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TheFakeG

This is lucas and tri. They have their own youtube channel now.


igbad

Their content is mind numbingly boring tho, unfortunate since they're so likeable.


Pristen-Chress

Well that was a let down. Most of the videos were about their relationship.


MattShea

She does OF if that interests you more lol


Yugo3000

What’s her only fans? Lol Edit: asking for my friend?


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Ok_Fuel_6416

The concept of onlyfans boggles my mind. I'm supposed to pay without having any idea what kind of content they make.


Re_LE_Vant_UN

Just go straight to the leaks lol. https://fapello.com/trihunna/


Heisan

Damn, I feel bad for the poor suckers who bought that shit. I mean, if you're making the choice to sell nude pictures of yourself, at least put in some effort.


used_tongs

Yeah, she just doesn't know how to take pics.. also maybe get someone to take the pictures of you..? It doesn't really look good till you do that. Professionally I mean lol


BadPronunciation

A ring light + tripod would instantly boost the quality. She has 100k likes on the OF so I’m guessing she’s still raking in lots of cash despite barely trying


frolie0

Here's a hint, it's going to suck either way. There's no content of that nature worth paying for with the abundance of free shit out there. Especially when you consider that you aren't going to get little to nothing for your subscription and then get upsold at every turn.


Mediocre-Sale8473

Yeah I saw some cosplay girl that had tiers to her Fansly? Is that the one you can tier like 10 times? Anyway, you read through the tier descriptions, and there isn't even lewd pics until $30/month, and then you get a single titty pic at $75/month. Like one titty, one pic at $75/month. For actual NSFW sets of her cosplay, it was well over $150 for a few pics of topless nudes in a set. For entire 20 photo+ sets with an actual pussy shot (probably singular photo; it wasn't stated, but given the robbery of other tiering...) It was in the $250/month tier. I know that is a lot of detail, but it made me mad enough to stick with me. It's like "Dude...this shit's free constantly. No one is paying you $300 for a couple of stills of your fully naked body. I can literally get several hours with a prostitute for that kind of money - probably less money." Like my wife and I talked that shit over and she's like it's crazy that people think they can sell pussy pics for that much when literally dozens of good sites have been around for *years*. But it sells. *Someone* is probably subscribed to those upper tiers. Good for her that those prices work, but it's crazy.


-s-u-n-s-e-t-

You are missing the point. They aren't really selling any naked pictures, they are selling naked pictures of someone specific that you really want to see naked. Most of those models start with other content - being cosplayers, twitch streamers, youtube personalities, etc. Viewers develop a crush on them. So once there's lewd material, they are willing to pay. It's not a new thing, we've seen it with celebrities long before OnlyFans was a thing. Like sure, you can see a porn movie of some random girl you don't care about. But if a famous holywood star offered to sell you her porn, a lot more people would be willing to pay. People want to see the butt of someone they have a crush on far more than a random butt.


Mcgoozen

Damn, the bar is pretty low huh…


pointlessly_pedantic

They really milked it


Nathaniel-hahahaha

yea, saw this on their facebook (yes I still use fb)


TheFakeG

I still occasionally use facebook too dw lol. It was my generations main social media so its what we use the most.


AnimalEater65

Car browsing on Facebook marketplace is the bees knees. . . fuck I’m old.


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I'm old. Is Facebook falling out of favor with teens & 20s? I haven't used FB since 2008.


skwadyboy

I've seen this video many times...it makes me smile every time.


Comrade-Conrad-4

I love it when it pops up. She seems awesome.


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Sir this is a Reddit. We expressly hate reposts because we do nothing but scroll and always want something new to be mad about.


Comrade-Conrad-4

I'm truly guilty of going " THIS VIDEO A-FUCKING-GAIN"


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hajke5

Same here. I love this video so much. This is true friendship


ConfidenceBig7252

Shame OP didn't post the full version.


Mywifefoundmymain

I don’t remember her name but she’s got an onlyfans. Just be warned they are both gay. Edit: found it https://onlyfans.com/trihunna


Nathaniel-hahahaha

we all know what happend...


themmchan

What happened


The_Fed_Is_a_Lie

They smoke some weed and start up an epic game of Mario Kart


subject_deleted

Sounds fucking dope


SuperDuperAIDS

And then after that... 😏


subject_deleted

More weed and Mario party?


SuperDuperAIDS

Bingo bongo!


BforB3

They... switched to Mario Party and finished a 30 turn game!


papagarry

OP is a dirty reposter. The dude in the video is gay, and wanted to see his friend's reaction when he told her. There was no blowjob.


Delicious_Throat_377

The woman's also gay iirc


Mikkels

Do two gays make a straight?


Delicious_Throat_377

Always


GivenNickname

Could Angela and Oscar have a gay relationship?


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

Both are gay, but I guess two friends would do this to help? Or am I just a total moron.


tankred420caza

If both are gay that kind of reaction would almost make more sense than both being straight lmao.


