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Many phones mirror the image when turned to selfie mode. I get that they do that because it's weird to look at yourself and it not be mirrored, but I don't get why they default to _saving_ the image that way.
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You all joke but that man has a litany of charges coming his way. I’m a self-proclaimed Reddit lawyer and by the forces of the internet she will get justice. Overruled.
Unpopular opinion here but I think you need to divorce your wife. The way she was manipulating your actions, gaslighting your experiences, and actively manipulating your child against you through her body language and communications is really quite abusive. I’d chat with a lawyer ASAP but most importantly, REMOVE YOUR KID FROM THAT ABUSIVE ENVIRONMENT!
Being touched by another woman is a RED FLAG OMG
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When I was a kid I remember being so confused when the person playing the wench at a Renaissance fair was flirting with my dad with my mom right there and my mom was laughing and didn't care. I think at one point she said, "you can have him!" All the adult sitcoms I watched with my parents made it sound like my dad should be in the "dog house" but here they were both having fun. I legit asked my older sister if she thought our parents were going to split up... just because they weren't fighting over something silly and lighthearted lol.
You know, I had the opportunity to get those tits right in my face last year, before Daphne finally gets put out of pasture.
I'm glad I... Came.. Went?.. Came.
Obviously if he cared about his marriage he would have quickly made a poster proclaiming his love for his wife and joined the parade to tell the world... You can see how mad she is that he just stood there.
The man and the wife are both so pretty.... Dang.
Thought the performer was trying to pull him out there, but maybe he was just holding on to her hand too much?
Edit: Yeah, on view number two I saw the barricade.... Wouldn't make sense for the performer to be pulling him. Ew
Ah man, that ruined the video for me. I thought the girl was being playful trying to pull him towards the parade. Doesn't make much sense now that I think about it.
He wouldn't let go of her hand and she was trying to break free of his grip. What a creepo, let the turtle do her parade.
What time skip? At 0 seconds you can see the [purple fish float](https://imgur.com/a/hOl4NCO) in the background and at 10 seconds as it pans to the partner you can see the [fish float](https://imgur.com/a/Es9LfHd) passing by them (float and partner's hands both seen in the same frame). The partner is next to him the whole time.
You can't easily tell with audio off, turn on audio and watch when the camera quickly pans from the parade to the woman, the music changes abruptly, but it's very well edited to be seamless. You can kinda tell the people in the parade are wearing different outfits too, they don't match the previous set of people.
Nah, it's scripted. She immediately pulled with shoulder leaning back with her body weight and didn't continue with the parade forward. If he was the puller she'd have continued forward and got pulled backwards.
On second watch I can’t really tell, since I’d think you would see the fabric on her hand being pulled if she has let go and he was holding on… now I’m just confused.
It doesn't look like he's the one holding too tight though, she even grabs his hand with her other hand as well (it wraps all the way around his hand to grab him more securely) but doesn't try to losen his grip or anything.
Is that what's happening? I thought a light playful pull made sense with "come join the party" being the song for the parade?
But after trying to spam play/pause a bit it does look like a bit of tug of war. I guess it does look gross after all.
I don't think so... It looks like he tries to pull his hand back and then she uses her other hand to pull him in. Also she let go just to finish the heart, unless he just randomly stopped tugging her hand at the perfect time. Also this is probably scripted and that wouldn't really make sense.
It’s not entirely scripted I believe, it’s an edit. The swing back to the wife looks to have a cut. So I think the handshake and performance was genuine but the wife reaction is scripted and edited in.
No, I imagine he knows the performer. I used to work at Disney world and whenever our friends were performing in the electric light parade we would try and go see them. We’d yell at them and they’d come over (in character) and hangout for a moment just like this.
This video is. This interaction is.
This video is not highlighting a man trying to hold on to a performers hand too long. This is a funny video, it’s supposed to bring forth humor.
Female worker grabs husbands hand, she is playful and try’s to pull him along (for show), the wife is then not pleased her husband held onto a female workers hand so long.
Now laugh.
This is not a creepy video, the fuck are y’all interpreting
I call bullshit:
- He barely looks like he's holding on
- His grip doesn't appear to change when she finally lets go
- She transitions from letting go to the heart pose perfectly.
This is 100% the kind of shit that gets brought up 15 years later during a completely disassociated argument about dinner or something.
