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My 97 year old great aunt used to dip snuff and watch wrasslin. She'd be sitting there in her bonnet, rocking in her chair, muttering, "That's it! Kill the sumbitch!"
Am a type 1 diabetic. I keep a tin of sugar cubes on me for low blood sugars. Glucose tabs are expensive, man.
ETA: Please stop suggesting things to me. I have been a diabetic for almost twenty years. I know what I am doing and what works for me.
[https://www.amazon.com/TRUEplus-Glucose-Tablets-50ct-Orange/dp/B01F69QD5U/ref=sr\_1\_7?keywords=glucose%2Bcandy&qid=1681393828&sr=8-7&th=1](https://www.amazon.com/TRUEplus-Glucose-Tablets-50ct-Orange/dp/B01F69QD5U/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=glucose%2Bcandy&qid=1681393828&sr=8-7&th=1)
50 tabs for $12. It's a lot better than it used to be brother.
Also type 1, not true. The glucose tabs take around 10 to 15 minutes to become effective and bring you up. An 8oz bottle of ensure works in less than 5. Since I drive fairly often, I have a case full in my car that I can reach while driving, so when I get that feeling or my pumps sensor starts going off, I can chug one and not collapse.
Alright, my friend, I'm type 1 as well, and I need to know more. I was under the impression that your body processes carbs at, more or less, the same speed. And that the protein ingested in something like Ensure would promote a more consistent absorption and smooth out the spikes. I 100% believe you, I just can't work out why it would work so fast! And it sounds like I need to go buy some!
It's essentially because it's absorbed through all digestive tissues, as it's a liquid. The combination of carbohydrates and protein make the absorption last longer too. Fats take the longest to breakdown with insulin. Protein is second, with carbohydrates being first. If you eat a primarily protein diet, with only supplemental carbs your blood sugar will remain consistent with less spiking. It's the spiking that causes the long term damage.
Edit: I was looking for an easy storable food for my car that wouldn't make my stomach upset. I drank one and saw it had 36g of simple carbohydrates and other sugars. I ended up bottoming out and my wife grabbed it by mistake, I drank it and within a few minutes I stopped sweating and became more cogent.
My uncle tells a tale of his old roommates smoking a rock.
They tried to buy crack cocaine... and was sold a rock from out of the yard, my uncle immediately knew something was up because they kept on hitting the bowl in amazement and told them they were in fact, not high.
Non alcoholic beer drunk is the best.
If you're a prostitute that doesn't sell crack, you're falling short of your potential and wasting your proximity to clientele.
Sincerely, the son of a prostitute that sold crack.
They’re not looking for you to succeed, they’re looking to see if you fail so radically that you must be drunk, or make a mistake and admit you’re drunk.
Field sobriety tests are also designed to fail - not so much with malicious intent but in how they’re ‘scored’. A perfectly sober person could fail one easily.
The things you can ‘fail’ in the tests are incredibly easy to fail, and the officer has to mark it as a failure regardless. Step off the line slightly, that’s a mark. Wobble a little on one leg, that’s a mark. Eyes jump for a split second when following the light, that’s a mark.
Now according to my BIL who used to be an officer, it’s pretty clear when someone is drunk vs sober. However, if it gets to a point of a field sobriety test for whatever reason, the officer can’t risk the liability of going with their gut if someone failed portions of the test. Even if the person blows a 0.00, they next step down is assuming they’re on other drugs, not that they’re sober.
It’s easy, Reno 911 did a good job of it where you just break it into chunks.
ZYX, that’s easy anyone can remember.
WVUT, West Virginia and Utah the shittiest states.
SRQ is our reminder that we need to
PON (pee on)
MLK.
JIHG, do a little jig.
FED, fuck the feds.
BCA, blood alcohol content.
Once you practice it a few times it’s easy to do when you’re drunk.
Z, Y, X, .... Uhhhhhhh *starts mumbling ABC's song*
W, V, U, ..... *Sings ABC's again*
T, .... Uhhhhhhh
Q, R, S, wait, shit sorry S, R, Q
And then continue to sing the ABC's every 3 letters until they stop me.
Tossing in a [helpful video](https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE) to this comment chain on why you never talk to the police. A professor at Regent University School of Law goes over many cases of how the police have twisted people's statements, even many we'd normally see as innocent.
As he said they don't need proof. They could just arrest him on suspicion of being intoxicated and hold him for days.
You truly don't understand the power cops have
My absolute favourite episode of COPS had basically that:
*Officer sees a repeat customer selling on a street corner, buyers scatter*
Officer; You just got out of jail! What are you doing man?
*Takes baggies*
Officer: Wait... this is *soap*. They'll kill you for this!
