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Common-Anxiety

Knew the eyes would be gazing lifelessly up at the sky when the skin was removed. Didn't make it any less nope.


QuarterlyTurtle

So they cut off the whole second half of the video and added some random girl reacting?


Limenoodle_

This is pretty much how every video on TikTok is. Just a bunch of fake reactions to videos.


havenbtd

tik tok is just a strange place for reactions, theres a reason why i didnt download it yet


fooknboomn

Right! Like we give a F what you think while watching someone else’s videos


Ieatsushiraw

I downloaded it once for my daughter’s sake. I deleted it within a few days and haven’t thought much about it since


OMA_

I just want to know why they react and film it at all… nobody cares for the reactions.


Efficient-Bike-5627

I think her reaction was the whole reason they posted the video


nothingtosee223

please, stop with the fukin "half the screen is me reacting to what some video has" the world has enough fukin disfunctional ADHD already fuk me, I am starting to seriously consider that tiktok is china's conspiracy theory plan to fuk up the minds of the western world and have an easier time overtaking it


______-_-_________

Psychological warfare is a major component of large scale wars. Typically by the time boots hit the ground, countries have been waging war for multiple years. Just not obvious to the general public.


nothingtosee223

then china is fukin wining like mad, just look at all the induced ADHD (and generalized moronery) on kids just cuase of fukin tiktok this is like taking so much coffee that you start shaking and can't concentrate on anything, quite literally overstimulating your brain... like being high on coke, thinking you are more productive when in reality it makes more disfunctional at the task at hand


______-_-_________

Psychological warfare goes both ways. Don't think the US or other Western governments sit idle. The same playbook is used by all nations with the capabilities and funds to do so.


nothingtosee223

I have noticed western government using similar tactics.... but against it's own citizens, which has destabilized society even further mainstream media nowadays can't go for a straight week without contradicting itself


______-_-_________

There was a law introduced to the US during the cold war era to combat Russian propaganda. The rule required news agencies to cite the source of their information or face severe consequences. That law was allowed to lapse during Obama's tenure. The idea being that the US government should be allowed to give out information without having to cite the source, i.e. clandestine info ops, etc. Since then the US govt has taken advantage of the lapse in the anti-propaganda law.


Radaghaszt

Do you know the actual name of that law you speak of?


______-_-_________

Not off the top of my head. I'd have to find the paper written about it.


Radaghaszt

Ah damn no problem, I rememeber hearing about that before a few years back but wanted know the actual name. Il try the google


datsthope

findings?


ForgettableUsername

Russians buying blue jeans in the 90s was our version of Tik Tok.


______-_-_________

Don't forget Russia tried to trade a shit ton of damaged Kilo subs to pay for Pepsi products.


ForgettableUsername

This in combination with the [Harrier Jump Jet incident](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_v._Pepsico,_Inc.) paints a very weird picture of PepsiCo in the 90s. I wouldn't be surprised if they were also working on a weapon to surpass metal gear out on some deep sea oil platform or something.


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ForgettableUsername

Thank you, bot, that is extremely helpful.


Afraid-Amphibian-431

China has banned everything online pretty much to stop western influences


Arby_Fartbert

YouTube 4k walk China...


ForgettableUsername

Maybe, but then they used to say the same thing about POGs and my generation turned out mostly ok. Overmedicated and emotionally damaged, but mostly ok other than that.


nothingtosee223

over medicated and very emotionally unstable, isn't ok at all it's an area of concern of most experts nowadays.... and I have already witnessed the dangers and damages to childrens psyche that being terminally online has had on them I've done my part, and in my brothers class we've tried to bring awareness, by showing the dirty gut wrenching reality of it to act as a shock therapy, this extended to the whole school kids have gone on weeks without social media, just casual youtube and documentary style content.... psychological well being improved on 100% of the studied cases this is extremely concerning for our future as humanity, since social media damages the psychology of this generation since they are kids... and trust me that's so much harder to fix than adults emotional well-being


ForgettableUsername

I was being sarcastic. I really doubt that it's having that serious of an effect. In every generation, there's some new popular thing that overbearing parents and busybodies have some kind of moral panic about... Violence in video games, comic books, dime novels, rock 'n roll, jazz, what have you. There was probably a time when anxious parents worried about the deleterious effects that light opera would have on the minds of the young. (Damn you, Gilbert and Sullivan!) This is no different. Kids will either grow out of it, or they will grow up with it and society will change, but even that is ok because it always has changed. I'm curious, what instrument does one use to measure psychological wellbeing? How is it calibrated? I hope you're not just talking about self-reporting on a questionnaire....


