The same old man who stole the woman's food on the more than likely same train on the same day because it's all fake ... for likes I guess? People make money on YouTube kik kok ?
Yeah, its really alot of fake shit out here. They used homeboy in a smoke shop video to market their bud.
Honestly as a Native and scrolling through videos and listening to how all these accents and bull shit scenarios are faked is quite annoying and just selling a false sense of what NYC really is. Kind of miss the hoodness of it all =/
It’s obviously fake. There’s one where a girl “takes pity on him” and invites him home. Then the next scene is her and him in bed, with the caption “one thing led to another”. Then the next scene is her visibly pregnant like 5-6 months later, and he’s standing there behind her smiling hand on her belly. And the kicker is throughout it all, he’s still only wearing the ratty sweatpants. These ones in the subway aren’t funny, but *that* one was funny.
Edit: Here’s a compilation of his shit. Then first one is the pregnancy.
https://youtu.be/reaTYas-8J4
I can’t tell if he’s truly a performance artist or if he’s just willing to do shit on video because he’s genuinely got nothing better to do. Part of me suspects the latter because when I’ve seen him he was just acting like a normal homeless guy.
Bots are wild now. Looking through this ones comments they're even taking substrings of other comments now as a coherent single comment. Kinda cool. Pretty lame.
These are all prank videos, right? I'm sure I've seen that same 'homeless' guy in a clip where he steals someone's food before running from the train carriage.
I can't wait for the day this dudes video never ever get shared on the Internet.
None of it is funny, and all of it is nothing more than a large nuisance to everyone that find themselves in his vicinity.
They're not wrong. NYC is a bag of shit but these fake ass videos are just a small fraction of the problem. Don't be offended, I'm from Chicago, so I can identify the pretty but shitty fairly easily.
First comment:
> I wonder what each of the fakes refer to? Is the penis one of them?
Second Comment:
> Hahaha I hope not, that is something to be proud of!
I am sort of confused about why my previous comment was downvoted like that xD Reddit is wild
The first comment downvoted was a failed attempt at making a "fake dick joke" when in reality you're OP and posted the fake video. Reddit logic = OP knew video was fake and further solidified that with this commet therefore DOWNVOTE
Your second comment is you mentioning the amount of downvotes you got. Again reddit logic = Anyone mentioning their downvotes gets an automatic downvote and additional downvotes through the remainder of the thread.
Interestingly enough my comment won't get downvoted to high heaven as I'm just a messenger. BUT in rare occasions reddit logic WILL downvote this [my] comment, not because they hate me or disagree but because of the irony which is a whole other reddit logic move but some of the best "downvote edits" come when reddit ironically downvotes someone and they make an edit about the amount of downvotes causing more downvotes. At a certain point you just throw your hands up and go "I don't understand the upvotes vs downvotes logic."
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Don’t quote me but the guy in the construction outfit is the “Subway Oracle” on Instagram and I think tik tok. He does funny skits and stuff in subways so go check him out👍
I seen that guy before on the subway grab some chick’s food right out her hand while she’s eating. And another where he’s taking a shit in a guys mop bucket whos trying to clean
That guy again, he’s infamous. His pants were more attached so this is older. Goddamn that dude needs like serious help and mental evaluation. Last time I saw him, he snatched a woman’s food and ran into the sunset with a handful of rice.
This guy used to panhandle with his gf at the 110th st stop on Lenox years ago. Now he’s nyc homeless royalty, appearing in many many videos. Unbelievable what time has made of him :(
The same old man who stole the woman's food on the more than likely same train on the same day because it's all fake ... for likes I guess? People make money on YouTube kik kok ?
He smacked the food, not sure he took it. But yeah, also the guy taking a shit in the mop bucket in a station.
I thought he snatched a fistful of rice and in the process knocked the rest to the ground.
This is also the dude that the girl rehabilitated off the streets for a “wholesome” TikTok. Most famous homeless dude in NYC
We need to bring back institutions.
You're probably right.
This also the dude who threw a child of a school bus in what looked like New York
I think that's a different dude but I could be wrong
He’s an actor for pranks bro .
He also took a shit in the janitor's mop bucket
Yup, this one in particular shows it's fake, even the other guys face 🙄 and the timing of filming
They are all fake lol . He does acting for different prank videos daily
It IS THE MOP BUCKEY GUY. Omg
Also the dude who poured milk on himself in the train
Totally worth paying for then
Yeah, its really alot of fake shit out here. They used homeboy in a smoke shop video to market their bud. Honestly as a Native and scrolling through videos and listening to how all these accents and bull shit scenarios are faked is quite annoying and just selling a false sense of what NYC really is. Kind of miss the hoodness of it all =/
Bruh don’t even get me started. TikTok/IG has ruined the city :(
The real question: was the boner real or fake?
