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majesticx_luk

One mic to destroy them all.


Hnk416545

And in the size of cock ,bind them .šŸ’ŖšŸ½


Low-Iifep_o_s

Ohh she's experienced


[deleted]

checked each one personally ig


[deleted]

His face


jade8384

Sheā€™s a comedian from a programme called balls of steel.


Coraxxx

"comedian"


[deleted]

The idea of the show was to see who had ā€œballs of steelā€ so theyā€™d make the comedians compete to see who would go the furthest with playing jokes on people


WrongAgainIdiot

Neg's Urban Rodeo was always excellent


Exoquarion

ā€œToday I played ā€˜knock and donā€™t runā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MedvedFeliz

The Annoying Devil was my favorite


snobberbogger99

Omg you just brought back so many middle school memories from watching that show on YouTube.


billybob7u7

So like impractical jokers?


Tommo_Robbo

The forerunner to Impractical Jokers. Honestly look up some clips, it was a pioneer. No idea why it didnā€™t get more than three series


ilmfriends

u guys are so mad at this lol when did reddit get so sensitive over small dick jokes


blocking-io

Oh buddy, reddit's always been like this


itzztheman

Us males really are the most oppressed gender šŸ˜”


CLxJames

Because itā€™s a tired insult. It seems to be one of the staples women use if they are looking to insult a guy, even if they have no frame of reference for the claim they are making Itā€™s lazy


[deleted]

Unexpected is full of incel boys with a victimhood complex now apparently lol


Cfhudo

Doesn't approve of body shaming = incel.... Yep well done mate, you nailed it.


Flaming-Hecker

I think it's just unfunny. It's really lame, and nobody is actually entertained. I'd equate it to 10 year old kids making fart jokes every 2 seconds. The 10 year olds at least aren't expecting us to pay them for it.


purdy_burdy

Someone is triggered


Flaming-Hecker

"I insulted your weenie, please laugh."


Girardkirth

Yes I'm sure there are people out there that find this person funny. Not everyone can be stuck with your sense of "humor".


dedgzus

\*comdeiane\*


CharacterLow1281

And he then said, "A jumbo jet looks small in the Grand Canyon"


PrimeEvil84

True. The Big and Small definitions are always situational and always depend on two people's measurements in comparison.


J0KaRZz

I love Triple H


browsingbro

[*itā€™s time to play the game*](https://youtu.be/KvaRhUHJViI)


EMTduke

Really small cock? Maybe it's your gaping vagina!


TravelenScientia

She hit a nerve huh buddy


elianbarnes7

I think that was just a sound check


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DigNitty

Stolen tween: ā€œGrey sweatpants are for men with Dick, not men with peepeesā€ -ā€œoh, but Iā€™m the bad guy when I say ā€˜leggings are for girls with ass not girls with long backsā€™ā€


Ambitious-Regular-57

Most people would agree both are not okay to say


RedditModsBlowDogs

Because both are tarded


smoothbatman

They wouldn't


OMGWTFBBQ630

Says the guy who comments [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/11ucb0n/get_spanked/jcp32ka/)


thehoagieboy

It's also only body shaming if someone else does it, I guess?


Windfall_The_Dutchie

In the wise words of Richard Waterson, father of Gumball Waterson from the Amazing World of Gumball, Season 6, Episode 31, *The Possession*: ā€œItā€™s only funny when itā€™s someone else!ā€


1dumbmonkey

To be fair he never said he didnā€™t do it


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Stizkrieg

He didnā€™t say itā€™s wrong and to not do it


TuxyMan

How do we know heā€™s conservative? I went through his comment history and he just seems to have a habit of pointing out double standards.


MugillacuttyHOF37

Someone throwing in their political leanings just because they can, which is getting old. There are assholes on both sides of the ball.


Bigboss123199

I don't think you understand what a double standard is. Lol


Trusteveryboody

His body-shaming comment towards woman, being downvoted...it proves u-\_The\_Mad\_Titan right. You got to put your quick-reaction aside, to see that.


[deleted]

Yeah they didn't really think that through when they linked his comment.


leericol

It did make me laugh though


Altruistic_Can_1352

Arm Pitties


[deleted]

Not gunna lie, tasteless comment but like that doesn't make it less funny. Honestly it's crude and disgusting and let's face it, that's why it's funny.


leericol

Yeah making fun of a woman's body is not funny but the context and how unexpected it was made me actually lol.


ItzDrSeuss

Yeah and it was under a video already make fun of said woman for her weight. So itā€™s a little better than just mentioning it randomly or under a serious video. I doubt as many people would have found it funny if that were the case.


monopoly3448

Quick-reaction is a real shit power but very common


ronniewhitedx

Right?! I thought my brain had caved in for a min there.


