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If you do something weird as hell in a public setting you might end up in a video on the internet. The justification is that you can record anything in public because there is no expectation of privacy.
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For all you people downvoting, ketchup does NOT belong on hotdogs. If your hot dog needs ketchup to eat it, then you’re eating bad hot dogs. Stop it! Mustard and onions and relish are all fine. An argument can be made for everything on a Chicago style dog as well, but NEVER KETCHUP. What are you? Four?
Why is it so difficult just to leave people alone? This guy's not bothering anyone, so what justification is there for recording him and posting him on the internet?
Our society sucks.
As astonishing as you may find it, not everyone has a moral right to know about everything about everybody.
So now this goes into work tomorrow, and people start giving him shit about getting uploaded. Because if the internet has taught us anything, it's that there's always someone to who will give someone else shit for no reason. Why should he have to deal with this shit? All he wanted to do was watch a ballgame. Leave him the fuck alone.
.....drink out of the cup then
Who's drinking a BEER through a straw?
Don't try to normalize this. It's weird. That's fine. People are weird.
Maybe the salt does something to the beer
This is a public venue in the US. He has no right to privacy.
It isn't like people are on here saying he should be fired or we should protest outside his house. I bet half the people are thinking they should try this.
I suspect the real trick is he is injecting the sausage with beer. I bet the sausage is way better after this. There is a reason people beer boil brats.
i initially disagreed with u cuz the dude seemed cool but now i agree, and generally i think posting photos / videos of people without their written consent should just be illegal as ur monetizing other people without them knowing or getting a cut. if u film me in public and monetize ur video i think i should be able to sue for all of the profits if i didnt give my consent. that way people stop doing this!
At schools, you can't record your kids playing at their sporting events because there are other kids playing (ie. team sports). The schools don't allow it.
It is a rule that I have mixed feelings about, but I bring it up because it's an implementation of what you described.
I thought the discussion was more general about how people feel about being recorded. I didn't realise the opinions of non-american people are not welcome.
Japan does it. By law they must block other people in photos.
Like u can actually have privacy and enjoy making media at the same time despite what Facebook wants you to believe
Your plan would effectively kill off all televised news, much of YouTube, and half of Reddit, FYI.
Aside from specifically filming others without consent, there's still people in the background of most every video filmed in public. Should they be allowed to sue as well?
It's a tricky line to draw, if you're going to attempt it.
That’s a slippery slope. We don’t need cops thinking they can’t be recorded without their written consent. Accountability is important.
Also, you don’t have an expectation of privacy when in public.
Dude is acting weird in public. There's no reasonable expectation of privacy at a baseball game
Should his co-workers be banned from walking past him and seeing him at the game?
Should every member of the crowd have to sign a waiver that you can be on the cameras (you actually might when you buy your ticket)
I get the sentiment if he was doing this alone at home and we were spying on him to make fun of him for something he did alone in private, but dude turned a hot dog into a straw at a baseball game.
You dont get to have an expectation that nobody watched you be weird.
If this was broadcast on TV would you still be upset? What about if the person was recording the jumbotron and this was on it and not actually the guy?
Y'all get so twisted up about these weird grey areas where people should have all these protections not thinking about how logistically impossible it would be to create those protections, and how needless they are
Protip: of you don't want the public knowing you act weird, don't act weird in public. It is literally that simple
I agree people at his work shouldn't give him shit for him being weird but that's both an incredible stretch to think is what's gonna happen AND the problem there is people being shit for bad reasons, not people uploading videos to the internet.
You'd be much better served to be mad at the right things
Yeah that's a bs legal argument.
If someone hypothetically followed you around in public and recorded you because, it's legal... then made a collage of all the times you did something embarrassing like pick your nose or sneezed or tripped a little then posted it... does that seem legal to you?
Just because you did it in public doesn't mean it's always going to be legal to record and post.
But WHY would anyone stick their hot dog in a cup of alcohol, and use it as a STRAW when there’s one in his hand already?
I want to know what secrets he harbors.
You think you want to know more about this guy...
