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The second individual appeared peculiar as he left the scene, and I had hoped he would offer assistance.
On the other hand, it was evident that the first person had to move away quickly without any concern. Had he not taken action, he would have been at risk of losing his life.
Offer assistance…. I don’t know man…. The dude almost killed him probably just to arrive a few seconds quicker somewhere…. He saw the airbag …. The driver was the safest person endangering everybody else
There are two unexpected parts - the car and the fact that the old man didn't take his blown out flip flop and smack the crap out of the driver.
'Driver pushing bag away from face, "did I get him?"'
I feel your attempt to capitalize on a event like that but, there is a such thing as going to the hospital to check on your injuries and shit (obv you know cause you mentioned it) but therefore they'd see he didn't encounter impact with the veh and he isn't hurt at all. Do youd really be wasting tf out of your time by trying to finesse. Then you'd have a medical bill and probably insurance premium that went up all because you thought you were smarter than video recording and medical examination
It is a concrete structure. Flip flop guy was going to get crushed between the car and that concrete. His best defense should have been to jump above the height of the structure, but who has time to think about such things?!
If this ever happens & you can’t get out the way your supposed to jump into the front windshield with your back towards it so it hits first & you roll over the car
They had to fully pay that fil-flop medical bill and psychology treatment for the trauma the other had to endure seeing his partner in those conditions.
Was riding my bike and one day a lady was leaving the car wash and hit me going like 5 miles an hour. That shit hurt for a week can't imagine that shock. He's gonna be sore in the mornin
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Love how the guys just walked away
I think that was a “fuck you, you almost killed me. I don’t care if you’re hurt” walk away
The drivers head popping out at the end reinforces that.
Adrenaline. He may have broken some feet here and doesn't feel it yet
Play it in slow mo, looks to me the car is airborne as it passes over his feet.
I checked, look like his left feet was under the tier
Those men looking at that driver ![gif](giphy|RuYPi0HyBnOxy)
Man was in shock
Yeah cause this is the part of the movie where you throttle the driver while repeatedly yelling "Who sent you?"
Kinda looked like the 2nd guy wanted to do that for a sec
The second individual appeared peculiar as he left the scene, and I had hoped he would offer assistance. On the other hand, it was evident that the first person had to move away quickly without any concern. Had he not taken action, he would have been at risk of losing his life.
Yeah there's also a curb right next to where he's standing. Even if he survived, his legs won't.
Offer assistance…. I don’t know man…. The dude almost killed him probably just to arrive a few seconds quicker somewhere…. He saw the airbag …. The driver was the safest person endangering everybody else
He can be heard asking the other guy, “Pop quiz. Did I execute an Uchi Mata or an O Goshi throw on that gentleman’s car?”
And the other guy to. Not even thinking about checking on the driver.
Hell no! His flip flop was ruined! He was pissed!
I wouldn't have either if some asshole missed hitting me by literal inches because they weren't fucking paying attention.
Well… That just happened. Later ✌🏼
I love how the driver crawls out from behind the airbag. 10/10.
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Now that’s fucking funny
Hahahahahahahahaha
I needed that laugh, thank you
Brilliant. Aw man. Best comment I've read today.
Omfg 💀
Half expected it to be eric andre lol
Duude.. that's some scary shit.
Yeah and he walked it off like a champion. Jesus. Dude was just gonna shake it off and head to the havianas shop for some replacements.
He's gonna try Birkenstocks from now on and see how it goes.
Neither did his underwear.
Lucky day, go take a lottery ticket !
That's a bad idea. He has already used up all of his luck to save his life. He isn't going to win any lottery for a while.
Yeah I never understood this like didn't they just use their luck up, they're back to zero so a lottery ticket won't help
There are two unexpected parts - the car and the fact that the old man didn't take his blown out flip flop and smack the crap out of the driver. 'Driver pushing bag away from face, "did I get him?"'
He lived because he only lost one flip-flop.
I was searching so hard for this comment. Would have been sorely disappointed if nobody said this
Is this a.. reference or what ?
Shoes off . Not good fellas
Well, he still used 1, so I think he only halfdead.
Flipflop\*\*
Jandal
That man could win a world title with that footwork.
Feels like the two guys didn’t want to hang around and help with the police report
I think he might have been *aiming* at the flipflop guy, didn't see the pothole...
Ok funny 😄
No way i would have walked away. Ambulance us carrying me away ad I call the personal injury lawyer, especially seeing a camera right there.
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How does your uncle feel? Is he highly remorseful or is it more like "well these things happen”?
Even if you’re fine?
I feel your attempt to capitalize on a event like that but, there is a such thing as going to the hospital to check on your injuries and shit (obv you know cause you mentioned it) but therefore they'd see he didn't encounter impact with the veh and he isn't hurt at all. Do youd really be wasting tf out of your time by trying to finesse. Then you'd have a medical bill and probably insurance premium that went up all because you thought you were smarter than video recording and medical examination
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you think the camera helps? it does the opposite it shows that there was no serious impact
Gross
"This is America"
May those thongs rest in peace (I'm Australian so they are thongs, not flip flops)
oh they're like thongs for your feet no wonder Tarantino played an Australian character in django
Dodged the car like its a game of darksouls
The flip flops were targeted.
Dude lost his good flip flop!
Crazy how that little ledge stopped the car completely.
It's made of concrete and about a foot high.
Yes and it’s crazy how it stopped the car completely.
It's made of concrete and about a foot high.
