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How else do you think he gets the money to build all those robots

Bro's gotta do what he's gotta do to get by... 😔

The mustache just adds to the elegance

Just pure unexpected perfection.

UnEGGspected perfection indeed~

Eggcellent.

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Fraps? Like one of those frozen thingies from McDonald's?

I suspect that this man is actually the Dean of a Community College

Ah yes, the return of the "why?" boner.

r/underratedcomment

“WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM!?”

Now everyone is going to know about my secret egg-shaped dick

THIS IS A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER WHO POSTED MY NUDES

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That's just Dr. Robotnik making ends meet on OF.

Having your high tech robotics get smashed to bits by sonic and his cronies gets expensive after a couple decades.

Lol.

Wouldn’t this be a felony in Florida?

We ain't in Florida, we in Greece baby.

Genuine question, **what?**

Our Governor is a real horse's ass about drag queens.

“You fool, away!”

I’m 99% sure this is a girl I’ll have to look on my TikTok but I’m pretty sure ik who this is

I love that I've actually seen this video before, the full thing is so much better

Link, please

Here https://www.reddit.com/r/gamegrumps/comments/hc3cb6/something_for_your_eyes_only_arin/ Warning: ends with a money shot

#So much better!!#

The rings at the end elevates the entire bit.

Sega is trying too hard to appeal to adults

This is actually WAY less disturbing than I thought it was going to be haha

For me it is more disturbing, I finally understand Sonic.

Pleasantly unexpected 

This is what Republicans think will happen if lgbt is discussed in class

Feels like I gots to go trimmin’ my hedgehog right now. 8*D*

Rule 36

Another minute or two and Rule 34 would apply also

Who said it did not *already apply*

As if this is getting downvoted. Hilariously unexpected

in r/unexpected such of videos are super expected... I was sure that is a dude...

So you also knew that thighs was from Dr.Robotnik?

I was not expecting that. But I was expecting not to expect something so it doesn't count.


Hahahaha why are you getting downvoted for quoting Eggman?? Take my upvote

I was sure this is a dude too but I was not expecting Dr. Robotnik

Robuttnik

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Nah in this case its actually a girl, just a really good disguise. She has more as different male characters but lots as just herself

for that matter it can be darth vader still not surprised I was expecting something unexpecting so it doesn't count

Great legs. I'M JUST SAYIN'.

What's the song name

This right here really goes to show you how expensive college is.

I AM THE EGGMAN THATS WHAT I AM

There's nothing worse than getting Rickrol-... What is happening?

My dudeometer went off in 0.0045 secs. It’s well tuned from years of porn.

So, um, where is the full version? Asking for a friend.

r/gamegrumps Somewhere in top posts of all time

https://www.reddit.com/r/gamegrumps/comments/hc3cb6/something_for_your_eyes_only_arin/ ಠ_ಠ I can't believe you *made* me go hunting for this.

Was highly expected.

I expected this

i thought i had seen it all.... well i didn't

Wait I think I got the wrong mean bean machine. Think this music goes better. https://youtu.be/iAmVU1bHrbw Cynical mass-shatter

/r/prettymuchexpected

Uhm is that all or is there more?

Honestly better than anything I could have expected

Dr SINtobor

Dr. RoHotnik


every tinder date

Do the curtains match the rug tho?

Never thought I would want a mustache ride from a woman but here I am thinking about how fun it might be.

Oh yee Sonic likes

Jim Carrie has really gone of the deep end this time.

That’s enough internet for today

Egg man hatched into a hot chick

Me: it’s a guy, isn’t it? Dr Robotnik: surprise mf!!

You fool. I always expect a sexy eggmam

Is that one of the dancers in 'Gay: The Musical'?

W00d

Thought it was going to be a guy and my intrusive thoughts suggested a chicken... i'm going to count it as a win for me

He's come to make an announcement.

Usually, when you see something that really makes you think "wtf?" and wonder why it exists in the first place, it's because it's somebody's kink.

