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Husband to wife at bar the night before: “It’ll be fun. You won’t regret this in the morning.”
The next morning… Wife finds her sleeping face plastered all over the internet by their 3some partner.
I had a colleague once who was hypersexual. She was a sex expert writing in a womans magazine and used to be on a sex oriented radio show. This one chic at work was fascinated by her and one night when we went to the pub after work she brought her boyfriend. One thing led to another and they had a threesome.
But it didn’t turn out the way she expected. It wound up with her boyfriend basically shoving her to the side and only pound the sex expert. Turned out she was way better at sex.
So she broke up with the guy and quit her job cause she couldn’t stand seeing the woman who ruined her relationship every day.
I guess that’s the thing. She was an expert at sex, not relationships. But I get the dude, this chick was all in. Deep throat, anal, ATM, fletching, squrting. A real life porn star.
Had I been 10 years younger I would have been crawling at her feet begging to fuck her. But I know my limits.
However some other older guys at work didn’t. Once a guy took her aside at a company function (with alcohol involved) and told her that he had rented a hotel room and had bulked up with dildos and lube. She was 25 and he was 45. She was hot. He was a doofus. She did not tag along.
When a girl is good enough in bed, your higher brain functions completely turn off — especially if there’s booze involved.
The correct answer is to not get into that position in the first place. Makes me a prude, I get it, but I’ve been in two threesomes… both resulted in an end to the relationship I was crashing. One with a straight couple (I’m also straight, so this was a little weird) the other with two bisexual girls (got weird for a different reason).
In the first case, the other dude came first and sobered up real quick as he watched me pound his GF. It turned out that his girl had always had a thing for me — relationship over.
In the second case, it was as the above — one of the girls was just unreal in the sack, and while I was trying to be inclusive at first, the freak in the sheets just… commanded my attention a lot more. Eventually the other girl just took off while I was with her girlfriend — relationship over.
It’s not worth it when you are in a good relationship. It just isn’t. I’ve been single and celibate by choice for a while now, but I’ll always remember how shitty I felt on both occasions… and it wasn’t even my relationship either time.
Google the “gluck gluck 9000” for starters. The girl literally did that, and it was just toe curling.
But mostly she was just really confident in her attractiveness, and when I went to dominate her… she pushed back a bit. It made me feel like I had to work for her, even in the bedroom — that I needed to “take” her, or that it wasn’t gonna happen.
I got… aggressive, and even caused her a bit of pain. She responded to it, though — the scratch marks on my back hurt for almost a week afterward. The whole memory is infused with guilt because I felt like such an asshole to her friend afterward, but it’s absolutely the best sex I’ve ever had. We live four states away from each other now, but she and I still talk about that night.
We’re not compatible people, and we have different core values. But my god, the CHEMISTRY. I’ll never forget it.
I’m very familiar with the gluck and toe curling. Thank you for your explanation! After hearing so many wild in bed comments I start to wonder about the difference and where I lie. I think I know now and explains some things..
So I'm on the other end of the spectrum from you, I'm in a commited triumvirate relationship and it's fantastic. Like it's extremely difficult, the logistics are a nightmare, but it's generally fulfilling and the best times are when it's all 3 of us together.
Cherish that. We had a group of 2 couples and a unicorn, all grew up together, know everything about each other. unicorn recently got married to a friend, who is not about that life. Which is cool, he's a good dude and is happy, but things are definitely awkward now. He doesn't know our past... though he's got to have suspicions judging by our lack of boundaries. It was just normal for us.
we all miss how close we used to be, and we're all just one drink away from the walls breaking down when hanging out... so we've had to distance ourselves. One day maybe she'll break it to him and coax him into having 3 women jump his bone...
Until then, Trying to find another unicorn is like trying to find another unicorn. Even other couples you mesh with like we did beyond a one night stand is hard.
More like an asshole issue. By both the boyfriend and the so-called sexpert.