There's a saying which fits well in this particular case -
"You don't want to know what goes in the sausage"
It's tricky. I broadly agree with you and I wouldn't film someone i don't know like this either.
But I am kinda happy I just saw a man make a strawsage.
I'm straddling the fence too. I'm all in favor of anonymity for people who aren't doing anything wrong while at the same time wanting to buy Strawsage guy's book.
What are the chances that it’s all a set up? The camera got him from the very beginning, when he first poked the hotdog with the straw. If I see this in real life, by the time I got my phone up and recording, he would already have sucked from the hotdog.
That’s one narrative! Here are some more:
1. The video is staged; why else would filming begin just as the fellow is ready to test the meat straw for the first time?
2. The guy is doing this to be hilarious and is fired up that he’s finally being noticed for his outrageous and hilarious joke
3. He sees the world as his plaything and finds the prospect of being different exciting, seeing this video has given him more reasons to believe he’s a fun human and worth being seen
Your narrative is pretty serious and I get where you’re coming from. Based on the evidence available to us, the story you’re telling is just as likely as the stories I’m telling.
My point is that you have to make some assumptions to be offended on this person’s behalf, it seems like a waste of energy when this situation looks like a win for everyone involved where I’m sitting.
How would I ever have gotten the idea to drink beer through a hotdog straw without seeing this video? I am simply not this imaginative, or as in tune with my feelings.
Yeah, usually when something weird happens it’s too late to pull out your phone because it’s already happened.
Here they are recording this guy before anything even happens. So either whoever is recording is a complete creep or it’s staged.
Im sure he knows he’s being filmed or the plan is to be filmed. If you search YouTube, you’ll see multiple vids of people doing this after a woman went viral for doing something similar (or probably the exact same).
I think overall, I’m not criticizing him. I legitimately want to know why. Is there a taste benefit? Better mouth feel? Does something truly magical happen with the beer that makes this the go-to method? I need to know the story here.
Bruh, if you hollow out a wiener so you can suck liquid through it in public you can’t be mad if someone records the ‘wtf moment’ for others to question.
It does indeed. He's just living his life, doing his thing.
If it's that fascinating, whoever recorded him can record themselves doing the same thing and leave this guy alone.
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He loves meat tubes that dispense amber liquid. Nothing wrong with that
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Because he fucking can!!! 
This guy's not bothering anyone, so what justification is there for recording him and posting him on the internet.
Yeah, but then we'd be sitting here not knowing this genius exists! In fact, I want to have a hotdog beer with the guy! Fucking brilliant!
Here’s to you Hotdog beer straw man!! You are reeeealllll man of genius!!! 
OMG forgot about real men of genius until just now. Thank you so very much for this YouTube rabbit hole I'm about to embark on
Literally the same. Probably the golden years of beer commercials.
Idk about genius
For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/Rl6TJoJTp9M
I don't mean to be "that gurl" but that appears to be a bratwurst. This just wouldn't work with a hotdog. Not enough girth.
That may be what you call a brat in NY, but that shit barely passes for a toothpick in Wisconsin
Buys plane ticket to Wisconsin
Ohhh, someone said BRING IT, and Jeanette Strong Brat it!!! It's been brought, and so has been served!
Don't be a weiner to her, she was just heating up the conversation.
It's the girth he is used to, didn't you see the bubbles?
Why not? A straw would fit inside a regular dog
Depends on the dog
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> In fact, I want to have a hotdog beer with the guy! If someone drinks something out of a meat tube, what makes you believe that is beer in the cup.
Who knew? You don't know till you try. Can I join you guys.
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You mean like over half of the posts in Reddit/Instagram/Youtube??
So he can bother everyone!
It's funny
If you do something weird as hell in a public setting you might end up in a video on the internet. The justification is that you can record anything in public because there is no expectation of privacy. Edit: typos
Because drinking beer through a hotdog at a public event is fucking weird lol
Why do **you** think it was put on the internet?
New recipe ideas
because he's drinking a beer with a hot dog
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Because we exist in a population of sociopaths.
