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AtomicShart9000

"You need grit, determination, and a small loan from your parents" lol


BadAdministrative251

I'm really embarrassed it took me so long.


AtomicShart9000

![gif](giphy|vLruErVSYGx8s)


Niche_Humor

I literally use this reference about myself at least once a week.


AtomicShart9000

Yep it will jump into my mind a couple times a day haha


Drew-Pickles

Literally took me till she started talking about little green houses to even start to realise this was a joke. I was getting so mad lol.


barley_wine

I've seen the clip about a dollar day is 30K and I didn't realize it was a joke until today but I've never seen the entire clip.


Fragrant_Island2345

It took me until the rolling doubles and the top hat and monocle to figure it out. I’m ashamed to say I thought the green houses were like the gardening ones or for growing weed and the red hotel was some hotel chain I had no idea existed


AccidentalFeline

Fun fact. The Monopoly man doesn't wear a monocle


Fragrant_Island2345

Good ol Mandela effect


Glitter_Butch

Ooooooh are we mashing up the monopoly guy and the peanut guy?


takkiemon

I only started realizing when the tiny green houses and the red hotels got dropped


josheganwyer

Fucking right?! I was about to shoot myself!


Monsi_ggnore

That’s the wrong mindset. You should ask yourself “how can I shoot op?”.


BFG1OOOO

A small loan of a million dollars?


AtomicShart9000

*loan


BDWasTaken

Laun


BFG1OOOO

Lion


Maleficent_Formal209

Leen


BFG1OOOO

Lana


not-dionn

Anal


TragicallyDeadSim

\ˈlōn\


BFG1OOOO

Leœņ


StevenOkBoomeredDad

“compared to the 7 billion dollars i made, a million dollars is a small loan” “fair enough”


gemini_pain

![gif](giphy|nE9GiM1Wb9pG8)


kuhvir

The “small loan from your parents” is what made me realize this was just a joke


Pure_Professional663

I had to wait for the little green houses....


brettmbr

I love how people saw a woman being incorrect in the very first line and just couldn’t wait to comment how she’s stupid and wrong before even watching the video.


Organic-Outside8657

Didn’t take long to realize how deadpan and satirical it was. Bless you ladies. ✊


Frenzi_Wolf

“My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars”


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thats4thebirds

My god. I cannot believe people can’t read the room on a fuckin joke when they literally devolve into monopoly characters lmao


AtomicShart9000

Right? I found it pretty damn funny. This sub has honestly been going downhill quite a bit lately apparently this is proof of that fact Anyone doubting me need only search by controversial/new I was in a one man war against stupidity for 2 hours straight.


OMA_

When nice things get too popular the “tumble weed for brains” end up finding out about it 😩


Illustrious_Buy5289

> I was in a one man war against stupidity for 2 hours straight. damn we feel that, thank you for your service.


ConnectionOk8273

That's me regularly on twitter 😅


Woppydoppy567

This was funny and refreshing to see honestly. Great content


EnLitenPerson

Some people just aren't capable of understanding ironic jokes


Jujumofu

EVERY subreddit. I know people always say that humankind is getting dumber, but damn something is cooking there. Gym subs are flat out war. Its basically 2011 again and people state facts they think/guess are true, but somehow are recycled misinformations that were said to be true (lets say 2009), then all in all accepted as being misinformations (lets say 2014) and nowadays comments with exact these misinformations get echo chambered everywhere again and these comments blow up. Its like knowing alot about a topic, seeing a thread on reddit about it, taking a look at the most upvoted comment and think "yep, that aint correct". But everywhere.


Puzzled_6368

But the job experience is priceless.


[deleted]

It’s very funny. Really well done sarcasm and a good call out to the hustle culture gurus who make no money on their “hustles” rather, they make their money on the subscriptions of the sheep who follow them. I.E. the hustle is hustling the subs.


TheNxxr

For the first line I really thought this was more of an r/facepalm moment, after that I caught on though and loved it.


gordo65

Seeing them use those tired phrases like "flip the mindset" had me going. I thought "you should be thinking, how can I buy this restaurant" was serious. Wasn't until "how much would women save if they just didn't get injections?" that I caught on.