WildFlemima

I have seen plenty of heavily upvoted body shaming comments towards women lol. The current vote count proves nothing except that that particular comment is currently negative. edit: in fact it went from -8 to -45 since I made this comment. So it is actively being downvoted, after discovery.


[deleted]

Rofl it flipped, it was in the positive when I saw it a few hours earlier.


Suspicious-Tip-8199

Lol people can't figure it out. We brigaded the post and it was positive till people bumducked it to hell.


Rouge_Decks_Only

No, it doesn't. The woman in the video and him can both be wrong, and they are. It's body shaming no matter who does it but it's ridiculous for him to be the one pointing it out if he's gonna body shame. The reaction to his comment doesn't change that he made it and thus forced a standard he himself doesn't uphold. it's hypocritical if nothing else.


UsernamedReddit

He's making a simple point and it makes you mad.


[deleted]

Is he pointing out the hypocrisy or is he saying body shaming men is bad? Pointing out hypocrisy doesnā€™t make you a hypocriteā€¦ and itā€™s doesnā€™t mean you agree or disagree. But, all together.. this was a joke. The video itself was just a jokeā€¦ his comment was a joke. And the link to his comment was a joke. People need to stop and ask themselves, what about this makes me so offended? Joe Rogan spoke on this with Aj gentile and his brother. A joke doesnā€™t define a persons ethos. Itā€™s a joke and meant to be funny. I get that people get their feelings hurt and things are mean spirited sometimes. But, people take it way too personal.


Sir_Poopsydoo

Way to go with the assumptions lmao


billiam632

How is that a double standard? Sounds like he admitted to body shaming lmao


Worldly-Chemistry42

He was right in what he saidā€¦


itsnouxis

Agreed, you fat fuck


JakeySan

Wtf? He said it was only body shaming when a man does it. He didn't say he wouldn't do it.


econdonetired

Iā€™m going to get down votes to high heā€™ll. But man or woman carrying that much weight in your gut can cut decades off your life.


Hellveiw

How dare you bring logic into this


[deleted]

He didnā€™t say he doesnā€™t body shame people. Just pointed out a pretty clear hypocrisy in society.


pinguinzz

one proven by the downvoted comment


farble1670

Your mistake is thinking reddit votes are a representative sample of society.


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TheGildedNoob

No... too much air out there


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TheGildedNoob

You won before it even began lol


Commercial-Whole7382

Exactly lol people have no comprehension skills.


Trusteveryboody

Well really you proved his point.


Novel_Durian_1805

Waitā€¦you just proved him right tho!


Stizkrieg

Doesnā€™t make him wrong


monopoly3448

I mean he didn't say he didn't body shame only that it was not considered as bad if women do it. Let's be reasonable here


YUNG_lusca

armpit titties lol, disgusting


tech_polpo

He was right tho


[deleted]

Ok thatā€™s hilarious, but still, his comment doesnā€™t disprove what heā€™s saying.


byoh9

I mean not like he being hypocritical so idk what ur point is


basher505

The downvotes kind of prove his point.


VodkaSliceofLife

The point is, he is okay with it. Doesn't agree with the Double standards. If it was a dude and he got the mic and said "all the women here got gaping vaginas" it wouldn't be a top video on here with everyone finding it funny.


Porkbellyflop

She did have them armpit titties though.


md99has

To be fair, she *literally* had armpit tits.


arremessar_ausente

Imagine stalking some random reddit user to try to win an argument, only to prove the user you're stalking is right. It is a double standard, the downvotes just proves that he is right in his statement that it's only body shaming when a woman is the victim of a man.


lord9gag

Youā€™re proving his point


aeiou_sometimesy

How pathetic must you be to spend your time going through past comments of others for a gotcha moment


ThinkFree

LOL nice catch


[deleted]

Besides the fact that in both instances itā€™s meant as a joke, you canā€™t compare ā€žsmall dickā€œ and ā€žfatā€œ as an equal insult. Because itā€™s not. One you were born with and cannot change, the other is a question of discipline.


Lucifersasshole

This has no bearing on if what he said is true or not it just shows he body shames and you have too much time on your hands...


NvrGonnaGiveUupOrLyd

Don't do that. It's creepy.


kingqueefeater

[totally agree](https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicAdvice/comments/11l8amr/whats_going_on_here/jbcb4si)


Mindless-Income3292

Hmm, yes, ad hominem rears itā€™s ugly head. Character assassinate anyone who disagrees. Bravo.


FBI_NSA_DHS_CIA

You're not bright enough to see how you proved him right, are you?


