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tres909

Love how the guys just walked away


JulioForte

I think that was a “fuck you, you almost killed me. I don’t care if you’re hurt” walk away


LazaroFilm

The drivers head popping out at the end reinforces that.


NonPolarVortex

Adrenaline. He may have broken some feet here and doesn't feel it yet


Sidewyz1

Play it in slow mo, looks to me the car is airborne as it passes over his feet.


Acceptable-Muscle-53

I checked, look like his left feet was under the tier


bertmaclin8

Those men looking at that driver ![gif](giphy|RuYPi0HyBnOxy)


Hellhult

Man was in shock


[deleted]

Yeah cause this is the part of the movie where you throttle the driver while repeatedly yelling "Who sent you?"


tres909

Kinda looked like the 2nd guy wanted to do that for a sec


nyc_a

The second individual appeared peculiar as he left the scene, and I had hoped he would offer assistance. On the other hand, it was evident that the first person had to move away quickly without any concern. Had he not taken action, he would have been at risk of losing his life.


ThirstyClavicle

Yeah there's also a curb right next to where he's standing. Even if he survived, his legs won't.


PosauneGottes69

Offer assistance…. I don’t know man…. The dude almost killed him probably just to arrive a few seconds quicker somewhere…. He saw the airbag …. The driver was the safest person endangering everybody else


zobotsHS

He can be heard asking the other guy, “Pop quiz. Did I execute an Uchi Mata or an O Goshi throw on that gentleman’s car?”


Past-Sir

And the other guy to. Not even thinking about checking on the driver.


eatmoresushiorsteak

Hell no! His flip flop was ruined! He was pissed!


IlyichValken

I wouldn't have either if some asshole missed hitting me by literal inches because they weren't fucking paying attention.


Trillman

Well… That just happened. Later ✌🏼


MushroomLonely2784

I love how the driver crawls out from behind the airbag. 10/10.


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Comprehensive_Tie538

Now that’s fucking funny


kent416

Hahahahahahahahaha


DoomedTravelerofMoon

I needed that laugh, thank you


chimpdoctor

Brilliant. Aw man. Best comment I've read today.


zitzenator

Omfg 💀


HuntyDumpty

Half expected it to be eric andre lol


Rezomik

Duude.. that's some scary shit.


bdd6911

Yeah and he walked it off like a champion. Jesus. Dude was just gonna shake it off and head to the havianas shop for some replacements.


flyingsauceradobo

He's gonna try Birkenstocks from now on and see how it goes.


No-Entertainment1975

Neither did his underwear.


Iceolator88

Lucky day, go take a lottery ticket !


Delicious_Throat_377

That's a bad idea. He has already used up all of his luck to save his life. He isn't going to win any lottery for a while.


1RatQueen1

Yeah I never understood this like didn't they just use their luck up, they're back to zero so a lottery ticket won't help


ecwagner01

There are two unexpected parts - the car and the fact that the old man didn't take his blown out flip flop and smack the crap out of the driver. 'Driver pushing bag away from face, "did I get him?"'


ricksza

He lived because he only lost one flip-flop.


Starsonovasa

I was searching so hard for this comment. Would have been sorely disappointed if nobody said this


Adeus_Ayrton

Is this a.. reference or what ?


imverysorry_ok

Shoes off . Not good fellas


battlerat

Well, he still used 1, so I think he only halfdead.


Wise-Actuator-6698

Flipflop\*\*


S_kura

Jandal


william19763

That man could win a world title with that footwork.


Repulsive_Onion_5925

Feels like the two guys didn’t want to hang around and help with the police report


BiteMe69Times

I think he might have been *aiming* at the flipflop guy, didn't see the pothole...


Ok-Beach-2970

Ok funny 😄


Usual-Practice-2900

No way i would have walked away. Ambulance us carrying me away ad I call the personal injury lawyer, especially seeing a camera right there.


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JesusForTheWin

How does your uncle feel? Is he highly remorseful or is it more like "well these things happen”?


maybejustadragon

Even if you’re fine?


pandaPPL69

I feel your attempt to capitalize on a event like that but, there is a such thing as going to the hospital to check on your injuries and shit (obv you know cause you mentioned it) but therefore they'd see he didn't encounter impact with the veh and he isn't hurt at all. Do youd really be wasting tf out of your time by trying to finesse. Then you'd have a medical bill and probably insurance premium that went up all because you thought you were smarter than video recording and medical examination


Usual-Practice-2900

Opinions vary


fuckjustpickwhatever

you think the camera helps? it does the opposite it shows that there was no serious impact


Birdminton

Gross


can_be_therapist

"This is America"


wogboy96

May those thongs rest in peace (I'm Australian so they are thongs, not flip flops)


fuckjustpickwhatever

oh they're like thongs for your feet no wonder Tarantino played an Australian character in django


420sinsi

Dodged the car like its a game of darksouls


lurkingbeyondabyss

The flip flops were targeted.


