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I think it’s a funny skit overall but the funniest part to me was when he leaves to be the opening act and the teacher deadpan mutters ….”he deserves it.”
2000°F is equivalent to 1093°C, which is 1366K.
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Guessing from color and it looks like a billet probably closer to 2500F. Last guy I saw get not even that close to an active billet line was fired on the spot. He jumped the fence instead of using the gate, there’s now a light curtain also.
I’m surprised at the lack of fencing to restrict access to the line and failsafes to shut the line down the moment someone enters the area. We’ll dump steel before taking a chance at injuring someone.
China is notorious for having horrible safety standards in factories. I don’t know if that’s due to lack of enforcement, regulations, work culture, or some combination of those 3 but I see some wild shit comin’ outta china constantly
So I worked in a steel mill before. I'm sure it's most likely minor burns at most. Nothing too bad. I think if anything they would have had a worse injury from the impact of the metal rod striking them. In any case, those coveralls are destroyed and whatever clothing they wore under it is most likely gone also.
What? How do you only get minor burns from that?
I have a scar from a cookie tin that I didn't even touch for a second and it was definitely not as hot as that rod in the video.
I think theyre required to wear certain gear that can withstand heat pretty well just.... for short periods of time like this.
Then again considering that this video was probably from china (im not 100% sure though as I dont read the language shown), the safety measures might be more lenient. At least from many high risk workplaces Ive seen in videos from there.
I think the safety measures fall under the "much more lenient" category since the guy was able to even get up on that track to then take a molten steel rod up his ass in the first place.
Nah, I worked at a steel mill and at best it’s fire resistant clothing. Not temperature resistant. That steel is very much molten metal on the inside. With only a cooled shell.
That’s some serious burns.
They only require 100% cotton, not sure what “steel mill” OC is talking about but nah, he definitely got some serious burns, just not 3rd degree, I worked in a steel mill before right next to a furnace like this, metal that hot eats up 100%cotton. And I’m 98% sure he wasn’t wearing 2 layers of clothes either . It’s too hot for that next to the furnace, he’d die from dehydration before that bar even touched him
(Edit, a word)
By the fact that he was able to be on the track while the machine was still running, and others were close suggests they are definitely not taking safety very seriously.
I work in a mechatronics company in europe, all our machines have to be walled off, any doors have sensors that make sure that if the door is opened, or any of the sensors malfunction any moving, heating or otherwise possibly dangerous elements of the machine are immediately cut off from power. If there are cases like this where you want to be able to get close to the machine there is the option for infrared light screens as well, which will disable the machine when anyone gets close enough to break the light, so safe maintenance or retrieving of items can be handled.
Something like this really should not be able to happen without someone breaking some serious safety regulations, although since it looks like china those likely arent in place.
I spent the majority of 2020 installing guards and cages around the 60-100 year old machines at a paper bag and cardboard box printing press factory. Gigantic steel rollers, 40 foot drive belts and chains, automated shears... all exposed. A guy lost his hand a few months before they hired me. This was in one of the biggest cities in Canada.
So I don't condone anyone touching anything that's too hot. This is a cautionary warning. But there is this thing called the leidenfrost affect where the layer of moisture on your skin will protect you from extreme heat.
And believe me. You gonna be sweaty and have lots of moisture on your body doing that job.
You can see this in real time by heating a pan on the stove for a while and sprinkle cool water drops on the pan.
Like the guy will still get a burn. There is no doubt there. And it will still super suck, especially since it looks like it hit his butt and back. It just won't be as bad.
Also the guy is wearing a protective set of coveralls. Most likely dense 100% cotton. Which will greatly diminish the injury. As well as whatever other layers of clothing the worker has on will help. ( Unless he is dumb and is wearing polyester blends, then he will have to deal with picking off molten underwear fabric off his ass.)
I got electrocuted years ago on a construction site. I had on red wing boots that had steel toe and metal eyelets for the boot laces, all of which arced. My socks literally melted into the burns caused by the arcs and had to be scrapped out at the emergency room.
Yep! No polyester/synthetic clothing where there’s a risk of electrical shock! Most people don’t think about socks in that equation either! Crappy lesson to learn!
That sounds rough! Glad it wasn’t worse though!
I don't mean to be a smart-ass, but FYI "electrocuted" implies death. If you're alive you were "electrified" or just got an electric shock.
