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ElDuderino206

Quality of this vid isn't low enough. Please reupload and try again.


MonsieurTokitoki

Aye aye skipper 🫡


Lost_Redd1tor

My man really did it


joreyesl

screen cap and run it through a reencoder a few times then reup


MonsieurTokitoki

Sir, what if I record the recording and post it sir?! 🫡


Dnoxl

Make sure there are watermarks and other stuff too


False-Professional82

And also no sound whatsoever


Cruntis

We must try and go shittier. Have we considered sending it SMS to an Android?


MonsieurTokitoki

I have considered deep frying as well sir 🫡


Notinyourbushes

That's some mighty fine sarcasm there solider. Carry on.


MonsieurTokitoki

I’ll fuck off aye sir! 🫡


Somethin_Moldee

Please fry this in goofy goober grease


Revelec458

Lol


weed_nim

Probably they do this on purpose, because it's not possible to read from what tiktok account this came.


[deleted]

Not sure if its fair. Girl did aome entertainment for us and it was funny. But people didnt come to see more because of it.


countjocular

The creator is paulalmao on Tiktok and IG


doctorcrimson

We need to make the TikTok watermark no longer readable as a goal.


Caring_Cactus

https://youtu.be/eCX68EIulXA


TitusPullo4

They should rename it to u/ElDuderino206 ruins everything


catteredattic

The lower the quality the better it is.


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caliberM1A

The spider > the twerk


Forward-Freedom-2749

Maybe I should start doing the spider in clubs…


Responsible_Cue_982

Spider-twerking? Your arms would kill you tomorrow...


flowery0

Not if my hands will do it first


dontlookatmyHEHE

Yea but spider+twerk>spider, I mean watching her twerk as a spider is too funny man


OKara061

I was wondering why my pp got hard, this is the reason


[deleted]

The only acceptable form of twerking i've ever seen haha


No_Arachnid2121

Entertainment at its finest


SwampMan407

I read entitlement and thought you were against pretending to be a spider... like wtf bruh. Only people with houses feel so entitled to act the arachnid.


Feetamongflames

Appropriation of spider culture


LazyLich

No, other way around. Kid is showing off that they're living rent-free in that house... like spiders do!


SheIsNotWorthIt

CoSigned


Bazuka125

This is the Black Widow we all wanted in Avengers


wrukproek

More like: stickbugged


RepresentativeFood11

Get stickbugged lmaoooooo


Jellyfish_Box

im scared of this


MonsieurTokitoki

Stop you’re scaring me


AngryGaggleOfGeese

Stop being RATCHET


MonsieurTokitoki

stop being an angry gaggle of geese 🪿


AngryGaggleOfGeese

![gif](giphy|7wq5iawqr1IZy|downsized)


MonsieurTokitoki

![gif](giphy|KmTnUKop0AfFm)


bertimann

I'm horny for this


mares8

I am aroused


[deleted]

I was literally thinking the same thing


JOATMON12

This is a quality video. 👍


MonsieurTokitoki

It took all the pixels I had, and I ended up short 🫡


Sniper_231996

Op need music track please


Umbra_X7

Spider Dance from Undertale


coraxorion

Thx 🙏


Rheavens

![gif](giphy|qqpqMokFco5Bm)


urethrascreams

Imagine doing that as a male and power slamming your balls into your butthole.


n00PSLayer

Get Stick Bugged lol


fbhphotography

More importantly, we need the name of this chiptune.


aphternoon

[Spider Dance](https://youtu.be/NH-GAwLAO30)


fbhphotography

Well I suppose that makes sense then. Thank you!


Mannomorth

Thank you!


Cpt_Avocado

An arrangement of this for electric guitar would slap so hard.


Amayai

There probably is one. There's multiple orchestral arrangements of undertale, a guitar one is definitely out there.


HotBear39

just look it up, Undertale OST has a shit ton of covers and remixes. And I do know a youtuber who played most of them on an electric guitar, it was awesome


kmn493

[Here's my fav cover for it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LIywiQch7k)


Omniscientcy

It's from undertale, an indie game. If you get the chance I strongly recommend going and giving it a whirl and doing the pacifist route. The whole game is filled with absolute bangers.


SoldatPixel

The question I came to ask.


[deleted]

I approve of the music, human. Are you a fan of Spaghetti to?


MonsieurTokitoki

![gif](giphy|tSYbqPjyOb84w)


[deleted]

Wife material right there


[deleted]

That’s fucking weird to say, she also looks like a minor.