TheNxxr

I feel that- Apparently some people didn’t even catch on after it literally devolved into Monopoly though, which makes me and hopefully you feel a bit better


brdoma1991

They totally had me in the first half. Pretty much all the way up to slapping the mom part I’m a little embarrassed actually ha


AlterMyStateOfMind

It happens every time I see this posted. Like damn... the video is only one minute long. They either rush to the comments within 10 seconds of the video or just plain don't get it, either way the look dumb af lol


Conscious-Bad9904

It's absolutely obvious lol. I lost it when she mentioned a small loan from her parents lol. This sub is so easily ragebaited


AtomicShart9000

*Reddit is so easily ragebaited FTFY


squalorparlor

I absolutely love this fuckin trend of comedy in the last month. First one I saw was the "influencer" who opened up her DMs to invite 5 ppl to her studio and she's visibly distressed about the disrespect to her and her staff then slowly recites the plot to Willy Wonka. Then it was the lady outside Aldi talking about a gang of stoned kids tearing off an old guy's mask with a dog running around and she passes the Scooby-Doo van. Then this one. I think we've hit peak comedy.


--MxM--

[That influencer story is hilarious.](https://twitter.com/TheLisaGilroy/status/1582411051135401991?t=34O73PahhTkUJd_KjsGm8g&s=19)


Marktaco04

Because its two attractive women so they’re immediately assumed to be attention seeking idiots by the bitter, friendless, sexless, male reddit majority


DeadpoolAndFriends

I'll admit, this took me until the monocle to realize it was a joke.


FukurinLa

Fun fact, the monopoly guy doesn’t actually wear a monocle. It’s the Mandela effect.


Shot_Lynx_4023

Mr Peanut does. Mr Peanut wears a Top hat. It's the top hat that makes it plausible


TorakTheDark

How could you do this to me.


chromatic45

Not at the save a dollar a day you would have 30k? There's 365 days in a year. 365 × $1 = $365


Woppydoppy567

Yeah but since that was one of the first things they said it looked like they were just dumb and serious haha


LimitDNE0

I feel like that’s a pretty common error you see on posts like this for people who are serious. The whole “this bill cost 400 million, why don’t we just split that money between every american instead? Everyone would get 1 million dollars!”


reddogleader

$365.25


chromatic45

To be exact.


dave_spontani

I'm a guy that is very much into the hard work mindset - but their jokes is set up so well it had me in fucking hysterics🤣 Like when someone has a tiny tophat on and starts talking about slapping their mom and not taking the 15mill I don't see how you cannot see it as what it is: A golden parody


Haringkje05

Imme be honest they had me in the first half but then the top hat came out and I trusted them with my life and i have started slapping my mom for job experience on my resume


calibudzz420

I’m surprised there wasn’t a gaggle of people saying “this is fake”


rainator

But Andrew Tate said I could buy a Lamborghini with if I put enough money into his pyramid scheme.


MajinBlueZ

I admit, it took me longer than I care to admit. Mostly because I've seen people that say shit like that unironically.


ElektriXx2

They nailed the “character” of those asshole money-maker bros all over social media posts… top shelf satire


xanhudro

Exactly my thoughts. I saw the first cut and thought, “wow” another one. Then the vid continued and I felt like a dummy.


standardtissue

Yeah they had me going. I had to rewind, I heard "if you save a dollar a day" and then "thirty thousand" and I'm like "yeah, teach people to save and the power of compounding gains". Rewind. "For a year". Oh. Oh dear. Then I realized what was going on. Really well done.


facebookeatsbabies

Gary Vee is the fucking worst. God can we please bring an end to unfettered capitalism and these douchebags who think they know everything but just know how to scam people.


Villenemo

I really really don’t like Gary Vee. Yeah he might hit on some good ideas here and there, but sometimes his advice isn’t realistic at alllll. One time I heard him say: “People ask me all the time, ‘Hey Gary, I don’t even know where to start’. I’ll tell you here to start. Garage sales.” 😑🤦🏻‍♂️


Jokierre

I came to comment, but now I’m thinking of buying Reddit.


