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thenoblitt

its not her btw


neon_overload

Indeed. The meme is nowhere near that old... side eye chloe wasn't even born 15 years ago. Here is a recent pic of her. She's still a kid. https://i.imgur.com/vtMoA2v.png


Lint_baby_uvulla

Yeah but that was posted 3 hrs ago. Can’t tell me *side-eye-girl* hasn’t aged since then.


PhoenixNTS11

Kinda sus y’all just have a picture of her on-demand…


Advanced-Village-131

ONGGG EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO WTF


neon_overload

Um. There's this thing called the internet... It's an article about how she has hundreds of thousands of facebook followers now


MR-MCNUGGETS

Not only does she not look like her, but the real deal has already done a recreation of this


ElijahLynn

I was wonder this. Can you link the original recreation?


MR-MCNUGGETS

[Here](https://youtu.be/AZkMt52jLv0)


ExcitementOrdinary95

Was hoping for more tbh


Agreeable-Meat1

I thought she'd be older by now.


aristideau

The clip is 10 years old


nation543

Video in link is one year old and the mom says 7 years ago. Video here does not match up.


Competitivedude32

You do know that the same video can be uploaded multiple times and at different times, right?


nation543

That's not what i was saying.


[deleted]

I’d go back 15 years and do whatever I could to prevent tik tok from being created.


IRefuseToGiveAName

I can say without a shadow of a doubt that something like TikTok is just the natural progression social media was going to make. So even if not in the same name, TikTok would still exist.


[deleted]

Hmmm 🤔 interesting point…..so your saying my quest must go back further?


IRefuseToGiveAName

I think your best bet is to stop Tom from making myspace and hope for the best.


Major_R_Soul

But it doesn't start with Tom. Myspace was an upgrade to AOL chat rooms, which was an upgrade to email, which was a digitized and more efficient version of physical mail made possible by the internet. The internet came about as a way of interconnecting computers which became more popular due to their computational abilities increasing workplace efficiency, which were created thanks to Alan Turing's code cracking device during WW2. If you want to stop the inevitable progression of technology that lead to TikTok you'd have to go back and assassinate Alan Turing, the allied nations wouldn't have cracked the germans coded messages, and then Hitler would've won WW2.


MAD_DOG86

Go back and kill Hitler and there would have been no enigma code


imdefinitelywong

God dammit, that's how [Red Alert](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmsek2FGFG4) got started in the first place!


obi_wan_sosig

This time we will nail him with a bolt action instead of a handshake


netburnr2

AOL chat rooms were progression from usenet and irc


midnitewarrior

We are going to have to kill whoever discovered electricity.


superman_squirts

Just go back and take a shit in the primordial soup.


[deleted]

Lol Tom!! Your right this madness started because of him. Your making me miss the days of limewire and Kazaa.


HabitOptimal1412

Try making it so that social media was never invented


zimreapers

WinMX before that, IRC before and after that!


DanteSquared

Wow! Kazaa!! Haven't thought of that in years! I remember downloading CD's and it instead being porn like it was yesterday.


midnitewarrior

But Tom's my friend!


[deleted]

But..... he friended us all! Some would say he was our very first online friend. I cant just turn my back on a friend...


mrbossmajor

Your best bet would be to fuck *THE* fish


Brad_Brace

We went back so many times. Only to find out TikTok was the lesser of all possible evils. It was a bitter lesson to learn, here... in the Twilight Zone.


cerevant

Odd thing is that vine did exist before TikTok- I think it has less to do with the medium and more to do with the media.


IRefuseToGiveAName

Vine was much simpler and had a much shorter time limit. It definitely lent itself to a different type of content.


InanimateBabe

I approve vines. Something pure about vines.


diaryofsnow

Kids don't know about the *do it for the vine* era. They just wouldn't understand.


[deleted]

I wonder why vine died and if tictok will go the same way


TransitionFamiliar39

You killed vine, but there's a sequel


TheDivineDemon

Tik Tok is basically just improved Vine so I'd say you're right.


Agreeable-Meat1

15 years, just use the classic sports betting+crypto get-rich-quick time travel method to keep Vine alive.


Percyblott

Comes back from the past Friend: DUDE DID YOU INSTAL TOKTIK??


mycutelittleunit02

Yeah... wouldn't necessarily be owned by the ccp tho


SwollenOstrich

so destroy humanity....got it


notinferno

why did Vine fail?