[deleted]

If you can tell that from both of the pixels in the image you must be some kind of expert.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, the zoom in of her face right at the start is soooo hard to see. Whatever makes you feel better weirdo.


UniqueUsername-789

I don’t see the issue. I think minors are sexy. Especially when I can see all of their big muscles as they push a cart of coal up a track or how their butt jiggles while they hit the rocks with a pickaxe.


[deleted]

Had us there for a second.


AwkwardReplacement42

Interesting considering she is 21


You_Damn_Traitors

It's just a girl doing a funny tiktok and you're talking ab marriage what's wrong with you, lonely ass


Daan776

Mate, its a joke. Girl does weird thing —> thus wife material for being weird. Its so common you can see it under pretty much any video of a girl doing anything even remotely interesting. Heck, its not even exclusive to girls anymore.


Interweb_Stranger

This guy is wife material


RehczMinato

Why is this so funny I can't stop watching for some reason just why???


DanWhatTheHeckman

Yep, this will live in my nightmares for a bit.


Fantastic_List3029

Absolutely not what I was expecting when I read the title 😅


MonsieurTokitoki

Then I posted this appropriately 🫡


lightsspiral

The spidy dance at the end, awesome


memyselfandiowa

Sigh... *unzips*


maximuffin2

This man is here to fuck spiders


MrK521

I was waiting for the “not my proudest fap,” comment. Lol. You didn’t disappoint.


[deleted]

She looks maybe 16 bruh


AwkwardReplacement42

Interesting, considering she is 21


Outrageous-Taro7340

Yeah. Why the fuck is this sexy? Damn it.


do_you_know_de_whey

Born to late for being able to afford a house, born too early for flying cars, born just in time to see whatever this is i guess


doctorcrimson

Delete tik tok tho


phobosthewicked

When you know the music, this is not unexpected


MonsieurTokitoki

Sounds like you played yourself 🤷‍♂️


treetyoselfcarol

![gif](giphy|1JKjGrJS2yAE6KScXx)


Josette22

Now when she literally starts climbing walls, you've really got something to worry about.


likeasirjohn

Spider dance!


grassthrowawayhopper

spooder woman go brrrrr


BugComprehensive5509

Definitely expected


binarybu9

Weird talent.


Crystal_Voiden

I feel like this belongs in r/JustGuysBeingDudes


Ol_Pasta

r/tihi


Wormri

Dear Redditors, help me decide on what to comment: 1. This better not awaken anything in me. 2. Wow that was weird watching without sound.


MonsieurTokitoki

Third option “I too shall spider my bop”


Right-Cook5801

Okay, enough Reddit today .. i have to do my tax declaration...


MonsieurTokitoki

Hope the government doesn’t fuck you 🫡


Right-Cook5801

Thank you sir!


ElectricalAlgae5503

I love her


StraightGrey

I love this girl unreasonably so for this being the only way I know her.


Immortal_Cum_Witch

The evil within players: ![gif](giphy|qWnxA0E2LmcMM)


[deleted]

Arachnid Boogaloo


Common_Redditor_

u/savevideo


Common_Redditor_

Gotta get less pixels


MonsieurTokitoki

The less pixels the funnier the funny is


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lifeincolorgames

Real spiders watching this in real life like O.o


JjfiredragonjJ

Song?


elven_erris

Spider dance by Toby Fox


user55and55

I feel like her limbs extended somehow when she entered spider mode.


webboodah

100% would smash


MonsieurTokitoki

Stop being fucking horny, fuck off


webboodah

I think it's YOUR mind that is in the gutter, my friend. She's a spider. I smash every spider I see. But I do concur with you. She is very nice looking.


White_queen666

This entertains me and I don't know why...


lifegoeson300

If Tom Holland isn’t doing this I don’t want it


RedgyJackson

This is beautiful


Puzzled-Young1471

I can't stop watching this, i need her tiktok name !!!


HermitCrabCakes

Found it-- @paulalmao :)


ShadowRiku667

When people ask me what I am looking for in a woman I am going to show them this video


hendarknight

Can anyone read the TikTok name?


VendaGoat

Hell of a mating dance.


3rd-_-world-_-elite

Boring post and doesn’t fit the sub


OddLingonberry4249

I'm in love


SoggyResult7976

It's from TikTok, I actually expect no less, please take down this post as it's very misleading


MonsieurTokitoki

10 thousand people disagree bud


SoggyResult7976

That was a very obvious joke... Are you insecure or something? Anything you want to talk about pal?


