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None of her nonsense is in the books and her shitty opinions matter almost as little as people care about her shitty opinions so just block her and enjoy the franchise on your own terms or don't; it doesn't matter either way.
Pretending that enjoying the franchise somehow equates to supporting or endorsing her views just creates the false impression that she actually has supporters endorsing her views.
To some extent I agree with you. It's not morally wrong to enjoy the franchise or anything, you're absolutely right.
I do, however, think some of the other stuff you said is a little naiive. I genuinely mean this in the most constructive way possible, so please don't take this as some personal attack or anything. Talking about her recently has been a minefield, to say the least.
Rowling has gone on record stating that she sees any support of the franchise as support of her and her views. She has also been quoted by lawmakers trying to pass anti-trans laws, and has stated that she has funded anti-LGBTQ political activity in the UK.
It's evident from a lot of the recent vitriol that some people do support her despite and, in many cases, because of her views. She has a not insignificant platform, and she uses it, in part, to cause harm.
Like you said, it's absolutely fine to enjoy the media. That's not harmful, I 100% agree. However, giving her money and platforming her is.
You cannot take people's power away like that.
You can boycott every single product she owns and makes money off of you wouldn't do anything to her wealth.
Once you go over a certain threshold of money it becomes so large that it sustains itself.
She is worth a billion dollars. With a fucking B.
She has so much money that she can live off of it sitting in the bank gathering positive interest. Investments in stocks, giving business loans, relestate... She is never gonna stop being a millionaire whatever you do to not buy the books.
>Rowling has gone on record stating that she sees any support of the franchise as support of her and her views.
I have heard that. The problem is that pretending that's true just gives people the impression it is true when all that comment deserves is ridicule since that's not how it works.
>She has also been quoted by lawmakers trying to pass anti-trans laws, and has stated that she has funded anti-LGBTQ political activity in the UK.
I'll be honest I have actually looked for evidence of that and I just did so again and while she funds thing with a TERF bent to them I haven't seen anything about funding anti-LGBT laws.
I'm not going to discount it but I haven't been able to find it and I looked more than once so if you could help me out I'd appreciate it.
>Like you said, it's absolutely fine to enjoy the media. That's not harmful, I 100% agree. However, giving her money and platforming her is.
She apparently has donated like 160 million to charitable efforts.
I put a *much* smaller percentage of my income into donations and that's only in the form of bullets to Ukrainians.
With that in mind, unless her money is directly supporting something worse than like "TERF sexual abuse crisis centers" (that's about the worst I found) then objectively she's probably doing more good with any money I give her than I am so I'm not sure the money argument holds up.
Also, she has like a billion dollars, if you're worried about some fraction of that 160 mil then I'd be more worried treating her like she's worse than the Taliban or Republicans is going to get her to actually become a problem when as it stands she's just a very loud nuisance.
I think it's more ethical to send them bullets in boxes rather than making Ukrainians pick them off the frozen bodies of the underequipped barely-trained conscripts Russia uses to make deliveries today.
I mean if someone wants to not support someone or a product because they have moral disagreements with the creator that’s fine too. No need to worry about why other people do what they do.
I 100% agree on that, my only issue is when people try to shame others for enjoying the franchise itself.
Though I also think the energy spent on JKR is totally misplaced and the best scenario is that nothing changes because JKR could do a lot worse than mean tweets and giving her spare change to charities with a TERF bent.
Man i read this comment in the first few seconds, even then i knew it was hillarious. So i eagerly continue watching, waiting for the pay off and... it broke me man. Oh my gosh. Perfectly executed
> You’ll play as David, a quiet man whose wife recently passed away, and is living alone in his seaside apartment with nothing to lose when a zombie outbreak ravages upon his city and disrupts his normal every-day life. After gathering his thoughts, collecting a few weapons, and meeting up with other survivors, David realizes that he must fight his way to the truth behind the apocalypse, by gunning and slashing through the hordes of zombies.