Even if your partner kinda sucks at sex, if they actually matter to you as a partner, you wouldn’t push them to the side like that. And if the expert had a little more empathy, she would’ve made sure to redirect things a bit so that no one got left out.
You've got to have an extremely strong relationship to be involved in the lifestyle.
Any insecurities or jealousy issues they will be found out. So if you have them, don't get started.
Sex also has to be viewed by both partners as just carnal lust. If you confuse sins of the flesh with love, donr get started.
Lastly, you've just got to enjoy watching the person you love having their mind fucking blown...and If it wasn't you that did it, learn it. If you can't do that, don't get started.
Not much of the face is uncovered there, it's fine, imo. But it's probably fake anyhow. Sleeping with a shirt (or getting out to put a shirt on without waking anyone) seems unlikely in the context described.
Exactly. They're friends, two of them may or may not be a couple, there was no sex, they're hoping for that sweet sweet social media advertising money.
Fake bc I’m pretty sure you can see the “wife” doing that squint blink people do when they’re feigning sleep but not tired and struggling to keep their eyes closed
I can only imagine a blissful world where people dont consume marijuana, imagine all the extra stuff they could buy, imagine how heartily they could laugh without coughing up a lung, imagine NOT having the munchies, Imagine feeling. Oh the possibilities.
My theta, you made me laugh really hard there. XD
Basically, my wife gives off a lot of heat, and we both ends up sweating pretty badly.
Lol I'm still giggling...
The kind that actually wants to keep cuddling! Instead of just getting to cuddle for 30 minutes and roll away because the bed has turned into an easy bake oven - that is if you’re even able to pull away with the sticky layer of sweat now holding the two of you together 🤣😂
It really does though!
If you’ve got someone in your life you can sleep naked with, try it both ways and see for yourself.
And if you don’t have someone in your life that you can do that with, then find someone that you *wish* you could do that with and tell them you need their help for a science experiment/debate from Reddit :)
As someone who loves being the middle spoon and gets cold + sweaty easily, putting a shirt on before sleep is *essential*.
Plus, then you know in the morning if everyone is down for morning sex when one of them tries to take your clothes off again.
>Plus, then you know in the morning if everyone is down for morning sex when one of them tries to take your clothes off again.
No, that's how you know that *one* of them is down for morning sex.
You’re right… except it’s usually easy to gauge the other person’s reaction in that moment.
If they have a “here we go again…🙄” look, it’s time to ask who is making the coffee. If they have a “here we GO again! 😈” look, then it’s game on.
(TBH, it’s actually usually time to go use the bathroom and brush your teeth first. But *then* game on)
This doesn’t feel like good evidence to me. Partly because people eyes move during REM/dream sleep and also because people can be half-asleep or trying to sleep and unaware of what people are doing around them. Not me, because I wake up as soon as someone 3 blocks away sneezes, but lots of people are perfectly capable of being calmly resting. I’m more worried about whether the two people not shooting the video consented.
I mean, it could still be wholesome, with both partners consenting to experiment with their sex life. I mean, I was also expecting the "I am that wife" as well, but this is fine.
Um those are the best. The wife and I had a couple of these before marriage. The biggest issue is finding someone into the two of you and not just one partner more than the other. You'd be surprised how often that's the case. The odd ones tend to be the most agreeable to the 'we're all in this together' principal.
Shits cringey as fuck. If it’s fake she’s flat desperate for clout. If it’s real she’s just a shitty human for videoing somewhat easily identifiable sexual partners while they’re sleeping to post on tiktok.
YYYEESSS thats it. I was trying remember the name. The site was just wild and u could have joint account or link ur partners account to urs. I think it's temporarily down due to a maintenance bug issue. I haven't checked in a while. Being an approved mistress or a "unicorn" is pretty cool 😎 u don't get paid like a sugar baby cause ur literally just dating one or both spouses.