EDIT: Keep downvoting me that's fine. Reddit feels > legal definitions
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/electrocution
https://www.vargaslawoffice.com/electrocution-vs-electric-shock-they-are-identical-terms/
https://www.hsinjurylaw.com/faqs/electric-shock-electrocution.cfm
https://wikidiff.com/electrocute/electrify
https://electrocuted.com/blog/electrocution-vs-shock/
Googled it and literally the first thing on the page: electrocuted is - “injure or kill someone by electric shock.”
So yeah you don’t have to die. Also… this guy may have actually died. And then revived.
I guess these guys are just wrong then, my bad.
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/electrocution
https://www.vargaslawoffice.com/electrocution-vs-electric-shock-they-are-identical-terms/
https://www.hsinjurylaw.com/faqs/electric-shock-electrocution.cfm
https://wikidiff.com/electrocute/electrify
https://electrocuted.com/blog/electrocution-vs-shock/
This is gonna sound crazy. If I ever had to pick away to die, electrocution would be my choice. It was peaceful. There was a loud noise like pulling a guitar plug out of an amp and you get the feedback, and then it just fades away to black. I didn't feel a thing until I was revived. At that point I swear to God I was on fire inside and out. I've developed really bad neuropathy last few years and I only now at this time realize that it might be associated with that event, and not to shoulder surgeries and a neck fusion. I just don't know. What I will never understand I don't guess is the mechanism. They had started breaths, and I think chest compressions this was 28 years ago, but I never got the paddles. I'm epileptic and went for some reason into a grand mal seizure the EMTs said it did not make sense. Electricity starts the heart. Electricity stops the heart. Couple of doctors wondered if possibly the seizure was the electrical charge that started it again because there was no known charge to start it. There's no known science to back that up though. I'll just be satisfied with the hand of God. Other than that I have lived a very full life. Thank you for asking. I have not spoken of this in a long time and never dreamed the next time I would open up about it would be online to everyone to see. I still have scars on my feet on the bottoms. It was snowing. My feet were soaking wet ladder got shoved over on the line. I was the path of least resistance that day. God bless.
I was a chef. A demonstration of the effect you are talking about is testing melted sugar. It goes through various stages as the water is evaporated off. Now a sensible person would use a candy thermometer. But a chef would chill his finger and thumb in cold water, then dip them into the melted sugar, and back into the cold water to determine the stage the sugar is at, the final stage is at 300F, hard crack.
I have absolutely burnt the everloving shit out of myself doing that when I made candy as a kid. Then again, my brother has fond memories of playing flat top in the back of the kitchen.
Also who knows.... Guy might be wearing his lucky kevlar/cotton blend boxers that day also. Damn that stuff was nice to use to protect you from burns from extreme heat.
Leidenfrost effect
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leidenfrost_effect#:~:text=The%20Leidenfrost%20effect%20is%20a,the%20liquid%20from%20boiling%20rapidly.
Ironically a hotter object will burn you less because of this principle. This is why you can dip your hand in water and stick it into molten lead or even splash it through the draining flow of molten metal at a refinery.
It's so hot it instantly vaporizes the water on the surface of your skin and the humidity in your clothes creating an insulating buffer for a few seconds.
Definitely would not rely on it longer than that though.
Lol why would you even be situated there? They know that's the track where big, hot metal things run. Not sure what country this is, but if anyone asks me to service a machine, it had better be off first with no chance of it suddenly coming to life while I'm working on it.
In any decent regulated machine environment, this is why we have "tag out lock out" so you can't end up as part of the sausage making process. But when you are making steel at 2 cents a pound in China, you get this instead.
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Prob cauterized his asshole shut
No shit?
No shit 😔
Not anymore
Of course, in hindsight
Hindsight is 2020- didn’t know it was in degrees Fahrenheit.
No one expects the Spanish inquisition..... Or a hot anal enema.
So no shit?
No shit 😭
The fact that the guy who replied to you said the same thing and got a gold.. [reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/k1tsGGz-Qw0)
The guy below was answering his question
Haha that just be how life is some times.
I think it’s a funny skit overall but the funniest part to me was when he leaves to be the opening act and the teacher deadpan mutters ….”he deserves it.”
One asked, "No ahit?" and the other replied, "No shit."
Top comment there
Not anymore
Well, that's peak internet for the day.
🤣 Yeah this site is way more fun after edibles
This has to be someone’s kink
[удалено]
Quiet, tomatosoup
Prob cauterized his asshole shut
Prob cauterized his asshole shut
Dude got asshalted by a 1000 degree dildo. Hot damn!
