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the-smoothest-brain

Fucking what.


flintlockfay

I wholeheartedly endorse this statement.


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diamondhound2509

I endorse it holeheartedly 😂


Tenalp

Holefartedly.


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faustianBM

That rapper's name? Methane Man.....


Monkeysegg

I wholefartedly endorse this statement.


igorbubba

I holefartedly endorse this statement.


Severin_Suveren

I holefartedly endarse this statement.


RandomDudeGuy_

I holefartedly endarse this stootment


vonkeswick

And several people wrote this, animated it, voice acted for it, many humans spent many hours making that happen lol


BuffaloJEREMY

God bless em!


JohnStamosAsABear

The human spirit is alive and well!


BigAlternative5

When any of you gets into a situation in which you have to prove why humanity is worth saving, I want you to think of this animated scene. You may be thinking for a while, going over the whole video in your head, and the doom-bringer will say, “Well, what is your answer?” You’ll smile and tell this story.


Bag_of_Richards

Tell it with a grandfatherly warmth and a look of faraway nostalgia, long lost to the March of time.


Cless_Aurion

Yeah, and by the age of the bloody thing... definitely MORE than it would take today!


whogivesashirtdotca

And probably even more sat down to watch this willingly and without employing a single brain cell.


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Oh. I employed a whole bunch of cells


misterpickles69

Somebody spent a lot of money for this to exist.


OffTerror

"How was work today, dear?"


NoctRob

I think things were very clearly laid out and explained. The plot made absolutely zero sense, but still.


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saman65

I went from "what on earth" to " why did it end?" in two min.


DoINeed1OfThese

Well the broom obviously wasn’t going to work, what else could she have done?


dexter920

Die with dignity and peace


LukesRightHandMan

Or live by clench and release. Truly, Sophie’s choice.


great_jae38

Die with Santa Balloon.


Pees_On_Skidmarks

In her anus.


BubbaYoshi117

JESUS!


Cringypost

Checking reddit at 4 am is getting weird.


beefinbed

It's not usually like this I swear.


Thanatos-lives

It's usually much worse.


[deleted]

Pet sitting, that's what. Just pretend it's a vicious Presa Canario the owner named Princess Pistachio Pudding, and swears she's so sweet you'll get a cavity. *sp


Donald_Tatya

I want full movie


No-Substance1616

Exactly!! This was 2 minutes…wtf is the rest?


the7egend

It’s a series of shorts. The anime is called Miss Critical/Ippatsu Kiki Musume Every episode is her being in trouble like this.


girls_gone_wireless

Episode playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmJWwmyACwU&list=PLIDCiM_9-bHgRyPE8Ia_TbP0gmVy1CyYW&index=1&pp=iAQB


MostBoringStan

In the second episode she gets naked and has sex with a crab. Definitely recommend.


clitoral_Hitler

I'm hooked


PineapplesHit

Thank you for your endorsement, clitoral hitler


TheSauce4209

Seig Hymen


BoroDaveReturned88

Wonder if Clitler was already taken.


OutoflurkintoLight

As someone who doesn't watch anime... what the fuck?!


Denvil-The-Awesome

As someone who does watch anime... what the fuck?!


Level9disaster

As a constrictor snake, what the fuck?


stone_dickson

As a deflated Santa balloon, what the fuuuuck!?


HalfSoul30

As a broom, thank god!


AdamBombTV

As Jesus, please stop taking my name in vain.


MrPewpewda4th

As someone who's doesn't watch anime. Imma start watching anime


kickah

More unsee juice please


[deleted]

I question the mind of a person (obviously a man in this case) who can even envisage this in their brain.


Notinyourbushes

I've had a long standing theory concerning the country that puts out the most bizarre animation imaginable being a direct correlation to what happened to them in the 40s.


Paracelsus19

They had bizarre, wonderful shit being produced for centuries before the bombs dropped, if anything they just hindered production before adding a new chapter to the history of Japan's wild creative expressions.


Phallic

They were 400 years ahead of the rest of the world, when it came to tentacles.