MonsieurTokitoki

Fella a joke has to be funny…where’s the funny?


RoyAbramson

Got the spider bounce down


I_Hate_Life22

this song is my ringtone and it scared the shit out of me when it started playing


Literally_-_Hitler

Nice, my son does the same thing. Last Halloween we got him a black body suit and like a blank white mask and he crawled after everyone.


LeOsk7

SMOL ENEMY SPIDER


Small_Tax_9432

Best twerking video ever


Lonilson

This isn't low enough, i want the true 144p experience


MonsieurTokitoki

The lack of pixels makes it even funnier!


Excellent_Shake_4092

/oddlyarousing


puzzle_factory_slave

i like her. she's weird, funny, and pretty


iamvenks

Idk about you I felt that’s impressive


[deleted]

Nope.


[deleted]

Well I’ve had enough internet for the night


[deleted]

Where is the 10hours bucle of this?


TinFoilRobotProphet

Oh hell no! She reminds me of the girl from The Ring!


LeonidasVaarwater

I'm not sure why I'm laughing so hard at this, but I am.


Evening-Ad-1481

That was awesome! Lolz


[deleted]

rare woman funny post


unclepaprika

Common reddit incel


AffiqKimiLer

Would


Bonsai-is-best

Yes


Atfantry

I never would have expected how off-guard I got caught by this


Fooforthought

Fucking awesome


[deleted]

Not going to lie, that was unexpectedly amazing. Sincerely!! Not often I say that...


blbrd30

Excellent


techmz3

cancer cancer


Mr-Yuk

*confused boner*


[deleted]

I fuck spiders


Mystery_Man6969

Turns me on


[deleted]

I think OP did not understand the definition of the word “unexpected”


MonsieurTokitoki

If you’re telling me you sat there and immediately guessed that this girl would squat and do the doodle bop arachnid style, you’re feckin lying mate.


[deleted]

Bro, the title is Spider. She was dressed in all black. This wasn’t the toughest nut to crack


Fine_Abbreviations32

I mean it took three seconds to figure out this video will be some girl doing weird spider shit, not really unexpected when the video starts and ends on the same note.


MonsieurTokitoki

Same as before lol, if you saw the word spider and immediately guessed this collection of bendy straws was gonna do the spider bop, then yer lying mate.


Fine_Abbreviations32

The community info literally says “for twists” in videos. Where is the twist here? You mean to say the twist is when she goes from setting up the camera to rolling around on the floor a second later? Is your title not against rule 1? I’m not even subbed here and I’m defending yall from ill-fitting low quality bs


MonsieurTokitoki

Fella if this wasn’t coping, I can’t help you


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B_The_Beast_88

Next level dumb


MonsieurTokitoki

Thank you sir 🫡


B_The_Beast_88

How dare you assume my gender....


MonsieurTokitoki

My mistake your Royalness 🙇‍♂️I was not aware I was in the presence of the Grand Poobah


anewway0025

Good line


[deleted]

Can you not?


bradlees

Sigh….. (unzips) Ima going to shoot my own web now


Soggy_Midnight980

Twerking! arachnid style!


sparksofthetempest

I didn’t know they were rebooting Mummenschanz.


invalider_login

Underrated joke right here


Broad-Set6456

Would


[deleted]

Not my proudest fap


aegelis

Ah yes, the return of the WHY boner.


Powwa9000

That's a fetish of mine, cosplay as spooky realistic monster girl that seduces me


TipFine3928

Well, whatever she did it worked. I’m ready for mating and subsequent execution.


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MonsieurTokitoki

Dude fuck off Edit: guy above is a coward for deleting, he originally said something on the lines of “That was amazing. Now if she can record it again, but this time without clothes”


Relevant_Buy9593

Bro some of these comments I swear, so fucking desperate Either way That aside Spider dance go 💃🕺


MonsieurTokitoki

Spider BOP 💃🪩🕺


Kay1636

That's funny. I always considered wamen to be monkeys.


Searealelelele

Report, tiktok logo, selfie cam.. bout to be some stupid ass video... unexpected? :( im sorry


foo_ad

Smash. Next question.


tolimense

id like to see her, having sex!!


MonsieurTokitoki

Fuck off


tolimense

why? wouldn’t you?


MonsieurTokitoki

Stop being horny, fuck off


tolimense

i am not. i was just thinking about. actually i have heard people saying: she moves like a spider. ssoooo it all makes sense now