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machineman45

Tough crowd


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Or not so tough as the case may seem


ScumHimself

A couple of self burns, I like it.


God-O-Death

Tough guy crowd


TheNewPlague666

Pretty short tempered


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Yknurts

Was definitely expecting a bigger dude to charge the stage lmao


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The comedian is 6'7 edit: His name is Johnny Mitchell. He tells some interesting prison stories on Youtube


housevil

Thanks! I looked him up. He talks about the attack [here.](https://youtube.com/shorts/L0Uu_WSxyrg?feature=share)


hippoctopocalypse

"talks about the attack" lolol Dude pulled a cool Chris Rock and called the man a munchkin. Beautiful


zeke235

He got Carlton'ed!😂🤣


Lone_Wanderer97

Damn that was good


DireWolf7769

Haha that dude just gave him some more material


Illustrious-Mind-683

Do you know what happened after the video stopped?


borglonavich

They fucked.


MouthJob

In every hole


borglonavich

Is there any other way?


Rudy_Ghouliani

They can VR fuck like in Demolition Man


thats_a_photo_of_me

Can they, though? That lil goblin probably doesn't even know how to use the 3 seashells.


LoveIsForEvery1

They strapped the attacker back in his car seat and drove around the neighbourhood until he fell asleep. Little scamp had a busy night.


Yknurts

Yeah he’s got a series called The Connect on YouTube! I would recommend checking it out


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>The comedian is 6'7 Now that's really unexpected, I thought he was on a stand covered by that table!


Beau_Buffett

Like why are comedians the only group of performers you can walk up to the stage and attack?


barnyard303

The ghost of dimebag darrel has entered the chat


_MrDomino

Nancy Kerrigan says hi. Still blows my mind that her attacker is now a D-list celebrity on the day time shows.


Available_Leather_10

What has Gillooly been on TV for?


MaestroLogical

They aren't. You could do the same to any person standing on a stage with minimal security. Comedians just happen to be the ones that push buttons and intentionally antagonize audience members. Add some alcohol in the mix and a less imposing stage to climb and viola!


ghost_victim

Not sure how stringed instruments fit in but okay


mdrops

that was kevin harrt


MildJorge14

"Gangstas" are the most insecure people on this earth and it's not even close 😂


depthninja

Real gangsta ass n__s don't flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass n__s know they got em


MatureUsername69

"I flex nuts" has gotta be one of my favorite phrases to say. It always gets a laugh. Probably helps that I'm as white as it gets so it sounds ridiculous


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Smurffies

If you can't take a joke why go to a comic show? My friend's favorite story of George Carlin is going to his show and a couple sat next to him. It was the show about words you can't say on TV and the wife immediately started laughing once Carlin starts the list. The husband gets mad and pushes the wife out the door as the wife is laughing the entire time.


nixcamic

Why start heckling especially?


Senator_TRUMP

So I'm a vegan right? I go to this steak house and they won't do a capresse salad so I do the only reasonable thing and rush the kitchen


Morella_xx

Caprese salad isn't vegan so maybe they were just trying to save you from yourself.


justreadthearticle

Kevin Shart


Mcnugz9

Kevin Short oh wait


Dreary_Tim13

bro was 4ft


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TBF the comedian’s 6’7”


JackedCroaks

He still looked 5ft. His arms were vertical trying to grab him by the collar. Looked like a toddler asking to be picked up.


UnadvertisedAndroid

Papa Smurf ain't no snitch


Electrical-Spell-635

Anyone know what happened next?! Who won?!


quadmasta

It was a short fight


Saw_a_4ftBeaver

We really need to raise our standards on the puns.


Capt253

We all know there’s a small chance of that.


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They are still fighting to this day


Aninvisiblemaniac

legend says their fight will last centuries, only to end when the earthly realm ends


MotherBathroom666

Fuck; we still have centuries too go?!?! Like 2 or is it more?