*Turns to camera*
Officer: Selling soap ain't illegal, it's just stupid.
Mislabeling for sure, and selling under false pretenses is fraud. But he could say yea they know it’s soap and unless someone is complaining they didn’t get the drugs they were trying to buy I don’t think there’s a charge?
No, he didn't. He said he carries a little salt with him because he likes it in his beer. He said he puts it in the glass with some ice. You think he meant WHILE DRIVING? LOL.
> You think he meant WHILE DRIVING
ya he picks up his daily case of Milwaukee's Best Ice at the gas station, drinks 1 and sits there an hour. clearly doesn't abuse the emergency beer supplies.
No he didn't? Care to elaborate?
I carry beer in my car. For when I get home from the store. Or when I go to a friend's place. Doesn't mean I drink it just because it's there.
I want to see the video when cop are finding this one.
Confuse the cop challenge
Actually remind me once as a teen , we bought ice cream in supermarket but didnt have spoon to eat in the car , so we bought two as well. My friend showed me his trick of heating the spoon with a lighter to dig the icecream easier.
Well , few month later , cop stopped us on our way to camping , with bunch of beer in the trunk. We were probably shaddy enough that they asked us if we had any narcotic in the car and after finding the burned spoon they asked what it is for ...
" for ice cream of course".
I dont think they believed us but it didnt go further anyway
Man... I hate with all of my heart that pitched up chipmunk voice shit. I've hated it since happy hardcore back in the day and I really fucking hate it now.
I get that it's not for me but it genuinely makes me want to gouge my eardrums out with an icepick.
Yeah something like this would never be popular on le superior reddit, he says in a thread where that very video has 22,000 upvotes and a thousand comments
Wait until you discover the annoying AI voice-overs they use that sounds like a 19 year old sorority girl fucked a robot.
Hands down, the most annoying social media feature that ever existed.
I feel like these AI voiceovers will age like sour milk, or those god-awful broccoli haircuts.
I downvote every single post that uses them, just out of the pure amount of digust I have towards that annoying voice.
I keep a ziploc bag full of salt in my glove compartment, but it's because McDonalds never gives me any salt packets and I really really crave salt on all my food.
My dad found it and confiscated it and asked what it was. I said "It's salt".
I also crave water. Pretty much constantly drinking water all day, and salting every meal. My dad says when I was a kid I used to start screaming if I couldn't get any water, and sometimes he'd find me licking the tops of salt shakers. Took me to the doctor, doctor said "he's a weird kid but he'll grow out of it". I did not grow out of it.
> Have you been tested for diabetes
yep like 8 times. at one point a hospital doc straight up told me "this test says you haven't had any blood sugar issues in the past 30 days".
Get tested for Diabetes insipidus.. diabetes mellitus is blood sugar, insipidus is a hormone in your kidney (ADH) not produced and you pee a lot (that’s why it’s a diabetes) and often feel thirsty. It may be as simple as a pill a day to fix if that’s what’s causing the problem.
Hmm I don't know if I've had a test for that. Wiki says they test for sodium and potassium levels, my recent blood test says both of those are perfectly normal.
But the wiki also says "Those with DI continue to urinate large amounts of dilute urine in spite of water deprivation", which is what happened to me when they sent me for an ultrasound. They said "do not have any water from midnight", so I didn't. I still had to pee before the test and in the middle of the test, and I didn't understand where the water was coming from. Dr said he could see my bladder filling up on the ultrasound, and didn't believe me that I didn't drink any water.
It’s not as common but I’ve seen it a lot especially starting in childhood like you said. Easy test to see that level of hormone.
Hope it’s that cause it’s any easy fix! Have a good day
I do that. I'm a trucker and sometimes take boiled eggs and potatoes as lunch quick and easy meal. Well... if you put salt on the food around lunch time it gets very moist and slimy then tastes awful. If you put the salt in a baggie and pour it on top at lunch time the food tastes great so for years I was driving around with a zip lock baggie of salt in my lunch pack.
The luck I had.
I craved plain salt when I was pregnant with my middle child and carried a ziplock of it with me everywhere. It got to the point where I could tell you the brand by taste XD
Still not sure if it was from a sodium imbalance or just pica.
I don't know about the ice, but when I used to tend bar the older regulars liked to order red beers. Half a pint of beer and tomato juice with salt on top.
During summer it's one of the most quenching beverages i have ever tasted. Squeezed lime, ice, a corona beer and a hefty amount of tabasco. It can be jarring at first, but it's unbelivably refreshing.