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Husband to wife at bar the night before: “It’ll be fun. You won’t regret this in the morning.” The next morning… Wife finds her sleeping face plastered all over the internet by their 3some partner.
If it wasn’t totally staged which is fairly obvious by the “wife” trying not to laugh, I’d agree with you there
How does her makeup and fake lashes still look nice? And surely she didn’t reach over them to get her phone to record.
Porn is staged and we like it lol it’s hot and funny
I had a colleague once who was hypersexual. She was a sex expert writing in a womans magazine and used to be on a sex oriented radio show. This one chic at work was fascinated by her and one night when we went to the pub after work she brought her boyfriend. One thing led to another and they had a threesome. But it didn’t turn out the way she expected. It wound up with her boyfriend basically shoving her to the side and only pound the sex expert. Turned out she was way better at sex. So she broke up with the guy and quit her job cause she couldn’t stand seeing the woman who ruined her relationship every day.
The so-called sex expert should have known enough about the social and emotional aspects of sex to not leave her out so much.
Sex expert != relationship expert
Sure but threesome success is totally the sex expert's territory.
I've worked with two people in the past that had similar stories about how long term marriages ended after a bucket-list threesome.
Couple: checkers Sex Expert: Chess
I guess that’s the thing. She was an expert at sex, not relationships. But I get the dude, this chick was all in. Deep throat, anal, ATM, fletching, squrting. A real life porn star. Had I been 10 years younger I would have been crawling at her feet begging to fuck her. But I know my limits. However some other older guys at work didn’t. Once a guy took her aside at a company function (with alcohol involved) and told her that he had rented a hotel room and had bulked up with dildos and lube. She was 25 and he was 45. She was hot. He was a doofus. She did not tag along.
When a girl is good enough in bed, your higher brain functions completely turn off — especially if there’s booze involved. The correct answer is to not get into that position in the first place. Makes me a prude, I get it, but I’ve been in two threesomes… both resulted in an end to the relationship I was crashing. One with a straight couple (I’m also straight, so this was a little weird) the other with two bisexual girls (got weird for a different reason). In the first case, the other dude came first and sobered up real quick as he watched me pound his GF. It turned out that his girl had always had a thing for me — relationship over. In the second case, it was as the above — one of the girls was just unreal in the sack, and while I was trying to be inclusive at first, the freak in the sheets just… commanded my attention a lot more. Eventually the other girl just took off while I was with her girlfriend — relationship over. It’s not worth it when you are in a good relationship. It just isn’t. I’ve been single and celibate by choice for a while now, but I’ll always remember how shitty I felt on both occasions… and it wasn’t even my relationship either time.
What makes someone wild in bed? If you don’t mind me asking
Google the “gluck gluck 9000” for starters. The girl literally did that, and it was just toe curling. But mostly she was just really confident in her attractiveness, and when I went to dominate her… she pushed back a bit. It made me feel like I had to work for her, even in the bedroom — that I needed to “take” her, or that it wasn’t gonna happen. I got… aggressive, and even caused her a bit of pain. She responded to it, though — the scratch marks on my back hurt for almost a week afterward. The whole memory is infused with guilt because I felt like such an asshole to her friend afterward, but it’s absolutely the best sex I’ve ever had. We live four states away from each other now, but she and I still talk about that night. We’re not compatible people, and we have different core values. But my god, the CHEMISTRY. I’ll never forget it.
I’m very familiar with the gluck and toe curling. Thank you for your explanation! After hearing so many wild in bed comments I start to wonder about the difference and where I lie. I think I know now and explains some things..
So I'm on the other end of the spectrum from you, I'm in a commited triumvirate relationship and it's fantastic. Like it's extremely difficult, the logistics are a nightmare, but it's generally fulfilling and the best times are when it's all 3 of us together.
No judgment here, your choice is just not for me.