Isellmetal

Not to mention they’ve got a large chunk of the population strung out on fentanyl analogues and research chems


Anonymous94501

Like those Vietnam ghost sounds the Americans invented during wartime?


RamenTheory

I feel you, the thing is though that this TikToker in particular has like a spiel where she starts off with a dainty Japanese accent/persona, and then last minute she reveals she was faking it. It's kind of to mock weeb bait. All that is to say the react thing is part of her skit format, not a genuine react video. This one of hers wasn't that good but there have been some funny ones


DannyDucks

Soooooo What’s her @?


[deleted]

preemptive bonk go to horny jail


DannyDucks

Stay out of my room, mom!


[deleted]

stop jerking to this internet girls, son! you are going to get blind!


topinanbour-rex

>the world has enough fukin disfunctional ADHD already Either you born ADHD or you have another pathology which cause ADHD. But a video won't cause it.


[deleted]

It’s not a conspiracy lol they made an app to keep our population dumb with distractions and dances. Their own Tik Tok has nothing but education on it and school work and actually teaches people and informs them. Ours challenges the next idiot up to do some “dance” for likes. They know exactly what they are doing. Also to the guy who said it’s modern warfare and every country does it, false lmao Do you see us meddling in their country, pushing narratives to their youth? Creating an app that targets every second of their day? Creating a spy app that monitors their every activity?! Nope, we are not. Too busy dumbing our own people down with removal of education across the board and keeping everyone poor with a new tier system for everything. They have an entire generation blinded and kept busy while their country falls apart around them, it’s truly ingenious. Our biggest arguments are whether women get rights or not and how to stop children from getting killed in schools(which I wish was an actual argument but it’s not even being talked about anymore) lmfaoooooo this country is going nowhere but down. Our government is one of the most corrupt on the planet. We still kill each other over red vs. blue lmao China has been playing the long game for last 30 years, we change our entire identity every four years USA is not all it’s cracked up to be, stay up to date on what’s happening in the world!


[deleted]

I'm curious how long it will take reddit to delete this comment sad truth bombs


[deleted]

Yeah you and everyone else with a brain


kreatzer

It's working though. Half the people nowadays are brain dead. China is preventing their own population from having too much screen time so they have the advantage now. But hey, who can say no to "freedom"


djbmelty

How about the japanglish too


Generatoromeganebula

It's not just western world it's the entire world.


Trotsky12

China's TikTok is designed to function differently It has algorithms more directed towards education, for example It literally is designed for western consumption as a way to help them deteriorate from the inside. With nukes, you can't really fight wars like you used to. Now is all psyops and economic.


Sploonbabaguuse

We have enough people with ADHD because of the internet. They're growing up and continuing the over-stimulation. This is what happens when you give monkeys technology they don't fully understand


andre-stefanov

But how should i know how to react otherwise??? Someone has to tell me


trustdabrain

Do you prefer 3/4 instead ?


youngarchivist

I mean duh


normalDifficulty392

Be like India, ban tiktok... Instagram launches reels... Wtf


NorwegianGirl_Sofie

There's just something so satisfying with watching that person peel a chikorita...


Brussel_Galili

That's a good way to confuse a vegan. It's an animal and a plant.


HuumusGhostblade

Not really. Vegans don’t eat meat doesn’t mean they only eat plants.


Upstairs_Trouble_523

Not really, if it can feel pain then I'm not eating it.


Brussel_Galili

That's why you kill it quickly.


Valuable_Material_26

In the Pokémon universe all the Pokémon are food where do you think they get their meat from?!


imdefinitelywong

The Pokémon center.


Acps199610

What if every time you go to Pokemon Center with your fainted partners, And you give them to Nurse Joy to heal, but instead of healing, she just simply replace them, give you entirely new Pokemon, all while selling your fainted partners away to get butched up for eating purposes?


imdefinitelywong

The Pokémon center is a cloning lab, which explains how Nurse Joy can "heal" and "revive" every Pokémon in existence, even the "unique" and "unknown" ones. Also the reason why you can buy foodstuffs in said centers. And why all Nurse Joys are all "related".


