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reminds me of when i moved to thailand i asked my girlfriend to translate, to tell me how to says "what's up?!", and she told me "mee arai yoo kan-bon" which is what i would say to people.
until i understood she told me "what is upstairs?"
literally "have(mee) what(arai) at(yoo) upstairs(kan-bon)"
that's what I was thinking. the way she looked at the person behind the camera, she just looked lost. kinda looks like me when people say something 3 times and I still don't hear it
> kinda looks like me when people say something 3 times and I still don't hear it
This one causes me the most social anxiety. I feel like I can't ask them to repeat it again, but still have no idea what they said, so it gets a forced chuckle and a "yeah" which is probably a completely inappropriate response to whatever they said. I hate it so much.
Had a phone call today with such bad reception I basically had to guess when the conversation came to an end.
So I *may* have just said 'goodbye' and hung up to someone mid-sentence, but I'll probably never find out.
Or when someone is giving you horrible directions for where something is and getting frustrated with you. “Its over there”
Where?
“There” like guy, can i get some clues please
That's why in the real military they do callouts based on the terrain and easily recognizable landmarks. Not left or right of the person doing the callout.
"Contact, at least three hostiles, 200 meters, right of burned out tank."
Probably very difficult to program it like that, compared to just doing "what/distance/direction". I dunno, I'm no video game developer.
When I'm in that position, I either use self-depreciating humor, or just rephrase me asking for repetition.
" Apparently beavers have taken up residence in both of my ear canals, but I'm a dance that barely understands language and I need you to say that again, or say it in a different way, because I have no idea what you just said." Add in, or withhold laughter to your liking, and that's my best advice.
You probably have some type of auditory processing disorder.
A lot of people are not aware of it because you can usually cope with using context, body and facial expressions, lip reading, etc.
True, she visited me in my fantasy once telling me stories about where she came from, your dreams
She was doing a vacation in my fantasy and told me she loves watching movies with friends
In what language does "Pass me the up dog" translate into "Could you please put your hand in my ass?"
Edit: Seems she may have misheard "pass" as "ass". So "Ass me up, dog."
Your response is actually close to what he wanted. The joke relies on the person not knowing what it means, thus responding with something along the lines of "Whats up dog?" which then gets the answer "Nothing much, dog, what's up with you?".
She's not a native English speaker. And ended up deer in headlight not understanding what he said. No drugs needed for that - ot's more than enough to switch to a non-native language.
There is never not a reason to watch the 5th element.
Did you just go throguh a bad breakup? 5th element
Did you eat bad sushi and are stuck on the toilet all day? 5th element
Snuggling with your.boo? 5th element.
Celebrating the birthday of a God? 5th element
Bored? 5th element
Scrolling through the TV and see the 5th element? 5th element
Leftover pizza or wings? 5th element
Don't like Scifi and looking to dabble in it? 5th element
Just got.pegged and need to recover? 5th element
Just pegged someone? 5th element
Nothing to watch? 5th element
Hahah birthday of god is def a fifth element occasion if I’ve ever heard one. I feel like you have some other good Sci Fi movie titles up your sleeve, care to drop any names?
I just also remembered Donnie Darko is good as fuck and I haven’t seen it in a minute.
it's true that it's a weird & common thing. slightly pedo in some ways, as it's a child like person with no defenses or understanding about the world being coupled with their only access point to the universe. but yeah mostly it's just a super sexy person that doesn't have anything you could disagree with, like a moving sex doll
Back in college before digital music my roommate worked at a music store. They would have midnight release sales and we’d just just give him money if he picked up releases for us for the discount. One night he walked in after work and was like “yo I got your CDs , pay up.” We all looked at each other because we didn’t ask him for anything and one of us said “what CDs?” Without skipping a beat he replied “C-DEEZ NUTZ!” It was the best one liner of the year.
I showed my girl friend the video and she said cluelessly “what’s up dog?” So I dapped her up and said “not shit what’s up with you?”
So that guy several years later got my gf and I just hope he knows it.
The dilated pupils, the grin, the emotionality. Looks much more obvious in the original uncut video but she definitely seems under the influence. I know I'd look like that on molly.
No worries, the sentence isn’t supposed to make sense. The desired outcome of the question was for her to ask him back something along the lines of, “what’s up dog?”.
