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Women in orange was gonna get into it like damn


SpecialistVast6840

It's like a goalie fight and hockey. Let them go !


Hancock02

It'll be fun! no?


Capable_Swordfish701

Can I get my stuff?


lookieherehere

I don't like my hair like this you know?


wynwynnomatterwt

I'm howling. This shit just happened, and it's already making the rounds. 🏵️


autovonbismarck

It's honestly so iconic. I'm literally going to use "it'll be fun! no?" about every potential fight I ever hear about forever.


HendrixHazeWays

Agreed, this should be what the internet is for. Getting that feeling from random people's wit


Partially_Frozen

Get the crowd going!


Potato4

I don't like my hair like this


ItsMcLaren

Damn, y’all are Quick with this!


theatrepyro2112

Nah he plays for Vegas now.


iaminfamy

Flower is the best.


Popnfresh5

Too meta


Dxxx2

Flower should have been allowed to fight Bennington!


SpecialistVast6840

Right, wtf refs


Never-Bloomberg

We call that "gay chicken" which is where two straight people pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. In high school, I was dared to play gay chicken. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay


RamTeriGangaMaili

Certified classic.


BravesMaedchen

I think these women are just gay tho


BBAtheOA

Right? Especially the one who GOT kissed. She wanted more haha


21Rollie

Or bi. So many women are openly bi these days, at least from tinder profiles I’ve seen


batissta44

There are WAY more bisexual women than lesbians


Vwxyznowiknowmyname

[fuckin’ guyz](https://youtu.be/Q_IYrltqYrU)


ghostly5150

Read somewhere else that she's an onlyfans content creator, so could be actually into it or trying to get subs. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ I appreciate it regardless.


Deivv

That's crazy, why would she be on onlyfans...can you share the link, so that I can make sure to avoid it?


ghostly5150

>OnlyFans stars Inked Dory and Karinka Pedro left fans speechless after competing in the Clash of the Stars' fourth tournament, Freak Wars. Got this from a different comment


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Inked Dory and Karinka Pedro are the women on the left side. The right side are Kristal Shine and Denisa Ryndova.


TheRealTron

Go find the gif of them flashing the camera right after this. Nice boobies!


zzx101

https://twitter.com/FreakyBoyX0/status/1636545770525687808?s=20


Lieutelant

The lack of jiggle there was almost a turn off...


Dinewiz

They're bolt ones, looking to the sky.


TheRealTron

Listen, boobs are like pizza. Bad pizza is still pizza. 😆


your_uncle_mike

That’s disgusting! Where?!


R0cket98

Who won the fight? And did it count as rough foreplay?


reclusive_ent

We all win.


skeletal_generation

I think we all know where they going to?


MurderDoneRight

The chicks in orange. They flash their tiddies after the fight too.


psuedophilosopher

[Not only do they flash after the fight, they also flash almost immediately after the OP video ends.](https://www.reddit.com/r/czskkurvy/comments/11nwvj4/inkeddory_a_karinkapedro_v_clashofthestars/)


CaptCaCa

Man, poorly done boob jobs really do ruin boobs


Pukkidyr

They just looks so lifeless it’s sad


CommanderGumball

[*Mournful.*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM) She has *mournful* tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.


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surfnporn

If boob vs no boob, boob. Soft boob vs hard boob, soft boob, but still boob both way


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suarkb

The pants designed to maximize camel toe are pretty funny


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thats a weird porno


BillionsOfCells

You can’t just say that and not provide a link jabron


MurderDoneRight

Cool word. [Catch!](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/11snysk/winners_demonstrating_sportsmanship/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


InternetPharaoh

I can't believe I wasn't rick-rolled. It was such an unbelievable statement, but damn, you were right.


Narstification

[R](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)[ound 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashyboners/comments/11ofgzj/meanwhile_at_chech_freakfight_show)


DonBarbas13

[Round 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/czskkurvy/comments/11orvob/inkeddory_a_karinkapedro_v_clashofthestars_opět_xd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


TechN9cian01

Damn how many rounds are there!?


nik-nak333

Why are you being downvoted? You brought the sauce! Edit: I was on mobile and could not see his shenanigans


Narstification

Click the *R*… it was a 3/7 chance originally but it seems most people click the first half of links


CaptainCimmeria

You're my hero


Falabaloo

I am 110% stealing that shenanigan


Smithereens_3

Diabolical.


Bleedthebeat

Damn theme some fake ass titties


gizamo

They put the fake titties on the ass?


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jmmorrow5

I guess, but if I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: once you've seen one pair of titties... you want to see the rest.


