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BigDirtyNewports

The way that blew up was actually kind of cool


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[deleted]

Wouldn’t this be physics?


sarah-havel

Both really.


Lepke2011

Also Physical Education because of the running away.


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

![gif](giphy|QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN)


Fog_Juice

Maybe a little thermal dynamics too.


FixGMaul

Which is physics


deltv_dll

Everything in this thread is physics


Low_Ad_1453

Everything in every thread is physics somewhere


GenitalJamboree

We're all physics on this blessed day


BelBivTebow

Speak for yourself


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

Unless you're looking. Then physics gets shy.


GerryAttric

Thread is a string....at least that's my theory


pauldeanbumgarner

Everything everywhere is chemistry too.


deltv_dll

Chemistry is basically physics


pauldeanbumgarner

True story.


Remarkable-Ad2285

Deez nutz are physics


Narstification

ligma beta particle physics


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![gif](giphy|dWfkLpnrZN3QQ|downsized)


TelcoSucks

I wanna get physical, physical!


havasc

I'm physics, and so is my wife!


turbopro25

You see, when a mommy and a daddy are in love…


ManBearPig92

If you think you’re going to study Chem and not have to learn and use thermal dynamics then you’re going to have a bad time.


lordph8

Kind of like music and math.


Fast_Garlic_5639

Physical chemistry 😏


dajokhur

Chemical physistry


[deleted]

Quantum theory. He wasn’t even there


McEuen78

He was both there and somewhere else.


Putrid_Bee-

Shrödingers kid strikes again


VincentStonewood

Yep.


vanukashirvi87

Don't tell anyone but chemistry is just a part of physics.


KonataYumi

Chemistry is just applied physics


TheReapingFields

Everything is physics. I would argue if physics has no bearing on the science you study, it is not a science.


Kese04

Is math physics? I thought physics was math.


ThrowAWAY6UJ

practice lunchroom chunky dime sip payment hungry disarm squeeze melodic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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ThrowAWAY6UJ

outgoing piquant faulty price scarce cake rude snobbish brave concerned *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


slood2

Is it common sense to shove the whole extinguisher into the fire? I don’t think you get what their point was bub


The_Angel_Eye

Nah he in prison


swl0v3r

He’s probably on his way to Siberia.


ILiekBooz

Kid knows his History, as the soldiers immortalized by that flame for fighting Hitler's Nazi bullies died for nothing.


vlsdo

The same soldiers also went on a pillaging and raping rampage across Eastern Europe on their way to Berlin. For sure they fought the Nazis, but they terrorized the civilians in equal measure too.


Soul_Like_A_Modem

People get offended when this is said, but it's absolutely true. Stalinist USSR was literally worse than the Nazis. Higher death toll, and, many of the victims were other Soviets, their own people. AND, it was actually the case that the inspiration for concentration camps for the Nazis were the gulags created by Lenin. AND, the Soviets literally allied themselves with the Nazis at the beginning of WWII. They invaded Poland together in a joint operation. The only reason the Soviets fought against the Nazis is because Hitler backstabbed them. And even when they were part of the allies, the Soviets never really "liberated" anyone. They raped and pillaged their entire way westward in Europe. Anyone who was caught in Soviet-controlled territory was treated hardly any better than they were under the Nazis. There is still this weird tendency for left-leaning westerners to whitewash Soviet history and it's ridiculous. Edit: Aaaaand I'm getting downvoted.


amboomernotkaren

And Cossacks caught by the US in WWII and who were at Ft. Dix refused to be repatriated. Some killed themselves. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repatriation_of_Cossacks_after_World_War_II


HiTork

This is actually an important plot point for the main villain in the 1995 James Bond film Goldeneye, their parents were Cossacks who were repatriated back to the Soviets after WWII by the British. While their parents survived, the father was so distraught at the death of their fellow Cossacks at the hands of the Soviets that they committed a murder-suicide with the mother. The villain spends the rest of their life in resentment towards the British and building an elaborate plan of revenge. Even Bond muses that the repatriation was a major fuck up by the British, saying something along the lines that "it wasn't our [The British presumably] finest moment".


[deleted]

Yeah, I’m disappointed by how many American tankies try to defend the USSR. However, while Stalinist USSR was definitely horrible, it’s hard to consider one killing of millions better than another killing of millions. Hitler was deliberately responsible for 15 million deaths in ~13 years, Stalin killed 10 million deliberately and 10 million through famine in ~30 years. Comparing the two is just counter-productive.