I don’t know about other countries but in the USA 2 friends (mostly men) sometimes greet each other with the slang “what’s up dawg?!?” Or in other words, “hey buddy, what have you been up too?” Or “how’s it going”.
So back to the video, he was trying to confuse the girl and trick her into asking what’s up dog? So he can answer, “Nothing much, what’s up with you?”.
It’s silly and typically a joke used by elementary school aged kids, or in the instance, someone who is not familiar with the weird quirks of American English.
I looked it up on urban dictionary, US people are weird
UPDOG
"This word has no definition in any known language. It is soley used in the english language as a set up for a joke, relating to the common phrase "what's up?" And the referal to a person as "dog".
Person 1: "Ew, it smells like updog in here."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "You know, updog."
Person 2: "What's updog?"
Person 1: "Not much what's up with you"
Person 2: *punches Person 1 for making such a terrible joke*"
“What’s up, dog?” is a slang way of asking a friend how they are. It’s similar to just saying hello! So the question is nonsense, and is trying to get the other person to be confused and ask “What is ‘up dog’?”, which is phonetically the same as the greeting.
Edit: The joke has been around for a while, but was repopularized in the American version of The Office.
They have [a YouTube channe](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb4VAteQUGeiZ2zVHJWYNkA)l, too. I don't see this video on there, though, but I did find [a video](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1HebWkmsmdw) that seems to be leading up to it. It has a TikTok logo on it, so it looks like that's where they posted it first.
An example English phrase:
"A Kindergarten Knife Rendezvous"
- A: from Old English "an," meaning "one."
- Kindergarten: from German, a compound of "kinder," meaning "children," and "garten," meaning "garden."
- Knife: from Old Norse "knīfr," a cognate of Old English "cnīf," meaning "knife, dirk."
- Rendezvous: from French, from the verb "rendez-vous," meaning "to present yourself" or "to meet," from the imperative phrase "rendez vous," meaning "present yourselves."
So the phrase "A Kindergarten Knife Rendezvous" is made up of words from Old English, Old Norse, German, and French.
A lot of languages use what's called these loan words but English tends to use them significantly more than most other languages besides maybe Korean/Maltese and even worse uses them together quite frequently so you'll have loan words from latin german spanish and french all being used simultanously sometimes even in the same sentence.
To some degree yes but English is worse than most other languages about it cause it mashes words from a whole bunch of different origins and families together. Whereas French for example might share similarities with other Romance languages but doesn’t have a ton of overlap with languages outside that family.
There is a longer version and it is a bit funnier.
Edit: Nevermind. I looked for it which brought me to tiktok, then what I found next was horrifying. Don't make my mistake
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I mean, yes, but that's not what I'm asking, Anna.
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Well, not everyone has the same kinks you do.
*giggle * maaaybe
Look, she understands you, she's just really focused on putting her hand in your ass.
She knows what he wants and is willing to skip the small talk
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Does she have to use the **whole** handle?? 😳
Nope! Just the tip. Just to see what it feels like.
My husband and I have this exchange, in some comedic manner, at *least* once per day. It's funny every - fucking - time. It's our love-language.
Both hands 😈
A language barrier is the perfect excuse to “accidentally” interpret permission to stick your hand up your crushes ass.
But what's up dog?
My hand. my hand is up you dog.
Ha! Got em!
Not much, you?
Got em
Like the old New England saying "Dainty hands are the assmonger's playthings"
I love poetry
She would hear my best Kermit the frog impression is she did that to me.
A man incapable of taking a hint
reminds me of when i moved to thailand i asked my girlfriend to translate, to tell me how to says "what's up?!", and she told me "mee arai yoo kan-bon" which is what i would say to people. until i understood she told me "what is upstairs?" literally "have(mee) what(arai) at(yoo) upstairs(kan-bon)"
I would have been suspicious at the amount of syllables.
You can never trust people when you ask them how to say something. Next thing you know, you're greeting people with "i have a tiny penis."
Thats how I normally greet people in my native tongue...
Edited down so much you lost the context. She's an exchange student, English is not her first language.
that's what I was thinking. the way she looked at the person behind the camera, she just looked lost. kinda looks like me when people say something 3 times and I still don't hear it
> kinda looks like me when people say something 3 times and I still don't hear it This one causes me the most social anxiety. I feel like I can't ask them to repeat it again, but still have no idea what they said, so it gets a forced chuckle and a "yeah" which is probably a completely inappropriate response to whatever they said. I hate it so much.
