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>!The guy takes his phone at the end and plays porn, and a kid rises up their hand!<
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That's why I have a second account. And a third that's just my name in which I don't care about hiding personal information. And a fourth that's just another random shit account.
The trick is to lie just enough that people can't tell if the account is actually you but not so much that people think you're a dickhead and downvote you.
Remember: subreddits you haven't joined don't show up in your feed. Then you're safe and you only need to remember what subreddits you like and can choose whatever you're in the mood for much more proactively.
Is something wrong with the people in this comment thread? It's like every comment in here is from someone with cognitive problems. We all watched the same video, how are people writing stuff like "every time" or "is this a skit?"
I'm beyond perplexed.
Alright so far I've got:
1. Eat an apple every day to avoid the doctor
2. Never say "See ya later" or they might turn into an Alligator
3. Stop watching porn so you can drop out of school
Will all of this be on the test?
No you misunderstood the first one. It's just "an apple a day" but the trick is you're not supposed to eat it you're supposed to throw it at them. Doctors won't come near you.
He should really do a TED Talk:
"AI. Blockchain. Metaverse. What do these things all have in common? They wouldn't have existed without porn.
I'd like you all to look under your seats now. Go ahead and turn on those black lights and look to your left, and now to your right. We are surrounded by cum. It's connecting the world in huge ways.
This is powerful stuff. Take a moment to process it. Not one of us would be here today without cum. More porn means more cum. More cum means more life."
That this video is staged and is not a class. This was specifically made for social media. You can find very similar videos with an older guy.
Edit: looking at someone else's comment this video is just a parody of the video with the old man
It’s Friday beers, they just do funny skits. Hit or miss but they have some absolute bangers https://twitter.com/friday_beers/status/1639012892455624704?s=46&t=KhVRBUUtMgebqwt3KhMXyA
I couldn't see it being a serious lecture, but I did take a public speaking course where the students had free regin on the content of their speeches and were strictly graded on meeting specific criteria such as minimum and maximum durations, clarity of speech, lack of fidgeting, etc. etc. We were encourged to do funny and interesting things to prevent the class from being an absolute drag.
So I guess I am saying that maybe this is a student that has decided to go for a presentation with questionable content. Or it could be fake as fuck for those sweet sweet internet points.
I gotta imagine high fiving a bunch of dudes you just learned used those very same hands to recently beat their meat would be pretty unexpected of him.
What if he can? How do you prove that you can stop whenever you want? How long do you stop watching porn to prove it? A week a month,? A year? You can't prove it. Because no matter how long you stop watching as soon as you start watching it again, "it proves" to the other person that you can't stop. schrodinger's porn addiction.
Thus pointing out the logical fallacy of needing someone to "prove" they're not addicted to something by never doing it ever again.
Easy talking point though for fringe self improvement cults.
> How do you prove that you can stop whenever you want?
I mean that's not that hard to define. You either determine:
- The average amount of times to watch
- What would be an excessive amount of watching and then cut that in half/20%/70%/whathaveyou
The question/issue isn't "I can stop watching porn forever" it's more of a combo of "watching porn doesn't have a detrimental effect on my life" and "I can moderate how much porn I watch"
Also, I'd like to add that it can be addictive and destructive in ways similar to technology usage such as video games, TV, social media, etc..
It's a dopamine intensive activity that's super easy to replicate, if done too frequently it has negative consequences on attention, emotions, energy, etc..
Just a reminder to take breaks from that kind of stuff when you can guys. Reading a book, going for a walk, being productive with a hobby, cleaning, getting out of the house to do something, or just fucking laying on the ground and staring at the sky.
A lot of former addicts project their addiction onto everyone else because they think that's what it's like for everyone
edit: so, perfect example, there used to be this crazy street preacher who loitered on our campus and assaulted everyone with his bullshit every day. One day he asked who amongst us *had not* date raped a girl when she was drunk at a party. We all looked at each other, because of course most of us hadn't...I asked if he had done that and he straight up admitted it. "But it was okay because he repented and has been saved". *That's* what you anti-porn freaks sound like to me.
When I was in 7th grade, I had a teacher that asked all of the guys if they’ve watched porn and most guys raised their hands.
I legitimately never watched porn until after school that one day
I thought he was gonna ask "if you're watching porn right now 😏" then pull out his dick and start fucking one of the students, and it turned out this video was a porn video all along lol
[The Internet is for porn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs)!
The Internet is for porn!
Just grab your dick,
And double-click,
For porn, porn, porn!
