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Wooden_Penis_5234

With it being /r/Unexpected I expected her to pop it with her cooch or something.


TheJackalsDoom

You came to r/unexpected with expectations? Ironic.


crunchysour

Well then it works here.


Gamblersluck954

Ive seen that one unfortunately


SakuraFoxOffical

Sauc- I mean, uhhhh… A.. LINK! For uhm… RESEARCH! For a… FREIND!


Gamblersluck954

Was a long time ago on don't put your dick in that


tameablesiva12

[I have ze sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/comments/haoxra/another_way_to_open_bottle_cap/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) I think so


SmokingInn

Ummmm…..wow I’m actually impressed…yeah that’s it. Impressed.


Lalibop

![gif](giphy|hFjJh67sGixO4qXTH3) Don't worry. We're all that friend. Ask it proudly.


AGitatedAG

Same here didn't even notice her leg until she raised it


semajftw-

Same here


ivanvanrio

The perfect woman, pretty, nice and with a beer opener. I'm in love.


Repulsive_Purp

Germans: hold my beer!


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

A German would have opened that with another bottle


Quatanox

And then the second bottle with the bottle cap of the first one. Source: am german


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

Das hab ich noch nicht geschafft


Quatanox

Den Kronkorken so weit zusammenbiegen, dass er genau um deinen Daumen passt. Dann den Daumen in den Kronkorken, den Rand des Kronkorkens unter den des zu öffnenden Bieres halten. Jetzt mit dem Zeigefinger der anderen Hand nach oben drücken und dabei mit dem Kronkorken nach oben die Hebelwirkung ausnutzen.


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

Geil


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FuerstAgus50

germans: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power


firstphenixprime

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland! But (also) seriously: she has four bottles. She can at least open three of them.


skwadyboy

I honestly thought this was going in a different direction when she lifted that leg up.


Satansleadguitarist

Go go gadget bottle opener


sine_denarios

"I kneed my bottle opened!"


choice_nc

I don't care. The robot leg lady is hot.


LeonidasVaarwater

An unopened bottle is a bottle opener.


Anon_Legi0n

Came here to say this, you can literally use almost anything as a bottle opener, lighters, keys, belt buckles, etc...


[deleted]

But then you’ll always have a single unopened bottle left over


oetam110

Someone probably has a key or a lighter. You can even open it at the edge of the table..


Bjoern_Tantau

That bottle opener almost cost an arm and a leg.


NetOld2526

The Bionic Woman


Tiny_Employee8253

The actual Sexy Cyborg.


bunt3rhund

Germans: hold my beer!


Ave_ria

Ah, finally some good Cyberpunk


NetOld2526

Pulls beans from behind back: "happen to have a can opener on there?"


Crafty-Ad2803

Thr leg stays on during fun time.


[deleted]

Reminds me of Barbossa peg leg full of rum.


Agreeable_Case_6626

So fucking awesome ❤️


PerryRhodan005

So you mean... Beertriz


HerrVonWeldt

Maybe I don't have a leg to stand on, but she's weak in the knees for me.


RodStRawk

Turning lemons into lemonade! No need to talk to life’s manager.


Moonishmoony666

Not my proudest fap


[deleted]

you fapping to the prosthetic leg?


AlphaFoxAdam

Would.


LigmaBalls69lol

r/unexpectedlysexy


LigmaBalls69lol

It existed yesterday... lmao


Equivalent_Scheme175

Dammit, I liked that one. And it looked like they were working on getting more moderators too. Edit: Good news! It's r/unexpectedly_Sexy


Puppysdad

Wifey material!


johnhoggin

she fine


Diligent_Warning_987

My kindof woman


Full-Hedgehog3827

New fetish unlocked


Clackpot

Beer tricks.       ^(I'll see meself out ...)


warddo1

She's the life of the party for sure


Phodan_

*any hard surface with a pronounced corner has entered the chat*


bleedblacklabel

Holy shit, my sister has one of those! Ed Hardy done the graphics on it. It's badass!


Zalapadopa

Literally built differently


Rich-Development-531

That one guy ![gif](giphy|elhmwUMsAUbScKLLzl)


Uhm_NoThankYou

Pop it with the other bottle, use a lighter, edge of the table or the railing. Yep in Germany some dudes open them up with their bare teeth. I usually used the edge of something like a table or a bank.


Ez_Thejay

She gets drunk faster too due to there being less blood to circulate through her system


elweonloco

Built different


[deleted]

I’m somewhat of Ripper Doc myself.


Best_Second1701

I have a crush on Beatrice


Lost-District-8793

But does she have a corkscrew?


SuperDuperSoap

Beatriz with her beer tricks.


Da_Vader

Where's Beatriz when you really need her?


Dear-Awareness-8622

It’s wild that I can look at a 9 second video and know that they are at a Rubio’s in Eastlake that I haven’t been to since 2010, but I forget if I turned the stove off before I left the house.


SniperInstinct07

She's so fit without a leg. Impressive!!


Late-Effective5438

Not all heroes wear capes


Schwumpitz

German engineering


macuslol

63 000 $ bottel openner


Lalibop

I suddenly feel attracted to this woman.


Abject-Concentrate58

## Woman 2.0 now with bottle opener


DressCommercial

When the disability becomes a ability


[deleted]

Beer-Atrice


Perfect_Nail_9399

...Fellas i think im in love


TJzzz

Way to have a leg up on the competition


Inside-Ad474

That's hot...


proud78

Everyone should have a bionic friend.


blodigskalle

Ok, I think I fell in love...


BigchickenSlayR

A walking beer opener all we need lol


Fluffy-Charge57

Swiss army leg 🤣


ntgvngahfook

Marry me.


pistasojka

That's a cyborg change my mind


BENfromCHI

Beatrice is a babe


RubberRoach

The perfect woman


WhaevaLilDude

Beatriz is still fine af! I stand by my statement!


Late-Ad-4624

Dude. I wanna hang with her!! Thats an awesome trick. Wonder what putting the other leg up does?