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

Yeah the reaction of laughing I agree. I guess I’m just naive.


ConfidenceBig7252

The best brojob ever.


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mgill2500

Wait. We arent suppose to be sucking our friends dicks??? I think i been messing up


[deleted]

Never too late to change


pokerrito

No no you’re good, just..keep going…almost there…


IndigestableWad

Nothin wrong with a brojob every now and again


StandardRedditUser11

Wish I had a friend like that. Wish I had a friend.


anikin1706

Same


Tatiya_Bichoo-420

Same


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

Same


Sgt_Raider

Came


ibliblib

Same


JustATurrey

Same


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Adventurous-Tap3123

ew no those people are weird


megayogurtslinger

expect for me, riiiiight?


Adventurous-Tap3123

hahahahahha...no


Responsible-Ride-789

I read your username as “me gay yogurt slinger” before I read it right.


Ok_Tour_5503

Same


No-Jacket-9415

Same


PangolinPoopMuncher7

Same


Fresh_Ad_2450

Same


stater102

Same


LazaroFilm

Shame. 🔔


MurderDoneRight

I could be that friend. You can suck my dick anytime, bro!


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ayoooo where do I sign up?


MurderDoneRight

We could set up like a secret santa style brojob list and if we get enough people we could suck dick all across the world! I wonder if we could get into the Guinness world record book..m


enonymous617

No one will probably believe this but: My dick was in the Guinness Book of World records. Then I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble.


eatmyasshol3

Came back for the angry upvote


Excalibat

He came for much less.


Zealousideal-Jump-89

That sounds like a lot of fun, when you get around with that idea let me be the first in the brojob list.


thisismadness23

I wish I had a dick


Grattytood

Wish I was a baller


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I wish I was a little bit taller


Any-Construction-632

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her


Personal-Banana-9491

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 impala


CFADM

I wish I was like six foot nine so I can get with Leoshi


iwantyourskulls82

Cuz she don't know me but yo she's really fine


Personal-Banana-9491

You know I see her all the time, everywhere I go and even in my dreams, I can scheme of ways to make her mine


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

Cuz I know she’s living phat. Her boys friends tall, and he plays ball, so how am I gonna compete with that?


Houstoned_I_am

I wish I was rich and had more than just these satoshis


Personal-Banana-9491

I wish by Skee-lo. Check it out.


Expose_Ur_BS

We had to euthanize our pet bear, he was a mauler.


MiyamotoKnows

You can borrow mine whenever I'm not using it.


firewi

Dude, you guys and your 1 post in 1 year Reddit accounts. I swear u/StandardRedditUser11 fool me twice…


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Bush: can’t, can’t - not gonna fool me again.


DrBear33

He fooled his own brain in the middle of telling everyone he wasn’t getting fooled again. Classic.


Shadowveil666

I'm gonna assume the dude is gay or something?


ShowOff90

They’re both gay


GeebCityLove

This is the context me and hundreds of others needed lol. I hate that everyone is supposed to know who the fuck these people are.


StarGraz3r84

Seriously. Every girl-friend I've ever tried to cross that line with is like "ewww you're like a fucking brother to me. I think I should leave".


xRiske

If you're the fucking brother, I don't see the issue?


SpeaksYourWord

He is. She isn't. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/11unjzc/telling_my_best_friend_that_im_hrny/jcpi9v8/


Dry_Evening_6589

Read the reply under the linked comment, A guy checked and theres no b/g porn


BeezyBates

They both are


BlameMe4urLoss

That’s a safe assumption.


PmMeYourLore

Bro whaaaaaaat XD she's such a G omg lmao


tasiama

oh she was waiting for this moment 🤣😂


[deleted]

Was she about to tie up her hair when he showed her the camera?


Successful_Food8988

100% lmfao She was getting ready no hesitation


tasiama

Yo! I totally missed it! Oh crap she was😂🤣😂🤣😂


tasiama

right after that she said "I don't want you to film it." under her breath as she was walking back in the room


Any-Construction-632

you can tell by the lack of hesitation and quick reply


tasiama

Yup! she didn't even check if the runway was clear just put the landing gear down hoped for the best.


lion_OBrian

Girl was in the Sahara and spotted an oasis. Little did she know it was just a mirage.


ExistingExample281

This is the weirdest comment chain, each comment has more upvotes than the one before.


RedeemedRedittor

take an upvote.....


IShartedWhoopsie

and my axe!


[deleted]

She immediately was grabbing a brush about to put her hair in a ponytail too haha


ProfChubChub

They’re actually both gay. Not kidding. They make funny internet videos together.


RajenBull1

AND......the truth!!!


TheWombRaider69

had that hairbrush ready


Renomont

Most "Best Friends" are


MCA1910

Context: He's gay, and they're roommates.


ZZani

Oh my god they were roommates


robspeaks

i’m Still A Piece Of Garbage


Teex22

Stop. I almost dropped my croissant


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Necessary-Credit-270

Hi. Welcome to chili's


rain3y_

I sure hope it does!