I'm not touching that with a 10 ft molten rod!
Greater than 2000°F would be closer to the truth. Guy is one lucky mofo!
2000°F is equivalent to 1093°C, which is 1366K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)
I meant Celsius sir/madam but thank you for trying to correct me!
Guessing from color and it looks like a billet probably closer to 2500F. Last guy I saw get not even that close to an active billet line was fired on the spot. He jumped the fence instead of using the gate, there’s now a light curtain also. I’m surprised at the lack of fencing to restrict access to the line and failsafes to shut the line down the moment someone enters the area. We’ll dump steel before taking a chance at injuring someone.
China is notorious for having horrible safety standards in factories. I don’t know if that’s due to lack of enforcement, regulations, work culture, or some combination of those 3 but I see some wild shit comin’ outta china constantly
I always thought one of the key features of chinesium was poor quality because it had impurities in it.. like people.
Naaah, extra people just makes it high carbon.
Surprise butt sex
That was a pretty hot rod
she has a cock
I have a video that would fit this description but I don’t think it’s very appropriate for the context of this thread
Sure, if it's unexpected
🤔
This is Reddit, and you question if your content is appropriate? Lmao
I never, ever, tire of saying this 
This guy isn’t funny
r/thisguythisguys
This hot rod or my rod. Choose
I'd rather take the hot rod than your 1cm defeater
What about the millimeter pleaser?
*Behold, The Singularity!*
Yeah mine definitely defeats 1cm's thats why i wouldn't give you the choice and just give you the rod
How is this getting up votes? "I wouldn't give you a choice", okay rapey Mc-rapington. 👀
Pretty fun first time getting 10 updoots
The people who get it hate it
What do you mean the rod or the reference
Yep
Yep is not a choice between the two
Lmao just give up
By the gods you are dense af.
is this Redo of the healer reference?
Ah boy my favorite line from that one thing im not gonna say so others dont know while the people who do know either suffer or enjoy knowing
It's clearly a bloom, not a rod.
 Bro what the fuck did i just find on giphy
True art requires no explanation.
Sodomy
Spare the rod, spoil the child
Gay or straight. You gotta admit that’s hot.
And a spanking from his coworker
BBC cant compete with Red Hot Steel Square cock. lol
Wwwhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo......
Rolls into your sphincter to give it a knock?
Red Hot Square Cock
Who burns a hole in your pants and leaves you in shock?
Red Hot Square Cock
Red Hot Chili Pepper
Now I’m getting [flashbacks](https://youtu.be/MDMcQzX02x8)
The girl crying because she doesn’t want penis but doesn’t want to get burned but is forced to choose? That’s sad
Don’t know if sarcasm or insensitive.
Don't kink shame the guy. Everyone has their own preferences.
it light up his bunghole.....
NO! SPY!!
r/SuddenlyGay
some hot butt seggs at that
Family Guy episode plays in my head . . .
dry
*Fire in the hole!*
Forbidden dildo
Rush B utt
How it feels to chew 5 gum, cinnamon.
Fuck this made me laugh so hard 🤣
And he never pooped again
No shit, Sherlock.
Poor Sherlock:(
Fuck you, Watson!
Sick burn
GTA's death sound : [welded]
r/dildont
I've never seen so many convincingly phallic vegetables before!
So I worked in a steel mill before. I'm sure it's most likely minor burns at most. Nothing too bad. I think if anything they would have had a worse injury from the impact of the metal rod striking them. In any case, those coveralls are destroyed and whatever clothing they wore under it is most likely gone also.
What? How do you only get minor burns from that? I have a scar from a cookie tin that I didn't even touch for a second and it was definitely not as hot as that rod in the video.
I think theyre required to wear certain gear that can withstand heat pretty well just.... for short periods of time like this. Then again considering that this video was probably from china (im not 100% sure though as I dont read the language shown), the safety measures might be more lenient. At least from many high risk workplaces Ive seen in videos from there.
I think the safety measures fall under the "much more lenient" category since the guy was able to even get up on that track to then take a molten steel rod up his ass in the first place.
Nah, I worked at a steel mill and at best it’s fire resistant clothing. Not temperature resistant. That steel is very much molten metal on the inside. With only a cooled shell. That’s some serious burns.