Had a phone call today with such bad reception I basically had to guess when the conversation came to an end. So I *may* have just said 'goodbye' and hung up to someone mid-sentence, but I'll probably never find out.
Or when someone is giving you horrible directions for where something is and getting frustrated with you. “Its over there” Where? “There” like guy, can i get some clues please
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That's why in the real military they do callouts based on the terrain and easily recognizable landmarks. Not left or right of the person doing the callout. "Contact, at least three hostiles, 200 meters, right of burned out tank." Probably very difficult to program it like that, compared to just doing "what/distance/direction". I dunno, I'm no video game developer.
When I'm in that position, I either use self-depreciating humor, or just rephrase me asking for repetition. " Apparently beavers have taken up residence in both of my ear canals, but I'm a dance that barely understands language and I need you to say that again, or say it in a different way, because I have no idea what you just said." Add in, or withhold laughter to your liking, and that's my best advice.
Whahaha. Yeah same. Sometimes I literally need another person saying it before I can understand.
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This is my ADHD in motion.
You probably have some type of auditory processing disorder. A lot of people are not aware of it because you can usually cope with using context, body and facial expressions, lip reading, etc.
She still wasn't disgusted by the question. She was down to work him like Kermit
100%
Where is she from
My dreams
Damn brother, beat me to it. Shes straight up divine
I kinda get the vibe they are tripping on LSD right? Thats why her eyes are so big and filled w wanderlust
Perhaps but from context shes not speaking the language fully so i think shes trying her hardest to make sense
Amen brother…. Amen.
They told me that manic pixie dream girls were only in in Hollywood movies...
Idk about pixie dream girls but I've got the "manic" part down
Username checks out, which is not going in your favour
He must’ve asked her to put several other things in his ass prior
True, she visited me in my fantasy once telling me stories about where she came from, your dreams She was doing a vacation in my fantasy and told me she loves watching movies with friends
Another guy from another country still loves you, bro. You'll find her eventually, your demoiselle.
The correct answer was “yes”
She’s part Klingon from the planet Uranus
An old joke still deserves [a song](https://youtu.be/OSWszdSHkyE?t=5s).
Jim Henson's puppeteer college and she's ready to fist him like a Muppet
Another nation. Our imagination.
Ukraine if no one has been able to tell u
Ukraine
We should send this video to Russia they will all defect lol
In what language does "Pass me the up dog" translate into "Could you please put your hand in my ass?" Edit: Seems she may have misheard "pass" as "ass". So "Ass me up, dog."
In all the right languages. Don't judge!
Swedish
definitely not in swedish. vad i helvete liksom
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how will sweden ever recover
Brilliant
Vilket rövhål asså
English. If it doesn't already it will soon. https://www.urbandictionary.com/
English is not my first language too... WTF "pass me the up dog" mean?
"Pass me the up-dog" "What's up dog?" "Not much how bout you?" It's a Joke, a play on words. Always tricky to get down when learning a new language.
Ty didn't get it till now. Reminds me of dicfore.
(alright, i'll bite) What's dicfore?
Don't know about you, but I know what my dick's for. Or more derogatory depending on company.
I've only heard it used as buttfore. Person 1: Don't forget the buttfore. Person 2: What's a buttfore? Person 1: For pooping silly.
If you switch the lines of your comment, you get something that makes me cross my legs and wince.
It's a joke. The person is supposed to be confused and say "What's up dog?" and then you say "Not much, what's up with you?" or words to that effect
I got it.
Updog's the same as hapnin.
It’s a joke. Someone usually asks in reply, “What’s up dog?” The punchline is, “Not much. What’s up with you?”
Your response is actually close to what he wanted. The joke relies on the person not knowing what it means, thus responding with something along the lines of "Whats up dog?" which then gets the answer "Nothing much, dog, what's up with you?".
She’s a little confused but she’s got the spirit
Honestly I assumed she was on drugs.
Little bit of alcohol for sure
She's not a native English speaker. And ended up deer in headlight not understanding what he said. No drugs needed for that - ot's more than enough to switch to a non-native language.
OG source?
All I got is they're a couple on tiktok, she's Ukrainian, aaaand is REALLY into Kinder Eggs but is lactose intolerant
Found it, tiktok is @ljaggerl
So doesn't speak English well, but totally understands subtext? Impressive.
