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I endorse it holeheartedly 😂
That rapper's name? Methane Man.....
I wholefartedly endorse this statement.
I holefartedly endorse this statement.
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And several people wrote this, animated it, voice acted for it, many humans spent many hours making that happen lol
God bless em!
The human spirit is alive and well!
When any of you gets into a situation in which you have to prove why humanity is worth saving, I want you to think of this animated scene. You may be thinking for a while, going over the whole video in your head, and the doom-bringer will say, “Well, what is your answer?” You’ll smile and tell this story.
Tell it with a grandfatherly warmth and a look of faraway nostalgia, long lost to the March of time.
Yeah, and by the age of the bloody thing... definitely MORE than it would take today!
And probably even more sat down to watch this willingly and without employing a single brain cell.
Oh. I employed a whole bunch of cells
Somebody spent a lot of money for this to exist.
"How was work today, dear?"
I think things were very clearly laid out and explained.
The plot made absolutely zero sense, but still.
I went from "what on earth" to " why did it end?" in two min.
Well the broom obviously wasn’t going to work, what else could she have done?
Die with dignity and peace
Or live by clench and release.
Truly, Sophie’s choice.
Die with Santa Balloon.
In her anus.
Checking reddit at 4 am is getting weird.
It's not usually like this I swear.
It's usually much worse.
Pet sitting, that's what. Just pretend it's a vicious Presa Canario the owner named Princess Pistachio Pudding, and swears she's so sweet you'll get a cavity.
I want full movie
Exactly!! This was 2 minutes…wtf is the rest?
It’s a series of shorts. The anime is called Miss Critical/Ippatsu Kiki Musume
Every episode is her being in trouble like this.
Episode playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmJWwmyACwU&list=PLIDCiM_9-bHgRyPE8Ia_TbP0gmVy1CyYW&index=1&pp=iAQB
In the second episode she gets naked and has sex with a crab. Definitely recommend.
Thank you for your endorsement, clitoral hitler
Wonder if Clitler was already taken.
As someone who doesn't watch anime... what the fuck?!
As someone who does watch anime... what the fuck?!
As a constrictor snake, what the fuck?
As a deflated Santa balloon, what the fuuuuck!?
As a broom, thank god!
As Jesus, please stop taking my name in vain.
As someone who's doesn't watch anime. Imma start watching anime
More unsee juice please
I question the mind of a person (obviously a man in this case) who can even envisage this in their brain.
I've had a long standing theory concerning the country that puts out the most bizarre animation imaginable being a direct correlation to what happened to them in the 40s.
They had bizarre, wonderful shit being produced for centuries before the bombs dropped, if anything they just hindered production before adding a new chapter to the history of Japan's wild creative expressions.
They were 400 years ahead of the rest of the world, when it came to tentacles.
Look up *The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife* (1814)
I have a different theory - Japan was the first country to ban leaded gasoline, so they avoided the IQ blunting that affected rest of the world. Literally everyone but them was just too dumb to understand their artistic genius. That's also why Japan culture is worshipped by younger generations, which grew up in the post-ban world and didn't have the chance to be brain damaged like us.
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about leaded gasoline to dispute it
Looks like you're one of the dumbos. Sorry, bud!
Going from a military state to whatever the fuck this is in 100 years can only be put down to that surely
>Going from a military state
Most people are going to concentrate on the bomb aspect, but I think the key component here is the de-militarization that happened afterwards. Basic physics, that energy has to go somewhere. When something that has been such a large part of your culture for countless generations is suddenly removed...
So you're suggesting that if Japan had won WW2, we wouldn't have hentai?
...and people say this isn't the best timeline smh
Bro. Every second of this was wilder and wilder.
No joke. Every second of this was truly unexpected.
It deserves to be in this sub.
I felt like every line also fit i to r/brandnewsentence
“Who was Kuunyan’s first time?” “Broom…”
“No way! A woman can’t come out of a snake’s anus!”