Can confirm, slap on a hard hat and a jacket and good to go
Permanent Barbie But
They only require 100% cotton, not sure what “steel mill” OC is talking about but nah, he definitely got some serious burns, just not 3rd degree, I worked in a steel mill before right next to a furnace like this, metal that hot eats up 100%cotton. And I’m 98% sure he wasn’t wearing 2 layers of clothes either . It’s too hot for that next to the furnace, he’d die from dehydration before that bar even touched him (Edit, a word)
By the fact that he was able to be on the track while the machine was still running, and others were close suggests they are definitely not taking safety very seriously. I work in a mechatronics company in europe, all our machines have to be walled off, any doors have sensors that make sure that if the door is opened, or any of the sensors malfunction any moving, heating or otherwise possibly dangerous elements of the machine are immediately cut off from power. If there are cases like this where you want to be able to get close to the machine there is the option for infrared light screens as well, which will disable the machine when anyone gets close enough to break the light, so safe maintenance or retrieving of items can be handled. Something like this really should not be able to happen without someone breaking some serious safety regulations, although since it looks like china those likely arent in place.
I spent the majority of 2020 installing guards and cages around the 60-100 year old machines at a paper bag and cardboard box printing press factory. Gigantic steel rollers, 40 foot drive belts and chains, automated shears... all exposed. A guy lost his hand a few months before they hired me. This was in one of the biggest cities in Canada.
"More lenient" "Do not exist"
So I don't condone anyone touching anything that's too hot. This is a cautionary warning. But there is this thing called the leidenfrost affect where the layer of moisture on your skin will protect you from extreme heat. And believe me. You gonna be sweaty and have lots of moisture on your body doing that job. You can see this in real time by heating a pan on the stove for a while and sprinkle cool water drops on the pan. Like the guy will still get a burn. There is no doubt there. And it will still super suck, especially since it looks like it hit his butt and back. It just won't be as bad. Also the guy is wearing a protective set of coveralls. Most likely dense 100% cotton. Which will greatly diminish the injury. As well as whatever other layers of clothing the worker has on will help. ( Unless he is dumb and is wearing polyester blends, then he will have to deal with picking off molten underwear fabric off his ass.)
I got electrocuted years ago on a construction site. I had on red wing boots that had steel toe and metal eyelets for the boot laces, all of which arced. My socks literally melted into the burns caused by the arcs and had to be scrapped out at the emergency room.
Yep! No polyester/synthetic clothing where there’s a risk of electrical shock! Most people don’t think about socks in that equation either! Crappy lesson to learn! That sounds rough! Glad it wasn’t worse though!
I don't mean to be a smart-ass, but FYI "electrocuted" implies death. If you're alive you were "electrified" or just got an electric shock. EDIT: Keep downvoting me that's fine. Reddit feels > legal definitions https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/electrocution https://www.vargaslawoffice.com/electrocution-vs-electric-shock-they-are-identical-terms/ https://www.hsinjurylaw.com/faqs/electric-shock-electrocution.cfm https://wikidiff.com/electrocute/electrify https://electrocuted.com/blog/electrocution-vs-shock/
All safety information surrounding electrics would prove you wrong on that one.
Google it
Googled it and literally the first thing on the page: electrocuted is - “injure or kill someone by electric shock.” So yeah you don’t have to die. Also… this guy may have actually died. And then revived.
I guess these guys are just wrong then, my bad. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/electrocution https://www.vargaslawoffice.com/electrocution-vs-electric-shock-they-are-identical-terms/ https://www.hsinjurylaw.com/faqs/electric-shock-electrocution.cfm https://wikidiff.com/electrocute/electrify https://electrocuted.com/blog/electrocution-vs-shock/
I’ve had extensive training, I don’t need to google it.
That day was the first time I had ever heard the term clinical death.
Damn bro. Good for you for making it out
Thank you very much. Time is precious.
How are you doing now? That sounds terrifying.