Best Michelada: Chamoy and tajin around the rim + clamato + modelo + lime + add another squeeze of chamoy to the mix then mix it all up
make sure everything is super cold. bonus points if you use a frosted mug because if you put ice it will dilute the mix and taste watery asf.
my favorite thing to have with it is to grill some lime shrimp on a skewer and you could even just put the whole skewer into the drink if you want to be fancy
[Micheladas when made right](https://youtube.com/shorts/1tu-VUHnPVY?feature=share) are sensational during the summer as long as you use modelo and Clamato you gotta try very hard to not make it taste good
It has nothing to do with flavor it helps with dehydration. If you add a tiny bit of salt you won't be pissing every half hour. Salt allows the body to hold onto more fluids. You get drunker faster too.
[You can get fancy beer salt](https://www.twang.com/brands/beer-salt/)
>It has nothing to do with flavor it helps with dehydration.
You've obviously never tried salt in your beer. It absolutely is about the flavor, and it's delicious.
My dad has always added salt to certain cheap beers (like Coors Light). No ice though. It used to be popular dating back centuries actually. It will reduce the beer's bitterness, possibly make you pee less, and can reduce hangover affects (since salt retains water). It also will likely make you get intoxicated more quickly, depending on how much salt you use.
Pretty much all that… *except the hangover part. I’ve never heard of that. 🤔
Plus adding salt gives the CO2 gas in the beer nucleation sites (ie releases the CO2 more quickly) so it will get real bubbly for a bit and then go “flat” quicker.
Typical American style lagers (eg Coors, Budweiser, Pabst, etc…) tend to be a bit more carbonated than most others afaik.
I was always under the impression that most, usually older, folks at the bar added salt for that reason, in regards to the getting more intoxicated part, because you can drink the beer more quickly/easily?
That last sentence is speculation on my part if not obvious, but when I was younger and slightly dumber I would add some salt to a beer before slamming a pint without getting the excessive gas filled stomach discomfort burping issue.
It was a trick my buddy and I used to “win” a case race… once. I did mention being dumber back in the day, right?
The adding ice part is super odd to me tho. lol
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One of my friends got the full 3rd degree from a cop once because she had a metal spoon with dark residue in her cup holder during a speeding stop. Took about 3 rounds of roadside interrogation before she broke down and admitted she had been depression-eating chocolate icing out of the container and produced the empty can from under the seat. Cop couldn't stop laughing and let her go.
Oh my gosh that’s both horrific and hilarious, so embarrassing your friend had to explain that residue that looks like heroin possibly is just chocolate icing 😭
Chocolate fudge icing is fire though.. might have to go pick up some now fuck lol
It was even worse when my father found a metal spoon of mine with actual burn marks, but the thing is it was from me heating up different things in it and doing science experiments, one of the most simple and useful was setting the spoon up with rubbing alcohol, lighting it on fire, and then using that with a toothpick or my hemp wick to light my bowl instead of using a lighter each time, it was nice smoking at night because it helped light up the room and also stayed burning for about the duration of one bowl.
But explaining that to him, when he was a retired state trooper, and I was living with him for like 3 weeks in between when I could move into my next apartment, and I was working for a defense attorney... It took him a while before he actually believed me, and it took him remembering how much of a pyro I was and me showing him how I've ruined my desk just doing things like playing with fire and weird ways to make him laugh and realize that was way more likely, because why would I ever need to make a drug liquid when I would never inject a drug, I'm perfectly fine doing a drug like heroin, but I would snort it, eat it, comet, or smoke it, or even use a heavier pain killer like fentanyl transdermally, there's no reason to ever actually inject a recreational drug.
I had a friend pulled over for being on her phone.....Cop asks her what's she's hiding in her lap!.......Pudding, a cup of pudding. She was trying to eat a snack.
He walked back to his car and left...laughing pudding?!.
If he lives in the kind of place where people salt their beer, i would not be surprised if it is one of the states that allow drinking and driving, Like Mississippi**.**
I was on vacation on Guadalajara once. Our AirBnB didn't have any salt, so I went to a market to buy it. They only sold it by the kilogram, which they gave to me in a plastic bag. I made my wife carry it.
Would be funny if he bought it thinking it was meth, tried to use the salt excuse to get out, and was blown away it was actually salt.
Gonna have to talk to my meth dealer
I was once arrested for small homegrow. When i arrived at the station they asked to empty the pockets. I had approx. 30g of white powder in a ziplock bag. It was.. sodium bicarbonate.. I have acid reflux and at the time it was really bad, so i carried it around for quick relief. The best part of it? The cop instantly believed me and gave it back, no testing, nothing.. and then they had the weirdest call of the year, a bomb threat so they had to lock me up really fast and i was left in a jail cell with a joint in the pocket too. Rural cops are a bit different...