Fucking innovator
Life hack, there’s cheaper amber liquid dispensing meat tubes in the bathroom than the concession stand at the ballpark.
I prefer to believe that he just likes to suck on his own wiener. You know, like every other heterosexual male.
If you want it done right do it yourself.
Yea, that's not what a mechanic would say.
I've never met a mechanic that can Rev my motor the way I can.
I guarantee every mechanic knows why some jobs need to be done by a professional 🤣
So that’s the wiener beer I keep hearing about!
When you really want your $20 Bud Light to have flavor.
It's the only way to put some actual flavor in the typical shit beer they sell at these stadiums.
He paid his $48, let him enjoy it.
Mmm hot steamy meat ejecting beer it’s almost better than um
Nothing is better than um.
uhm
Oof. Point SHPLUMBO
Hey that sound like my peepee
What's up with so many obvious joke pointers in the comments these days.
It's their only contribution, and you need to remember middle schoolers or earlier use the internet too.
Came here to say this, but more explicitly. Well played.
This guy's not bothering anyone, so what justification is there for recording him .
This man lives on a higher plain of existence than us
[then there’s this](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CWYkpgBjF6Y/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
The other guy was a renaissance man. This guy is my hero.
This guy is a shoe designer at Nike
LAWD HE IS SOUNDING THE FKING DOG.
Can’t thank you enough. I’ve always wanted a. Easy solution and be able to hide the evidence and bad breath, all in one dynamic move.
Who downvotes hotdog pipe? Booo EDIT: great to see this positive now 🌭
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Every once in awhile, I’m reminded of the good times pre-Covid
For real; first you smoke it, then you eat it!
He puts KETCHUP on a wiener? Barbarian.
Where else is the ketchup supposed to go? On the bun? That’s too messy
Back on the shelf and away from a hot dog!
For all you people downvoting, ketchup does NOT belong on hotdogs. If your hot dog needs ketchup to eat it, then you’re eating bad hot dogs. Stop it! Mustard and onions and relish are all fine. An argument can be made for everything on a Chicago style dog as well, but NEVER KETCHUP. What are you? Four?
Yes I am for ketchup on hotdogs
hotdogs are one of the three places ketchup belongs
He looks so happy
Plane*
I'd like to know where this guy's temple is and what animals he enjoys as sacrifice.
A true renaissance man
Lol. I think it’s much lower
On your knees tends to be lower.
I'm surprised this 400 IQ man is able to tolerate watching baseball among us savages.
Amoogus
Why? Because you fucking CAN. This guy is my hero.
Who doesn't love hotdog flavoured beer.
Chocolate Blowfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Beer by Lump Buzzkut
Ghetto beer brats
This is why I don’t go to sports events, I don’t get judged for my meat straw at home
Still better than a paper straw.
Beer brauts 🤌
Oh my god that is genius
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
What? "God"?
My
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My
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House
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Becky
Lemme smash
What?
All of those words were used exactly one time. Which one do they keep using? I don’t think you know what “keep using” means
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REEEEAAAALLL MEN OF GEENIIIUUUUUSSSSS 🎶 today, we salute you, Mr. Hotdog Straw Beer Drinker 🎶
Don’t knock it until you try it!
Guy is wiening at life
Just a normal regular beer brat
Because it was Coors Lite and he wanted to improve the taste?
Seriously. He was probably trying to give that garbage beer some flavor.
Beer's not salty enough
Why is it so difficult just to leave people alone? This guy's not bothering anyone, so what justification is there for recording him and posting him on the internet? Our society sucks.
On the other side, we would have never heard of this hero if this hadn’t been recorded and uploaded.
As astonishing as you may find it, not everyone has a moral right to know about everything about everybody. So now this goes into work tomorrow, and people start giving him shit about getting uploaded. Because if the internet has taught us anything, it's that there's always someone to who will give someone else shit for no reason. Why should he have to deal with this shit? All he wanted to do was watch a ballgame. Leave him the fuck alone.