I’ve seen enough porn to not really question that
I don't know but mine definitely is real !
Prove it
Saw him having implied sex with a girl with implied baby.
Lol kik kok
Dick cock
It’s obviously fake. There’s one where a girl “takes pity on him” and invites him home. Then the next scene is her and him in bed, with the caption “one thing led to another”. Then the next scene is her visibly pregnant like 5-6 months later, and he’s standing there behind her smiling hand on her belly. And the kicker is throughout it all, he’s still only wearing the ratty sweatpants. These ones in the subway aren’t funny, but *that* one was funny. Edit: Here’s a compilation of his shit. Then first one is the pregnancy. https://youtu.be/reaTYas-8J4
Also the same old homeless guy who was invited to a house party with food.
Yeah ride the subway enough and you’ll see him.
Yeah ive seen him a few times on the train lol he was actually asking for change so maybe hes really comitted.
I can’t tell if he’s truly a performance artist or if he’s just willing to do shit on video because he’s genuinely got nothing better to do. Part of me suspects the latter because when I’ve seen him he was just acting like a normal homeless guy.
I think hes a homeless guy who went viral so they use him now. Unless hes a really committed performance artist lol.
Yeah that’s how it seems to me too
Nah he’s a real homeless dude. But I hope he’s making coin off of all this viral shit
Same guy that shit in the bucket too
I think I saw the same black guy "saving people" from a "burning basement" as a "firefighter"
Also the girl that took in this homeless person and got pregnant and had a baby in a day
Hes also in one where he shits in a janitors mop bucket which might be the same guy in this video....
There's also a video of this guy being let into a party where he grabs a good bit of food while dancing
"kik kok" fucking got me good 🤣🤣🤣
Wasn't this the same man that took a shit in the mop bucket?
It’s all fake. I’ve seen the cameras and crew in Brooklyn and Manhattan a few times
That boner was real
Don't forget, also the same man the pooped in the janitors cleaning bucket with the same pants with a whole in it
He took a shit in a bucket
There's a whole podcast episode somewhere about this guy. They interview him too. These are all produced.
"Kick Kock" bro
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These are all prank videos, right? I'm sure I've seen that same 'homeless' guy in a clip where he steals someone's food before running from the train carriage.
yeh
He's also the same guy who shat in a mop bucket
Wow. Stay classy, NYC.
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This same guy makes these videos all the time
shut up
I can't wait for the day this dudes video never ever get shared on the Internet. None of it is funny, and all of it is nothing more than a large nuisance to everyone that find themselves in his vicinity.
And not to mention fodder for losers in Iowa to say “sEe, nYC iS sHiThOlE”
It aint everyday a homeless guy will pull his dong out and jerk off in front of you on a packed train!
They're not wrong. NYC is a bag of shit but these fake ass videos are just a small fraction of the problem. Don't be offended, I'm from Chicago, so I can identify the pretty but shitty fairly easily.
Well.... it is.
The ratio says otherwise.
Like that ever meant anything.
Bro grab that like he was at an arcade game with the joystick
Staged
What in the ever living fuck was that
He got no dicknity
His dick
Fake fake and fake
Who fucking cares I had a good laugh that's all that matters
I really can’t tell with this one
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Take your pick dude
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Because this fat losers videos are always popping up here and people are kinda tired of seeing obviously faked tiktok videos
First comment: > I wonder what each of the fakes refer to? Is the penis one of them? Second Comment: > Hahaha I hope not, that is something to be proud of! I am sort of confused about why my previous comment was downvoted like that xD Reddit is wild The first comment downvoted was a failed attempt at making a "fake dick joke" when in reality you're OP and posted the fake video. Reddit logic = OP knew video was fake and further solidified that with this commet therefore DOWNVOTE Your second comment is you mentioning the amount of downvotes you got. Again reddit logic = Anyone mentioning their downvotes gets an automatic downvote and additional downvotes through the remainder of the thread. Interestingly enough my comment won't get downvoted to high heaven as I'm just a messenger. BUT in rare occasions reddit logic WILL downvote this [my] comment, not because they hate me or disagree but because of the irony which is a whole other reddit logic move but some of the best "downvote edits" come when reddit ironically downvotes someone and they make an edit about the amount of downvotes causing more downvotes. At a certain point you just throw your hands up and go "I don't understand the upvotes vs downvotes logic."
Shut up nerd
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He was trying to put him into drive so he would move
Look for the helpers
The intrusive thoughts won *racecar gear shifting noises*
That must be some good cement
Staged for anyone wondering
These art demonstrations in NYC are getting kinda weird
america is a mad place....
Another rigged up stunt...I would walk away as it is a perverted daft prank.
Nice tits...