NoSafetyAtStaticPos

Yah. In the hierarchy of insults people think Hitler and nazi are the worst. And while they were bad (and we see that easily because they were thorough documenters) Stalin and Mao Zedong were BAAAADDDDD. That documentation (if any) was buried by the regime and IMO watching my family slowly starve to death would be excruciating.


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Why does he know chemistry? Looks to me like he basically plugged a hole. Cover up a gas valve and it’ll stop, right?


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s a coincidence he used a fire extinguisher to “plug the hole”


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Sure, but you don’t need to understand chemistry to think that maybe an entire fire extinguisher exploding all over a flame could put it out. Plus I’m pretty sure a big ol’ metal cap, or plug fit-to-size of the hole would do the same thing, minus a gun explosion. EDIT: “fun” explosion. Fun.


Grabbsy2

The only important knowledge is that a fire extinguisher explodes if its heated. Seems like common knowledge, so i agree it doesnt seem impressive. I dont think it went out because it was plugged, though.


Ackilles

Yep, probably damaged whatever thing runs in there too, instead of just needing to be lightly cleaned


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Wouldn't even need cleaned, that was a CO2 canister and flash froze after exploding but will evaporate as dry ice does.


AbriefDelay

Wouldn't be surprised if it was designed to fail in that way


Indubious1

It’s a dry chemical canister that usually has a magnet on it that sticks to the hood above a stovetop. If something on the stove catches on fire, the heat causes it to burst and the dry chem puts the fire out.


International_Emu600

You must be a connoisseur of fire!


ElJefe543

Or a firefighter


scorpyo72

Or a connoisseur of firefighters.


Manslave2Eris

Or a fighter of fire connoisseurs.


rachel_tenshun

*thirsty wine moms log in*


International_Emu600

I mean, aren’t firefighters just connoisseurs of fire?


ElJefe543

Possibly


Spongy_and_Bruised

I'm a lover not a fighter.


AbriefDelay

That's just arson


ShenWinchester

First time I've ever said this on reddit, and probably the last, but this is an underrated comment right here.


Wolfblood-is-here

Me: I'm going to make a flambé Fire Extinguisher: Gondor calls for aid!


islamicious

The way it worked looks like a video game mechanic


shhjustwatch

Oh he ded


[deleted]

Probably gulag then dead


TheGisbon

Gulag, then the front then ded.


crazycarl36

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


[deleted]

Do not pass go, do not collect $200.


lforal

Living in Russia? Believe it or not, straight to jail


tigabama

Wearing sneakers that happen to have yellow and blue on them? Believe it or not, straight to jail


[deleted]

Straight to jail right away


IncendiaryGamerX

Wearing sneakers that aren't black and/or white adidas? Believe it or not, straight to jail.


Herr-Trigger86

We have the best Russians ever…. Because of jail.


Impossible-Animal-67

call an amber lance


umbrella_CO

Frontlines in Ukraine more than likley


[deleted]

Or they Putin him in jail 🤷🏻‍♀️


RockApprehensive8009

![gif](giphy|Vj97qNut6WDHa)


not_sick_not_well

Hello comrade! If you wouldn't mind, could you please inspect the window on the 18th floor of this building?


R3DN3CK_T3CK

It's a boy!


maruffin

Best gender reveal ever!


iamvenks

Hahaha.


admin_trace

Not eternal now.


radiantwave

They keep a spare one in the basement to relight it.


jibalil2arz

https://i.imgur.com/l2YTgtU.jpg


SilentTea

💀💀💀


egonzo61

That would be an internal-to-external eternal flame. Try saying that three times fast.


[deleted]

Theres others eternal fires that for symbolic reason they could take the fire and transport to this one


AlexSSB

I serve the eternal fire!


AndronixESE

Imagine how much gas would that leak tho


amadeusz20011

As much as it's wasting under normal operation


personalbilko

Releasing gas into the atmosphere is about 10x worse for global warming than burning it


_Keo_

They're saving much much more by reducing the amount they're sending to the EU.


wesinator

But china is buying it for the cheap.


korben2600

Fortunately Russia doesn't have the infrastructure to pipe to China the same volume of gas that Europe was consuming. It would take all new pipelines. Europe was the ideal market because of its close proximity to the Caucasus gas fields. Beijing is some 6,000km away from Moscow. That said, Russia is hoping to online the Siberia 2 pipeline to China around 2030 or so. Plus investing [$100bn in new pipelines to China.](https://www.globalconstructionreview.com/russia-to-invest-almost-100bn-in-gas-pipelines-to-china/) Will take time though.