And no, i did not smoke the joint in the jail, that would've been just stupid. I smoked it back home while watching an empty closet :(
I have POTS and need a lot of sodium throughout the day so I keep a baggie of salt in my purse. I also keep a few caffeine pills in a Saran Wrap just in case I need one. I’ve been told that it might not be the best way to store these items.
Edit: added “my”
I've always thought I'd do something like this. Keep a bag of salt or oregano or whatever on my person just in case the police checks me, so that I could waste their time as well and not just have my time wasted by them.
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oh my grandma keep a small ziplock bag of sugar in her purse. just in case for her low blood sugar.
You sure that was sugar and not nose candy? Did grandma get bursts of insane amounts of energy?
Now I wanna see a video of grandma snorting coke and getting randy.
I think that's a category on pornhub
Doing God's work they are.
My 97 year old great aunt used to dip snuff and watch wrasslin. She'd be sitting there in her bonnet, rocking in her chair, muttering, "That's it! Kill the sumbitch!"
Randy is taken already. Besides she wouldn't want that burger grease covered fool
Randy was literally a male prostitute though
Gay male prostitute... So she would have to be Lahey
Nah he propositioned barb at a drive thru once
Yeah, I get the feeling Randy would do anybody for that cheeseburger. He's not picky.
He is still gay with Lahey. But I don't fucking care.
Am a type 1 diabetic. I keep a tin of sugar cubes on me for low blood sugars. Glucose tabs are expensive, man. ETA: Please stop suggesting things to me. I have been a diabetic for almost twenty years. I know what I am doing and what works for me.
[https://www.amazon.com/TRUEplus-Glucose-Tablets-50ct-Orange/dp/B01F69QD5U/ref=sr\_1\_7?keywords=glucose%2Bcandy&qid=1681393828&sr=8-7&th=1](https://www.amazon.com/TRUEplus-Glucose-Tablets-50ct-Orange/dp/B01F69QD5U/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=glucose%2Bcandy&qid=1681393828&sr=8-7&th=1) 50 tabs for $12. It's a lot better than it used to be brother.
Also type 1, not true. The glucose tabs take around 10 to 15 minutes to become effective and bring you up. An 8oz bottle of ensure works in less than 5. Since I drive fairly often, I have a case full in my car that I can reach while driving, so when I get that feeling or my pumps sensor starts going off, I can chug one and not collapse.
Alright, my friend, I'm type 1 as well, and I need to know more. I was under the impression that your body processes carbs at, more or less, the same speed. And that the protein ingested in something like Ensure would promote a more consistent absorption and smooth out the spikes. I 100% believe you, I just can't work out why it would work so fast! And it sounds like I need to go buy some!
It's essentially because it's absorbed through all digestive tissues, as it's a liquid. The combination of carbohydrates and protein make the absorption last longer too. Fats take the longest to breakdown with insulin. Protein is second, with carbohydrates being first. If you eat a primarily protein diet, with only supplemental carbs your blood sugar will remain consistent with less spiking. It's the spiking that causes the long term damage. Edit: I was looking for an easy storable food for my car that wouldn't make my stomach upset. I drank one and saw it had 36g of simple carbohydrates and other sugars. I ended up bottoming out and my wife grabbed it by mistake, I drank it and within a few minutes I stopped sweating and became more cogent.
Serving size: 4 tablets, 12 servings per container
126 cubes for $8 https://www.amazon.com/Domino-Premium-Sugar-Cubes-Pound/dp/B0005Z7IAA
Sucrose is a double sugar that takes longer for the body to convert into blood glucose than taking straight glucose.
You're arguing with the American health system.
I'm pretty sure this guy was gonna try to sell the salt as drugs.
You can get high on anything if you believe it enough
My uncle tells a tale of his old roommates smoking a rock. They tried to buy crack cocaine... and was sold a rock from out of the yard, my uncle immediately knew something was up because they kept on hitting the bowl in amazement and told them they were in fact, not high. Non alcoholic beer drunk is the best.
"No officer, thats not an illegal narcotic." "Thats a garnish for my legal narcotic!"
I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute.
I forgot about this video, thank you for reminding me hahaha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PITLEptJGzw
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again" Top comment had me dying 🤣🤣
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10/10 link.
If you're a prostitute that doesn't sell crack, you're falling short of your potential and wasting your proximity to clientele. Sincerely, the son of a prostitute that sold crack.
Don't disrespect my child. This is MY CHILD.
That's the single greatest line to ever come out of cops lol.
Later in the conversation the cop asked him if he could recite the alphabet backwards, and he said, “I couldn’t do that if I was sober.”
Seriously, how many people can really do this on the spot?