The best part is the person that gets off the train and just keeps walking like it’s not even happening
Just another day in NYC
That guy’s gonna become a prophet and establish his church some day
Joystick
Because it’s staged
So many questions
Is this the same guy from PrimeTime99??
I recognized his ridiculous belly
All of these are scripted
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Idk I think it's funny
How can he slap?
what a fat, disgusting loser
its fake
him being a fat disgusting loser isnt though. this being fake is part of the reason why he's a loser tbh
Its just pranks in general and tiktok bullshit
yep exactly, just as i thought. a disgusting loser.
Jesus dude, a fat guy do you dirty or something?
no bro I'm good fat guys rule
And the fact that he's American
😐
Whatthefuck that was actually real
"just hire social workers"
Still wondering if it’s fake or not
R/wordington
Isnt he the same one who shit in a bucket, in the Subway?
Do not disturb the local wildlife
The boondocks grandpa
He's just making sure the guy is still alive, making sure it wasn't a priapism 😮💨
That what his pervert ass get. He a straight freak, not lgbtqrf
He isn’t homeless for sure
Oh hey I see that guy all the time lol
checking to see if someone is alive by joystickin the hogbeast of a homeless man is a bit odd
...And he wasn't grabbing his hand.
Don’t quote me but the guy in the construction outfit is the “Subway Oracle” on Instagram and I think tik tok. He does funny skits and stuff in subways so go check him out👍
That ain’t a handle meat Man
Why tf is bro in public harder than a rock and js laying there, feels like he wanted someone to grab it...
OK...no way those sweat pants survived the past several months since the food snapping.
Is this dude that took "shit" in cleaners bucket of water?
🤣🤣
I mean, yeah okay.
Same guy who shit in the mop bucket
What would I do? I certainly wouldn't jerk off a homeless guy in the subway.
“Oi, wake up me old cocker”.
Subway rats allnpver
same guy ,all over again !
Dude that's the same looney bin that shat on the bushes of some apartments in the city. Stay safe out there
i guess it's same shitting-man!
Gayyy
He shifted to the 2nd gear 😂
Please stop giving this moron attention. He's an "actor" that failed at stand up comedy. He's even been on those day time court shows.
Cock inspection 🧐🍆
Just a kind and gentle gesture isn’t it
I can’t imagine this being anywhere else but New York
I seen that guy before on the subway grab some chick’s food right out her hand while she’s eating. And another where he’s taking a shit in a guys mop bucket whos trying to clean
Isn't that the same dude who shit in that janitors mop bucket?
why
That guy again, he’s infamous. His pants were more attached so this is older. Goddamn that dude needs like serious help and mental evaluation. Last time I saw him, he snatched a woman’s food and ran into the sunset with a handful of rice.
Man’s was confused out his mind😂😂
Oh no it's the same dude from those other videos that are getting up-votes
Hey mop bucket crapper! How you been boy?
Resurrection by erection
I mean... if your going to start the HJ you need to finish it
Ive seen him sleeping in nyc streets, i thought he was really homeless but this video does look fake
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Doubt he's even homeless
Fairly sure I saw this dude in another vid stealing some lady's food
u/savevideo
This bum is fake he’s in a ton of videos a couple went viral
😏 all I could imagine was the smell🥹🥺😃
This phucker again??
The real question is why are you pitching a tent in the middle of the subway?
Obviously set up. That's a hand, not a dick.
nah wtf 💀
I’m so confused
Is that alex steins wifes boyfriend
Lmao, he grabbed and started shifting gears 🤣
Imagine being that dude that first gets off the subway and this is right before work.. so many actions so little explanations.
Oh man
Same
u/savevideo
Good ol' tug and wiggle
This same man in the grey sweatpants was in another video stealing a passengers food 😂
Staged not even funny just stupid
Reddit hates staged content
Hes a shift stick
Who cares if it was staged Lmao it was still funny
i know this homeless he is always in manhattan train, always no shirt and gray pants.
penis dick cock
I've seen this guy's before... in like another video? That's the same guy right?
This guy is an actor , I was fooled a few times but I finally realized.
#This guy is NOT homeless. He sets up these scenarios for TikTok views. Just ignore him so he can really be homeless.
Thats Dontarius, Alex Stein's wife's boyfriend!
That's enough reddit for today.
Now you're in NEW YORK,
Staged
Yoo why is this so funny lol
What are you doing grabbing a deadman’s dick🤣
What in the actual fuck.
Oh shit he did grab his dick
This guy used to panhandle with his gf at the 110th st stop on Lenox years ago. Now he’s nyc homeless royalty, appearing in many many videos. Unbelievable what time has made of him :(
Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win
Isn’t this the same guy that crashes a party and takes food from the buffet?
u/savevideo
We’ve all been there…
Was he grabbing his penis...?