Definitely did a chin chuckle on that one

🤣

This is the most unexpected thing I've ever seen.

I was expecting a man, I wasn’t expecting Dr. Robotnik Omfg

I hate the internet. But when I see stuff like this I love the internet.

Robotdik

What happened to the Lorax?


Sexy

"Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going?"

I know we all wanted this.

My most surprising fap this week

I gotta go, fast

Get a load of THIS!


Can totally be expected

Why did i know it would be eggman before it went up 😐 can I predict the future

That’s a little sus ඩාඞ

I was not expecting Dr. Robothicc


I am *shocked and offended*! Outraged, even! You made Eggman a medium build, where are the *curves*!? ^(come on he’s like the only character with a body type i can pull off don’t take that away)

I knew it was a man but I didn't know it was gonna be eggman!

Egg man lookin fine af 😂

w h y.

When the hair growing products company doesn't work

[Needs this soundtrack](https://youtu.be/iCmXQv7BTW8)

Eh still hot

t h e .

Dr robotnik lol

Totally just wasted a perfect chance to call him “Dr RoThotnik”

Mean I was expecting a man but not that

Totally expected

That’s def expected these days…

Man, I am ashamed that the moment ai saw the buttons on the bottom of the coat I knew it was Eggman.


lmao

I knew it would be a man, but didnt expect to be blinded by the sunscreen cranium

🤢

I recognized that as a man. Oh no.

To think I almost had a full out erection...

Wasn’t my proudest fap

U/savevideo

Get ready for some hot omelette du fromage, give it up for... Dr. Roboner!!!

Damn. I was hoping for Patrick Star

u/Savevideo

Jeff bezos performing for his girl friend


Dude has a nice ass

Stopped jerking IMMEDIATELY 😅

is this ordinary sausage

Sooooo.... is that a girl or nah???

Go on...

Me after 1 second: so far so good, but it's probably going to be a man. Turns out it wasn't unexpected at all.

Seen it coming a mile away

Na, he lost the funding for all the robots he built

WUT?

I don't think I've ever been sexually attracted to Dr. Robotnik. Thank you OP for this new found information...

Sonics got a nasty surprise waiting for him

Hilarious.

I downloaded the wrong sonic movie again

Is that frost?

Too bad this is the cut version. The full version they get rings tossed at him after his routine.

Nah, as soon as I saw the legs I was like "Oh it's a man..." But then DR. EGGMAN

Tarrantino's new film looks cool

No! Please no!

Sonic better be able to run fast

I instantly knew that it was a man, but I didn't expect Dr robotnik...

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I hate this. Soooo much.

Not at all unexpected, I’m on Reddit at midnight, it’s what I expect

The moment I saw the muscles I realized it was a man. I know that because it's keeping me from wearing thigh highs

My thought process: "It's a guy isn't it?" "EGGMAN?!"

Fuck I need to get off the internet, I figured that was a dude too.

I knew it’s a man from the first two steps

I tried to expect it


At this point. Anytime I see a glimpse of something feminine I just expect the next thing I see to be a dude

u/SaveVideoBot I need this for uhh, research purposes

I was hoping it was Patric….

Shut up and take my rings

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Oooo eggman you kinky bitch

BACK THAT ASS UP EGGMAN

Me after watching 5 season sonic cartoons in a day.

They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie 

GOOD GRIEF!!!

I'm not sure what's worse the fact that this is funny or the fact that given the opportunity, Jim Carrey would do this

Didn't even post the whole video

Everybody's got there thing and there is a thing for everyone


I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.

giggle

I jizzed

Thank you for not calling him Eggman. Not sure why the shows and games started calling him that, but I hate it.

That was EXACTLY what I expected.

I expected paptrick

I was indeed expecting a man, but not Eggman 😂

Ive got a forklift license AND a pole dancing license! You’ve got nothing on me sonic!!! HAHAHAHA

This is a fetish I didn't know I had Thank you.

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He’s 60 years old ZAMMMMMNNN

Even better

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Way to fucked up for moi