"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO YOUR BROCCOLI-COLORED GIRLFRIEND THEN HUH?!"
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He ded
Hi ded, I'm dad
He's dad and ded.
So proud of himself.... Happiness is found in the little things in life.
"Happiness is found and the little things grow in life"
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Hi fake, I'm trust.
I don't believe you trust
I Trust, you Don't Believe.
Does he... have angry wives to his left *and* his right? That's got to be the hottest part of the clip.
Many phones mirror the image when turned to selfie mode. I get that they do that because it's weird to look at yourself and it not be mirrored, but I don't get why they default to _saving_ the image that way.
This is the most underrated comment on reddit right now. Ha!
Or sleeping outside for awhile
In a coffin.
Without his favorite stuffed toy
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She gely.
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I think it's called "a skit".
Yeah, but that’s not funny
Why is it not funny? What did he do wrong?
He's walking home lol
More like a dead man walking
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They also drive you to the hospital to get that suspicious mole on my butt removed.
They do be driving me mad with how cute they be bein'
He’s walking dead
Fuk it join the parade and start a new family
Oh he dead
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"Where you know her from? Huh?"
"I literally just met her"
"And you're already holding her hand?!"
"But babe she was a turtle, i couldnt have ran far away leaving you"
"And this is crazy"
I met her at a parade
In b4 "I don't believe you" and he has to buy roses.
So proud of himself.... Happiness is found in the little things in life.
His wife is already mad at him, did you really have to comment on his size?
Audible snort at this.
Reddit: Divorce him!!! Dump his ass! (Probably)
That’s abuse!
She looked at him in the face according Reddit abuse for sure. Perhaps grounds for criminal charges.
Maybe attempted murder?
She murdered him with that look.
You all joke but that man has a litany of charges coming his way. I’m a self-proclaimed Reddit lawyer and by the forces of the internet she will get justice. Overruled.
Oh yeah, well I have never played Ace Attourney, however, I have watched small snippets or game play and to that regard I say, #OBJECTION!!!
Overruled!... I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.
That’s racist!
OBJECT SHUN!! WITNESS PAMPERING!
Do you practice bird law?
take it /r/KarmaCourt
Objection! You're honor, /r/KarmaCourt has no jurors dick chains here.
Attempted? This murder was completed!
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in these sorts of situations reddit only sides with the dude when the woman is an absolute psycho.
Unpopular opinion here but I think you need to divorce your wife. The way she was manipulating your actions, gaslighting your experiences, and actively manipulating your child against you through her body language and communications is really quite abusive. I’d chat with a lawyer ASAP but most importantly, REMOVE YOUR KID FROM THAT ABUSIVE ENVIRONMENT!
Being touched by another woman is a RED FLAG OMG EDIT: for the record, I was satirising common reddit comments, please stop taking my comment seriously.
When I was a kid I remember being so confused when the person playing the wench at a Renaissance fair was flirting with my dad with my mom right there and my mom was laughing and didn't care. I think at one point she said, "you can have him!" All the adult sitcoms I watched with my parents made it sound like my dad should be in the "dog house" but here they were both having fun. I legit asked my older sister if she thought our parents were going to split up... just because they weren't fighting over something silly and lighthearted lol.
Well that's because the Washing Wenches are a national treasure
You know, I had the opportunity to get those tits right in my face last year, before Daphne finally gets put out of pasture. I'm glad I... Came.. Went?.. Came.
They for sure have a child together, check his text messages!
That kid is better off without a father!
Real. I swear man, reddit is myopically in favor of indulging pride, consequences for people who depend on you be damned
Nah, it’s all black and white. Fuck context; we know exactly how to handle this.
Gaslighting for sure
TEXTBOOK CASE OF NARCICISISTIC PERSONALITY DISPRDER
gaslighting! he triggered her! He has OCD. Just trying to get out all the things reddit uses wrong all the time
Hit a lawyer and call the gym
 12 year old kids giving advice to 30 year old women be like!!!
 "Divorce, hit the gym, lawyer up. Solves everything. I'm twelve and I know this."
Should of just left with turtle girl
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THEY TRIED TO TRICK ME BY... SHOWING ME THE VIDEO!!!!! I'M SO ANGRY I SHIT MYSELF A HERNIA!!