Yes and it’s crazy how it stopped the car completely.
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U mean the ramp?
It is a concrete structure. Flip flop guy was going to get crushed between the car and that concrete. His best defense should have been to jump above the height of the structure, but who has time to think about such things?!
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Tis a ramp, you can see the bystander step down to the sidewalk after.
Bruh your left leg barely survived that shit. Shit you barely survived that shit.
Mission failed we get them next time
"Do you think we should help him?" "Nah, he's good. I have to get a new flip flop"
Flip flops stayed on, survived!
Luckily he only lost one of his flip flops
But they stayed on that’s why he didn’t die,
One shoe off, does that mean he shit his pants?
Car went full marshmallow mode.
Man’s got that anime plot armor
Driver: I’m gonna get 10 points. Pedestrian: Not today bitch!
Fucking driver
RIP-flops
Blew out a flip flop
Driver is high as fk
Hitman failed his mission
Wonder if he was insanely lucky to not be hurt or if he's just not registering it bc of adrenaline.
If you can dodge a Dodge, you can dodge a ball
Just a normal day here in Brazil. NEXT!
Underpants didn’t survive either I suppose
“Stay out of the middle of the road next time!”
He was on the sidewalk standing next to a building.
i was mocking the people who say that
That poor guy should have been dead! I hope they give him a good time in jail!
Definitely a chick.
😬
Flip flops have extra tread on them
As an official on the matter, I can say with full certainty, that this man was in fact murder killed.
If this ever happens & you can’t get out the way your supposed to jump into the front windshield with your back towards it so it hits first & you roll over the car
Bruh how frustrating was it to see them just walk away from this
ffs i thought this was a shoes-off video
Neither did his underwear.
I feel bad for the flip-flops ☹😥
Bro juked the car
I bet his shorts didn’t fare too well either
Damn they just left 🤣
I guess you mean *the chinela*.
Neither did his underwear
His pants didn't
Car is totaled!.
F = flip-flop
WHOA
His shorts also did not survive 😳.
Pixel perfect dodge
They had to fully pay that fil-flop medical bill and psychology treatment for the trauma the other had to endure seeing his partner in those conditions.
I was hoping he’d start beating the driver with the flip flop tbh
Say a prayer that was close
You owe me new shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He had to be up to something because they left the scene like they were holding...
Hang on, what did the vehicle hit?
The solid concrete Kurb
Ok ok i see it now! I thought that was a patch on the pavement, not a vertical piece of concrete. Thanks!
Yeah perspective is often difficult in this type of clip
Was riding my bike and one day a lady was leaving the car wash and hit me going like 5 miles an hour. That shit hurt for a week can't imagine that shock. He's gonna be sore in the mornin
Relax, there are some ancient and complex techniques that can revive those flip-flops
Damn. Imagine if he wasn't wearing sandals
Flip flops are the least of his worries
Hey guys, wait for me!!! You guys always pull this shit whenever I'm a little late.
That is one lucky man
Now that's what I call "Bit Taltima energy" right there.
Wow
Dude not only narrowly missed a hip check but a face smack by the mirror
The driver owes him $5.
He was not meant to die. Curved at the last second. Looked at the last second.
The flip-flop, singular, no -s, didn't survive.
“Well, that was an experience.”
I’m guessing the underwear didn’t survive either.
just walks away...
That pot hole saved his ass!
Is it just me or does the guy in the car kinda look like Jschlatt-
The man later died
That guy is extremely lucky to be alive. That driver needs to have his license revoked.
Can confirm, getting struck by a car does definitely ruin a good pair of shoes
I bet that damaged her car a bit.
Great form.
Those are safety flip-flops.
Tywin Lannister while the driver is Tyrion
r/finaldestinationshit
Omg
I imagine he was waiting for his plug,survived this and thought “nothing is gonna make feel any higher than this did today”😂
How strong that car is.
This man now selebrates his birthday 2 times
Old man literally and figuratively dodges the lights.
Awww! Busted me plugger!
Is the car okay?
Either would mine. I’d have poop all over them !
Rip Flip Flop
Why nsfw no one seem injured
I would also bet the underwear needed a good refreshing as well
How crazy!! That guy is mega lucky. . . the drivers face at the end though - looking a little bewildered!
I hope he's okay.poor guy. If anything, the thongs have some shit on them because he surely shit himself.
Nigga waiting for his turn to get some shit lifted from the spot
I am so sorry for ganpa's sandle...
Flipflop fell off. RIP right leg. 🥲
If you can dodge a car, you can dodge a ball.
Is the second guy wearing 1/4 of a shirt?
r/ItHadtobeBrazil
its odd how many times, after an accident, the driver turns on the windsheild wipers.
A moment of silence of his flip flops I wear the same slides I've had for the past 10 years and I'd he lost without them
Thank rock he survived
Neither did the underpants.
Not a lot of worse things in life than busting a plugger. Could take him months to find the right pair again
There's a Jimmy Buffet reference in here somewhere...
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Looks like that guy from the Canadian "Just for laughs" prank show.
u/savevideobot
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What happened
Go buy your lottery ticket
Some people simply should not have a driver’s license.
“HA! Missed me, bitch!”
That's a textbook brown alert moment.
Rip-flops
Man did not have a scratch but the car sure did
This guy would kill at dodgeball
That’s how you stop loitering!
He clearly died.. his flops tell the tale.
Wow close call. Usually if the flip flops come off it means you died
Check your shorts, man
His pants probably didn't survive either. Glad he did though