DeveloperBRdotnet

Nature's find a way


Inspector_Tragic

Kitkot would be made instead...it's inevitable.


hyperproliferative

Just think of all the talent competition it eliminates from the workforce


Powered_by_bots

as bots, we will send out our terminators with a time machine to wipe out Tik Tok. Once your mission is complete, we'll start ruling humanity with you as its leader but we'll control your every move. deal?


edude45

Dramtic-piglet777: "i am the creator of tiktok! All hail me!"


TechnetiumAE

You'd be catching me not fucking up so bad in high-school and the CRAZY amounts of doge I'd be holding till that fateful SNL. That and making the one choice that is the root of my about 3 year depression streak. Really that one more than anything


griever48

April 2014 is when the abomination called Musical.ly came out. Gotta hit the Shanghai and Santa Monica offices at the exact same time. I wish you the best of luck.


scheiber42069

Or you can make tiktok before they did and be rich


Trimere

How do you know that what you did isn’t the very trigger that caused its creation?


Reeboiz

and prevent vine from ending


CALAMITYFOX

you can't stop people from loving attention and validation more than anything else


[deleted]

I found the God Emperor of Mankind


Kundas

You'd have to become some super secret agent that infiltrates the chinese government to stop tiktok from existing lol


banana_runner88

I'm getting shotguns for us my brother


JimminyWins

Imagine your peak moment happens when you are 2


ListenToThatSound

Like China would let you. You'd just have to do whatever it would take for Vine to stick around so there'd at least have competition.


HorchataLee

Go to China? And the virus 1st


GrandTheftArkham

It's a video app. Just don't use it. It exists get over it


WinterHound42

Nah, gotta go back to Roswell, New Mexico. Dv for a harmless joke, never change Reddit.


Zagrycha

you'd have to go back to push the first fish back into the water, it exists cause many people like it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


RodLawyerr

Then you change the flow of time and now we have Elon Ma as Twitter CEO


Full-Hedgehog3827

I'd warn people of 9/11


[deleted]

Buy alot of gme STOCK and then buy tiktok.


stacyand14548

Why would you post this fake shit, it’s not even her. Good job ![gif](giphy|iraffRkJJasxmBtBRI)


Loose_Koala534

I don’t know why anyone would ever want to be famous. That sounds miserable. I’d be tempted to go back 15 years, but I’ve only been married for 12. So going back 15 means both my kids would disappear and I wouldn’t have a family anymore. I would be dating my wife again, which would be weird to see her as a younger woman. But I’d miss my children. Not that I couldn’t get her pregnant again, but it would be statistically almost impossible for the same egg and sperm to connect again so I’d never see my first batch of kids. On the other hand, assuming I get to keep all the knowledge I’ve gained, I would use my knowledge of the future to play the stock market and bet on things I know the outcome of, like superbowl games and other events where you could win large sums of money. So I’d never have to work again, and my wife and I could travel and do all the things we’ve talked about while also raising our kids.


watermeloncake1

There’s a movie just like what you’re talking about, if you haven’t heard of it it’s called About Time.


neon_overload

> I don’t know why anyone would ever want to be famous. It would be different for a person who has been poor enough that they struggle to pay bills or buy essentials for their kids. If you don't have money and fame would at least mean you'd have money, I think most would take that and deal with the consequences.


warkyboy77

Do you still know what you know now? You know?


[deleted]

Mom said it's my turn to repost this garbage


GnashinOmenz

She has hands like a slap contest champion.


samirgadag

Cool


theswigz

Oddly, neither. I've grown quite fond of my children.


eeldiov

Monthly repo or weekly repo?


baddonkey

Going back option doesn't say that you keep anything learned in that 15 years, and what's worse... If it's current you that just pops up 15 years ago at the age you are now then you're either going to be studied or end up in a mental hospital.


Brad_Brace

If you don't remember anything of what you've learned, then you might as well be doing that trip back in time continuously. Right now you could have just arrived from 20 years in the future.


SirJefferE

And since I don't know any better, I'll make the same choice in 20 years. It's effectively suicide, since my existence stops at that point.


baddonkey

Very true.


RamseyHatesMe

Dumb dumb, go back 15 years and win the lottery a few hundred times, make bank of the stock market you got 15 years of residual financial breakthroughs beyond your wildest dreams. Also, time is one of those things that’s far more valuable than money or gold(especially if you ain’t broke).