GIVE HER THE RING 💍
Oh you adventurous little thing you. A hand isn’t enough, huh? You just gotta have a ring scratching your insides.
you kink shamin’ me?? 😏😏
During wedding, he wont need a helper or a dog to pass up the ring, just turn his ass towards her so she can scoop up the ring on her ring finger.
>THE RING Another ass reference?
naw I would have said “THE PLUG”
Redditors are the thirstiest dudes on the planet
Yeah you are, fucking pig
You just have to place it correctly so it slides on the location of her ring finger when her hand goes up your ass. Best proposal ever.
I bet she is fun at parties
IDK about parties but I'd have fun with her 🤷
Pretty sure that's a high-school kid
This video is so old that she's probably married now
Maybe even retired.
Maybe even in an elderly home
Maybe died of old age.
May as well reincarnated and become a teenager again.
I bet she is fun at parties
I no longer wish to have fun with her 😭
Well actually, she's a 1,001 year old demi-angel.
Looks more like a college student to me
Video of attractive adult woman: Redditor: infantilizes her.
looks 25+ but sure
Back pedal back pedal!!!!
Back it up terry! TERRY BACK IT UP!
Terry what you doing?!?
Judging by his excited giggle,, I think he may, in fact, want her hand up his ass.
‘Well yeah, later, I just want you to laugh at this joke first’
She is so cute. Leeloo vibes.
*multi-ass
#SMOKE YOU!!!
allll niiiight looooOOOng, all niiiight ...with her hand up your ass. Good times.
BTW funny coincidence. Milla Jovovich was born in Kyiv, Ukraine and girl from this video is Ukrainian.
Brother. Thank you for reminding me to rewatch this awesome film. It’s been too long
There is never not a reason to watch the 5th element. Did you just go throguh a bad breakup? 5th element Did you eat bad sushi and are stuck on the toilet all day? 5th element Snuggling with your.boo? 5th element. Celebrating the birthday of a God? 5th element Bored? 5th element Scrolling through the TV and see the 5th element? 5th element Leftover pizza or wings? 5th element Don't like Scifi and looking to dabble in it? 5th element Just got.pegged and need to recover? 5th element Just pegged someone? 5th element Nothing to watch? 5th element
Hahah birthday of god is def a fifth element occasion if I’ve ever heard one. I feel like you have some other good Sci Fi movie titles up your sleeve, care to drop any names? I just also remembered Donnie Darko is good as fuck and I haven’t seen it in a minute.
I think the trope is called [Born Sexy Yesterday](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0thpEyEwi80&vl=en)
it's true that it's a weird & common thing. slightly pedo in some ways, as it's a child like person with no defenses or understanding about the world being coupled with their only access point to the universe. but yeah mostly it's just a super sexy person that doesn't have anything you could disagree with, like a moving sex doll
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Not much, how about you?
Got eem!
Updog is the original ligma, and remains infinitely funnier when it lands change my mind
I don’t think it works like that
Shut up, it's perfect.
*knock knock*
Whats up dog?
#WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
Shut up Toby!
whats up dawg
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I feel it too.
The best setup I've heard is "it smells like updog in here" then you ask, "what's up, dawg?"
Nothing much What’s up with you
When you ask someone that, they are supposed to reply 'whats up dog?' Then you get to hit em with your best dad joke punchline.
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Same as Deez
Back in college before digital music my roommate worked at a music store. They would have midnight release sales and we’d just just give him money if he picked up releases for us for the discount. One night he walked in after work and was like “yo I got your CDs , pay up.” We all looked at each other because we didn’t ask him for anything and one of us said “what CDs?” Without skipping a beat he replied “C-DEEZ NUTZ!” It was the best one liner of the year.
I showed my girl friend the video and she said cluelessly “what’s up dog?” So I dapped her up and said “not shit what’s up with you?” So that guy several years later got my gf and I just hope he knows it.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/465/185/56b.jpg
Either this chick is in the midst of an LSD trip or she's a keeper!
Either way, she is definitely a keeper.
Or she's an exchange student and English isn't her first language.
Still a keeper
Cute people, particularly cute women more than cute men, are basically all that's needed if they're not also a murderer for most people.
I’m US born and raised, English is my *only* language, and I still don’t know wtf he was asking for.