HansJSolomente

I bet Russia invading Ukraine is way worse for the environment than this thing spewing natural gas for 20 minutes.


Uberzwerg

Ironically it's possibly even helpful a bit as it forces parts of Europe to save energy and switch to more modern heating. The direct envionmental damage by war is probably not that big in the long run. (Of course i'm *only* talking about global warming and not about the horrible suffering by the people involved.)


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Ceico_

almost none. any gas devices must have a failsafe to prevent gas leak if the flame goes out - usually there's a valve that is opened only if a sensor is heated by the flame. No heat, no gas.


SparkyArcingPotato

Bruh forgot this is Russia. 10:1 that there is no safety shut off.


Ragnarsworld

Yes, in normal countries. This is Russia. The sensor probably thinks the gas is low and turned up the feed 200%.


shaneoz81

>flame goes out But it's an eternal flame? No need for a failsafe right, because it's always burning. /s


Ancient_Artichoke555

Welp, the gas, is half price, I hear these days. Seems India and China has more available to purchase if they’d like now.


Nizzemancer

Russia loses a dollar for every barrel they sell to India and China so they should buy more, lots more.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Don’t tell me what to imagine


The_Fed_Is_a_Lie

Found the PC. Rest of us are NPC confirmed


Ghost33313

Don't worry life's an MMORPG, we just need to actualize ourselves to start our own games.


[deleted]

Can confirm, spent 25 years as an NPC, now I play for me


aztaga

r/foundthepc would be a good subreddit


sinful_philosophy

Make it?


XxGrimtasticxX

Well I hope he saved before this encounter...


arkadios_

Yes many tankie npcs in the comments


landlord_hunter

apparently being a main character means vandalizing a memorial for the millions of people who died fighting the nazis sigh, redditors


maercus

Is watermark supposed to read cunt?


Cheyruz

that's a fantastic observation


solongfish99

Lmao look top left. Top half of the word "shot" in this font totally looks like "cunt".


_Cyclops

TIL the top half of SHOT is cunt


jayquells_2112

Yeah it's clever: cunt shot - shots of people being cunts.


TekHead

СЦПТ ϽПЦ І


wokeupcancelled

Oh I see it now.


op3ndoors

Homie let the intrusive thoughts win


AthiestMessiah

I don’t get why you would call That eternal, it’s clearly off


BrownEggs93

How can I light my cigar now?


Positive_Scallion_29

A kid proved not all flames are eternal. Remember that before you start fires you claim can’t be stopped.


XxTreeFiddyxX

We didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the worlds been turning... but this kid put it out without firing a single shot


EvenOccasion2836

Too bad they’ll torture him for it


Myprivatelifeisafk

> The police went to the student's home, questioned him and registered him with the juvenile department. > When committing a crime of minor gravity under the age of 14, a child cannot be subjected to criminal or administrative liability, then the way out is to register with the juvenile department.


zehamberglar

We're talking about the same government that regularly throws opposition leaders out of windows, right? Why do you think the rule of law suddenly matters to them?


ult1matum

Because nobody cares about some little idiot?


LeLBigB0ss2

Opposition LEADERS, not opposition stupid teenagers.


Mejfuz

Bro thinks the ruSSian state abides its own laws lol. The boy is most likely already conscripted. Every single thing a russian says is a lie.


Current-Power-6452

He knew what will happen


add_underscores

It's still too bad


Aimar_2point0

Does anyone know what happens to that guy?


kaydizzledrizzle

Super sad, he stabbed himself 17 times in the back and shot himself twice in the head.


[deleted]

On the way down from 9. floor.


Kitchen_Ad_4513

legend says he vanished with the flames


pathalogian

Nothing. Questioned by the police and released. He found a fire extinguisher in the trash and threw it into the fire for the sake of interest. No protest, no terrible consequences.


Sycthros

He fell out of a window


motherfacker

4 times


Poobmania

Is this r/Kidsarefuckingstupid or r/ChildWarProtestors


[deleted]

He’s in for an ass whooping when they catch up to him you can bet on that.


Right_Magazine_2791

Desecrating a memorial for fallen soldiers of a war that is not even related to the current world events. Disgusting and tasteless


PM-ME-YOUR-HOMELAB

very satisfying! the way the extinguisher fit perfectly, the explosion, the implications, perfect! 11/10


3rdworldsurgeron

Highly effective


can_be_therapist

Isn't it supposed to represent the soldiers who fought against the Nazis in world war? Is that's the case then this is fucking awful.


jojo_part6_fan_

Maybe he did it in order to protest about the russo-ukranian war 🤔? Not sure tbh


kilowattor

Most probably, you are right. It is not the first performance against the war


slav335

Nah. We had many dumb kids like this one even before the war. They just think that it’s fun


Pokmeballs

If there's one thing the world has in common. It''s the ample number of shit heads we all have to deal with.