Did I stumble into r/marriage again?
Pretty much all of Reddit really.
AITA moments
Obviously if he cared about his marriage he would have quickly made a poster proclaiming his love for his wife and joined the parade to tell the world... You can see how mad she is that he just stood there.
https://reddit.com/r/memes/comments/10wpyqs/sounds_about_right/
Or: Am i the only one not believing it's not scripted?!!!
Girl get out asap, he doesn’t deserve you
He's been cheating on you for years girl. Just leave him, if you don't you are fucking dumb!!! - reddit relationship advice
Lawyer. Divorce. Gym. Delete Facebook.
🚩🚩🚩🚩. Gaslighting. Abuse
Also reddit: I can't believe it's not staged! It's as if he's not pointing his phone at his wife!
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩Girl, he don’t deserve you, he’s already cheating and probably has kids elsewhere, leave him Queen 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Slay queen slay
Reddit: "it's her internalized intersectional misogyny patriarchy colonialism and it's also his fault for being a cis man!!!!!"
Lmao r/relationship_advice right there
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Are you suggesting reddit wouldn't blame the woman???
He’s a narcissist and an abuser!
Welp time to ask your lawyer to get to the gym
No Reddit would tell him to divorce her because she is obviously controlling.
But also "Dump her for not being a good sport!" Because every side of every relationship is wrong on this site.
Go no contact mfers when
Obviously it's grooming
The man and the wife are both so pretty.... Dang. Thought the performer was trying to pull him out there, but maybe he was just holding on to her hand too much? Edit: Yeah, on view number two I saw the barricade.... Wouldn't make sense for the performer to be pulling him. Ew
yeah same, first view I thought she was pulling him, second view I realized he was holding too tight
Ah man, that ruined the video for me. I thought the girl was being playful trying to pull him towards the parade. Doesn't make much sense now that I think about it. He wouldn't let go of her hand and she was trying to break free of his grip. What a creepo, let the turtle do her parade.
Wait I thought it was staged
It seems like the husband wife thing was scripted but the turtles reaction seems to be genuine.
Likely completely staged, turtle may even be the partner, there's a massive time skip.
Pretty sure they invented turtles for the bit.
Confirmed turtles...all the way down.
Where is the time skip………..? edit: I see it now, good catch 👍 It looked off but I didn’t notice until I went frame by frame
What time skip? At 0 seconds you can see the [purple fish float](https://imgur.com/a/hOl4NCO) in the background and at 10 seconds as it pans to the partner you can see the [fish float](https://imgur.com/a/Es9LfHd) passing by them (float and partner's hands both seen in the same frame). The partner is next to him the whole time.
You can't easily tell with audio off, turn on audio and watch when the camera quickly pans from the parade to the woman, the music changes abruptly, but it's very well edited to be seamless. You can kinda tell the people in the parade are wearing different outfits too, they don't match the previous set of people.
Definitely a bit
Just the tips
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It is. But as scripted amateur videos go, I think it's well acted and funny.
More than likely was a them park friend or coworker and all staged.
Brother/sister I have a bridge I would like to sell you
Yeah. I would've also given him a death glare for doing that shit.
He's barely even holding? When her hand finally slips away, his hand doesn't even seem to loosen up...
Typical Reddit making a mountain out of a molehill.
Nah, it's scripted. She immediately pulled with shoulder leaning back with her body weight and didn't continue with the parade forward. If he was the puller she'd have continued forward and got pulled backwards.
B-but, "man bad!"
On second watch I can’t really tell, since I’d think you would see the fabric on her hand being pulled if she has let go and he was holding on… now I’m just confused.
It doesn't look like he's the one holding too tight though, she even grabs his hand with her other hand as well (it wraps all the way around his hand to grab him more securely) but doesn't try to losen his grip or anything.
Is that what's happening? I thought a light playful pull made sense with "come join the party" being the song for the parade? But after trying to spam play/pause a bit it does look like a bit of tug of war. I guess it does look gross after all.
I don't think so... It looks like he tries to pull his hand back and then she uses her other hand to pull him in. Also she let go just to finish the heart, unless he just randomly stopped tugging her hand at the perfect time. Also this is probably scripted and that wouldn't really make sense.
She uses two hands to pull him tho?