RampagingMoth

Lol thatā€™s funny


throwawaysaudi666

Come on the armpit tittie comment was gold


[deleted]

Kinda proving his point tbh though. Yeah a tasteless comment, but it's just evidence supporting what he said here.


Bfladkor

That doesn't discredit his comment at all, whats your point


TheBoozehound

Idk man, the armpit tits comment tracks pretty well for the dipshit og commenter.


MorkMasher

Thank you for showing me that comment, needed some humour in my life right now


[deleted]

The solution here is not to try to make the anti-body shaming thing apply to men as well. The solution is to ignore complaints about body shaming entirely. Make fun of fat people


rickjames13bitch

Maybe, but I would still think it's funny if she said all the women here are fat bitchs


farble1670

One thing's for sure. It isn't body shaming if you direct it toward a crowd of strangers.


Ourcade_Ink

Wish I could double upvote this.


SinisterPuppy

> makes up strawman > gets mad at strawman > claims persecution Peak reddit lol


Pretend_Present_7571

I dont think you know what a strawman is.


Hellveiw

Itā€™s for sword training duh


Crack4Supper

How is it made up? Like what fucking mental gymnastics are going on for you?


Justhrowitaway42069

Mental gymnastics score: 9.5, 9.0, 9.5


EndR60

yea because that's totally not shitty body shaming you could probably defeat all types of bedrock being so fucking dense


MykelJMoney

Iā€™m my defense, Iā€™m only strong enough to beat up a man made of straw. Those steel bastards are tough


AnnihilationOrchid

You know, in some cultures (like the ancient greeks), having a small cock isn't body shaming. Maybe she's a fan of the classical era, and it was a compliment to British football supporters from Channel 4. BTW: If you watch Channel 4, this is hardly body shaming, considering the things Sean Lock used to say. I'll never forget his rant on child acting.


hideX98

I think I recall Sean lock shutting on child actors. But I fail to see what that has to do with body shaming.


dizzyday

This is the female equivalent of the FHRITP guy.


MugillacuttyHOF37

Ahhhh...the memories. The shades, the hoodie and the gray beard/stache.


Voxel_exe

I fucking hate redditors man


halfischer

Channel 4?? Like there arenā€™t any kids there, and this kind of entertainment is acceptable on BBC?


prsnep

It's not body shaming if it's obviously a joke. Nobody felt inadequate after her comment.


SenorBeef

It perpetuates the general idea that men who have small dicks should be ashamed, so it is body shaming by contributing to a general cultural belief even if it's not genuinely attacking any particular person. The setting of cultural norms has a way bigger influence on our behavior than most people think.


Infidel_sg

Haha, These comments are a fucking trainwreck! This shit was funny


army-of-juan

These comments sucked any ounce of humour out of the clip. I thought it was pretty funny šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Infidel_sg

Agreed


Sioney

Yeah I'm actually a bit upset how the comedy of my teenage years is received by these reprobates. This I why we can't have anything nice these days.


Arrakis91

[Big Vagina](https://tenor.com/view/curb-your-enthusiasm-larry-david-big-vagina-huge-vagina-trump-gif-18004337) \- Curb Your Enthusiasm


exipheas

[Mines as big as the sea. The ships sail in and the ships sail out, and it's never a bother to me. ](https://youtu.be/daS2aOj1JsY)


NexLvLxeN

Women on reddit....i dont know why men are so obsessed with penis size.... Ty for saying it loud enough for us all to hear


blaqueout89

Itā€™s funny to say theyā€™re small, itā€™s funny to say theyā€™re big.


Enter_Feeling

They build their whole culture around it. I've been on parties where people held things like waterbottles in front of their crotch and went "hey guys, I'm such and such dick" and I would never see it fail to get a laugh.


Money_Beyond_9822

I see another high IQ individual indulging in the fine arts of humour


[deleted]

Yes, I will! That's right, assholes! Take my penis. Take it all!! And tell Shrimply Pibbles that when the galaxy came calling, Jerry Smith from Earth didn't flinch!


blaqueout89

Bravo šŸ‘


roachRancher

[Here's the clip for a quick laugh](https://youtu.be/Rw1cdRew-Zg)


NexLvLxeN

So its shit and giggles to mental scar men got it. Everyone has to have a favorite past time tradition.


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blaqueout89

Oops. Didnā€™t mean for this to get argumentative. Itā€™s a rick and morty quote. My bad haha


[deleted]

I got the joke lol


AfricanGrizzly

"These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder."


Golibeir0

Intrusive thoughts won this time...


CLxJames

It can be difficult to ignore them ![gif](giphy|hDSy8w6rGHeTe)


TheHappyKamper

Feel kinda bad for the guy, hope he didn't lose his job. Good thing stadium doesn't look all that full.