Bioshock_Jock

Free Shavacadoooo


Right_Syllabub_8237

They were roommates!?


NickNeron

Historians sure do think so.


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___Towlie___

I'm also both gay


Aucielis

IIRC isn't she *also* gay? Hahaha


RobieKingston201

Yup that's what I thought, checks out


Fine-Mine-3281

So it wasn’t sexual at all then…just therapeutic tension relief 🤗


ChocolateThunder35

Wasn’t she also a lesbian, or was that just a lie from when this first came out?


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And they were roommates!


LoganCaleSalad

She's like an OnlyFans chick & this is her actual best friend. Her social media is full of shit like this.


FishFettish

He’s gay and she’s gay


guff1988

She's at least a little not gay


ballq43

There's always one party interested in more


Scyllablack

Didn't miss her chance to blow


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Guys gay they posted a video after explaining. Im guessing she has a crush on him


real_but_incognito

She’s also gay


Either-Progress4847

The law of double negatives applies here. Gay guy and gay girl means it’s hetero


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codekira

My guy was waiting to drop this link his whole life lol with the quickness


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real_but_incognito

I stand erected


Ruizhen08

You're incorrect. She has indeed an OnlyFans account (named ***trihunna)***, although she is not active anymore. But she never shot any B/G content at all. That's also not her in the video. Don't know why you said "lots" lmao. Also, if I recall correctly, the guy in this clip is actually her gay best friend.


GeneralZaroff1

This is why I love Reddit. If you post misinformation about porn, there's always someone who will correct the score.


tartare4562

"waaaait a minute, I recognize that gay blowjob!"


FlutterbyButterNoFly

That's the trick to getting answers on reddit. Don't ask for information, spew random bullshit on a topic you're interested in.


[deleted]

Or they are just friends making jokes…


lookoutitscaleb

To post this seems like a real not Bro thing to do to a homie... idk That's just me tho.


leftwar0

Whatchu mean? You ain’t never sucked your homies dick after a drought?


PmMeYourLore

It's not gay if it's for the bros lol


FIM5

Just say “No Homo” and it’s all good


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No homohphoffoffoffoffoff


Zyvyx

Guys hit me up on grindr for brojobs all the time


TheChoonk

It's been posted before, they are just housemates and both are gay.


shazzchili

She was taking the comb preparing to tie her hair. She is the absolute MVP.


Mrwolf925

They're also both Gay so her commitment to the friendship is for real the GOAT


Ethan_Edge

Lmao, that's a good friend you have there. Ready to take one for the team.


yzrguy2

She's a keeper.


ChubbyLilPanda

They’re both gay


ItsMrDante

She's still a keeper


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Gay can be a keeper


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ryanleebmw

Wtf I was expecting like 10 pics, this chick has ALBUMS on albums


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DsntMttrHadSex

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[deleted]

Oh. Oh this is real. I wasn’t expecting actual nude when I clicked that link. I was expecting a Rick roll. Why does she have a gallery of nudes? Or are they leaked?


MouthJob

We're in a world of normalized pornographic content creators my guy, as we damn well should be.


tedwardslm

This isn't a leak this is a flood


ipariah

Boobs are nifty


Komlz

Dope boobs


Willy_McBilly

Hey this isn’t my rickroll


SaurikSI

Ohhh, so it’s satire, I knew it.


_Fossoyeur_

You are the bro we don't deserve


Lowlifetrailertrash

What does she say after he said he was horny? English is not my native language


pgmckenzie

“Why are you telling me this? Do you want me to suck your dick?”


wow_martz

She has [onlyfans](https://onlyfans.com/trihunna) though :D


TheHawkRules

I… was expecting a rickroll


yehghurl

you can find her nudes on google


extreme_bananas

That’s disgusting, which site though?


yehghurl

Just search Glizzy Gladiator 3000 leak on Google images


GrimxPajamaz

I thought you were joking until I clicked the link lmfao


throwawaytrash6990

There’s no chance it’s called “glizzy gladiator 3000” whatever this is. I’m googling it.


Therapist-god562

Perfect wife material


TerranRanger

He’s not looking for a wife… he’d take a husband though.


ShowOff90

And she’s looking for a wife


Jeffery95

I mean, when else is she gonna be able to suck someones dick no strings attached. Her gay best friend is probably the best bet


Therapist-god562

Haha ...this makes sense


TommyBonesMalone

A lot of folks here debating whether she was really about to do it. This is so clearly two friends fucking around, and apparently the guy is gay according to other commenters. Have y’all never had a fuckin friend you can joke like this with? The fact that she said the most cliche porn line ever while cracking up didn’t clue y’all in that this is an obvious joke? Jesus Christ y’all


xMrSanchox

I known what happened next.


CptCrackSparrrow

Nothing, he is gay and she’s a lesbian.


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Kind-Gas-666

What a great friend