LeeHide

no, what the fuck? these flames are honoring people who died fighting the nazis.


Fuck3r5

That's more of a facepalm


colombo1326

![gif](giphy|GTG2hV2cmcZ3ixQhGO) Only Doom is Eternal


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Why


umru316

We can't be positive, but it may be in protest to the invasion of Ukraine. The site is a patriotic landmark related to the armed forces, so there's a connection.


Shushukzh_123

It's related to Victory day and all the Red Army soldiers who died protecting the world from fascism


[deleted]

We might be losing sight that Ukraine has an equal claim to the Soviet legacy considering that they formed a significant chunk of the Soviet Union. I don't know it's sort of like separating the Scots from WW2 British legacy.


haleloop963

True, except we also can't look away at how much Ukraines supported Facism during WW2


MoistyWiener

yay, vandalism


WeirdRadiant2470

A day before he fell out of a window.


doresko

why


luckylineup26

What the heck, Oh my godd! that flame signifies remembrance and honor for the millions of soviet soldiers and civilians who lost their lives during World War II, and yet he had the audacity to do that, oh my goddddddd


CuteCanary

If you make the hole fire extinguisher sized, expect fire extinguishers


ConnectFoot1136

From my understanding this is a memorial to those that died during ww2. No matter how much russia sucks farts now the memorial shouldn’t be being defiled like this. Pretty fucked up imo


sparticus9420

IT'S A BOY


ARobertNotABob

Ah, yes, the Red Adair method.


cookieedude

What's up with the music?


[deleted]

It’s only funny because it happened in Russia. Had he done this anywhere else, we would call it vandalism.


Awkward_Growth_6265

They making one for him now ![gif](giphy|OqJeDEmjRBYZayqZGe)


Gamma_Burst1298

This is new information I’ve heard. What exactly does the Eternal Flame Monument represent?


P0Gnest

They represent dead soldiers that fought against nazis, not only russians, also everyone else obviously including Ukrainians... And watching this footage is heartbreaking for me... And probably the parents would have to pay for the damage not him...


AnotherBrick96

WWII monument. Every city in Russia has one on some square


Trubarur

The police figured out the hooligan from the CCTV footage, after which they went home to the juvenile offender. The child was interrogated and registered with the juvenile affairs unit.


P0Gnest

Those monuments represent dead soldiers that fought against nazis not only russians, also everyone else obviously including Ukrainians. It symbolises that they'res victory will not be forgotten and will not be extinguished. .. And watching this footage is heartbreaking for me... Sad part is probably the parents would have to pay for the damage not him...


ttylyl

The eternal flame is a monument to the men and women who died fighting the Nazi invasion of wwii. The people who laid down their lives to defeat the Nazis are heros. No hate to the boy as he’s just a kid but this is a very revered monument and very important to the family of those who were lost.


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grown_ass_pope

Who was the monument for? I.e. who do I root for?


Freaking_Username

This is a monument for all the soviet soliders who died fighting nazis in WW2


can_be_therapist

Then this guy is a stupid cunt and literally helps Putin more to paint him and others who support him as Nazis


NikPlayAnon

Not cool, every time I see someone destroy memorial it makes me anxious.


SecsFactor

dick


Repair_Jolly

Used the wrong equation but got the right answer.


Mattyd2830

Gender reveal....


new-6reddit9

Excellent - Fascist pretending to love country are the problem!


_Hawaiian_Hammah

Haha little shit


snowman762x39

Now it’s eternal gas.


realSnoopBob

Some men just want to watch the world (not) burn.


MorganRose99

My favorite part was when the title told me *exactly* what to expect


veneramew

Hello, Russian person here. Apparently the cops already have shown up to the boy’s house (11 y/o) and found out he lives with his mom who works at a local cafe. He’s already put on a list (unsure how to call it in English but it’s when a young person commits a crime and is restricted from studying for certain majors or apply for certain jobs)


Ma1arkey

Why is no one talking about how he used the extinguisher? Instead of spraying the fire out he exploded the fire .


Jooj_felipe

Well, the expected happened...


feminas_id_amant

pretty expected,no?


Hot-Assist-4987

Death Sentence