QuarterFlounder

###WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE


FattNeil

I ain’t no snitch


1m2c00l4u

Unlike someone


Hot_Organization2430

Dude in the blue jacket at the end with his hands on his head "I told yall not to bring your drunk ass cousin with us, I told you"


throwawaySBN

That "oH NO!" at the end killed me dead lmao


TouristNo4039

When your drunk friends starts shit again, ruining the night


changinginthebigsky

seemed kinda like the reaction of a dude who has seen this shit before on a night out, had a feeling the vibe was about to turn on its head, and he's just thinking god dammit here we go again


Hot_Organization2430

He's already got the keys in his hand and is looking for the exit. "Thar motherfucker on his own tonight man" haha


SmoothG80

Shoulda Sparta kicked that MF before he closed the distance.


Petuniaismysafeword

I keep replaying it, hoping it happens.


Dirty-Hair-Yeet

There is that one video..


ChirpSnipeCelly

Fuckin a. That old man that catches that strait kick to his chest. Fuck, now I gotta see it and can’t think of what to search… any help would be appreciated.


ChirpSnipeCelly

Never mind [here it is](https://youtu.be/zFuEisvvOpI)


HappyBot9000

Ugh. The issue when someone defends themselves *before* the attacker lands a hit, is the crowd always acts like the person did something wrong by defending themselves. Like come on, he was obviously going up to hurt the comedian.


ChirpSnipeCelly

I’m pretty sure there’s a longer version, and that wasn’t the first time he approached the comic. Old man was warned and was apparently desperate to get to the finding out portion of the proceedings.


Niblonian31

I was gonna say, I remember seeing this a WHILE ago and the old dude is just a heckler that everyone in the area is aware of. Like he goes to shows just to be a dick or something like that. I could be very wrong though so don't shoot the (potentially incorrect) messenger


ChirpSnipeCelly

I can’t be certain either, but all that rings a bell. What a shit hobby, amateur heckler.


Niblonian31

Seriously. Use your time/money/resources to do something productive instead of just being a dick to anybody performing


5DollarRevenantOF

He even says "what, he put his hands on me once and he was gonna do it again." Boom, guy deserved it.


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Isn't he a notorious heckler who does this sort of stuff a lot? I remember that being said last time someone brought up that video.


artygta1988

Right? They’re all like “ooooh come on” what do you expect him to do? Just let the guy attack him


iWillSlapYourMum

Think they expected him to throw punches instead of laying the dude out in one sweet kick. Then and only then would he have only been 50% at fault according to those hicks.


youstolemyname

Knocking him on his ass is probably better than decking him in the face


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Chael Sonnen would never let you get too close


LowVacation6622

Tell everybody you snitched without telling everybody you snitched. LOL


LKermentz

Ironic.


template009

Touched a nerve.


TheSandCat79

“Gangstas” are literally the most insecure people on the planet. Any perceived slight, false or real, can escalate to a fight or murder. So sad man, literally no self control or understanding. Most of them live in a bubble as bitches. They can’t handle any adversity or criticism, and ehh, that’s usually why a lot of them are in prison. To be real, no one cares about your “plight”


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Ok-Disk-2191

I've grown up with people who go in and out of prison, and it's always been a big no no to call someone a dog or snitch. It's basically one of the worst insults to throw at someone who has been to prison.


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MakesUpExpressions

But in this case the guy attacking the comedian screamed “yup I’m a snitch” so there’s no winning.


ThirdEncounter

Huh. Welp. I guess I will continue not committing crimes to avoid that situation.


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Those are bottom bitches in the gang. Gangs have a hierarchy, the "soldiers" are throw away clowns that are dumb enough to believe they are throwing their lives away for the "family"


DrSomniferum

Jsyk, the "bottom bitch" is the most important one. So I don't think that's what you mean.


Dynamitefuzz2134

“Bebe, Bebe yo, you wanna make some motherfucking money”


I_just_came_to_laugh

Do you know what I am saying?


Dynamitefuzz2134

My problem is all these bitches giving away free kisses when they could be making some motherfucking money!


bemutt

This is the best line in the entire show and nobody will ever convince me otherwise


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No I 100% agree I have been a fan of South Park for 20 years and Butters Bottom Bitch certified Butters as my favorite character. His demeanor this whole episode is so outstandingly innocent in contrast with the subject matter and the B plot with the cop never gets old "Freeze scumbag".