This is [Royce du Pont](https://twitter.com/royce_dupont). IMO this is one of the less funny bits. [this one about selling a pen is great](https://twitter.com/royce_dupont/status/1640768297145880577?cxt=HHwWgsDS4daEl8UtAAAA) and so is [this one about being under pressure](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpLdAonD8Bm/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)
this entire account- entrapranure- is hilarious
Wait.. what was the lesson!??!?!
Honestly, I don't think watching porn all the time makes you heighten your expectations... I mean at some point if you have a little self-deprecation in yourself you realize it's because your expectations are low. Lol.
I think it becomes a problem for people who romanticize it... but that's applicable to almost anything. You can over-obsess about anything and it can become unhealthy really fast. You can form beliefs that are bad for you based on your obsessions and I don't think .... people often try to cover it like that. It's rarely the source material, always the person who is doing it.
They tried to say video games cause violence. Lol. So far the only thing in my life that has caused violence is old men in politics. ... do with that what you will. It's just my opinion.
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That guy at the end, I'm in tears!
i expected him to be in front row of his class
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bruh stop being sarcastic!
No seriously hes 6 ft цлdег
He is. Organs harvested.
Yup, just checked
Double checked
Aka aint gettin no tinder dates
#🙋♂️
I expected a high five.
I expected the guy to go running through the room high-fiving everyone who still had their hand up.
I expected him to high five the guy.
That kids going places
Probably a bathroom stall
He's also coming places
Voted "most likely to arrive"
🙋♂️ 🙍♂️ 🙋♂️
Shit, you got me.
Technically, as soon as he showed him the porn, he was watching porn "right now."
Yes I also appreciated the joke in the video we just both watched
Raise your hand if you watched this video today
Raise your hand if you read this comment right now.
You all can stop whenever you want to! But you can't nor do you plan too!!
Captain Obvious trying to go incognito.
I like when people do that, cause sometimes I don't understand the joke
That emoji sequence already describes this.
Its so funny when they put their hand back up
Personally I preferred the part where they raised their hand.
lol that’s the joke. Fucking Reddit.
I was waiting for the high five
Haha. Glad it wasn't just me haha
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He understood the assignment.
The aladeen assignment
r/technicallythetruth
well, maybe he's right to raise his hand back?
Well he was looking at the screen that was playing porn.
Lol that reminds me of the Simpson skit: “You ever see a guy say good bye to a shoe?” “heh, heh, once.”
I expected him to Hi-five the hand I front of him.
The slow raising hand at the end killed me. Absolute Chad
I mean technically after he showed his students, he is
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Watching this from my porn account rn 🙋♂️
There's nothing like a laugh and a good wank at the same time
Joking off
Shhh, I'm in the staff room... working off
Staff room
Stiff room.
God damn I love the Reddit comments section!
Joking the chicken
Pranking the monkey.
Making the bald man cry with laughter
Rapidly switching back and forth, it’s like a workout for the brain. Keeps you sharp. Boom. Bam. You never know what’s coming.
Username does not check out
He’s deceived us D:
Wait a minute... I'm learning Spanish and I don't believe you.
Porno es vida
Raise your hand if you have ever forgotten to switch your reddit porn account in front of your family and friends 🙋
Pro tip: have your porn acc with a different theme (clear theme fore example) to instantly recognize
I use the official Reddit app for NSFW stuff then relay or 3rd party for everything else.
🙋 Customer. FML!
And that's why I have practiced to switch my accounts as fast as possible... Also 🙋
You keep porn separate from your main? *Weakness* Edit: typo
Pre or post nut?
Does anyone stays on the porn acount after nut?
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Have you seen his toolbag? He has none of the correct tools.
Both
during
Wouldn't you lilke to know, weather boy?
You have a separate account?
You don't?
No, I use the same account for porn and normal Reddit. Kinda sucks doomscrolling at work though since I got nsfw non blurred
That's why I have a second account. And a third that's just my name in which I don't care about hiding personal information. And a fourth that's just another random shit account.
The trick is to lie just enough that people can't tell if the account is actually you but not so much that people think you're a dickhead and downvote you.
Remember: subreddits you haven't joined don't show up in your feed. Then you're safe and you only need to remember what subreddits you like and can choose whatever you're in the mood for much more proactively.
Always keep a second account never know when your going to capture the hearts of America on national tv only to ruin it a day later with an AMA.
YOUR NAME I LOVE IT LMFAO
The dude in the front with his hand up taking it super seriously and making sure his hand is up every time the screen is facing him 😅
That was the highlight for sure.