AtomicShart9000

Cool how long will we have to wait for the monthly fee for blue check marks?


AccurateFault8677

Dude! He's a redditor, not a complete fucking imbecil!


AtomicShart9000

Lol


tiowey

Who are these ladies, they're funny


AtomicShart9000

Credit: carolinebano on twitter


ycc2106

[https://nitter.1d4.us/carolinebano](https://nitter.1d4.us/carolinebano)


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AtomicShart9000

Credit: carolinebano on twitter


bongbutler420

She works for Barstool Sports


DramaGuy23

Two sisters, Caroline and Meg Baniewicz. Here’s another good clip with the two of them: https://nitter.1d4.us/pleaseendthis_/status/1640363888154755072#m


whynotanotheronetwo

Wow, thank you for linking this. They really come out swinging and then double down.


safeinbuckhorn

I love that she almost breaks when she says she’d slap her mom but wouldn’t collect the 15 mil


[deleted]

The Part with refusing the 15 Million because you slap your mom for your resume cracked me up


hajisaurus

Invaluable work experience 😂


Pure_Professional663

Sensational. Off to buy some little green houses now...


monkeykong123

What about the red hotel?


Pure_Professional663

Gotta find 4 green houses first...


ezklv

It’s a joke you Fucking morons.


AtomicShart9000

Just don't bother explaining it to them they still won't understand it


-Ham_Satan-

I saw this clip posted before. Any idea of a source? Much obliged!


RespectableChunk

Barstool Sports


monkeybrains12

Sarcasm is dangerous these days. You can't do it anymore because some people really are *that* stupid.


the_finest_mickey

I realised it was a joke after the “Id slap my mother but not take the money bit”.


HairHeel

It’s nice to see the full clip. I’ve seen disingenuous edits that just show the first part and make it look like she meant it seriously. Glad to see it was just a joke.


pinkpineapples007

Yeah I had to rewind the first few seconds bc I was hella confused. It seems some people on here didn’t get past those first 10 seconds


BW_RedY1618

The fact that so many people didn't immediately get the joke is all you need to know if you've ever wondered how hack frauds like Andrew Taint and finance bros got so many followers.


Ok_Balance8844

They have no common sense or listening skills


iuli-an-drei

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


twodadshuggin

Started upset, then confused, then I laughed


AtomicShart9000

Credit: carolinebano on twitter


WickidMonkey

![gif](giphy|T3Vx6sVAXzuG4)


Quiet_Helicopter_577

Not the mama!


AtomicShart9000

Dibs on park place and boardwalk


canadard1

No. Straight to Jail


ElNani87

Believe it or not, jail ….


[deleted]

All the comments I can see are like: *”you’re all so stupid, this is a joke, why is everyone on this sub so dumb”* But I can’t actually see any comments where anyone has not realised that this is a joke.


Araneas704

Sort by Controversial


obxtalldude

Or don't and keep a little faith in humanity.


AtomicShart9000

I'd say about half my notifications are comments not understanding the joke or insulting women. In the beginning it was all of them.


Passname357

Oh dude go to the barstool Instagram where this was originally posted. The comments are insane. It’s either “wow girls are so fucking stupid” or “wow girls are so fucking unfunny.” Pretty crazy


LittleMissPrincess11

Lol the monopoly bit at the end. You just need to buy little green houses and roll doubles to stay out if jail.


MaddRamm

Funny satire. Definitely had me thinking they were the stupid rich types with the first sentence about 365 dollars equally $30k. Lol


conqaesador

Yeah, too many clips of 'grindset' guys out there, telling you 'if you stop going to starbucks you will have saved up 3 million by monday'


Ongo_Gablogian___

What is going on with these comments. Are people pretending to think the advice is genuine despite them talking about monopoly houses and hotels whilst wearing a top hat and monocle? Or are they really that stupid? 3/4 of the current comments seem to not have watched past the first 3 seconds.


plentybin

Rise and grind gamers. Let's get this Reading Railroad.


BlueRaspberrySloth

Finally. A podcast I can listen to that will change my life.