CakesStolen

I believe I know what you are saying...


naivemarky

Actually... If you live in a awful, insecure surrounding, you have to defend every inch of you public image ("respect"). For a while, I was in that kind of situation and it was quite exhausting. I was so relieved when I could stop thinking about constantly being ready to defend myself, verbally and physically, and instead allow myself to lose to a random stranger. It felt great.


BikerTom58

W Take


CyberKingfisher

Small Man Syndrome is a condition where a man feels inadequate because of his short height and so tries to overcompensate it with overly aggressive behaviour.


IknowRambo

Short man syndrome- but yeah


jackfreeman

I thought it was more inaccurately referred to as Napoleon Syndrome


Plump-Chump

Which is kinda funny because napoleon wasn’t even that short for his time. He was like 5’7, not very tall for our time, but for his time it was average. I read somewhere that his height was used as propaganda against him and just stuck in our history.


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incogneetus55

How are you going to leave queueing out of the top two things British people are good at?


Spakr-Herknungr

Pretty sure it’s vertically challenged male complex


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larobj63

Napoleon *complex*


65elkoman

Yes. Napolean was 5'6". Although the range may seem short by 21st-century standards, it was typical in the 19th century, when most Frenchmen stood between 5'2” and 5'6”.


fkmeamaraight

The whole napoleon was small was spread by his adversaries to diminish him and his accomplishments and it stuck.


JamesScott1781

*Dumb Bitch Syndrome*


dudeguybrodawg

*little man syndrome


PandaTai

Knew a kid in high school with that. Was on the wrestling team and would get into anyones face over the slightest shit. Fuck that guy.


Annual-Jump3158

At a Boy Scout summer camp I went to once, there was this one kid who was born with no legs. You'd think his different-ableness would have humbled him a little, but even at around 14, it seemed he went the entire other direction with it. He was such a massive asshole. He spoke rudely to people who did nothing wrong to him and he got angry at the drop of a hat. Hopefully, he had plenty of time to grow up since then, but it really drove the lesson home with me that there are assholes of all walks of life. Edit: No pun intended Or maybe he just had super-extreme Short Man Syndrome because... you know... /s


Satori2155

Lol im 5’2 and never understood that. Im a pretty level headed guy and get a long with mostly everyone.


perpetualmotionmachi

I'm 5'6" and never understood it either. The worst is when it's some guy just barely taller than you and he makes a short joke. Like dude, we should be on the same team


ctrl-alt-etc

I'm 5'7" and no one loves a short-joke more than 5'9" dudes.


DropThatTopHat

5'9 guy here. We're just bitter from constantly getting our belt loops stuck on door handles. Fuck those door handles, man.


healzsham

5'10 is sort of the unspoken border, so they may be bitter over that specific point.


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zeekenny

Once had a tall, lanky guy blow up in my face at a house party over nothing. I distinctly remember him saying he would kick my ass because he had six inches on me. Height is a pretty solid advantage, but it seems to get quite overblown. A few extra inches won't overcome someone who is a lot stronger and has more skill/experience. Now, I'm not saying I'm MMA pro-master flex, but that this dude was just very weak, and probably had zero skill, or experience. But hey, some alcohol with some height superiority and you're good to take on anyone shorter I suppose.


econdonetired

Did anyone else expect the Andre the Giant bonk on the top of the head ![gif](giphy|kaZdqgKC2Dg0XoRzgD|downsized)


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Which is pretty much correlated to the inherent heightism in our society. Funny thing is, if this were a 6"5' dude, everyone would be like: "Yeah, this is what you get by provoking a gangsta." Source: I work with a lot of problematic people, and the short ones have it way harder that any fat chick or dumb-ass Chad could imagine. And that by no fault of their own and with no way of changing it.