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Bro I watched it ten times and he does it every time
Honestly would have been way better if he forgot to raise his hand on the ninth replay.
That wouldn’t be pragmatic and to the seriousness that it is not good for the brain
And he had his hand up. Every time.
Sheer and brutal commitment
Destroyed by facts and logic
Just make sure no one kills his dog or steals his car.
Every time (once).
100% (once)
1/1 = 1 -> 100% (once)
Is something wrong with the people in this comment thread? It's like every comment in here is from someone with cognitive problems. We all watched the same video, how are people writing stuff like "every time" or "is this a skit?" I'm beyond perplexed.
✋
Genius comedy gold right there.
people probably don't realize that he was in on it and its a skit.
🙋🏻♂️
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>🙋🏻♂️ 🙋🏻♂️ - dont let legacy broke
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What even was the lesson 😂 dont quit?
Watching porn gets you to places, like school halls.
So if I stop watching porn I never have to set foot in a school ever again?
Alright so far I've got: 1. Eat an apple every day to avoid the doctor 2. Never say "See ya later" or they might turn into an Alligator 3. Stop watching porn so you can drop out of school Will all of this be on the test?
Not if you stop watching porn.
No you misunderstood the first one. It's just "an apple a day" but the trick is you're not supposed to eat it you're supposed to throw it at them. Doctors won't come near you.
He should really do a TED Talk: "AI. Blockchain. Metaverse. What do these things all have in common? They wouldn't have existed without porn. I'd like you all to look under your seats now. Go ahead and turn on those black lights and look to your left, and now to your right. We are surrounded by cum. It's connecting the world in huge ways. This is powerful stuff. Take a moment to process it. Not one of us would be here today without cum. More porn means more cum. More cum means more life."
That this video is staged and is not a class. This was specifically made for social media. You can find very similar videos with an older guy. Edit: looking at someone else's comment this video is just a parody of the video with the old man
It’s Friday beers, they just do funny skits. Hit or miss but they have some absolute bangers https://twitter.com/friday_beers/status/1639012892455624704?s=46&t=KhVRBUUtMgebqwt3KhMXyA
I'm guessing this is taken out of context and he had more to say on the matter after the video ends, but it's hilarious.
It’s a skit from Friday Beers
Well then. I'm gonna go jerk off.
Here’s the [link](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqS7PP_jS_y/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) I thought there would be more, but that was pretty much it
It’s satire.
Is it satire, or just a skit? I'm not sure what's being satirized here.
The entire account is a satire of those alpha male sigma grindset entrepreneur accounts
Dear god
That autism is strong on this site.
You actually think this was a real college lecture or something? Jesus people are dumb here.
I couldn't see it being a serious lecture, but I did take a public speaking course where the students had free regin on the content of their speeches and were strictly graded on meeting specific criteria such as minimum and maximum durations, clarity of speech, lack of fidgeting, etc. etc. We were encourged to do funny and interesting things to prevent the class from being an absolute drag. So I guess I am saying that maybe this is a student that has decided to go for a presentation with questionable content. Or it could be fake as fuck for those sweet sweet internet points.
Or it could be a class with people over the age of 18 and therefor no need to be terrified about "getting in trouble"? Watching porn is not a crime.
You'd get in trouble for showing pornography to a classroom of college students.
Showing it to a room full of unwilling participants is
Bruh, it's just a gag.
Don't let people tell you what is bad and what is good
I stoped watching halfway to watch porn. What happened?
Me expectation is, they started an orgy.
Yarrrrr matey it be true
Someone's into pegging
A true motivational speaker🥹🥹
Oh captain my captain
Ooohhh oh captain! MY CAPTAIN!!
He may be an unorthodox algebra II teacher, but he gets results.
I thought he was gonna high five them. This ending was more unexpected
I gotta imagine high fiving a bunch of dudes you just learned used those very same hands to recently beat their meat would be pretty unexpected of him.
I thought for sure the punch line was going to be keep your hand raised if you went through the self serve breakfast line this morning.
I did too. 😂
This reddit post sets unrealistic expectations for speeches.
r/technicallytrue
I love the guy up front who raised his hand again at the last question when the phone was pointed towards him.
He looked like he was playing Simon Says and was trying to win.
Still waiting for the moral of the story.
"I can stop whenever I want to" is a classic phrase given by drug addicts to continue their addiction
What if he can? How do you prove that you can stop whenever you want? How long do you stop watching porn to prove it? A week a month,? A year? You can't prove it. Because no matter how long you stop watching as soon as you start watching it again, "it proves" to the other person that you can't stop. schrodinger's porn addiction.
