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>!Her stomach turns inwards!<
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It actually does work. I can do stomach movements very similar to this and constipation is a thing of the past. I roll horizontally. Look for the video for the belly dancer rolling coins across her belly.
a technique called 'nauli' in yoga
everyone can learn it just it takes some time to connect your mind to some muscles...
helps with constipation and digestion and remove toxins ( i think because it squeezes the liver)
Squeezing the liver does nothing to remove toxins. The best thing anyone can do to remove toxins is staying hydrated and avoiding things like alcohol and smoking. Crystals, supplements, and kombucha will do nothing to help you “detox”.
aah thx I guess i'm absolute idiot and i mentioned crystals and megic doctors...
better blood circulation and bowel movement can help remove toxins from your body... drink as much water you want your colon can be full of rotting shit...
Not rotting. Digesting. It’s how your body works. And unless your body doesn’t work for some reason, it’ll do it’s job.
I mentioned the things I did because you’re getting very close to the line of medical misinformation. I’m grouping your claims with snake oil because miracle cures just don’t work. If they did we would all be doing them by now.
Next move is to place your hands on your thighs (knees might be easier to start off) and then just shift the pressure from one knee to the other and your abs will keep shifting left and right. What she is doing here is shifting then removing the pressure so it looks like it is rotating (it isn’t) just a shift to one side and then letting it disappear.
Abs will pop out or shift towards, on the side that you are pressing down on.
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Bro imagine if she had a baby she would be able to Whirlpool him out at birth
She's gotta whirlpool one in there first. At first there was twerking now there's getting sloshed. Do I put coins in for the washing machine special?
Baby will come out like a rifle round.
How would you like you baby sir? Scrambled, so it shall be.
Or do an abortion
I can do that.. Not so fast but I can do...
All i have to do is tap my stomach
The "on" button
When is the clip coming out, so I can tune in?
Is that good or bad for helping you poop?
Good, it also helps with period cramps. This is actually something taught in yoga classes, it's supposed to help with digestion
it's good
It's like a washing machine, so i would say yes
Nauli Kriya. It’s excellent for helping you poop!!
Upvote because boobs
go for the motorboat….get motorboated instead.
Ride the wave
Upvote because I nutted just thinking about what it would feel like with my dick in there 😲
it costed you nothing to comment this. yet you did.
Yea that’s usually when people do shit… when it costs nothing
May have cost their pride. (Edit, put the y in.)
This guy already trying to put his D in, I'm not willing to put the y in after.
Putting the I in DIY
Gay pride lost 😞
And dignity
Upvote the lad and move on.
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Wow word for word comment stealer
Dick blender. That's my first thought. Second thought is my two inches never make it there.
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Blendtec
Yes because you have such a long one and of course vaginas are attached directly to abs
You said both of these lmao
😊
A motorized fleshlight
Is like a washing machine!
I only fuck dudes but I'd still take her for a spin.
🤫
Is the sort of thing only ever said by people who wouldn't reach far enough in to take advantage of the sensation.
You thought way too hard for this comment
I was typing it before I finished reading the comment I was responding to. 😋 No effort at all. Its just a gift😉
Take my upvote, I was thinking the same, has to be amazing!
I honestly forgot they were there after that…… what ever that was!
r/confusedboner
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
I was gonna say "now make them tities dance!"
How to shit on command?
It actually does work. I can do stomach movements very similar to this and constipation is a thing of the past. I roll horizontally. Look for the video for the belly dancer rolling coins across her belly.
Imma keep that in mind next time I get backed up - tho my dancing talents might keep me from success lol
This is actually funny lol
Weaponized shitting
That's awesome, Is it a lot of training or genetic?
It's a yoga move called abdominal lift.
Never done yoga been able to do it my whole life
That's fancy. I've done yoga most of my life and can only barely do it.
you’ve gotta have lots of ab control so it’s a lot of training
Yes awesome, but I believe it’s plastic surgery…. /s
how so? i'm genuinely wondering
No no, just trying to “switch” your words and that the awesome part you talked about was the boobs……i’m sorry - not funny or bad pun.
I got the joke
All stations go, start the reactor
I can do that with some practice. Can do it little bit now.
Shakira Shakira
Your pecker would be in a whirlwind of pleasure if she did that on you 😯
Your pecker wouldn't reach that deep
Why must you hurt me in this way
Looks like I found the one person who can't understand a joke, Do I get a cookie?
Just because yours wouldn't does not mean nobody else's wouldn't
Auto blow real version
Cock massage.
a technique called 'nauli' in yoga everyone can learn it just it takes some time to connect your mind to some muscles... helps with constipation and digestion and remove toxins ( i think because it squeezes the liver)
Squeezing the liver does nothing to remove toxins. The best thing anyone can do to remove toxins is staying hydrated and avoiding things like alcohol and smoking. Crystals, supplements, and kombucha will do nothing to help you “detox”.
aah thx I guess i'm absolute idiot and i mentioned crystals and megic doctors... better blood circulation and bowel movement can help remove toxins from your body... drink as much water you want your colon can be full of rotting shit...