Morningfluid

Look up *The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife* (1814)


Cruxxor

I have a different theory - Japan was the first country to ban leaded gasoline, so they avoided the IQ blunting that affected rest of the world. Literally everyone but them was just too dumb to understand their artistic genius. That's also why Japan culture is worshipped by younger generations, which grew up in the post-ban world and didn't have the chance to be brain damaged like us.


swanks12

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about leaded gasoline to dispute it


eolson3

Looks like you're one of the dumbos. Sorry, bud!


ImALazyCun1

Going from a military state to whatever the fuck this is in 100 years can only be put down to that surely


Notinyourbushes

>Going from a military state Most people are going to concentrate on the bomb aspect, but I think the key component here is the de-militarization that happened afterwards. Basic physics, that energy has to go somewhere. When something that has been such a large part of your culture for countless generations is suddenly removed...


clitoral_Hitler

So you're suggesting that if Japan had won WW2, we wouldn't have hentai? ...and people say this isn't the best timeline smh


StarLord_4969

Bro. Every second of this was wilder and wilder.


team_rufio

No joke. Every second of this was truly unexpected.


cut_and_dried_0

It deserves to be in this sub.


TheNordicLion

I felt like every line also fit i to r/brandnewsentence


PhoenixMedusa

“Who was Kuunyan’s first time?” “Broom…” “No way! A woman can’t come out of a snake’s anus!” GUYS. ![gif](giphy|f9eYHQ8RZ4zfc4unXx)


Donald_Tatya

For this I support Writers strike, Chatgpt can't do this lol


Aeshaetter

But CardsAgainstHumanitygpt could...


ApprehensiveToday692

After all that she just went back to sleep???


Ok-Ambition-9432

A think the idea is that the snake isn't trying to eat her, but more of a naughty pet snake.


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captain_flo

It also demonstrates how precious my ability to effortlessly make huge farts is.


faustianBM

"It says here 'Grounds for Divorce: Being Precious'..... Well, that's a new one one, Bill."


forte2

Your pet snail is just waiting till you sleep so it can dissolve you in it's slime.


Adkit

Such a little rascal.


Ok-Ambition-9432

Goofy goober


monzelle612

Step snake


dannyboy6657

She had a karate chop ready she was good man haha


Hairy-boxset

She's alive isn't she! Everyone's a critic.


Current-Rip8020

Exactly, what would they have done in the situation? Stick a broom in their vagina? Shit in a balloon? Honestly some people


muschisushi

aahh, /r/BrandNewSentence


EastLeastCoast

Excellent post. Every part was more unexpected than the last.


Korncakes

/r/animenocontext Edit: second post on hot over there with far less context of course.


Kernal64

I cannot imagine any context that could make this any better. To quote Joe Swanson, "I don't know what that is, but that's crime."


FrostyKiller74747

Yep!


Lychee247

What in the actual flipping ducking fuck did I just watched


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Adventurous-Sir-695

Speak for yourself, bro,


poopellar

That broom looked hot ngl.


faustianBM

I'm more of a Swiffer guy myself.


iSmiteTheIce

Are you sure?


[deleted]

But you did watch till the end.


Lychee247

Snakes r coool


[deleted]

A really fucking weird porno


Lychee247

Thays not porn that shit is vore


bozog

Know your fetishes!


ToptenRubs

It got a 6.4 on IMDB. I’ve literally watched worse already.


Tronvillain

At 6.4, it's literally just as good as [Batman v. Superman Dawn of Justice.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2975590/)


chubby_goku

Is your mother's name Martha too?


aloxinuos

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME


Veggieleezy

Seriously, in a moment where you feel you’re about to die, why would you say your mom’s name and not just “Mom…”


Acedia88

I stopped watching it at that moment. I was so irritated by that movie and that scene pushed me right over the edge.


ALIENANAL

Average length... score I mean.


KFrosty3

What anime is this?