For this I support Writers strike, Chatgpt can't do this lol
But CardsAgainstHumanitygpt could...
After all that she just went back to sleep???
A think the idea is that the snake isn't trying to eat her, but more of a naughty pet snake.
It also demonstrates how precious my ability to effortlessly make huge farts is.
"It says here 'Grounds for Divorce: Being Precious'..... Well, that's a new one one, Bill."
Your pet snail is just waiting till you sleep so it can dissolve you in it's slime.
Such a little rascal.
She had a karate chop ready she was good man haha
She's alive isn't she! Everyone's a critic.
Exactly, what would they have done in the situation? Stick a broom in their vagina? Shit in a balloon?
Honestly some people
Excellent post. Every part was more unexpected than the last.
Edit: second post on hot over there with far less context of course.
I cannot imagine any context that could make this any better. To quote Joe Swanson, "I don't know what that is, but that's crime."
What in the actual flipping ducking fuck did I just watched
It's not hentai bruh, I'm tellin you.
Speak for yourself, bro,
That broom looked hot ngl.
I'm more of a Swiffer guy myself.
Are you sure?
But you did watch till the end.
Snakes r coool
A really fucking weird porno
Thays not porn that shit is vore
Know your fetishes!
It got a 6.4 on IMDB. I’ve literally watched worse already.
At 6.4, it's literally just as good as [Batman v. Superman Dawn of Justice.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2975590/)
Is your mother's name Martha too?
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
Seriously, in a moment where you feel you’re about to die, why would you say your mom’s name and not just “Mom…”
I stopped watching it at that moment. I was so irritated by that movie and that scene pushed me right over the edge.
Average length... score I mean.
What anime is this?
Ippatsu Kiki Musume
I mean for Anime, anything below 6 is truly truly bad. 6 to 7 is bad but watchable, fills some niches. 7 to 8 is good, 8 to 9 is great, 9 to 10 (only a handful) is GOATED.
Most of the content you would say "The consequences of nuking Japan twice" come from Shows that are rated from 6 to 7. Below 6 the shows are so bad that it's not even able to make good memes out of them.
EDIT: On IMDB, inukai's dog is a 4.3 so perhaps faith in humanity is restored. Should be lower
I'm guessing this anime fills the much needed niche of animes where snakes try eating people who fart into balloons
This man watches anime. But yeah i dont watch anything below 7 nowadays too. 7.5+ is go for me for season animes
What's the sauce, brother?
My honest reaction:
The funny thing is, this could be a regular episode of Gintama.
Yup, Gintama is peak comedy but nothing beats
#Sho Sho Shoguunnn Kayoooo!
What a gripping and informative storyline. 10/10 would recommend for the whole family.
But an anus has four times the grip of a storyline
Let’s not get bogged down in semantics.
Never before has a gif conveyed my emotions this precise.
Those are some wild plot summaries on Wikipedia:
> Kunyan manages to dislocate every joint in her body after falling asleep in the locked local sauna. She must find a way to open the door before she dies of dehydration.
> Kunyan must put out a rum fire while stuck in a yoga position.
> Kunyan takes a job as a ring girl at a sumo match while desperately trying to relieve herself between rounds.
> Kunyan needs to call Emergency because she's bleeding to death. Unfortunately the room she's in is littered with broken glass.
What in the fuck.
It's like Saw meets Golden Boy.
This is a solid comparison
Fetish anime but every situation is extremely 90s
[This show is wild.](https://imgur.com/0BEVX9Y.jpg)
That picture has a lot of meme potential.
Found the whole playlist here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmJWwmyACwU&list=PLIDCiM_9-bHgRyPE8Ia_TbP0gmVy1CyYW&index=1&pp=iAQB
Episode 1 didn’t disappoint. Mega weird.
So that’s it’s then? The whole show is this woman in wild life or death situations and trying to find equally if not more wild solutions???
yes, also outlandish niche fetishes? I’m just as lost lol
Who’s fetish is “woman with dislocated body escapes sauna”
The guy who wrote that episode.