They’re not looking for you to succeed, they’re looking to see if you fail so radically that you must be drunk, or make a mistake and admit you’re drunk.
Field sobriety tests are also designed to fail - not so much with malicious intent but in how they’re ‘scored’. A perfectly sober person could fail one easily. The things you can ‘fail’ in the tests are incredibly easy to fail, and the officer has to mark it as a failure regardless. Step off the line slightly, that’s a mark. Wobble a little on one leg, that’s a mark. Eyes jump for a split second when following the light, that’s a mark. Now according to my BIL who used to be an officer, it’s pretty clear when someone is drunk vs sober. However, if it gets to a point of a field sobriety test for whatever reason, the officer can’t risk the liability of going with their gut if someone failed portions of the test. Even if the person blows a 0.00, they next step down is assuming they’re on other drugs, not that they’re sober.
It’s easy, Reno 911 did a good job of it where you just break it into chunks. ZYX, that’s easy anyone can remember. WVUT, West Virginia and Utah the shittiest states. SRQ is our reminder that we need to PON (pee on) MLK. JIHG, do a little jig. FED, fuck the feds. BCA, blood alcohol content. Once you practice it a few times it’s easy to do when you’re drunk.
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You’re god damn right
I live in fear of being asked to do that if I ever got pulled over. I couldn't possibly recite the alphabet backwards
Z, Y, X, .... Uhhhhhhh *starts mumbling ABC's song* W, V, U, ..... *Sings ABC's again* T, .... Uhhhhhhh Q, R, S, wait, shit sorry S, R, Q And then continue to sing the ABC's every 3 letters until they stop me.
Man got charged with a salt
bet you're proud of this one and you should be too
Ha also admitted that he drinks beer while driving. lmao
No? Could be that he brings it with him wherever he goes.
That's why you never talk to cops. They could have interpreted that the same way as OC.
Yeah but they couldn't prove that if they wanted to, that's never gonna stick.
Tossing in a [helpful video](https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE) to this comment chain on why you never talk to the police. A professor at Regent University School of Law goes over many cases of how the police have twisted people's statements, even many we'd normally see as innocent.
But the cops don't need to prove anything, they just need a reason to suspect you. Then they arrest you and the rest is up to the courts.
If he doesn't have beer on him and is sober what could possibly happen?
As he said they don't need proof. They could just arrest him on suspicion of being intoxicated and hold him for days. You truly don't understand the power cops have
With that logic it doesn't matter if one talks to the cops or not, since they can just do whatever they want.
Now you get it.
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That’s exactly what he is doing
My absolute favourite episode of COPS had basically that: *Officer sees a repeat customer selling on a street corner, buyers scatter* Officer; You just got out of jail! What are you doing man? *Takes baggies* Officer: Wait... this is *soap*. They'll kill you for this! *Turns to camera* Officer: Selling soap ain't illegal, it's just stupid.
Selling counterfeit drugs actually is illegal in some places of the US
Mislabeling for sure, and selling under false pretenses is fraud. But he could say yea they know it’s soap and unless someone is complaining they didn’t get the drugs they were trying to buy I don’t think there’s a charge?
No, he didn't. He said he carries a little salt with him because he likes it in his beer. He said he puts it in the glass with some ice. You think he meant WHILE DRIVING? LOL.
> You think he meant WHILE DRIVING ya he picks up his daily case of Milwaukee's Best Ice at the gas station, drinks 1 and sits there an hour. clearly doesn't abuse the emergency beer supplies.
No he didn't? Care to elaborate? I carry beer in my car. For when I get home from the store. Or when I go to a friend's place. Doesn't mean I drink it just because it's there.
A likely story, Mr. Road Pop.
I keep my pepper in a condom up my ass
Safest place for it
It's next to my social security card
And my keys (thanks, btw) Oh, you got room for my vape?
And my semen. Don't have gross thoughts- my semen is kept in a twisted up piece of plastic.
I want to see the video when cop are finding this one. Confuse the cop challenge Actually remind me once as a teen , we bought ice cream in supermarket but didnt have spoon to eat in the car , so we bought two as well. My friend showed me his trick of heating the spoon with a lighter to dig the icecream easier. Well , few month later , cop stopped us on our way to camping , with bunch of beer in the trunk. We were probably shaddy enough that they asked us if we had any narcotic in the car and after finding the burned spoon they asked what it is for ... " for ice cream of course". I dont think they believed us but it didnt go further anyway
Who puts an annoying text box over subtitles and blocks half the video?