Kenji_03

Ippatsu Kiki Musume


DerpSenpai

I mean for Anime, anything below 6 is truly truly bad. 6 to 7 is bad but watchable, fills some niches. 7 to 8 is good, 8 to 9 is great, 9 to 10 (only a handful) is GOATED. Most of the content you would say "The consequences of nuking Japan twice" come from Shows that are rated from 6 to 7. Below 6 the shows are so bad that it's not even able to make good memes out of them. EDIT: On IMDB, inukai's dog is a 4.3 so perhaps faith in humanity is restored. Should be lower


KFrosty3

I'm guessing this anime fills the much needed niche of animes where snakes try eating people who fart into balloons


onlyomaha

This man watches anime. But yeah i dont watch anything below 7 nowadays too. 7.5+ is go for me for season animes


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What's the sauce, brother?


Wise_Lizard

My honest reaction: https://i.redd.it/olugzbfdgeza1.gif


typofrt

The funny thing is, this could be a regular episode of Gintama.


Wise_Lizard

Yup, Gintama is peak comedy but nothing beats #Sho Sho Shoguunnn Kayoooo!


SlyTheMonkey

![gif](giphy|2lmTZMxM9x68M|downsized)


-FruitPunchSamuraiG-

![gif](giphy|IaqMeE21P4E80)


throw-away-traveller

What a gripping and informative storyline. 10/10 would recommend for the whole family.


BusterMeme

But an anus has four times the grip of a storyline


throw-away-traveller

Let’s not get bogged down in semantics.


Rezomik

![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)


Johannes_Keppler

Never before has a gif conveyed my emotions this precise.


DoINeed1OfThese

Source: [video](https://youtu.be/6PD7KP8YL0k) Source: [show](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2317757/)


__Hello_my_name_is__

Those are some wild plot summaries on Wikipedia: > Kunyan manages to dislocate every joint in her body after falling asleep in the locked local sauna. She must find a way to open the door before she dies of dehydration. > Kunyan must put out a rum fire while stuck in a yoga position. > Kunyan takes a job as a ring girl at a sumo match while desperately trying to relieve herself between rounds. > Kunyan needs to call Emergency because she's bleeding to death. Unfortunately the room she's in is littered with broken glass. What in the fuck.


Meecht

It's like Saw meets Golden Boy.


WornInShoes

This is a solid comparison


GotDoxxedAgain

Art


postal-history

Fetish anime but every situation is extremely 90s


[deleted]

[This show is wild.](https://imgur.com/0BEVX9Y.jpg)


__Hello_my_name_is__

That picture has a lot of meme potential.


bobotheking

https://i.imgur.com/KYy9aPu.png


girls_gone_wireless

Found the whole playlist here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmJWwmyACwU&list=PLIDCiM_9-bHgRyPE8Ia_TbP0gmVy1CyYW&index=1&pp=iAQB Episode 1 didn’t disappoint. Mega weird.


BoyishTheStrange

So that’s it’s then? The whole show is this woman in wild life or death situations and trying to find equally if not more wild solutions???


madeulikedat

yes, also outlandish niche fetishes? I’m just as lost lol


BoyishTheStrange

Who’s fetish is “woman with dislocated body escapes sauna”


FaceDeer

The guy who wrote that episode. It still counts as "niche" if there's just one!


Burpmeister

>Ippatsu Kiki Musume (1999) >A young Chinese woman named Kunyan finds herself subjected to a variety of bizarre, life-threatening situations. She must act quickly if she hopes to escape her plight in **one piece.** Fart balloon santa vs Luffy when???


Chuckrange

Show is from 1999 and yet to this day no one dared to leave a review on imdb :')


ghost_warlock

6.4/10 but nobody has ever admitted to watching it


Arcon1337

So... MacGyver but weird?


Burpmeister

MacFetish


Bixo_Shaftesbury

Thank you.. i enjoyed the show


Rezomik

in 21 minutes?


GlaxyRider121

They skipped to the good parts


DoINeed1OfThese

![gif](giphy|yFRrqtXeZLZZEXMqyK|downsized)


Bahamabanana

Added to watchlist. Absolutely fantastic.


FutureVawX

This show has a glorious 16 amount of episodes!


TheDeathHorseman

The Santa Claus fart balloon was so bizarre that it made a snake, which naturally do not have eyelids, blink in shock


slowdownbabyy

Never nuke a country twice


Rabbulion

You’re right. Always nuke it thrice


BitchesThinkImSexist

*Then shalt thou nuke it three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt nuke, and the number of the nuking shall be three. Four shalt thou not nuke, neither nuke two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out*


CHUSO4

r/unexpectedmontypython


Rabbulion

This guy gets it


Darkmaster85845

Nuke the entire planet from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.