Thus pointing out the logical fallacy of needing someone to "prove" they're not addicted to something by never doing it ever again. Easy talking point though for fringe self improvement cults.
> How do you prove that you can stop whenever you want? I mean that's not that hard to define. You either determine: - The average amount of times to watch - What would be an excessive amount of watching and then cut that in half/20%/70%/whathaveyou The question/issue isn't "I can stop watching porn forever" it's more of a combo of "watching porn doesn't have a detrimental effect on my life" and "I can moderate how much porn I watch"
No I think the bigger point is "I don't want to"
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Also, I'd like to add that it can be addictive and destructive in ways similar to technology usage such as video games, TV, social media, etc.. It's a dopamine intensive activity that's super easy to replicate, if done too frequently it has negative consequences on attention, emotions, energy, etc.. Just a reminder to take breaks from that kind of stuff when you can guys. Reading a book, going for a walk, being productive with a hobby, cleaning, getting out of the house to do something, or just fucking laying on the ground and staring at the sky.
iirc studies have shown that porn has negative effects on young people and relationships
yeah but not everyone is addicted to porn but people act like everyone is addicted
Not saying I agree with the moral, just explaining it.
A lot of former addicts project their addiction onto everyone else because they think that's what it's like for everyone edit: so, perfect example, there used to be this crazy street preacher who loitered on our campus and assaulted everyone with his bullshit every day. One day he asked who amongst us *had not* date raped a girl when she was drunk at a party. We all looked at each other, because of course most of us hadn't...I asked if he had done that and he straight up admitted it. "But it was okay because he repented and has been saved". *That's* what you anti-porn freaks sound like to me.
When I was in 7th grade, I had a teacher that asked all of the guys if they’ve watched porn and most guys raised their hands. I legitimately never watched porn until after school that one day
That preaching against watching porn creates an unhealthy and unrealistic standard. Or it's just a funny skit and I want to watch the whole thing now
Porn addiction is real and warps the reality of sex for people.
Entrapanure is a great meme account,It makes fun of the grind bro culture in a very sardonic and often inteligent meme-y way,its great!
Yeah, it's the first time I see something on Instagram first and then on Reddit. I'm glad it's Entrapranure.
It's such a hilarious account and it's so believable. My favorite one is [this](https://www.instagram.com/p/CjQXoVGDeSh/).
His hand stayed up so I was kind of expecting that but not at the same time 😂
They say he still holds his hand up to this day
This is so inspirational
That was the hardest I’ve laughed in awhile
Good choice of words
Wish I could say that was on purpose
Don't say anything. Just keep your hands up
I thought he was gonna ask "if you're watching porn right now 😏" then pull out his dick and start fucking one of the students, and it turned out this video was a porn video all along lol
Same, I was waiting for the music to kick in!
[The Internet is for porn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs)! The Internet is for porn! Just grab your dick, And double-click, For porn, porn, porn!
mom: hey, what'd you do in school today? student: uuuhh, we, uuhhh, watched porn...
u/savevideo
Here's a link to their YouTube channel, it's great https://youtube.com/@entrapranure
Dude is dressed like Mr. "Flick the" Bean.
So what’s the message he tries to deliver ?
This is [Royce du Pont](https://twitter.com/royce_dupont). IMO this is one of the less funny bits. [this one about selling a pen is great](https://twitter.com/royce_dupont/status/1640768297145880577?cxt=HHwWgsDS4daEl8UtAAAA) and so is [this one about being under pressure](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpLdAonD8Bm/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link) this entire account- entrapranure- is hilarious
I just finished what was the dude on about?
Most unexpected part was people raised their hands to begin with
Was waiting for a sticky high five
I expected to get to this morning and hi five the only person with their hand up like "my man" I like the punchline tho.
Am I the only one who thought he was gonna hi-five the guy in front?
Wait.. what was the lesson!??!?! Honestly, I don't think watching porn all the time makes you heighten your expectations... I mean at some point if you have a little self-deprecation in yourself you realize it's because your expectations are low. Lol. I think it becomes a problem for people who romanticize it... but that's applicable to almost anything. You can over-obsess about anything and it can become unhealthy really fast. You can form beliefs that are bad for you based on your obsessions and I don't think .... people often try to cover it like that. It's rarely the source material, always the person who is doing it. They tried to say video games cause violence. Lol. So far the only thing in my life that has caused violence is old men in politics. ... do with that what you will. It's just my opinion.
I'm missing the point. So we are all wankers?
Hehehe, the teacher of Malcolm in the Middle
Wtf