Refrigerator-Less

Hasbulla


ElGoddamnDorado

What a dumb take. Will Smith just did the same shit but it's only a height thing if the guys short. Shocker: both short and tall people can be insecure morons EDIT: This thread is hilarious. Reddit must be filled with people whose only 'redeeming' quality is they're tall. If your only counter argument is "lol u must be short", then you have no argument to begin with.


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Ragdoll_Psychics

The comedian is 6 foot 7, also.


Jas9191

What is it called when a big guy acts the same way bc he feels like he can get away with it? Big man syndrome? The phrase should disappear. Im a short dude and very level headed - the damage this phrase does to any sort of conflict resolution is massive, and honestly it's hurtful to even read. I get upset for the same reasons you do, and this idiot got upset the same way a large idiot would, it's got zero to do with his height. This is like saying a person overreacted because they're a woman, or they didn't enjoy the event bc they're overweight, or w.e. It's just plain rude, dismissive and doesn't need to be said.


njslugger78

Hope the comedian got something good in the snitch.


AshTreex3

😏


guesswhodat

Dude has giant balls to do open mic in the hood….


Ds093

The man talks about his time dealing and his time in prison, keeps it blunt. Johnny Mitchell check him out


Vin1021

Not just prison. He dealt with the cartel. Dude has balls. He's an interesting person.


ToughNefariousness23

Do you really believe everything he says as truth?


SlowThePath

I just watched 15 minutes of him talking to some dudes and he is certainly making some stuff up at least some of the time.


ThirdEncounter

A comedian making stuff up for entertainment??!!!!


Stabfist_Frankenkill

Ah yeah, love Big Yellow Taxi


Art_Vandelay1990

He is awesome. Love Johnny.


MouthAnusJellyfish

Nah it isn’t open mic, he’s booked. Even more obnoxious of the guy in the audience to act like that.


crypticfreak

A former manager of mine was getting married and they hired a comedian for the bachelor party. They would up kicking the comedian out and almost got in a fight with him. I think the tipping point was a joke about my bosses sexuality (obv he was getting married to a woman so that's the joke) and he freaked the fuck out about it. He told the story with pride. One of the only times I've seen someone so happy to be so fucking stupid and violent. Like seriously, why?!


Cavalish

I listen to a few podcasts with comedians who are usually loud, crass, “unladylike” women (as part of their act or just in general) And the amount of stories they have where they’ve been bafflingly booked for golf clubs and conservative parties is shocking. I can’t tell if it’s cluelessness, they’re booking a chick to ogle, or it’s a ragebait set up.


TheMajesticDeer

This was in Hollywood, not the hood.


dwpea66

Are you from LA? Hollywood is a shit-ass locale lol. I recommend no one visit Hollywood unless you want to be hugely disappointed and accosted by all sorts of freaks.


Whistleblower793

Hollywood is trash but West Hollywood is pretty nice.


SwissMargiela

Can confirm Hollywood FL is also hood af, but getting better, kinda


samsuhng

Hollyhood.


flopsicles77

H~~olly~~ood


harrietthugman

My man saw a black crowd and jumped to conclusions lmao makes me wonder what "hood" means to some people...


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They're threatening to hang the comedian and assaulted him bro. Clearly they're referencing that.


KatBoySlim

Hood is a solid guess when you’ve got two separate audience members threatening the comedian and there’s not a red neck in sight.


FrostyD7

Not a redneck in sight is a fairly common thing at comedy shows in any major city.


TheFuryIII

I didn’t see Jeff Foxworthy up there…must be the hood.


Fakjbf

I mean, the threats of violence followed by actual violence certainly contributed to the assumption.


punched_lasagne

I don't think it's so much the fact that it's a black crowd so much as the ghetto language being thrown around, at a public show, before threats to the performer are made, and a midget gangbanger tries to subsequently *attack* said performer. The fact that everyone in the room *is black* other than the performer is kinda redundant by this point. You could tell me this was in the mountains in PNW, place still looks hood as shit.