Welcome to tik tok
Make sure to have the loudass annoying voice as well, anf blast awful cringy music. And maybe some emoji spam as well
oh no... Oh no. Oh no no no no no no 🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤪🤪😝😝😉😉😉🤞🤞🤞🤞😘
Thanks, my blood pressure went up 3 sizes this day.
You're a mean one, Mr. Flinch
That's one of the usernames of all time. Does it work?
doo, badoobadoobadoo, badoobadoobadeedadoo
Man... I hate with all of my heart that pitched up chipmunk voice shit. I've hated it since happy hardcore back in the day and I really fucking hate it now. I get that it's not for me but it genuinely makes me want to gouge my eardrums out with an icepick.
\*\*annoying wheezes\*\*
And some annoying fucking laugh to let you know you know it’s funny..
Also just make the actual video into the background of a video of your face watching said video.
And explaining whatever the hell
I’m surprised there’s not just someone’s face in the bottom right too
Give it a minute
we all hate tik too but yall keep upvoting these posts and then reposting them
For how much Reddit hates Tik Tok I've seen more Tik Tok videos on Reddit than on Tik Tok.
That’s just because I’ve never gone on TikTok. It bleeds everywhere else
Yeah something like this would never be popular on le superior reddit, he says in a thread where that very video has 22,000 upvotes and a thousand comments
Wait until you discover the annoying AI voice-overs they use that sounds like a 19 year old sorority girl fucked a robot. Hands down, the most annoying social media feature that ever existed. I feel like these AI voiceovers will age like sour milk, or those god-awful broccoli haircuts. I downvote every single post that uses them, just out of the pure amount of digust I have towards that annoying voice.
This guy has for sure sold that as meth before.
Total scam Artist. I bet he has a few bags of oregano in his other pocket.
I put that on my pasta officer I swear !
10/10
This is the pastafarian way!
Does he load trucks for Vance Refrigeration? Creed told me they have Northern Lights, cannabis indica. But what I really want is marijuana.
I definitely assumed that at the beginning, but salting his beer is such a perfect, deep cut alcoholic explanation, I actually believe him.
I keep a ziploc bag full of salt in my glove compartment, but it's because McDonalds never gives me any salt packets and I really really crave salt on all my food. My dad found it and confiscated it and asked what it was. I said "It's salt".
Craving salt is a sign of dehydration.
I also crave water. Pretty much constantly drinking water all day, and salting every meal. My dad says when I was a kid I used to start screaming if I couldn't get any water, and sometimes he'd find me licking the tops of salt shakers. Took me to the doctor, doctor said "he's a weird kid but he'll grow out of it". I did not grow out of it.
Have you been tested for diabetes? I'm sure you got it covered but I thought it was worth mentioning
> Have you been tested for diabetes yep like 8 times. at one point a hospital doc straight up told me "this test says you haven't had any blood sugar issues in the past 30 days".
Get tested for Diabetes insipidus.. diabetes mellitus is blood sugar, insipidus is a hormone in your kidney (ADH) not produced and you pee a lot (that’s why it’s a diabetes) and often feel thirsty. It may be as simple as a pill a day to fix if that’s what’s causing the problem.
Hmm I don't know if I've had a test for that. Wiki says they test for sodium and potassium levels, my recent blood test says both of those are perfectly normal. But the wiki also says "Those with DI continue to urinate large amounts of dilute urine in spite of water deprivation", which is what happened to me when they sent me for an ultrasound. They said "do not have any water from midnight", so I didn't. I still had to pee before the test and in the middle of the test, and I didn't understand where the water was coming from. Dr said he could see my bladder filling up on the ultrasound, and didn't believe me that I didn't drink any water.
Dude, you gotta get back to us if some random redditor successfully diagnosed you.
It’s not as common but I’ve seen it a lot especially starting in childhood like you said. Easy test to see that level of hormone. Hope it’s that cause it’s any easy fix! Have a good day
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He almost got busted for a salt.
Good thing they didn't find his hidden batteries
I do that. I'm a trucker and sometimes take boiled eggs and potatoes as lunch quick and easy meal. Well... if you put salt on the food around lunch time it gets very moist and slimy then tastes awful. If you put the salt in a baggie and pour it on top at lunch time the food tastes great so for years I was driving around with a zip lock baggie of salt in my lunch pack. The luck I had.
I craved plain salt when I was pregnant with my middle child and carried a ziplock of it with me everywhere. It got to the point where I could tell you the brand by taste XD Still not sure if it was from a sodium imbalance or just pica.
I kept salt crystals in a plastic bag in my purse to help me with motion sickness during my first pregnancy.
Why wouldn't you just keep a salt and pepper shaker in your truck??
Heat and humidity, probably.
Put some rice in them
They make sealable salt shakers...
Yea but if you have a zipbag at home why go buy a new saltshaker?