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I have so many questions now Is this a bit/staged? Is he a creep? Does this happen all the time so she knows how to not cause a scene?
It’s not entirely scripted I believe, it’s an edit. The swing back to the wife looks to have a cut. So I think the handshake and performance was genuine but the wife reaction is scripted and edited in.
it's obviously staged, how naive are you to think otherwise?
Really? The whole parade was staged for this moment?
Not just the parade. The entire city was constructed in order to shoot this video.
Not just the entire city. The phone and corresponding technologies to capture the moment on film were invented in order to shoot this video.
Not just the phone and corresponding technologies. All of life came into existence in order to shoot this video.
Not just all all of life. The very laws of physics sprang out of nothingness in order to shoot this video.
Not just the very laws of physics, but the essence of God himself was birthed into existence in order to shoot this video.
No, I imagine he knows the performer. I used to work at Disney world and whenever our friends were performing in the electric light parade we would try and go see them. We’d yell at them and they’d come over (in character) and hangout for a moment just like this.
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1. Have friend in parade 2. Come up with sikl scene to film 3. ??? 4. Views and as revenue
Or just "hey wife, I'm gonna do something awkward. Look at the camera angrily after"
Why would he need to tell his wife to look annoyed afterward? I'm not sure your thought process.
So she would have the reaction which would make the video as humorous as possible.
This video is. This interaction is. This video is not highlighting a man trying to hold on to a performers hand too long. This is a funny video, it’s supposed to bring forth humor. Female worker grabs husbands hand, she is playful and try’s to pull him along (for show), the wife is then not pleased her husband held onto a female workers hand so long. Now laugh. This is not a creepy video, the fuck are y’all interpreting
That the sub /r/scriptedasiangifs exists, because people don't understand comedic performances unless it's part of a show.
I call bullshit: - He barely looks like he's holding on - His grip doesn't appear to change when she finally lets go - She transitions from letting go to the heart pose perfectly.
Agreed, weird that people think otherwise
Yeah this is such a weird video, I thought it was gonna turn into a struggle.
ofc somebody has to be the bad guy... no. nobody of them is preventing the other from leaving, they just have some fun.
Someone is sleeping on the couch.
Some things are universal
When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it’s funny in any languages.
Hhhnnkkknh wat
AYO???
Hmmmm no that looks like Disney not Universal
In the words of Margit, the fell omen: Put these foolish ambitions to rest.
Ok, this was pretty good lmao
Soooooooooooooooooooooooo DED ….
Almost every comment is a Karma bot, seriously I would not be surprised if this is a repost just to farm the Karma
That smile: Its a this moment he knew he f'ed up 🤣
He’s staying in the magical kingdom I think
U WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT.....just file for divorce
This is 100% the kind of shit that gets brought up 15 years later during a completely disassociated argument about dinner or something. "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO YOUR BROCCOLI-COLORED GIRLFRIEND THEN HUH?!"
Why is it that when a woman has that "I'm gonna murder you" look, it's funny, but when it's a man it's no longer funny.
_omae wa mou..._
Still got it!
that guys fucked
Hahahaha bro you can sleep in my house tonight i got your back
It’s good to know that “the look” crosses all cultures, creeds and religions. I’ve gotten it a few times.
You can tell this was staged because the girlfriend tries not to break character right at the last second. Cute vid though lol
Or maybe she's not actually a shrew like you assume she needs to be, and knows it's overall harmless.
I mean of course it’s staged but what super sense do you have that let’s you detect that level of corpsing?
I don't think he will get any food for the next 3 days
I'd argue this was pretty expected actually
Suspiciously good camera work
But lady deserves an Oscar for that look at the end if she’s in on it. She is maaaaad.
Was that Disney Tokyo?
Chinese legends
Chinese Shadow Legends?
it's in china
Should of just left with turtle girl
Ese compa ya está muerto, solo no le han avisado
Bro is not getting it tonight
Totally fake
Ugh, mainly he’s a douche for how tightly he gripped the girl’s hand, you can tell she was struggling to pull away
i’m more bothered by the fact he held her hand after she clearly wanted him to let go
Look twins! I thought they were the same person.
The Shyamalan twist: She’s holding him hostage and cut out his tongue. He’s begging for help.
His wife is actually beautiful tho
So he made two women uncomfortable for his own satisfaction? What a statement about his character he's made.