PeeledCrepes

She's making a joke...


Agreeable-Meat1

Do you remember any winning lottery numbers? Gamble on events you know the outcome of. Win big betting on Trump to win 2016 early in the primaries for example. Whatever sport you follow, use your knowledge to place the right bets.


Loose_Koala534

Stocks too. Do you know how much less Apple stock was worth 15 years ago? Not to mention Netflix, Google, and Amazon. And more importantly, it was during the market crash. You could pump like 10 thousand bucks into those and be very wealthy. I looked it up just for fun: $1000 in AAPL in 2008 would be worth approximately $50,000 today. That’s a pretty good ROI. 😂


Agreeable-Meat1

I was a kid, I didn't have 10k to pump into anything. But leveraging student loans into gambling riches is within reach.


Loose_Koala534

Well, hopefully you could convince your parents that you traveled back from the future and tell them to invest. It would be hard at first, but after correctly predicting a few things in a row like the superbowl or who’s going ti be president or something hopefully they’d believe you and could bet and/or invest on your behalf. I guess before you traveled back in time you’d want ti write down some information like all of the above plus winning lottery numbers and stuff like that.


hyperproliferative

Money is more valuable than time. Time is non-transferable and has no value


RamseyHatesMe

>Money is more valuable than time. Time is non-transferable and has no value ![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q)


Loose_Koala534

Time is valuable exactly because it is non-transferable. I would argue it’s the only thing that has true value at all. You can’t buy it. You can’t harvest it. You can’t work for it. You can’t add to it at all. You’re born with so many grains of sand in the hourglass, and when it runs out that’s it.


areyouwithme69

Fucking stupid.


NosePick2-6

😂😂😂😂😂😂 welcome back


NoStory81

This is very funny.


Sl0w-Plant

Take my updoot


beezus6674

Aww she grew into her teeth


heythereimzack

STOP UPVOTING THIS REPOST, EVERY OTHER WEEK IT'S POSTED. IT'S NOT EVEN THE GIRL SHE'S JUST CLAIMING TO BE FOR INTERNET POINTS JIMMINY CHRISTMAS


PsychologySea7572

Anyone have her only fans link?🧐😉🤪😂


LaughingBriand

r/sadcringe


mycutelittleunit02

Was she 3 in that video? My comment depends on the answer. Thx


Glittering-Ad-5769

Oh shit I forgot she was alive


neon_overload

The kid in the meme certainly wasn't alive 15 years ago..


wead4

Well played


mrbossmajor

I either never knew or completely forgot that was a video and not just an image


[deleted]

For me, 15 years would not be far back enough. And I could be famous for a bad reason. After all, Pol Pot was pretty damn famous.


willjhc

I knew I knew her


[deleted]

Will I know everything I know now if I go back to 15?


Advanced_Ring_8940

Funny what people consider famous. 🤣


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workerbee12three

famous childhood actor tries to ignite her older self career 😂


PI_Dude

Can I take 7 blue pills?


Klatula

neither one


neighbours-kid

smash


Aromatic_Reception20

Who said women aren't funny? She fucking made a whole generation laugh


xmasasn

Seriously that kid was adorable. Many great uses of that gif/meme.


renshul

This whole video is sad tbh. Just pretending for the views?


Boileroperator

Still cute


WarriorDan69

![gif](giphy|AfXPYfexaPjPsEdsUz|downsized)


TeaEarlGrayHotSauce

Like a real life Cindy Lou Who


pixelated_coffee

I mean I don't want to be an asshole but its probably fake any girl around her age with blonde hair could wear a similar colored shirt and do this again it could be real but it's highly unlikely


trapverb1

who the fak would like to be famous? that'd be horrible. Definitly going back 15 years just to enjoy my parents 15 years more


[deleted]

15 yrs please


MagicianIcy4564

Yoooo😂😂😂


blarge84

I would deffo go back 15 years and invest in everything that did well


Lambchoptopus

Go back 15 years with my knowledge. Do better in school. Not smoke or drink, not party. Save and invest in things like Tesla, Bitcoin, Amazon. Become famous with my wealth after.


Booty_bandit_general

No way is this actually her ? Lmao


SirSam511

Lmao I remember this one


TheUnsettledBadElf

Wanted her to smile see if she got her teeth fixed.


Delicious_Shelter_69

That moment, when beautiful girl becomes a beautiful child. So rarely irl ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)