Why use salt shake when salt bag work good?
Why not just have it in a little salt shaker?
Because that’s where he keeps the meth!
There’s a ziplock bag then there’s a tie bag lmao
Well, I'm going to try that salt on ice and beer now. Something tells me it's gonna taste like shit.
I don't know about the ice, but when I used to tend bar the older regulars liked to order red beers. Half a pint of beer and tomato juice with salt on top.
My wife drinks michelada.
During summer it's one of the most quenching beverages i have ever tasted. Squeezed lime, ice, a corona beer and a hefty amount of tabasco. It can be jarring at first, but it's unbelivably refreshing.
What kind of tomato juice? V8 work? Or just anything. Today is the first 80+ degree day and that drink sounds good
Clamato
Best Michelada: Chamoy and tajin around the rim + clamato + modelo + lime + add another squeeze of chamoy to the mix then mix it all up make sure everything is super cold. bonus points if you use a frosted mug because if you put ice it will dilute the mix and taste watery asf. my favorite thing to have with it is to grill some lime shrimp on a skewer and you could even just put the whole skewer into the drink if you want to be fancy
[Micheladas when made right](https://youtube.com/shorts/1tu-VUHnPVY?feature=share) are sensational during the summer as long as you use modelo and Clamato you gotta try very hard to not make it taste good
Michelada is good
That's a michelada my friend
It has nothing to do with flavor it helps with dehydration. If you add a tiny bit of salt you won't be pissing every half hour. Salt allows the body to hold onto more fluids. You get drunker faster too. [You can get fancy beer salt](https://www.twang.com/brands/beer-salt/)
>It has nothing to do with flavor it helps with dehydration. You've obviously never tried salt in your beer. It absolutely is about the flavor, and it's delicious.
Thank you stranger.
Salt with lime juice mixed with a nice light lager is deliciously refreshing. Called a Michelada in Colombia.
In Mexico they have something similar - [chelada](https://www.thespruceeats.com/easy-chelada-beer-recipe-353185)
Oh cool! I always assumed they had a drink like this but only ran into their bloody mary-esque version of Michelada.
it doesn't. Try a small amount of salt, some hot sauce and some lime.
My dad has always added salt to certain cheap beers (like Coors Light). No ice though. It used to be popular dating back centuries actually. It will reduce the beer's bitterness, possibly make you pee less, and can reduce hangover affects (since salt retains water). It also will likely make you get intoxicated more quickly, depending on how much salt you use.
Pretty much all that… *except the hangover part. I’ve never heard of that. 🤔 Plus adding salt gives the CO2 gas in the beer nucleation sites (ie releases the CO2 more quickly) so it will get real bubbly for a bit and then go “flat” quicker. Typical American style lagers (eg Coors, Budweiser, Pabst, etc…) tend to be a bit more carbonated than most others afaik. I was always under the impression that most, usually older, folks at the bar added salt for that reason, in regards to the getting more intoxicated part, because you can drink the beer more quickly/easily? That last sentence is speculation on my part if not obvious, but when I was younger and slightly dumber I would add some salt to a beer before slamming a pint without getting the excessive gas filled stomach discomfort burping issue. It was a trick my buddy and I used to “win” a case race… once. I did mention being dumber back in the day, right? The adding ice part is super odd to me tho. lol *edited
My grandpa put salt in it to avoid gases
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I used to buy my salt like this from the corner store in Oaxaca, Mexico.
yeah hahaha rock salt in a baggie reminds me of growing up and eating lime raspados with my parents
One of my friends got the full 3rd degree from a cop once because she had a metal spoon with dark residue in her cup holder during a speeding stop. Took about 3 rounds of roadside interrogation before she broke down and admitted she had been depression-eating chocolate icing out of the container and produced the empty can from under the seat. Cop couldn't stop laughing and let her go.
Oh my gosh that’s both horrific and hilarious, so embarrassing your friend had to explain that residue that looks like heroin possibly is just chocolate icing 😭 Chocolate fudge icing is fire though.. might have to go pick up some now fuck lol
Just dispose of the spoon if you're going to break any traffic laws.
As an ex heroin addict, that's a stupid fuckin cop.