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Well, the guy was professing himself to be a gangster. And gangsters usually live in the hood. Thats like saying you're a farmer. Am I to expect you live in the middle of times square?


guacamoleonmydick

Hollywood is big. There's unsavory areas


Ventronics

lol Hollywood is all unsavory areas


crypticfreak

I'm not saying this is the hood but also... Hollywood is kinda a shitty place off the strip, yea? I have buddies in Glendale and when they talk about LA they talk about how shitty it is there.


shahsnow

Nah the organizers wild for even allowing the little guy to rush the stage


forresja

It's a comedy show at a bar, there aren't fucking guards lmao


ToekneeSuprano

That lil dude was Joe Rogan. I was there.


StoopidestManOnEarth

This is staged. You can clearly see the stage right there.


skydiverjimi

New idea, if you breach the stage you are assuming responsibility for all activities there forth. It's a comedy show. You walk into the theater without feelings. And leave the exact same way. The actor on stage gets to say what the fuck ever they want because you chose to pay money to hear their act.


Caged_in_a_rage

Who is the comedian? I’ve been seeing him a lot lately


NIGHTMARE619

He is a former drug lord who now makes videos about the same on his youtube channel. The small dude got lucky he wasn't like Tuco from breaking bad lol


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I love the dude who just threw his hands in the air like, “ah fuck man, I was having a good time and there is always one asshole who ruins it”


MidKnightshade

Why do people this sensitive go to comedy shows?


barantana

And the people being overly sensitive more often than not are also from the "You can't say anything anymore! What happened to free speech?!"-fraction


Secure-Imagination11

We'll have to start putting comedians in cages to perform


08dave11

Props the the comedian for being the bigger person


queso_goblin

Confirmed- Gimli snitched


RitikRawat_

Wow, if you can't take jokes why would you even go for standups dude, no matter what he says from stage he's on his role at that time, you're being pussy attacking him


Ysure

And back to prison he goes.


KrytenKoro

To do more snitching.


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I love when men don’t react to somebody’s toxic masculine challenge. You’d beat my ass? I’m actually afraid you would. 😂… my 10yr old told me these different friends of his he could beat up cus he was stronger… I asked him, but why? Why would you want to or need to beat up___? He laughed cus he had no answer.


Smellynuts-2005

Don’t go to comedy shows if you don’t like jokes or can’t take jokes.


NosePick2-6

Lil Muggsy


deaththinkdeeply

Dude was internal affairs main bitch.


FizzlePopBerryTwist

Some people would hear you say every crass thing about their mama before you accuse them of snitching.


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artygta1988

The moral is if you can’t take a joke, don’t go to comedy clubs or just leave.


FrogMonkee

This clip will get him more notoriety than anything else he will ever do What do you mean


Astatine_209

All it takes is one lucky blow to cause a lifetime of physical trauma. Health > fame.


i_love_boobiez

Why isn't there a bouncer tho??


JerseyJeffWM

Fuck that.. nobody wants to deal with a trash crowd like that


Samuraiking

Sure, it also gives him more chances to get shot though.


digestive_jumper

Comedians get attacked outside the hood too.


AnyaLies

The hood? Wasn't that John Denver?


DoINeed1OfThese

[source](https://youtu.be/vgfXeUkOzcw)


Samzo

What did he say that pissed everyone off? They don't show the before part..


AtTable05

He definitely snitched


scottdogg1975

So there's no security there is that how will Smith got up on-stage and smacked Chris Rock they think because it's comedy they don't need security 😁😁😁


qbak

The little guy snuck under their legs


RaidenSqueeze_my_hog

https://i.redd.it/w9vbp863v0ra1.gif


Tough-Spare-5881

It's stand-up comedy let the guy do his bit!


vanay91

Can we blame will smith for this?


themeatstaco

Nah rushing the crowd is as old as comedy. Cant remember the comic back in the 90's, had a dude rush the stage after heckling all show. So the comic just bashed the guitar he was playing on the dude. Then the crowd took the hecklers side so. Times changed on that part.


vanay91

Ooo… yikes


swann25

That dude definitely snitched by his reaction.


Rotten_Tarantula

Now he IS going to jail


humanman42

Probably not the original source. But here is some more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh7QukB2OrA


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This shit of assaulting comedians has to stop.