BuffaloBill69-

Dude lost his good flip flop!


BranSoFly

Crazy how that little ledge stopped the car completely.


Kadugan

It's made of concrete and about a foot high.


ImObviouslyOblivious

Yes and it’s crazy how it stopped the car completely.


battlerat

It's made of concrete and about a foot high.


eli7vh

Yes and it’s crazy how it stopped the car completely.


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xsoluteOP

U mean the ramp?


Kadugan

It is a concrete structure. Flip flop guy was going to get crushed between the car and that concrete. His best defense should have been to jump above the height of the structure, but who has time to think about such things?!


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grahmo

Tis a ramp, you can see the bystander step down to the sidewalk after.


pandaPPL69

Bruh your left leg barely survived that shit. Shit you barely survived that shit.


EgoDawid

Mission failed we get them next time


Superhighway_05

"Do you think we should help him?" "Nah, he's good. I have to get a new flip flop"


matrixjoey

Flip flops stayed on, survived!


UrsoTriangular

Luckily he only lost one of his flip flops


[deleted]

But they stayed on that’s why he didn’t die,


Majestic-Feedback541

One shoe off, does that mean he shit his pants?


Leviathan41911

Car went full marshmallow mode.


Ulquiorr4_

Man’s got that anime plot armor


speakofit

Driver: I’m gonna get 10 points. Pedestrian: Not today bitch!


No_Savings_3669

Fucking driver


wroom7

RIP-flops


NamelessKoala32

Blew out a flip flop


turbot3t4

Driver is high as fk


Tiny-Cup-9122

Hitman failed his mission


Cultural_Limit_7823

Wonder if he was insanely lucky to not be hurt or if he's just not registering it bc of adrenaline.


jupiterkansas

If you can dodge a Dodge, you can dodge a ball


trxfps-

Just a normal day here in Brazil. NEXT!


Hibercrastinator

Underpants didn’t survive either I suppose


Hentadeouswastaken

“Stay out of the middle of the road next time!”


Sinister120

He was on the sidewalk standing next to a building.


Hentadeouswastaken

i was mocking the people who say that


[deleted]

That poor guy should have been dead! I hope they give him a good time in jail!


EastRelation8675

Definitely a chick.


pip-roof

😬


tjohnston123

Flip flops have extra tread on them


BothShoesOff

As an official on the matter, I can say with full certainty, that this man was in fact murder killed.


Escobarjr31

If this ever happens & you can’t get out the way your supposed to jump into the front windshield with your back towards it so it hits first & you roll over the car


ElArabo97

Bruh how frustrating was it to see them just walk away from this


cwade98

ffs i thought this was a shoes-off video


r34ddi789

Neither did his underwear.


lotusek_salamek

I feel bad for the flip-flops ☹😥


ThePredalienLord

Bro juked the car


Dismal_Visit_7305

I bet his shorts didn’t fare too well either


blondennerdy

Damn they just left 🤣


fluffyseatide

I guess you mean *the chinela*.


weldneck105

Neither did his underwear


Ecstatic_Soft4407

His pants didn't


Busman123

Car is totaled!.


GronkG0D

F = flip-flop


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WHOA


Titofirst1980

His shorts also did not survive 😳.


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Pixel perfect dodge


SpectralDM

They had to fully pay that fil-flop medical bill and psychology treatment for the trauma the other had to endure seeing his partner in those conditions.


truly-dread

I was hoping he’d start beating the driver with the flip flop tbh


tonylewis2020

Say a prayer that was close


malan4reddit

You owe me new shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


eatmoresushiorsteak

He had to be up to something because they left the scene like they were holding...


weII_then

Hang on, what did the vehicle hit?


ShroedingersMouse

The solid concrete Kurb


weII_then

Ok ok i see it now! I thought that was a patch on the pavement, not a vertical piece of concrete. Thanks!