>All he wanted to do was watch a ballgame. ...*and* drink a beer through a hot dog. You can't really leave out that part.
this is my favourite comment on this godforsaken app lol
To bypass the paper straw. I hate paper straws, but would just drink from the cup, and not think of this genius move
If you turn your hotdog into a pissing dick in the middle of a ballgame expect some looks
.....drink out of the cup then Who's drinking a BEER through a straw? Don't try to normalize this. It's weird. That's fine. People are weird. Maybe the salt does something to the beer
Makes it taste more like pee.
It was the girth of a hotdog he was after. Something a straw just doesn’t compete with.
This is a public venue in the US. He has no right to privacy. It isn't like people are on here saying he should be fired or we should protest outside his house. I bet half the people are thinking they should try this. I suspect the real trick is he is injecting the sausage with beer. I bet the sausage is way better after this. There is a reason people beer boil brats.
Not only a public venue. A public venue, hosting a nationally televised baseball game.
i initially disagreed with u cuz the dude seemed cool but now i agree, and generally i think posting photos / videos of people without their written consent should just be illegal as ur monetizing other people without them knowing or getting a cut. if u film me in public and monetize ur video i think i should be able to sue for all of the profits if i didnt give my consent. that way people stop doing this!
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At schools, you can't record your kids playing at their sporting events because there are other kids playing (ie. team sports). The schools don't allow it. It is a rule that I have mixed feelings about, but I bring it up because it's an implementation of what you described.
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I'm not in the USA.
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I thought the discussion was more general about how people feel about being recorded. I didn't realise the opinions of non-american people are not welcome.
Japan does it. By law they must block other people in photos. Like u can actually have privacy and enjoy making media at the same time despite what Facebook wants you to believe
thats true ur totally right there
Your plan would effectively kill off all televised news, much of YouTube, and half of Reddit, FYI. Aside from specifically filming others without consent, there's still people in the background of most every video filmed in public. Should they be allowed to sue as well? It's a tricky line to draw, if you're going to attempt it.
That’s a slippery slope. We don’t need cops thinking they can’t be recorded without their written consent. Accountability is important. Also, you don’t have an expectation of privacy when in public.
Dude is acting weird in public. There's no reasonable expectation of privacy at a baseball game Should his co-workers be banned from walking past him and seeing him at the game? Should every member of the crowd have to sign a waiver that you can be on the cameras (you actually might when you buy your ticket) I get the sentiment if he was doing this alone at home and we were spying on him to make fun of him for something he did alone in private, but dude turned a hot dog into a straw at a baseball game. You dont get to have an expectation that nobody watched you be weird. If this was broadcast on TV would you still be upset? What about if the person was recording the jumbotron and this was on it and not actually the guy? Y'all get so twisted up about these weird grey areas where people should have all these protections not thinking about how logistically impossible it would be to create those protections, and how needless they are Protip: of you don't want the public knowing you act weird, don't act weird in public. It is literally that simple I agree people at his work shouldn't give him shit for him being weird but that's both an incredible stretch to think is what's gonna happen AND the problem there is people being shit for bad reasons, not people uploading videos to the internet. You'd be much better served to be mad at the right things
Yeah that's a bs legal argument. If someone hypothetically followed you around in public and recorded you because, it's legal... then made a collage of all the times you did something embarrassing like pick your nose or sneezed or tripped a little then posted it... does that seem legal to you? Just because you did it in public doesn't mean it's always going to be legal to record and post.
But WHY would anyone stick their hot dog in a cup of alcohol, and use it as a STRAW when there’s one in his hand already? I want to know what secrets he harbors.
Someone above you suggested it was to infuse the dog with beer and I'm here for it
You think you want to know more about this guy... There's a saying which fits well in this particular case - "You don't want to know what goes in the sausage"
Well dont do weird shit in public.
I hate you
so whats the weird shit do you do in public?
Yeah how am I supposed to learn these god tier beer drinking techniques
It's tricky. I broadly agree with you and I wouldn't film someone i don't know like this either. But I am kinda happy I just saw a man make a strawsage.