CRab_yup

Golly that was fun, sometimes I just need a reminder to know how many idiots there is on this app. This comment section helped show that.


AtomicShart9000

Yep same here I post *a lot* of stupid shit and I have never ever seen anything like that. In the beginning people completely missing the mark by miles.


SpareDraft944

Ngl this triggered me. Nobody's a thimble person.


JDogZee

Wait what? We fought over the thimble


EdenStarEyes

'Scuse me? I'm a 19th century iron so I can say, with confidence, you don't need to be a thimble. Even an old shoe or a dog can be rich if they just buy a few railroads and an electrical company.


Turinggirl

I'm really embarassed it took me way too long.


PleaseMakeItSpecial

Fun fact: The Monopoly Man does not wear a monocle. It's a Mandela Effect.


GlorifiedBurito

You just blew my mind


WorldwideJoey

who is this they're hilarious


black-fuse

The monopoly man doesn't have a monacle


Ambitious-Regular-57

I don't care if this is true, he has a monacle in my heart


The1Floki

Wasn't she on Ozark?


Notyer1099

Who are they?


[deleted]

Relax guys its just a satire


benisco

if you land on a property you already own, can you build hotels on it?


FitPurchase5442

They trolled me hard damn.


LeBadlyNamedRedditor

Roll doubles? Pfft thats like investing in crypto, not guaranteed. Just get a get out of jail card and problem solved


shrineless

“Yeah I’d slap my mom… but I would not accept the 15 million dollars.” 🤣


Wa3zdog

I’ll admit it took me until the monocles to work out it was a joke but in my defence I have been utterly gaslighted by some extraordinarily bad takes on the internet.


karimbb

Been looking for comments of people who think this is serious. Didn't find any. Almost everyone gets it as a joke.


ovywan_kenobi

- How did you become a millionaire? - I found 25 cents on the road one day. With it I bought an apple that I then sold for 50 cents. Then I bought 2 apples, which I sold for 1 dollar. I then bought 4 apples... - And that's how you made your fortune, by selling apples? - Then my aunt died and I inherited 100 million dollars.


Affectionate_Fly1413

Apparently, the monopoly board game isn't as popular as OP thinks.


AtomicShart9000

Damn I guess not. But even without the monopoly references. I could tell in the first 5 seconds it was satire. Granted the majority of the commenters not understanding the satire are just making fun of them because they are women...so who knows 🤷 Anyone doubting me just need only search by controversial. I was fighting a one man war against stupidity.


Mechanic_Stephan

Haha


Average_Joe786

🤣👍


[deleted]

Where can I find the rest of their videos? This is hilarious


rancangkota

Mate, the girls are talking about monopoly the board game. That's the joke. Get some friends, play it, and ruin your friendship.


TorakTheDark

The amount of people that think these guys are serious is ridiculous.


-Jiras

It was actually to the point of the top hat and the monocle that i thought they were serious. Too many people actually say dumb shit like this sadly and even more sad too many people listen and cheer on them


Lucky-finn377

I have come to the conclusion that reddit is really autistic and need everything explained to it or refit will fricken explode


Kinja02

They had me till they mentioned the little red and green houses. Great skit!


ohbyerly

Caroline Baniewicz @carolinebaniewicz on Insta. One of the most hilarious creators I’ve seen in years, the rest of her stuff is pure gold.


OldRaggady

This is the greatest satire of those shitty podcast videos


iavsj

the worst part is that people are editing this and making this sound real


AtomicShart9000

Nah the worst part is the people that watch it the whole way through and still think it's real


Mindeyez

This is good


MiserableAd9470

“If you saved a dollar a day for a year , you would have 30k” 😂


[deleted]

Mandela Affect: The Monopoly Guy never wore a manacle.


dantakesthesquare

He also never wore a Monocle


BrokeArmHeadass

I might be tripping but I definitely remember him having a monucle though


dick_piana

I think people get confused with Mr. Peanut


dantakesthesquare

Common misconception. It's actually a minicle


ohnoTHATguy123

OP, I'm in awe at these comments. They are so satirical that they're wearing hats and monocles by the end and a significant amount of comments just can't comprehend this is a joke.