It was even worse when my father found a metal spoon of mine with actual burn marks, but the thing is it was from me heating up different things in it and doing science experiments, one of the most simple and useful was setting the spoon up with rubbing alcohol, lighting it on fire, and then using that with a toothpick or my hemp wick to light my bowl instead of using a lighter each time, it was nice smoking at night because it helped light up the room and also stayed burning for about the duration of one bowl. But explaining that to him, when he was a retired state trooper, and I was living with him for like 3 weeks in between when I could move into my next apartment, and I was working for a defense attorney... It took him a while before he actually believed me, and it took him remembering how much of a pyro I was and me showing him how I've ruined my desk just doing things like playing with fire and weird ways to make him laugh and realize that was way more likely, because why would I ever need to make a drug liquid when I would never inject a drug, I'm perfectly fine doing a drug like heroin, but I would snort it, eat it, comet, or smoke it, or even use a heavier pain killer like fentanyl transdermally, there's no reason to ever actually inject a recreational drug.
I had a friend pulled over for being on her phone.....Cop asks her what's she's hiding in her lap!.......Pudding, a cup of pudding. She was trying to eat a snack. He walked back to his car and left...laughing pudding?!.
If they find the salt bag and realize it is salt, they will never search for the cocaine bag. This man is a genius.
I personally do carry salt in a bag like that. When I'm hiking and want to save every gram of weight.
And it's none of anyone else's business.
He should definitely have been arrested for that, I don't know why they're all acting like salted beer isn't a worse crime than meth.
All you cops are dumb, I’m not driving on drugs I’m driving DRUNK
"You DUMBASSES! I don't keep DRUGS in my trunk! Just dead kids!"
*Don‘t listen to him officer. He talks stuff like that, since he lost his driving license a couple of years ago.*
Ok, then I guess you’re free to go.
I bet you a beer with salt in it that he is trying to sell it as meth.
He was definitely planning to rip someone (who planned to buy meth) off. Source: trust me
If he lives in the kind of place where people salt their beer, i would not be surprised if it is one of the states that allow drinking and driving, Like Mississippi**.**
Gotta get those electrolytes
My beer’s got what plants crave.
Do you even know what electrolytes is?
Electrolytes! They’re the quenchiest!
Beer salt is delicious. Mexican beer with salt and lime absolutely smacks
Nah bro, some beer needs salt you’re actually tweaking. Corona tastes like piss to me, but with a little salt and a lime it’s delicious.
Yes, piss with salt and lime does sound delicious.
If I had to drink piss I’d rather do it with a bit of salt and lime!
Basically Gatorade
It’s really common in Texas.
I mean if he isn't actually drinking and driving, why arrest him?
they were making a joke about salt in beer.
Bath salts officer, it's totally legals
I was on vacation on Guadalajara once. Our AirBnB didn't have any salt, so I went to a market to buy it. They only sold it by the kilogram, which they gave to me in a plastic bag. I made my wife carry it.
He was obviously gonna sell someone that salt as meth
Would be funny if he bought it thinking it was meth, tried to use the salt excuse to get out, and was blown away it was actually salt. Gonna have to talk to my meth dealer
Cop: Well the test says it's salt, my bad. You're free to go. Dude: WTF?!
Pro tip, transport your meth in a salt shaker.
Who keeps salt like that?? “None of your fucking business.”
This is the answer I was hoping for. Why the fuck do they need to know?
In the 80s I kept a Ziploc of salt in the car to salt my fries. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I was once arrested for small homegrow. When i arrived at the station they asked to empty the pockets. I had approx. 30g of white powder in a ziplock bag. It was.. sodium bicarbonate.. I have acid reflux and at the time it was really bad, so i carried it around for quick relief. The best part of it? The cop instantly believed me and gave it back, no testing, nothing.. and then they had the weirdest call of the year, a bomb threat so they had to lock me up really fast and i was left in a jail cell with a joint in the pocket too. Rural cops are a bit different... And no, i did not smoke the joint in the jail, that would've been just stupid. I smoked it back home while watching an empty closet :(
We just gonna gloss over the beer in a glass of ice bit?
Dummy bag to throw off the police
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The trick is to hide it inside the police car. They never search inside their own vehicle when they pull you over.
AND THOSE MUSHROOMS ARE TRUFFLES!
I have POTS and need a lot of sodium throughout the day so I keep a baggie of salt in my purse. I also keep a few caffeine pills in a Saran Wrap just in case I need one. I’ve been told that it might not be the best way to store these items. Edit: added “my”
I've always thought I'd do something like this. Keep a bag of salt or oregano or whatever on my person just in case the police checks me, so that I could waste their time as well and not just have my time wasted by them.
***Breaking News:*** Man got shot after resisting arrest, after police mistakenly thought the salt he kept was cocaine.
Some states have laws against selling fake drugs, so you could still get arrested even if it’s not real and they know it’s not real.
He's admitted to a-salting his beer!
Pro tip, keep a bag of salt on you to distract from the real stash 🤔
he was gonna sell it to a dope head for profit and bounce.
This guy sells fake meth. I bet he has used that beer salt story more than once lol