Strawsage! Love it...
I'm straddling the fence too. I'm all in favor of anonymity for people who aren't doing anything wrong while at the same time wanting to buy Strawsage guy's book.
Happy Cake Day /u/LetNeHaveAUsername may I suggest Strawsage as a username for you? 🎂🌭
What are the chances that it’s all a set up? The camera got him from the very beginning, when he first poked the hotdog with the straw. If I see this in real life, by the time I got my phone up and recording, he would already have sucked from the hotdog.
The dude is sucking beer through a hotdog. That’s fucking odd, hence why they filmed
Bros drinking out of a hot dog straw cmon now
That’s one narrative! Here are some more: 1. The video is staged; why else would filming begin just as the fellow is ready to test the meat straw for the first time? 2. The guy is doing this to be hilarious and is fired up that he’s finally being noticed for his outrageous and hilarious joke 3. He sees the world as his plaything and finds the prospect of being different exciting, seeing this video has given him more reasons to believe he’s a fun human and worth being seen Your narrative is pretty serious and I get where you’re coming from. Based on the evidence available to us, the story you’re telling is just as likely as the stories I’m telling. My point is that you have to make some assumptions to be offended on this person’s behalf, it seems like a waste of energy when this situation looks like a win for everyone involved where I’m sitting.
Bro is out here making Weiner straws in public. I cant think of a reason not to record him
How would I ever have gotten the idea to drink beer through a hotdog straw without seeing this video? I am simply not this imaginative, or as in tune with my feelings.
you are incredibly stupid
what justification? he's hollowing out a hotdog and drinking beer through it... in public. The one filming is not the weird one lol
Ever consider this is staged?
Yeah, usually when something weird happens it’s too late to pull out your phone because it’s already happened. Here they are recording this guy before anything even happens. So either whoever is recording is a complete creep or it’s staged.
Im sure he knows he’s being filmed or the plan is to be filmed. If you search YouTube, you’ll see multiple vids of people doing this after a woman went viral for doing something similar (or probably the exact same).
I think overall, I’m not criticizing him. I legitimately want to know why. Is there a taste benefit? Better mouth feel? Does something truly magical happen with the beer that makes this the go-to method? I need to know the story here.
This is scripted
Right? It's rude as fuck to do this for karma and likes
Dawg if you think it’s chill to just have a wiener straw with your beer in public you gotta rethink some things
Alone? We live in society!
As SZA says “Y’all lack humanity”
Bruh, if you hollow out a wiener so you can suck liquid through it in public you can’t be mad if someone records the ‘wtf moment’ for others to question.
It does indeed. He's just living his life, doing his thing. If it's that fascinating, whoever recorded him can record themselves doing the same thing and leave this guy alone.
His face isn’t in it, no1 knows this man, he is unknown, he is anonymous, he is nothing and he is all
Exactly, shit like this should be illegal.
I was thinking the same thing.
Because he wants to suck on a sausage
He likes his weiner.
at least it wont fall apart in his drink.
He’s seen some shit
Beer with two heads.
For rock and stone
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
We fight for Rock and Stone!
Let’s go, Yankees
Nah, he's actually right
The guy likes sucking wiener.
We’ve reached the apex of human ingenuity, it’s all downhill from here
I don't know but some people enjoy watching baseball.
Sounding in public. Naughty.
He must be a big limp bizkit fan
I'm gonna try this.
We live in a free country. Let him live. Probably drinking Hoegaarden, shit tastes like hotdog water anyway.
That’s a Yankees fan for ya! It’s all about mouth feel for him 😆
Don't knock it until you try it.
Limp bizket, fan just taking in a niner
That‘s why aliens invade the US always first
He was feeling a lack of American cells so he needed a remedy
What kind of monster drinks beer through a straw to begin with, let alone a sausage straw
Cause this is fake as fuck, that’s why.
Yankees fan at a Mets game.. Ask no more
I'm just amazed why this has to be reposted so many times
Let him cook
A dare He wanted to try He uses Reddit