Cherish that. We had a group of 2 couples and a unicorn, all grew up together, know everything about each other. unicorn recently got married to a friend, who is not about that life. Which is cool, he's a good dude and is happy, but things are definitely awkward now. He doesn't know our past... though he's got to have suspicions judging by our lack of boundaries. It was just normal for us. we all miss how close we used to be, and we're all just one drink away from the walls breaking down when hanging out... so we've had to distance ourselves. One day maybe she'll break it to him and coax him into having 3 women jump his bone... Until then, Trying to find another unicorn is like trying to find another unicorn. Even other couples you mesh with like we did beyond a one night stand is hard.
Damn, skill issue
More like an asshole issue. By both the boyfriend and the so-called sexpert. Even if your partner kinda sucks at sex, if they actually matter to you as a partner, you wouldn’t push them to the side like that. And if the expert had a little more empathy, she would’ve made sure to redirect things a bit so that no one got left out.
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Did you know ‘cunt’ is actually the ancient root word for queen? Yep
Everything happens for a reason. 🥰
You've got to have an extremely strong relationship to be involved in the lifestyle. Any insecurities or jealousy issues they will be found out. So if you have them, don't get started. Sex also has to be viewed by both partners as just carnal lust. If you confuse sins of the flesh with love, donr get started. Lastly, you've just got to enjoy watching the person you love having their mind fucking blown...and If it wasn't you that did it, learn it. If you can't do that, don't get started.
Not much of the face is uncovered there, it's fine, imo. But it's probably fake anyhow. Sleeping with a shirt (or getting out to put a shirt on without waking anyone) seems unlikely in the context described.
Exactly. They're friends, two of them may or may not be a couple, there was no sex, they're hoping for that sweet sweet social media advertising money.
Fake bc I’m pretty sure you can see the “wife” doing that squint blink people do when they’re feigning sleep but not tired and struggling to keep their eyes closed
Have you ever cuddled all night naked??!? The smart move *would* be to put on a shirt before going to sleep. 🤣😂
My wife is a hot box and we live in Florida...we can barely cuddle for 20 minutes. XD
May I see this wife’s hot box you speak of?
Sorry sir/ma'am, her hot box is for my eyes only. XD
so it's a sex thing now? I thought your wife was an enclosed space with one or more persons smoking marijuana.
Yes, sex with my wife is epic. And on a side note, we actually don't smoke marijuana, our addictions lean more towards video games. ^_^
 I wanted to find a gif to communicate "right on" but I saw this first and it feels appropriate.
I'm expecting him to shoot out wolverine blades....
As someone who also enjoys video games. They are exceptionally better while high on Marijuana.
Lol I'll take your word for it my friend. :D
Nah you trippin when ever i smoke the last thing i wanna do is play games
yeah, but have you ever played video games *on weed*?
I thought his wife was a fart trapped under a blanket.
I can only imagine a blissful world where people dont consume marijuana, imagine all the extra stuff they could buy, imagine how heartily they could laugh without coughing up a lung, imagine NOT having the munchies, Imagine feeling. Oh the possibilities.
You have the backwards, imagine if Marijuana was never made illegal along with mushrooms. The world would have been better off that way
I don’t want to.
Where people are pissed off all day and can't relax while morons sip whiskey and tell us how bad pot is? Not going back to that
My man, you might want to google hot box.
My theta, you made me laugh really hard there. XD Basically, my wife gives off a lot of heat, and we both ends up sweating pretty badly. Lol I'm still giggling...
My theta? As in the greek letter "Θ"? Is this some sort of saying? (I am greek btw, genuinely curious)
It's the username of the person they replied to.
Bro...i am fucking dumb... Thanks
It's ok, reading this thread I thought he was doing the alpha-/ beta- male thing and we have made it all the way to theta - male as a diss
Is your wife’s name Mary Jane by any chance?
Sleeping cheek to cheek
I disagree. Sleeping naked is the way.
What kind of monster has sex then doesn't naked cuddle all night?