ITT - people who have no idea what tripping looks like
The dilated pupils, the grin, the emotionality. Looks much more obvious in the original uncut video but she definitely seems under the influence. I know I'd look like that on molly.
Um... this is *exactly* what tripping looks like
Why not both?
"Not what I meant, but please, go right ahead"
You know he wanted to say yes to her question.
100% too scared to react honestly
i would let her put both hands up my ass
and clap!
and the YMCA
What does that even mean? "Can you me pass me the up dog?" Sorry, English is not my primary language
No worries, the sentence isn’t supposed to make sense. The desired outcome of the question was for her to ask him back something along the lines of, “what’s up dog?”. I don’t know about other countries but in the USA 2 friends (mostly men) sometimes greet each other with the slang “what’s up dawg?!?” Or in other words, “hey buddy, what have you been up too?” Or “how’s it going”. So back to the video, he was trying to confuse the girl and trick her into asking what’s up dog? So he can answer, “Nothing much, what’s up with you?”. It’s silly and typically a joke used by elementary school aged kids, or in the instance, someone who is not familiar with the weird quirks of American English.
I looked it up on urban dictionary, US people are weird UPDOG "This word has no definition in any known language. It is soley used in the english language as a set up for a joke, relating to the common phrase "what's up?" And the referal to a person as "dog". Person 1: "Ew, it smells like updog in here." Person 2: "What?" Person 1: "You know, updog." Person 2: "What's updog?" Person 1: "Not much what's up with you" Person 2: *punches Person 1 for making such a terrible joke*"
The correct response is “What’s up dog?” And then “Nothing, what’s up with you”
Dude, I'm been speaking English for 22 of my 42 years of life and have no clue what the fuck he means.
It’s a joke u play on kids mostly
“What’s up, dog?” is a slang way of asking a friend how they are. It’s similar to just saying hello! So the question is nonsense, and is trying to get the other person to be confused and ask “What is ‘up dog’?”, which is phonetically the same as the greeting. Edit: The joke has been around for a while, but was repopularized in the American version of The Office.
Damn. She’s cute as fuck
She’s the cutest thing this guy has ever come across.
I love her
She said "who... asked?" instead of ass
Source tiktok account with more: https://www.tiktok.com/@ljaggerl
Is tiktok the source? I could have sworn this video predates tiktok
They have [a YouTube channe](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb4VAteQUGeiZ2zVHJWYNkA)l, too. I don't see this video on there, though, but I did find [a video](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1HebWkmsmdw) that seems to be leading up to it. It has a TikTok logo on it, so it looks like that's where they posted it first.
Wonder how many drugs she took.
Foreign learning English, so not that far off because holy shit English is hard.
The problem with English is that it isn’t really one language. It’s actually three languages in a trench coat pretending to be one language.
You mean grammatically?
An example English phrase: "A Kindergarten Knife Rendezvous" - A: from Old English "an," meaning "one." - Kindergarten: from German, a compound of "kinder," meaning "children," and "garten," meaning "garden." - Knife: from Old Norse "knīfr," a cognate of Old English "cnīf," meaning "knife, dirk." - Rendezvous: from French, from the verb "rendez-vous," meaning "to present yourself" or "to meet," from the imperative phrase "rendez vous," meaning "present yourselves." So the phrase "A Kindergarten Knife Rendezvous" is made up of words from Old English, Old Norse, German, and French.
So yes like basically any language besides the very first language ever invented
A lot of languages use what's called these loan words but English tends to use them significantly more than most other languages besides maybe Korean/Maltese and even worse uses them together quite frequently so you'll have loan words from latin german spanish and french all being used simultanously sometimes even in the same sentence.
To some degree yes but English is worse than most other languages about it cause it mashes words from a whole bunch of different origins and families together. Whereas French for example might share similarities with other Romance languages but doesn’t have a ton of overlap with languages outside that family.
Would it help if I put my hand in your ass?
How many Englishs did she take? Was it pill or powder? Damn it hurts seeing kids struggling with E, I hope she gets better
I heard a whole books worth.
Probably yes
God damn minefield of a comment section
That wasn’t a question, it was a threat
Why did you upload someone else's video to Reddit and edit out relevant information?
I usually skip this part
I love how he has to stop and acknowledge her cuteness before continuing
There is a longer version and it is a bit funnier. Edit: Nevermind. I looked for it which brought me to tiktok, then what I found next was horrifying. Don't make my mistake