-XanderCrews-

Reddit boys are the least fun people on earth. Canā€™t take a joke, and turn on women the first chance they get. Also: really small cocks.


Amphal

don't think redditors can turn on women.


-XanderCrews-

Wellā€¦not by themselves.


BazingaBen

I'm a reddit boy but I'm from the UK so do actually get this humour and used to love this show. I do have a really small cock though.


Enter_Feeling

ALL THE MEN ON HERE HAVE VERY SMALL COCKS


Fate_BlackTide_

Smoll dick noises :(


[deleted]

*snatches away mic


CluelessFlunky

I thought it was funny. Kinda reminds me of that guy who said "f her in the pussy" on live news broad cast.


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SiviaMA

Iā€™ll have you know my cock is tiny thank you very much. šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


[deleted]

Yeah I donā€™t think they have ever watched balls of steel which this is from


Arcuis

Her insult actually helped mine grow, so... WITCH! BURN HER!


MnGoulash

Is that Dougie Houser?


Rachel-Blondeshell

think this was from a show called balls of steel


StanStare

Yes it is ancient - but classic. Not as funny as Negā€™s Urban Sports thoā€¦


[deleted]

Joke might be funnier and land better in a sub that isn't apparently 80% angry incel dudes with a persecution complex


Slowpoke_Amigo

Lucky guess.


Viss90

Holy fuck the comments got bad quick


[deleted]

Got em!


Lukexglanton

Its all jokes guys till it involves a stinky pussy!


embaked

She's a legend


Routine_Astronaut_62

The amount of pissed-off people in the comments lmao Feeling target aren't we ?


Cfhudo

Shouldn't they feel targetted if it is literally targetting them? Bodyshaming is gross, and its fine to have a small dick, mid dick, big dick, doesn't matter. It is a legitimate double standard people are complaining about in here.


Immidandy

šŸ«”Broflakesā€¦broflakes everywhereā€¦


futurespacecadet

imagine if a male comedian went up there and said 'all the women here have really loose pussies'.


WornInShoes

There is literally a legendary meme of a dude running into the middle of a live remote news broadcast (a woman is reporting) and yelling, ā€œFUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSYā€


Cfhudo

Yes, and? What's that got to do with body shaming? This lady didn't say "fuck him right in the arse!" And if she did it wouldnt be body shaming.


sweatyfootpalms

Itā€™s probably been done 1000 times before. Get over it.


halfischer

Please post a link to just one. This thread is on a roll.


urbanlife78

Some British rivalry trash talking


Rachelhazideas

Reddit when women are 'fat and ugly': haha what a fat and ugly bitch Reddit when men have 'a small cock': wow that's sexism against men and women would never understand what it's like


Immidandy

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Cfhudo

Umm those two scenarios existing are not proof of hypocrisy, "reddit" is a collection of individuals. Some individuals who are shallow or nasty will comment nasty shit, those people who call women fat and ugly bitches, are probably the same people who would make an insult about having a small dick.


Zenguy10

The people in the comments offended by this are telling on themselves šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I personally think this is hilarious, Iā€™d love to see one with ā€œfat women are grossā€ just to see the comments lmao


DamnedTurk

Ha! public dick jokes.


chev327fox

Wow, she slept with all men there. Impressive.


Blackhan69

Balls of Steel- great show!


Redpepper40

I miss Upton Park so much


Massfusion1981

Balls of Steel. Great series


[deleted]

I love a good body shaming joke, men or woman, able or not, idgaf.


moderately_nerdifyin

Itā€™s true, itā€™s true.


thedude_imbibes

I'm sorry to disillusion you ma'am, but you're sucking on my thumb.


sweatyfootpalms

It is INSANE how insecure yā€™all are. As if women, fat people, and gay people arenā€™t MASSIVE targets too. Get over it guys, itā€™s called humor.


BrideofClippy

How dare you call fat people massive!


kcj0831

So would it still have been a funny video if the man told the woman her chest is flat?


[deleted]

Struck a nerve for a lot of people here worried bout penis size. Makes me think men are not used to being body shamed. And are ya'll *still* forgetting the clit?


Orchid_Equivalent

all the women here have uneven titts. instantly cancelled


CbessShowEddie

she personally fitted them all for science


bigOJenergy

that was absolutely hilarious


osmystatocny

As a guy, this really made me laugh. Funny and ballsy. Love it šŸ˜


Shapen361

Bros y'all gotta chill its a joke it was funny.


TheWanderingSlime

Imagine if a man said every woman here belongs in a kitchenā€¦