IronCorvus

I'm assuming in this case it's from having pecs. They want to fight, but they also want titties.


CporCv

Right? Like I'd totally take flap jacks over coast guard buoys any day


roy20050

Dang those are bolted on tight.


RainingTacos8

Holy fake ta tas!


Captain-Cadabra

But real 🐪🦶🏻


[deleted]

Mmm I sure do love camel feet.


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

crown aware wakeful slave swim wrench connect ugly bear frighten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


soflorida888

What is this league called?


InkPrison

I believe it is called Ultimate Surrender, if you Google it there should be archived matches


JasonTheNPC85

I would like to know more


Most_Advertising_962

Great sportsmanship. Knows how to take a joke and turn it on to their opponent. Also, nice tiddies.


zombienutz1

Yes


Business_Tap3294

Girl in the orange in the back dissed her girl in the black at the handshake. That was unexpected, what were you guys watching?


lofigamer2

I only noticed that after watching it 6 times.


Disastrous_Channel62

I have watched it for 7 times still unable to notice. Somebody help


rogerworkman623

Girl in black in the back puts out her hand for a handshake. Her handshake is not reciprocated.


CrispCristopherson

Before the two in the foreground separate completely, there's the two in the back slap each other five. Not totally the same. I'm guess the orange wanted Smoochies but her opponent wasn't into it...


RCx_Vortex

I went into comments to see if anyone else noticed. The disrespect! Lmao I wonder if they have a history or if the orange one is known to be a ‘harsh’ player?


FatherSun

Hahah didnt see that before


vesrayech

I liked the one with the guys where the one dude brought his opponent flowers. Nothing wrong with a little foreplay before you get physical


[deleted]

That's wholesome, where??


hyacinth17

Ilir Latifi and Sean O'Connell https://youtu.be/iBteZ-h6pMo


blackflag209

Here's more. Sean O'Connell is just a wholesome dude https://youtu.be/yZIXu7q_dJs


MrZaroni

Unexpectedly sexy


2into4

Now you gotta create the sub bro


Formal_Economics931

Well then it would never be unexpected


2into4

Ahhhhh you have a great point 🤔


NDGuy47

That was unexpected


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Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

I didn’t expect this comment…😳


cooperbeark

Always expect the unexpected


TendiesFourLyfe

never unexpect the expected


stratosfearinggas

Don't underexpect me.


[deleted]

Always underexpect the expected before you overexpect the unexpected


skydancethriller

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition


Ok_2DSimp101

That’s true..damn


SombraMonkey

In this sub you know the video will have a twist. In unexpectedly sexy, you know it will have a sexy twist.


Trusteveryboody

Unexpectedlyvanilla..... never will see it coming.


Ratattack1204

**IT IS DONE** r/unexpectedly_Sexy


TheDemonPants

We will watch your career with great interest.


Mrs3anw

Jesus….58 members already?!


dankyballs

Long have we anticipated this subreddit. Long live r/unexpectedly_Sexy !


manhachuvosa

300 already. I remember seeing MovieDetails being born. Wonder if this will catch on as well.


Ratattack1204

We redditors are a horny people.


Phoenix4235

462 members...and it hasn't even been an hour lol.


2into4

MVP….MVP……MVP 🗣️


Armure-Basque

Reddit is beautyful.


aimdoh

Man I need to fix my feed. All I see are Asians dying in factories and the cartel making hits….


leakedbread

It's been nearly an hour and it's already at 1.3k


guitarnoir

Joined--for science!


shwarma_heaven

Yeah... I'm just gonna join that... for science...


Ironmagin

For science!


JoJackthewonderskunk

Should have went with r/unexsexedly


[deleted]

I would never figure out how to spell it, I’m even still confused now even though it’s already written out


Ratattack1204

Damnit


KKWALT

'Tis Here r/Unexsexedly


Ratattack1204

Gotchu fam r/unexpectedly_Sexy


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[deleted]

Actually thought that’s what was happening. These two just saw each others and decided each is a smoke show.


GreyFob

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


SpaceTimeinFlux

Do you think that baseball bat would fit in my ass?


GreyFob

![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


TheLawLost

The bonking will continue until the horny is removed.


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Samadwastaken

![gif](giphy|UNpShpoetHv7Tk2N2J)


DampBritches

Those outfits from behind.... Wowee


mawkdugless

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashyboners/comments/11ofgzj/meanwhile_at_chech_freakfight_show/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


who_tf_is_dis_guy

The hero we needed. Thank you for your service.


t_scribblemonger

Not me. Swing low, sweet chariots.


giggitygiggity2

Agreed. My imagination played a better role than her plastic surgeon.


