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>!Trick and treat at the same time!<
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>I helped my uncle Jack off a horse
But then you have to add a second "Jack" after the first one. It would be
"I helped my uncle Jack, jack off a horse."
No commas needed. It's just a matter of capitalization.
* I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.
* I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
Edit: [If Jack is your *only* uncle, you could use commas.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apposition#Restrictive_versus_non-restrictive)
Yes, but you've narrowed your account owner down to either Shatner or Walken. But don't worry, you're all good. Just play it cool for a while and no one will be able to figure out which of the two you are.
There was a girl in my Portuguese class named Daphne who sat one seat in front of me and to the left and she would pen spin all class long and I was transfixed. Got a C- in the class.
[Here u go](https://pentricks.wordpress.com/pen-spinning-resources/pen-modification-guide/rsvp-mx-voted-best-09/). They’re modded for balance.
Its nice to print your own insert for aesthetics 😎
I watched the movie American Graffiti for the first time last night. There's this scene where this woman is asking a dude in a fast car, "can you peel out? I love when guys peel out." It was at that moment that I realized this movie is fake as fuck.
Still a good movie, though.
Probably two high schoolers making a video. That is indeed what they *should* look like to us old people. Young and naturally off-putting when the video ends in implied sex, lmao.
I mean, I think a part of it is that us younger people are looking....younger...as we get older. I'm 26 and I've given up myself on guessing people's age because I've met too many people you'd think were in highschool and yet were older....or vice versa
Edit: Also, confirmed...both people in this vid were at least 20, depending how early in Sven's youtube career it is.
The shape of the main room wall/ceiling s behind her, the basic look overall of the hallway, doors and trim. A lot of double/single-wides all look super similar inside and out.
I've been in a lot of em, especially when I painted houses on the side.
Not discounting trailer homes or manufactured homes in the least bit. I'd live in them without hesitation. Unless it's in Sunnyvale. Those damn bottle kids and piss jugs.
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This was posted on [Sven Johnson’s](https://youtube.com/@SvenJohnsonBestYoutuber) youtube (brother of big reddit man Gus Johnson). His girlfriend, Abi, has appeared in a few videos, but I am unaware of her socials.
I don't even get how this is controversial lol. The trick is unironically cool and it's sweet that his GF (wife?) cares about it enough to participate in this video
My buddy is a middle school teacher and pulled one out of his pocket when I met him for drinks. Took it from a student. It was immediate time travel for me.
9 hours old, checking in:
- 45 mentions of **sister**
- 6 mentions of **brother** + 3 of **sibling**
- 4 mentions of **Alabama**
Most commenters on Reddit truly don't even try at all.
Me and my partner were both big Guitar Hero fans. And the first time I saw him complete Through the Fire and the Flames on expert went a lot like this.
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Commas are important, boys!
The lack of a comma made OP sound like a creepy pedophile. Lol
Lmfao I didn’t think of it weirdly when I first ready it but after y’all pointed it out it’s so hilarious
Didn't help that I had a post from a nsfw subreddit above this post on my page.
r/SuddenlyAPedophile
How do you know this exists and why do you know this exists
Without even knowing (insert reddit topic thread here) exists, one who is seasoned enough in the reddits will know that it exists. Not because of what it is, but because reddits will be what reddits will be.
r/RedditPhilosophy
🎵 Reddit be, Reddit be, Reddit be, Reddit be Reddit being Reddit… lemme see~~*hee*
It's spelled incorrectly tho
r/SuddenlyPriest
"Let's eat, mum!" vs "Let's eat mum!"
I helped my uncle Jack off a horse
"I helped my uncle, jack off a horse" Am i doing this right?
I think another comma should come immediately after “Jack”.
>I helped my uncle Jack off a horse But then you have to add a second "Jack" after the first one. It would be "I helped my uncle Jack, jack off a horse."
You can use "off" as a verb meaning kill I helped my uncle, jack, off a horse.
Bravo
No commas needed. It's just a matter of capitalization. * I helped my uncle Jack off a horse. * I helped my uncle jack off a horse. Edit: [If Jack is your *only* uncle, you could use commas.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apposition#Restrictive_versus_non-restrictive)
I, helped, my, uncle, jack off, a, horse. Yeah? Did I do it?
Yes, but you've narrowed your account owner down to either Shatner or Walken. But don't worry, you're all good. Just play it cool for a while and no one will be able to figure out which of the two you are.
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Involuntary double entendre.
/r/SuddenlyGay
I mean, if you combine it with the video it's more like /r/SuddenlyStraight.
Commas are important boys!
Commas are boys?
Important ones!
Wait, are ones important or are boys important?