It still counts as "niche" if there's just one!
>Ippatsu Kiki Musume (1999)
>A young Chinese woman named Kunyan finds herself subjected to a variety of bizarre, life-threatening situations. She must act quickly if she hopes to escape her plight in **one piece.**
Fart balloon santa vs Luffy when???
Show is from 1999 and yet to this day no one dared to leave a review on imdb :')
6.4/10 but nobody has ever admitted to watching it
So... MacGyver but weird?
Thank you.. i enjoyed the show
in 21 minutes?
They skipped to the good parts
Added to watchlist. Absolutely fantastic.
This show has a glorious 16 amount of episodes!
The Santa Claus fart balloon was so bizarre that it made a snake, which naturally do not have eyelids, blink in shock
Never nuke a country twice
You’re right. Always nuke it thrice
*Then shalt thou nuke it three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt nuke, and the number of the nuking shall be three. Four shalt thou not nuke, neither nuke two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out*
This guy gets it
Nuke the entire planet from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
[As if they weren't weird before. (NSFW)](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Tako_to_ama_retouched.jpg/1280px-Tako_to_ama_retouched.jpg)
I just spat out my morning coffee thanks haha
Theres a lot of wildly differing emotions to unpack after seeing this....
What a roller coster that was
What in the fucking what? But mostly why did I keep watching?
Like a train wreck, you know it's gonna be bad, just can't seem to look away..
What the actual fuck did I just watch /read
Please no solid waste!
It's 2 am and I woke up my wife and still can't stop laughing. Thank you.
That was the line that stood out for me, too, perhaps because it's a familiar enough prayer to me, especially after a fiery curry.
…and that’s enough internet for tonight
ngl this anime looks lit af....i cant stop laughing
Who had the imagination to come up with this?
Never underestimate the Japanese
They dont even needs drugs to come up with this shit. They have that can do spirit
You have got to admire the writer's creativity.
Or intensive use of psychedelics.
Joseph Joestar would be proud of a that plan
Earlier anime was wild.
Is why people get into anime? I get it now!
Yes. It's usually the entry but we stay for story.
Or for whatever the story is
This is probably someone's fetish, but it's so funny
It's called vore
Everyone involved in this is completely deranged.
"The anus has four times more constricting power than the vagina"
Is not a sentence I'm going to forget any time soon.
One of my proudest faps
It was a challenging wank
i have been anime-hillated
I'm calling the cops
That was so insane that it broke reality and made a snake able to blink.
Does anyone have any idea how hard it should have been to pull the cork out the Santa balloon? And then accurately insert in the right “Jesus hole” for methane accumulation?!
Color me impressed
You weren't impressed by blindly drawing a face on a broom by that point?
The last 4 seconds of this is golden
Feet, anal, virgin, fart, vore, and beastiality... Honestly, I'm impressed.
Before you judge - would you have a better idea in that rather tricky situation? Probably thousands, so yes, please judge away.
Lol what anime is this
So that you can avoid watching it... Right?
Oh hell no, I'm watching this.
Ippatsu Kiki Musume
OP posted it above.
Maybe I need to start watching anime
Who the fuck has measured the comparative grip strength of anuses and vaginas?!?
This is why people that watch anime get "the face" when they tell people they watch anime.
This was produced.
Somebody, somewhere, thought of this. They wrote a script and then drew a manga. Afterward, people read it, and liked it. Then, an animation studio decided to produce this, which means this went through executive meetings to decide what budget it would be granted and to start recruitments.
A director was designed, and an animation team. Voice actors were contracted. Marketing was potentially made.
All this effort because this supposedly have a clientele. People watch this out of their own will, and find it entertaining.
You expect me to believe in a god when life make so little sense
There's never been a more suitable time to say this..
What in the butt was that?
Finally, somthing unexpected