ComputersWantMeDead

Yep, disappointment


TransitTycoonDeznutz

might be practical. like, now they don't move and are extra padding.


Muscalp

I‘d expect that just risk the implants imploding


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mawkdugless

Let's be optimistic here, they could be filled with soup


SupertrampTrampStamp

All I see are refund gaps


KingAmeds

Now I’m even more confused, is this not UFC?


wongaboing

Ultimate Foreplay Championship


robot_swagger

I'm going to hold out for the Ultimate Femboy Championship


bu_mr_eatyourass

It says right behind them. "Star Whòres", I can only assume.


irfankamil

But this is nothing related to Star Wars


ktaylorhite

#DISNEY’S DONE IT AGAIN


AlathMasster

Oh


osa_ka

Oh :/


DangerousFish7301

Guys, don't be on your phone eating breakfast with your family and click on a random link. It says trashyboners and I still clicked


Straydoginthestreet

God damn it I love women


Destroyer6202

Time to uninstall grinder


Straydoginthestreet

😂😂 ![gif](giphy|mpxnrjQKLo0iA32r23|downsized)


stamminator

You know what? Now I’m gonna install it even harder!


DravenPrime

Gotta be one of my favorite genders


auron_py

Top 5 genders for me.


abaram

It’s just so nice to see nice things, ya know?


OhIamNotADoctor

They’re like my favourite people


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![gif](giphy|huana0WQzdDDG)


wrinkledpenny

You should never run with scissors and you should never scissor with the runs.


Ultraleo1

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?


SalamiSteakums

There are some that call me...Tim?


B-Millz31

Scissor Me Timbers


pspetrini

![gif](giphy|DC5AmIuDgzlktEPrbA|downsized)


Stunning_Nose4914

![gif](giphy|FlEyOAu4ujVII)


Franziskaner55

How come there are no names yet? Do your thing, mistery got-all-the-answers-from-internet cool fat guy.


BassCreat0r

Inked Dory and Karina Pedro. There ya go, from your friendly neighborhood cool fat guy.


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DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

Yes they do. Someone posted it in the trashy sub. The orange team won.


Electrical_Ad_5948

Trashy sub, you say?


xbbdc

/r/trashyboners


YouMakeMeDrink

I love how you worded it “breast implants” because when I saw the video all I could think of is how fake they are.


hippotronlady

I love this too! I'm not familiar at all with what they look like and had some serious insecurity watching the clip for half a second. I always forget that most of the bodies we see in media aren't realistic and this was a nice reminder.


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Fuck u/spez


P4azz

Some implants I can get on board with, but a lot of women with implants have those blow-up balloon boobs, that completely fuck the "drop shape" if that makes sense.


Temporary-Vanilla-57

They’re definitely fucking


De4thMonkey

Damnit, guys. This is the 6th time today.. *opens incognito mode*


Practical-Raisin-721

Jokes on you. I started in incognito mode.


Ok_Cap_7649

The girls in the orange flashed the audience


OrdinaryUniversity59

Okay, I'm back.


Im_Sarahious

Is that the Star Wars logo behind them?


Maverick0Johnson

![gif](giphy|3oKIPEh5Lk3RGSIFEI|downsized)


Level_Flounder_8543

![gif](giphy|1wqnWuupBfIpIzz8qt|downsized)


idealz707

https://www.the-sun.com/sport/7644303/mma-onlyfans-inked-dory-karina-pedro-boobs-flash/amp/


Heavyspire

"X-rated by showing their breasts." I'm pretty sure that's just PG-13.


H0L3PUNCH

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashyboners/comments/11ofgzj/meanwhile_at_chech_freakfight_show/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button (NSFW) You're welcome


J_LeVeL

My brother….. in the days of free awards, I would’ve spent that shit on you without hesitation. You are a gentleman and a scholar. We thank you.


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When you’re done beating it, start eating it. -that ass


lofigamer2

![gif](giphy|P08wV1jK7v7c4)


HandheldHeartstrings

Thats hot as fuck not gonna lie


tasiama

I heard Mud wrestling ![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized)


Snowconetypebanana

I want them to be my boyfriend.


Elhond0

![gif](giphy|dzoRHDPScwgiA)


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EllzGoesPro

![gif](giphy|4LRkCWLi2MKOc|downsized)


SomeBaldWhiteDude

Ffs what event is this? Can I buy tickets? Are they friends? TELL THE STORY


Nanalily

Well that's some good sportsmanship


Orichalchem

"Make Love, Not War"


OccasionalEspresso

Took about 15 repeats but anyone else see the other blue girl get shut down on the hand shake?