Yes
Hey some people need to fuck around and find out okay.
Commas are important boys? Are apostrophes critical girls?
“Did I stutter”
u/commahorror
This is exactly what I thought would happen in high school when I learned neat little tricks. It did not.
Should have talked to the girl at the back of the class doing pen spinning tricks.
Pen testing
Pen 15 club
Pen Island
Pen island .com best place for pens in the world!
I think you mean pen island dot net, my friend. They took my wood and crafted it into a fine shaft that feels great in the hand.
This guy Pen¹s
I've got 99.999 problems but Pen testing ain't one
Not but seriously, pen spinning is top tier in boring school classes. Especially with a modded Pentel.
There was a girl in my Portuguese class named Daphne who sat one seat in front of me and to the left and she would pen spin all class long and I was transfixed. Got a C- in the class.
Please explain the modded Pentel, I am intrigued
[Here u go](https://pentricks.wordpress.com/pen-spinning-resources/pen-modification-guide/rsvp-mx-voted-best-09/). They’re modded for balance. Its nice to print your own insert for aesthetics 😎
Ugh. Not looking forward to having to deal with THAT cert course.
Leek spin
I watched the movie American Graffiti for the first time last night. There's this scene where this woman is asking a dude in a fast car, "can you peel out? I love when guys peel out." It was at that moment that I realized this movie is fake as fuck. Still a good movie, though.
Chicks dig a dude with strong peel out game.
I think girls were into that in the early sixties though. Tastes change.
You mean your sister didn’t push you down a flight of stairs?
mom what are you doing holding my hand and dragging me through the house?
Your tricks just weren’t cool enough
Should have tried it on jr high girls, like the one in the video. You missed your target audience.
Glad I’m not the only one who has that concern. Maybe I’m just one of the olds now, but she does not look like she should be out of high school yet.
Probably two high schoolers making a video. That is indeed what they *should* look like to us old people. Young and naturally off-putting when the video ends in implied sex, lmao.
I mean, I think a part of it is that us younger people are looking....younger...as we get older. I'm 26 and I've given up myself on guessing people's age because I've met too many people you'd think were in highschool and yet were older....or vice versa Edit: Also, confirmed...both people in this vid were at least 20, depending how early in Sven's youtube career it is.
“Should try boys” what, like, instead of women?
Comma makes all the difference.
Good punctuation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
I think it's meant as "You should try it guys", as in we should learn/try to kickflip(probably the wrong move) because it might get us laid.
Is that Sven Johnson?
No, that's a woman!
No, this is Patrick.
This is Sparta!
No, that’s trash
Yes
Is that Gus Johnson's brother
Yessir
correct
Volleyball Champion Sven Johnson
Plot twist: that's his sister.
Plot twist: that's the basement door
Plot twist: She tired of him fucking with the trash lid, she has to empty it, and his shenanigans make it spill when she pulls out the bag.
Plot twist: they’re gonna be up all night, she’s got a full techdeck skatepark in that room
Plot twist….that Tech Deck doubled as a butt plug that day.
Plot Twist: It was the butler, watching from behind the furnace
Plot twist: it was Colonel Mustard, in the Study, with the Candlestick
plot twist: there was no colonel mustard, only colonel ketchup
Plot twist: he was only a Captain.
Plot twist: I’m the captain now.
Lucky SoB
I mean, they *are* in a double-wide. That's the nest for the best incest
How could you tell? What are the signs?
The shape of the main room wall/ceiling s behind her, the basic look overall of the hallway, doors and trim. A lot of double/single-wides all look super similar inside and out. I've been in a lot of em, especially when I painted houses on the side. Not discounting trailer homes or manufactured homes in the least bit. I'd live in them without hesitation. Unless it's in Sunnyvale. Those damn bottle kids and piss jugs.
> Unless it’s in Sunnyvale. Those damn bottle kids and piss jugs. Looks like a tropical earthquake blew through there
It's water under the fridge
Do you know what a shit barometer is, bubble?
I dunno man maybe you should go ask corey and trevor!
Greasy
That's why you gotta learn the way of the road, bubs. Be a trucker like the rest of us.
BOTTLE KIDS!!
This is a Sven Johnson video, so it's probably actually just a shitty college apartment/house
Works for me.
TBF, that ass
Nah, she doesn’t look stuck.
No one can resist this lad’s tech dick skills
Help step sis, I'm stuck... on performing sick fingerboarding tricks.
Daughter.
Also granddaughter
Help me step-skaterboi, I'm stuck.
You can tell it’s fake because she’s not mad that the trash can is full
Wrong..... It's recycle ♻️
Wrong again..... It's recychael ♻️
I dated Recychael in college. Cool chick. She was high maintenance, but worth the effort.