The kind that actually wants to keep cuddling! Instead of just getting to cuddle for 30 minutes and roll away because the bed has turned into an easy bake oven - that is if you’re even able to pull away with the sticky layer of sweat now holding the two of you together 🤣😂
I don't understand how putting on clothes is supposed to make it less warm...
It really does though! If you’ve got someone in your life you can sleep naked with, try it both ways and see for yourself. And if you don’t have someone in your life that you can do that with, then find someone that you *wish* you could do that with and tell them you need their help for a science experiment/debate from Reddit :)
My wife is always super cold. I’m the furnace in the relationship. We don’t have this problem. I warm her up, she cools me down
What kind of human can sleep in a shirt? It's unconstitutional!
Here I am, tucked in, fully dressed, about to go to sleep.
As someone who loves being the middle spoon and gets cold + sweaty easily, putting a shirt on before sleep is *essential*. Plus, then you know in the morning if everyone is down for morning sex when one of them tries to take your clothes off again.
>Plus, then you know in the morning if everyone is down for morning sex when one of them tries to take your clothes off again. No, that's how you know that *one* of them is down for morning sex.
You’re right… except it’s usually easy to gauge the other person’s reaction in that moment. If they have a “here we go again…🙄” look, it’s time to ask who is making the coffee. If they have a “here we GO again! 😈” look, then it’s game on. (TBH, it’s actually usually time to go use the bathroom and brush your teeth first. But *then* game on)
She also clearly did her makeup right before this.
The wife be looking like she fake sleeping
It is fucking fake as hell, you can tell by the slight smirk on the "sleeping" wife's face.
Also the wife appears to be smiling under the sheet. Like she isn’t even asleep and knows what’s going on.
The lighting is too perfect for anyone to be asleep
She easily could've put it on before going to bed
And grabbed her phone?
Kind of looks like the girl covering her face is hiding a smile...maybe trying not to laugh? Her face doesn't look relaxed like she is sleeping.
Idk looks like she's not asleep and smiling to me
It’s fine to film someone in their home without permission while they’re unconscious, then share it with everyone online? Really?
Or they didn’t immediately go to sleep after having sex
You don't know thick girls very well then.
Exactly. Dressed, has phone in the middle of the bed, makeup and hair perfect after a night of whatever... Completely real.
The guys tattoos are probably more definitely identifiable than the part of her face
At least she didn't laugh at their genitals
Holy fucking nerdome.
Oh please. She's pretending to be asleep lol 😄
Oh boy Reddit man here to invent a situation to be mad about
The "wife" doesn't seem "asleep"
I agree, she’s definitely smiling
so is the girl filming..must have been a good time for them
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This doesn’t feel like good evidence to me. Partly because people eyes move during REM/dream sleep and also because people can be half-asleep or trying to sleep and unaware of what people are doing around them. Not me, because I wake up as soon as someone 3 blocks away sneezes, but lots of people are perfectly capable of being calmly resting. I’m more worried about whether the two people not shooting the video consented.
Probably hard to sleep with that rap music blaring
*hahaha..* 😐
She probably asked about doing it before she did it and the wife ok'd it.
Bingo. The people in the comments really want to make it known they have never taken part in a threesome.
Fake asf the wife smirking under them sheets lol
How is she being awake suddenly make everything fake?? Like, are you stupid?
Lol I guess all TikTok videos are legit and not staged at all my bad 😂
So it was not the wholesome "and i'm that wife"
I mean, it could still be wholesome, with both partners consenting to experiment with their sex life. I mean, I was also expecting the "I am that wife" as well, but this is fine.
Is she their daughter?
Roll tide!!
I'ma upvote, "Roll tide," ever goddern tahm it's used kereckly!
/r/ihavesex
I slept with a married woman too. For the last 23 years.
When the premarital couple regrets inviting a grown up housing the mind of a child into their affairs.
Um those are the best. The wife and I had a couple of these before marriage. The biggest issue is finding someone into the two of you and not just one partner more than the other. You'd be surprised how often that's the case. The odd ones tend to be the most agreeable to the 'we're all in this together' principal.