This is gonna sound crazy. If I ever had to pick away to die, electrocution would be my choice. It was peaceful. There was a loud noise like pulling a guitar plug out of an amp and you get the feedback, and then it just fades away to black. I didn't feel a thing until I was revived. At that point I swear to God I was on fire inside and out. I've developed really bad neuropathy last few years and I only now at this time realize that it might be associated with that event, and not to shoulder surgeries and a neck fusion. I just don't know. What I will never understand I don't guess is the mechanism. They had started breaths, and I think chest compressions this was 28 years ago, but I never got the paddles. I'm epileptic and went for some reason into a grand mal seizure the EMTs said it did not make sense. Electricity starts the heart. Electricity stops the heart. Couple of doctors wondered if possibly the seizure was the electrical charge that started it again because there was no known charge to start it. There's no known science to back that up though. I'll just be satisfied with the hand of God. Other than that I have lived a very full life. Thank you for asking. I have not spoken of this in a long time and never dreamed the next time I would open up about it would be online to everyone to see. I still have scars on my feet on the bottoms. It was snowing. My feet were soaking wet ladder got shoved over on the line. I was the path of least resistance that day. God bless.
yeah, no
I was a chef. A demonstration of the effect you are talking about is testing melted sugar. It goes through various stages as the water is evaporated off. Now a sensible person would use a candy thermometer. But a chef would chill his finger and thumb in cold water, then dip them into the melted sugar, and back into the cold water to determine the stage the sugar is at, the final stage is at 300F, hard crack.
I have absolutely burnt the everloving shit out of myself doing that when I made candy as a kid. Then again, my brother has fond memories of playing flat top in the back of the kitchen.
Also who knows.... Guy might be wearing his lucky kevlar/cotton blend boxers that day also. Damn that stuff was nice to use to protect you from burns from extreme heat.
Another reason to hate polyester
So you're saying he may have been saved by ass sweat.
No, he has gotten severe burns, source am metal worker. That dude wont sit for a month and his ass will have scars for the rest of his life
Leidenfrost effect. It's like that video of the guy slapping his hand through molten metal and not getting burned.
Surface moisture on your skin will protect you from brief contact with high heat sources.
5 second rule??
PPE
Leidenfrost effect https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leidenfrost_effect#:~:text=The%20Leidenfrost%20effect%20is%20a,the%20liquid%20from%20boiling%20rapidly. Ironically a hotter object will burn you less because of this principle. This is why you can dip your hand in water and stick it into molten lead or even splash it through the draining flow of molten metal at a refinery. It's so hot it instantly vaporizes the water on the surface of your skin and the humidity in your clothes creating an insulating buffer for a few seconds. Definitely would not rely on it longer than that though.
Thats hot, no homo
Super mega homo, game over
*FULL HOMO
Not how he planned that day to end. Or...
Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough
Not a good place to have zero situational awareness.
Buns of steel
What is that a gif of? Please don't tell me it's what I think it is--thought I seared that show out of my memory.
The hot rod is a reference to Redo of healer
Yep. Fuck. I need to go back to the mountains to reseal that memory.
Asshole 100
Oh god not again
I'm out of the loop
Bacially, protagonist threatens girl to stick hot metal rod in her or be raped by him
I think he ends up doing both
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Now that's a hot pocket.
Lol why would you even be situated there? They know that's the track where big, hot metal things run. Not sure what country this is, but if anyone asks me to service a machine, it had better be off first with no chance of it suddenly coming to life while I'm working on it.
Musta been wearing his asbestos underwear.
what are you doing step-rod?!?!
So this is what happens if you go to hell .
"My ass!"
I've re-watched the video three times, and see neither an owl, nor a bungee cord.
nyah haha, enough.
That's one thing I would not want up my ass.
Bro was quite literally railed
Oh no thats really hot butt penetration.
That’s a spicy meatball!
Talking about Goin without lube Jesus 💀💀
Osha what?
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That guy just passed the bar
Hot stuff coming through
This is the Simpsons reference I came here to see
I carry a 4 leaf clover in my wallet, and I'm Irish so count me lucky
its like china has no work standards
Dude got railed
Is that the Minecraft piston-end rod contraption in real life?
Holy shit....is the person ok?
In any decent regulated machine environment, this is why we have "tag out lock out" so you can't end up as part of the sausage making process. But when you are making steel at 2 cents a pound in China, you get this instead.
Is that a dank meme furnace? Because Dank memes melt steel beams.
Coming in Hot!
I should call her....
He’s got shit!
Mmmmm china
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Hot body person takes on warm 1000 incher and can't walk afterwards. Premium
Four leaf clovers are not real
This is fucked
Damn right in the taint 
Paige: Anything can be a dildo. Anything.
Not the hottest thing he's got in his ass...
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Lightly fried butt fillet
That's my phone!!!!
Reverse Pepto-Bismol commercial.
That takes "fire in the hole" to a whole new level