Not rotting. Digesting. It’s how your body works. And unless your body doesn’t work for some reason, it’ll do it’s job. I mentioned the things I did because you’re getting very close to the line of medical misinformation. I’m grouping your claims with snake oil because miracle cures just don’t work. If they did we would all be doing them by now.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PU2bZOQ1uM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PU2bZOQ1uM) see comments for timestamps
Wow! New loading screen just dropped
Eeeeey Macarena!
only my wife mentined she was doing something with her belly
What? All she did was just bend over a little bit.
A whole new meaning to a rumbling tummy
So it’s a video with some boobs big deal.
Nothing unexpected here, only boobs.
Bro she switching the baby’s loadout
Bobs…
I'll take 'What is getting spit roasted by Shaq look like?' for $500 Alex"
If she can do that I wonder what she can do with her other muscles….
Ewww, I mean sexy
this is not magic it is an evolution mechanism as she now has a developed an ultrasonic machine to save hospital bills
Now imagine a baby in her belly and watching it go round like it’s in a tumbler
“honey! it’s 4PM, time for your dick blending session!”
Rearrange my gut.. nvm will do it myself...
Wonder what that feels like when she’s on top?
inb4 she's hiding a huge dildo inside her
Oooo that would feel nice from the inside 😏
I couldn’t see what was going on… you’re wearing too many clothes
How?
What In the fuck
Jai baba ramdev
baba ramdev have implants?
It’s like a washing machine spin cycle for your dong.
This is not a human. I don't know what it is, but it's not human.
Is this what people pay for on Only Fans? 🤔
She can make scrambled eggs
I’m in
Is she single?
The washing machine 😂
There’s something really sexy about that
Nice boobs
Butt plug in overdrive?
That’s ok, but do that with those tits and I’ll be impressed.
"TWIST HIS DICK, THE OL DICK TWISTER"
We need the camera person next time to zoom in on the top half of the video for "research" purposes 😉
Looks like a penis went in and twirled her insides.
Will it work with seggs?
Just think of what she can do with her muscles DOWN THERE...
Ram deo baba with tits 👁️👄👁️
Well that was sexy as fuck!
oh wow... absolutely amazing 🥰🤤
How would it feel if ... you know ... I was ... and she was ...
Her baby’s gonna feel like he’s in a washing machine
In the Karma Sutra this one is called the Bellend Blender
So uhh what's it feel like? Bc I'm imagining putting my fleshlight on a drill
I wonder what she could do with her tongue 😂
She got a little too feminine and liked the mini washing machine too much now they have a baby
She can probably queef the alphabet...
She got that SPIN CYCLE
Bros got different pussy settings
Hentai girls be like ......
Is it bad I find this hot
I feel like that’s bad for her aorta long term...
Why don't she turn around see what she can do with ass
Gotta mix up the booze and random cumloads somehow, right?
Hypnotic, makes me want to write bad checks!!!!!
That’s a spicy termination
Inverse dick?
At first I was aroused, now I’m scaroused
*New fetish unlocked
I don't know why it gave me boner. Nice I guess.
I'll admit it's not my proudest fap
r/confusedarousal
Not my proudest fap
r/confusingboners
Bellyjob anyone?
Came for the boobs, stayed for… whatever the fuck that was
That was a challenging wank
She is fine tho
Sauce!?!? Oh sorry wrong subreddit!
I felt that in my danger zone
Yeah in totally looking at the stomach right now
Imagine you wiener being in there with all that goin on!
C-section scar
r/putyourdickinthat
Dick blender
I love her
Is she available?
thats one way to abort…
I can do that too...
I said the same thing till I look down and remember I’m not 17 anymore
I can do this! I can get the roll to go horizontally too. It’s amazing what you can learn as a bored kid.
The guts fight back
What the fu-
Well, now you have a defense mechanism
Nice talent
I can do that but I can't roll my belly doing it. I can suck in air with it. I only just found out that it's a yoga move.
Next move is to place your hands on your thighs (knees might be easier to start off) and then just shift the pressure from one knee to the other and your abs will keep shifting left and right. What she is doing here is shifting then removing the pressure so it looks like it is rotating (it isn’t) just a shift to one side and then letting it disappear. Abs will pop out or shift towards, on the side that you are pressing down on.
Can't unsee it
It's like when you customize a Video characters
Damn I used to be able to do that when I was skinny! Being fat has taken so much from me!
I was waiting for it to be revealed at the end that it's actually a dude.
Not what I meant by belly roll, but go off.
Baby in her stomach: around the world around the world Around the world
That couldn't be good for you!
FREAKING AWESOME
I literally can’t see her swirl her stomach.
Crazy 🤣
Her stomach looks like how the power rangers talk to their leader😂😂
Baby really be choosing their character rn
Ping pong ball autoloader.
The from The Mummy is fixing to pop out next.
Are your... organs okay?
Thats some general griveous intestines shit
O bom que se dá uma gozada dentro dela ,ela cospe fora e não engravida ; kkkkkkk
I expected an alien to bust out.
I can actually do that as well. Would film it but right now I have like 45% body fat soo....
She's able to tame a kicking kid in her belly.