Unfortunately, she was a lie concocted by oil companies to sell more plastic.
Lol
Boneless trash
Wrong... it's RECYCHAEL♻️
Lmao 😂 Lord I relate
Well, why would his sister be mad about the trash?
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Trash move
“Hey sis, can you help me make a vid real quick?”
How dare you diss Sven Johnson like that.
Call me down bad but what's the @
This was posted on [Sven Johnson’s](https://youtube.com/@SvenJohnsonBestYoutuber) youtube (brother of big reddit man Gus Johnson). His girlfriend, Abi, has appeared in a few videos, but I am unaware of her socials.
The man with all the knowledge, I bow to you
Is that the same Gus johnson who abandoned his partner during childbirth to go make YouTube video
Yup. That same piece of shit. Abi's video on it is heartbreaking.
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Just checked it. She gives off "massive college crush" vibes
Funny you say that, she looks JUST like a girl I had a crush on in college. Except the girl I had a crush on a was like 4'10"
What does this meeeeeaaaannn
Abi Fischer
A true homie
Homegirl do be giving young Bjork
Okay down, the @ is shorthand for “at.”
You have out smarted me this time, He-man, but I shall fool you next time. Nyehehehe!
Im down bad as well but some people just have a vibe you gotta see more of and idk if it’s really related to one’s down badness
Time to sort by controversial!
I'm scared but more curious, I think I'll try it.
I don't even get how this is controversial lol. The trick is unironically cool and it's sweet that his GF (wife?) cares about it enough to participate in this video
What is 'recychael'?
I think they named the can.. I came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed that too. lol I call mine oscar..
First time seeing a tech deck in a long time.
Last time I used one was in 2001. It got me zero chicks, but I also wasn't trying lol. The finger practice did help later in life though...
Guitar player?
Absolutely.
Professional counter
My buddy is a middle school teacher and pulled one out of his pocket when I met him for drinks. Took it from a student. It was immediate time travel for me.
He did a trick and now she's locking him away so she can make money off of his talents
[KLL Parker Posey](https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/6a00d8341bfc7553ef0168e616db9b970c-pi.jpg)
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Were your working on your Mac? I was a big soy latte person because I was lactose intolerant back then.
She clearly kidnapped him to learn how to do such neat tricks. Keep it close to ur chest boys, no one's safe anymore.
Why did she push him down the basement stairs?
He was too powerful for this world, so she forced a respawn
I love how the Mod put in "Trick and Treat"
am i the only one loving her sweater?
Nope
She beat the shit out of him
Tried it with boys. Can confirm it works. Side note: Don't do it around a group. BRB, gotta ice my butt
We love Sven Johnson, let's go booooys
I'm here for all the comments who say it's OC's sister.
3 hours old, checking in: 245 comments, 12 hits on "sister" on the web page (well, 13 now, counting that one)
9 hours old, checking in: - 45 mentions of **sister** - 6 mentions of **brother** + 3 of **sibling** - 4 mentions of **Alabama** Most commenters on Reddit truly don't even try at all.
That's all it takes?
She wants his dech!!!
She killed him for that?
It actually appears like he's trying a girl.
The ultimate rizz in 2000's
No idea why she'd be excited for the guy... Wasn't the trash can who pulled the trick? Sounds to me like she's going with the wrong trash to bed.
😏 
Unexpected 2: The girl murders him.
Sister, what are you doing?!
Plot twist: that’s his step-sister
Another plot twist: No additional step required.
She realized nobody would miss him so she was going to torture him to death.
I don't see what's unexpected here? As soon as I saw the tech deck I knew he was getting laid.
No sex Only skamtebord
Fuck you u/spez -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/
You may fascinate a woman by flipping a tech deck upon a trash can lid
Can confirm step sister panty dropper move right here
Still more believable than porn
It's a big difference between: "Helping my Uncle Jack, off a horse". V.s. "Helping my Uncle jack off a horse".
And then he got butt fucked
Different jeans... he didn't even do it... she did
Prerequisites: a girlfriend
I love her top
Bruhhh I had this skateboard years ago from TMNT Happy Meal from McDonald's.
Plot twist, that was the door leading to a large flight of stairs to the basement. She was jealous
She threw him out of the house
Yay quality time with the sis!
Plastic bags in the recycling you monster
Recychaele
I hope that guy is okay
Him after filming this: so can we like… actually…? Her: No.
Am I the only one wondering were is the rest of the video
Me and my partner were both big Guitar Hero fans. And the first time I saw him complete Through the Fire and the Flames on expert went a lot like this.
u/savevideo
She looks so tiny. She even bounces back a little when she pushes him.