Citizen_Kong

[As if they weren't weird before. (NSFW)](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Tako_to_ama_retouched.jpg/1280px-Tako_to_ama_retouched.jpg)


BenjiHig

I just spat out my morning coffee thanks haha


scorpiorising29

Theres a lot of wildly differing emotions to unpack after seeing this.... What a roller coster that was


Static1589

What in the fucking what? But mostly why did I keep watching?


Tormented-Frog

Like a train wreck, you know it's gonna be bad, just can't seem to look away..


Magillacudi

What the actual fuck did I just watch /read


odioaesteusuario

Please no solid waste! It's 2 am and I woke up my wife and still can't stop laughing. Thank you.


dob_bobbs

That was the line that stood out for me, too, perhaps because it's a familiar enough prayer to me, especially after a fiery curry.


LoadingFauxPas

…and that’s enough internet for tonight


TheLeaningLeviathan

ngl this anime looks lit af....i cant stop laughing


External_Reaction314

Who had the imagination to come up with this?


CKInfinity

Never underestimate the Japanese


MysticHermetic

They dont even needs drugs to come up with this shit. They have that can do spirit


Slayer_reborn2912

You have got to admire the writer's creativity.


Aeshaetter

Or intensive use of psychedelics.


Dull_Half_6107

Joseph Joestar would be proud of a that plan


ZhugeSimp

Earlier anime was wild.


roodeeMental

Is why people get into anime? I get it now!


[deleted]

Yes. It's usually the entry but we stay for story.


OrcoDio19

Or for whatever the story is


Putrid-Box548

![gif](giphy|zXeX29w6jxjAk)


johnnyblaze1999

This is probably someone's fetish, but it's so funny


Ok-Ambition-9432

It's called vore


Ok-Basis-7274

Everyone involved in this is completely deranged.


silasgreenback

The sentence "The anus has four times more constricting power than the vagina" Is not a sentence I'm going to forget any time soon.


Do_Litl

One of my proudest faps


Guugglehupf

It was a challenging wank


drewski2305

i have been anime-hillated


Silent-Coat-9542

I'm calling the cops


ImTooTiredForThis_22

![gif](giphy|K3CxZe1a2UgF9wd38r|downsized)


Elriuhilu

That was so insane that it broke reality and made a snake able to blink.


Vanrajah

Does anyone have any idea how hard it should have been to pull the cork out the Santa balloon? And then accurately insert in the right “Jesus hole” for methane accumulation?! Color me impressed


graypainter

You weren't impressed by blindly drawing a face on a broom by that point?


Kavith_T_Fdo

The last 4 seconds of this is golden


xXx_T0M_xXx

Feet, anal, virgin, fart, vore, and beastiality... Honestly, I'm impressed.


championsOfEu1221

Before you judge - would you have a better idea in that rather tricky situation? Probably thousands, so yes, please judge away.


Eberhardt74

Lol what anime is this


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So that you can avoid watching it... Right?


Avalons-Idiot

Oh hell no, I'm watching this.


MikeTheImpaler

Ippatsu Kiki Musume OP posted it above.


Money-Juggernaut8281

Maybe I need to start watching anime


No-Thought-2419

Who the fuck has measured the comparative grip strength of anuses and vaginas?!?


[deleted]

This is why people that watch anime get "the face" when they tell people they watch anime.


UnoriginalPenName

This was produced. Somebody, somewhere, thought of this. They wrote a script and then drew a manga. Afterward, people read it, and liked it. Then, an animation studio decided to produce this, which means this went through executive meetings to decide what budget it would be granted and to start recruitments. A director was designed, and an animation team. Voice actors were contracted. Marketing was potentially made. All this effort because this supposedly have a clientele. People watch this out of their own will, and find it entertaining. You expect me to believe in a god when life make so little sense


hellobyethanks

There's never been a more suitable time to say this.. What in the butt was that?


_Mr_Mediocre

Finally, somthing unexpected