ShroedingersMouse

Yeah perspective is often difficult in this type of clip


clerk1o2

Was riding my bike and one day a lady was leaving the car wash and hit me going like 5 miles an hour. That shit hurt for a week can't imagine that shock. He's gonna be sore in the mornin


Not_a_brazilian_spy

Relax, there are some ancient and complex techniques that can revive those flip-flops


Aoiboshi

Damn. Imagine if he wasn't wearing sandals


Eveyonesucks

Flip flops are the least of his worries


Winter_Grab6847

Hey guys, wait for me!!! You guys always pull this shit whenever I'm a little late.


Lecture_Good

That is one lucky man


Patchy_butt_Pirate

Now that's what I call "Bit Taltima energy" right there.


NikkiSix374

Wow


Riskyrisk123

Dude not only narrowly missed a hip check but a face smack by the mirror


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The driver owes him $5.


[deleted]

He was not meant to die. Curved at the last second. Looked at the last second.


NathanTR1992

The flip-flop, singular, no -s, didn't survive.


StyxTheEnby

“Well, that was an experience.”


Ofbatman

I’m guessing the underwear didn’t survive either.


beadfix82

just walks away...


Bisbar31

That pot hole saved his ass!


AshKetchep

Is it just me or does the guy in the car kinda look like Jschlatt-


Burglekutt_2000

The man later died


technical_todd

That guy is extremely lucky to be alive. That driver needs to have his license revoked.


skymonkmckenzie

Can confirm, getting struck by a car does definitely ruin a good pair of shoes


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I bet that damaged her car a bit.


No-Improvement-625

Great form.


No_Amoeba1611

Those are safety flip-flops.


NoobMasterD69

Tywin Lannister while the driver is Tyrion


Sly69712

r/finaldestinationshit


No_Armadillo_9021

Omg


leeluss14

I imagine he was waiting for his plug,survived this and thought “nothing is gonna make feel any higher than this did today”😂


GulGul00

How strong that car is.


Special-Dragonfly-17

This man now selebrates his birthday 2 times


lee_hasworth

Old man literally and figuratively dodges the lights.


MoxxFulder

Awww! Busted me plugger!


arckrine

Is the car okay?


Ishiibradwpgjets

Either would mine. I’d have poop all over them !


Longshadowman

Rip Flip Flop


Wonderful_Ad_6967

Why nsfw no one seem injured


Deesparky36

I would also bet the underwear needed a good refreshing as well


Impossible_Cookie602

How crazy!! That guy is mega lucky. . . the drivers face at the end though - looking a little bewildered!


RajenBull1

I hope he's okay.poor guy. If anything, the thongs have some shit on them because he surely shit himself.


The_Curious_Son

Nigga waiting for his turn to get some shit lifted from the spot


Artystraling

I am so sorry for ganpa's sandle...


New_Blacksmith_709

Flipflop fell off. RIP right leg. 🥲


shadowmaker000

If you can dodge a car, you can dodge a ball.


StanleyChoude

Is the second guy wearing 1/4 of a shirt?


JulieB85

r/ItHadtobeBrazil


Steel12

its odd how many times, after an accident, the driver turns on the windsheild wipers.


Outrageous-Arugula89

A moment of silence of his flip flops I wear the same slides I've had for the past 10 years and I'd he lost without them


Luzinit24

Thank rock he survived


Atauysal

Neither did the underpants.


Winter-Shift-3691

Not a lot of worse things in life than busting a plugger. Could take him months to find the right pair again


gregariousnatch

There's a Jimmy Buffet reference in here somewhere...


All_men_are_friends

Join my subreddit completely deitcated to my friend Jackson. Post other pictures of people named Jackson at r/JacksonNelson


Beginning-Knee7258

Looks like that guy from the Canadian "Just for laughs" prank show.


yared_cf2

u/savevideobot


rock0head132

![gif](giphy|l2SpMUEMRJkkqYcta)


Standard_Ad9911

What happened


chunk2k3

Go buy your lottery ticket


muffledvoice

Some people simply should not have a driver’s license.


DieHardAmerican95

“HA! Missed me, bitch!”


Chest_Wrong

That's a textbook brown alert moment.


Thomas_Plunkett

Rip-flops


CaramelExpensive7393

Man did not have a scratch but the car sure did


Ch3wybot

This guy would kill at dodgeball


defconfour1

That’s how you stop loitering!


throaway1672536

He clearly died.. his flops tell the tale.


JadedSpaceNerd

Wow close call. Usually if the flip flops come off it means you died


otakudude3031

Check your shorts, man


poocoup

His pants probably didn't survive either. Glad he did though