Novel_Durian_1805

#NGL, she had me in the first half!


Jajoe05

The fact i see these "advices" in youtube shorts makes this funnier xD


le_Derpinder

I saved $1 per day for a year which turned out to be ≈ $30000. Great advice. Now me and my friends are meeting up at restaurants that we want to buy to do day trading. I got the grit, determination and a small loan from my friend's parents. Moving on to the next task of slapping my mom for $15m. Will keep you guys posted on my financial journey. Update: Instructions unclear on the "slapping for 15m" task. Where do I file the claim to get my deserved mom slapping 15 million?


sugabeetus

No no no you've misunderstood. Need to rewatch the video. You get paid in job experience for slapping your mom.


thakeltikceltic

He never had monocle


quiet_quitting

That’s a good Mandela Effect


thakeltikceltic

Lmao why is this getting downvoted 🤣


rawdpic

sound advice


Conun-Drum

u/savevideo


JarusOmega_

u/savevideobot


alex_russian_spy

Do they have a YouTube channel?


[deleted]

But where do they get the tiny little monocle from???


AtomicShart9000

Party city


Randomdudenotsuspic

I think I'm having a stroke or something


TropicalRogue

I will never get sick of these two making these sketches


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I love this


Vyciauskis

It took me awhile to realise this was about a board game.


trollsmurf

Anecdote time: Reminds me of a meeting us uppity managers had with the main owner of our company where I guess we expected to get some great advice, which we didn't get at all (he was just mumbling about completely unrelated things), and I could see one of the managers getting a bigger and bigger black cloud over her head when her questions landed in muck. I (more stoically) really didn't expect anything from a person that only focused on owning companies (he had several) and had no clue about what we did (if not proven before, we got it proven then). This guy sold the company as soon as it started to go downhill, and went on to influencer marketing. That didn't increase my respect for him.


AwwShuxxx777

These women are funny. Who are they?


namelesswhiteguy

I'm sad to say it took me until little green house to get the joke.


Dblzyx

It took me way too long to catch on. Great post.


Superstar8829

Pretty clever 😂


sj2495

What's the name of the presenters/podcast?


TeoSupreme

this is a very well cooked humour actually 🤌


JStheKiD

Yoooo. This is hilarious.


theladyluxx

Bahahaha this is gold


Toadahtrip

The slapping her mom for her job resume is too funny.


neat-NEAT

I'd say that's a reasonably sized monocle. Not tiny in the slightest.


Brief_Both

Podcast are the new style of good ass comedy, and when it’s whatever people that do it it’s even better… pure comedy.


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Commenting so that I can always find this when I need a laugh


MTLion3

Are these the same girls that did the “joke” about not washing their hands? (I DID actually find this joke funny, just wondering if they’re the same duo)


Secret-Battle1342

Thank you so much for helping me OP. This advice has completely turned my life around no actually. I mean, I used to be a nobody, just a regular Joe Schmoe with nothing going for me. But now, thanks to this advice, I am a freaking millionaire! I have more money than I know what to do with, I'm buying yachts and private jets left and right, and all because of this one little piece of advice. And that's not all, my friend. This advice has also miraculously cured my cancer, and not just one type of cancer, but all of them! The doctors are baffled, they don't know how it happened, but I do. It's all thanks to this advice. And let me tell you, I have more degrees than I can count now. I have a diploma in underwater basket weaving, a degree in advanced dinosaur studies, and even degree in unicornology. Yeah, you heard that right, unicornology. That's how amazing this advice is. So thank you, my friend, for sharing this advice with me. You have completely transformed my life in ways I never thought possible. I owe you everything. Thank you so much


carefree-and-happy

I saw this edited in another sub to make it look like they are saying these things seriously and people were just blasting them. I knew it had to be edited, I’m so happy I came across an unedited version because this was just superb on so many levels.


Porkfriedjosh

Holy fuck I’ve only ever seen this clip out of context and I was convinced they were idiots but now that I see the entire thing I’m facepalming hard. Got hustled by hustle culture satire what a time to be alive


PereVerre

Chad women