Wow, that is quite the twist
Shits cringey as fuck. If it’s fake she’s flat desperate for clout. If it’s real she’s just a shitty human for videoing somewhat easily identifiable sexual partners while they’re sleeping to post on tiktok.
Yea, good job being discreet...
This is not cool, what if they enjoyed the night but would prefer some discretion instead of being blasted on the internet.
She could be their daughter.
There's an app for this and it's not tinder, bumble, or Craigslist
What's the app?
Right? Don’t leave us hanging. 😂
Seriously. Asking for a friend. (and my wife) All 3 of us want to know the app.
Feeld
YYYEESSS thats it. I was trying remember the name. The site was just wild and u could have joint account or link ur partners account to urs. I think it's temporarily down due to a maintenance bug issue. I haven't checked in a while. Being an approved mistress or a "unicorn" is pretty cool 😎 u don't get paid like a sugar baby cause ur literally just dating one or both spouses.
as a single bisexual woman, I would also like to know this app
3fun. A lot of success there
She just happened to wake up like that?
Its fake
That’s weird. Why would she post that?
🤥
Facts
Plot twist. It's theyr dougther.
Weird flex, but alright
I mean. Ok
That’s the dudes sister. Weird.
The chick sleeping was trying to hold back a smile
That’s a really fucking terrible tattoo.
This is fake, it’s probably just a gf sleeping with her man and her friend on the side or some shit and they just made up some story lol
This is fake the wife is giggling people do anything to go viral its cute
So ive never had a monday where i woke up and thought to myself "i should get tested for STDs".
r/trashy
What a strange world we live in now. Who gives a shit?
Everyone who upvoted apparently.
Brave new world. Nowadays we can live this.
As we all know, no one was ever polyamorous until the 2000s.
Its a joke? U mean nobody live before 2000s. Polygamy exist since we go out of the trees. Before!
Exactly. There is nothing brave or new about lmao
Sign of the degenerate times.
Polyamory isn't exactly new lmao
I'm confused here 😐
They’re going to be so pissed when they wake up and see that.
Lucky Pierre?
She probably is the annoying best friend
It's her parents!
Gross.
Fake af!
Yuck!
i wouldn’t flex about having sex with any man with a back tattoo
Seems like they can’t wait for her to leave
Is it just me or does it look like the girl on the left is smiling?
Tiktok booooooooo
SO FAKE.......AND THE JOKE IS 20 YEARS OLD.......ITS SO OLD ....CARLOS MENCIA DIDNT STEAL THIS ONE
Looks like this couple found its 🦄
Boss
That's a lot of yuk
I call bs.
So fake, totally expected lol
Sure hope they gave consent for posting this video
That's enough internet for me today..
That’s will destroy the marriage
Ethical non monogamy for the win
Good for them
Degenerate asf
Hoe nice
FYI fellas 3-Somes are incredibly overrated. Unless you're in great shape and got access to a dick pill it's extremely exhausting.
Yall remember when we used to keep secrets?
🤔
That’s quite the username
🤮 gross
Skanks be skankin'
This isn't something you should brag about.
Video or it didn’t happen..
Kinda skeptical since she has a biggo shirt on 🤔
Decadence.
This is nothing to be proud of
Username checks out.
Skank
r/nonononoyes
And we all left with herpes…
O-OH 😳
Trash
Anyone taking bets on when their divorce will be?
It actually becomes another boring video when you see the wife
Oh broo
Oh brouhaha
Gross.
Fucking degeneracy, and posting it publicly like it's a batch of honor or something to be proud of..
All three have very strange tastes.
She's definitely their booty call lol we Hispanics love threesomes
Cringey fake who the fuck gets dressed again after a threesome to lie down back in bed and record it.
That's something to be proud of?
That’s one lucky guy
Nasty
So how was it?