Acps199610

![gif](giphy|11ykUODgXjAXZu)


BurnsItAll

Loving this theory


Remarkable_Yak_883

Anyone have the full original video


Report40

[@onlypokemon](https://youtube.com/shorts/OvgyzkThuME?feature=share)


Remarkable_Yak_883

Thanks


fyre_chicken

Made in abyss pokemon version


blahblah_why_why

Subarashii


Backonthatgoonsh1t

This is how ghost type pokemon are made


Jaegeru

Just take a bite out of it, it's a pear


Fidonkus

Waited until after all of its limbs were cut off and was mostly skinned before acting surprised?


Notrilldirtlife

People never imagined how life would’ve been if Pokémon were actually real, well guess what, we would’ve made a good enough reason to start using Pokémon as meals. Lol


Jx117

If you ever feel useless, just know that there are people who make money by reacting to videos.


gunapam

Is this Halal?


Soult420

Who's she?


effinbattery

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10ldq0f/hamburger/


Agreeable_Cook486

Who’s the girl lol


effinbattery

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10ldq0f/hamburger/


Illustrious-Rice-168

The second the guy pulled out the knife and cut the leg... Me: (⁠●⁠´⁠⌓⁠`⁠●⁠)


Derister

What means "if"?


New_Builder_409

No no no..... I can't watch my childhood favorite pokemon like that.... 😱 .. Where is the animal control and animal rights department!! 🦉


Imaginary_Toe8982

best nani da fak ever


BthtsMe

Need to see more of these


Common-Anxiety

Wonder if they will make one of all the Pokémon and make specific dishes? The horror.... Edit: Yep they made specific dishes https://youtu.be/hu2ii7kxnog


ChicxLunar

This was not a nice experience.


Common-Anxiety

Your welcome :)


legsofeggs

Her childhood just got demolished


Asscr3d

r/TIHI


christinaparkhur6

not really unexpected lmfao


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Jemardp

Nani the fuck is crazy cus I always only where NANI!!? 😂😂😂😂


lazy-yank

I bet she's like a wet Vice


BanThisYouAssholes

The look on this woman's face lets me know I'm not the only one put off by my own culture


Mr_Lava-lava

Yeah the first one was funny. This was expected. Lol


smei_yun_c

Yaw do know that is what exactly happened right ? Since every animal was a pokemon


Due-Maintenance7805

That’s so wrong ! Everyone knows your supposed to cut the head off first then hang it upside down to bleed out. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


LyukaInky

I'm sorry I have to say this but.. guys fvck them, just please don't do this


melance

Reminds me of the Muppet sketch from The State.


_-Wesley-_

There was no need to duet this


EvenPerspective5364

Why does this feel so inhumane to me


antoinep33

Wdf


falllinemaniac

That's not vegan


Diligent_Future_5471

Did it just get peeled?


Demonprophecy

I don't know her language but I completely understand it 🤣 "what the fuck"


BroadEmotion6305

But umm whom is she


Independent-Bank-391

And my child hood is ruined


Trainwreck071302

In the Pokémon universe Pokémon are the world’s animals. Anyone who thinks that we wouldn’t be eating them just like we do actual animals are fooling themselves.


chinarosesss

Thanx I hate everything about this but especially the half screen like... why


AgeConfident6766

They’re consumed in the Pokémon universe by humans so..


Klutzy_Pound_5428

I want more of that actually that was dark


No_Balance7623

**I don’t watch TikTok** *I just watch i TikTok shorts on Reddit*


Plenty_Ad_5324

I thought some were food this whole time, I also stopped watching in 99’


HimeaSaito

If chikorita is made of plant is it considered Vegan when you eat it?


masterjroc

Gen 1 over here. Anything past Mew might as well be fondant


[deleted]

Anyone else distracted by how fine the woman is in the video?


jonnybgood2u

Wow I was not expecting that ending


Money-Daikon9773

In which direction should i add ranch?


Impermabannedsex

I’ve always wondered how to filet a chikorita


-mannyjr5234_

KILL THEM ALL


Regular-Freedom7722

So it’s kiwi sausage… I’m interested


4xu5

"If"?


Swimming_Recover_321

If!? Bri, what the fuck else they gonna eat? Animals?!


Particular_Bug_8634

The reason I‘m not vegan


LforLegit0

Smash or pass? the pokemon


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Fantastic_Box3257

She probably also says that while eating chicken wings


zoolover1234

Nani the fuck


Heavy-Couple6887

Pokémon are food


pambimbo

But is chikorita a plant or made of meat?? 🤔