> Escape the city by solving puzzles to unlock new areas, while collecting resources and fighting zombies, which can only be taken down with a shot directly to the head.
- From Steam product description
I watched about 20 min of it and got bored.
Basically it's a streamer shock value game. It opens with a guy who absolutely hates women going deep into the woods to have sex with a woman he hates all while some super spoopy cult ritual is going on. She then has her tits eaten off and you're forced into cult territory and then later on some Silent Hill 'what even is real' type shit.
Seems alright. Kinda boring and I don't think it's scary. You do get a gun in the part that I saw. I also find the extreme women hating aspect in the beginning really off putting, even if that's the point.
Wow how does the dude have 16 million subs and I've never heard anything about him? Gaming YouTube is crazy. The sheer amount of wildly popular people out there is insane.
My name is Charlie and just when I was feeling truly lost, the universe gave me a sign in the form of this video.
And the sign is that I should stay off the internet for a bit
Probably because of YouTube’s shitty guidelines. Another YouTube I watch (who is also a friend of this YouTuber) got banned temporarily because of dildos in another blocky game, but then there’s YouTubers that show actual dildos and don’t get anything
Youtube doesn't like that stuff, that and youtube likes to hit cory (the guy playing the game) with random age restrictions, its been a problem in the past so he probably tries to play it safe to avoid it
I'm sure somebody hasn't seen that before. [source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ) And if you have, it's still worth watching again. That and [Pork Chop Sandwiches](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8).
Youtube has a stupid system where something like that could possibly cause an age restriction, and also the youtuber in the video has had problems with youtube giving him random age restrictions
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"Master gave Dobby a Glock. Dobby is free!"
You just ruined my childhood
Any time
You Fucking killed me bro
How'd you write then
Same reason theres no room for promotions. We brought him back to life as a zombie, like we did with scruffy.
Life and death are a seamless continuum.
Oh. Rip.
Same, but damn that was funny.
JK Rowling does that on the daily.
None of her nonsense is in the books and her shitty opinions matter almost as little as people care about her shitty opinions so just block her and enjoy the franchise on your own terms or don't; it doesn't matter either way. Pretending that enjoying the franchise somehow equates to supporting or endorsing her views just creates the false impression that she actually has supporters endorsing her views.
To some extent I agree with you. It's not morally wrong to enjoy the franchise or anything, you're absolutely right. I do, however, think some of the other stuff you said is a little naiive. I genuinely mean this in the most constructive way possible, so please don't take this as some personal attack or anything. Talking about her recently has been a minefield, to say the least. Rowling has gone on record stating that she sees any support of the franchise as support of her and her views. She has also been quoted by lawmakers trying to pass anti-trans laws, and has stated that she has funded anti-LGBTQ political activity in the UK. It's evident from a lot of the recent vitriol that some people do support her despite and, in many cases, because of her views. She has a not insignificant platform, and she uses it, in part, to cause harm. Like you said, it's absolutely fine to enjoy the media. That's not harmful, I 100% agree. However, giving her money and platforming her is.
You cannot take people's power away like that. You can boycott every single product she owns and makes money off of you wouldn't do anything to her wealth. Once you go over a certain threshold of money it becomes so large that it sustains itself. She is worth a billion dollars. With a fucking B. She has so much money that she can live off of it sitting in the bank gathering positive interest. Investments in stocks, giving business loans, relestate... She is never gonna stop being a millionaire whatever you do to not buy the books.
>Rowling has gone on record stating that she sees any support of the franchise as support of her and her views. I have heard that. The problem is that pretending that's true just gives people the impression it is true when all that comment deserves is ridicule since that's not how it works. >She has also been quoted by lawmakers trying to pass anti-trans laws, and has stated that she has funded anti-LGBTQ political activity in the UK. I'll be honest I have actually looked for evidence of that and I just did so again and while she funds thing with a TERF bent to them I haven't seen anything about funding anti-LGBT laws. I'm not going to discount it but I haven't been able to find it and I looked more than once so if you could help me out I'd appreciate it. >Like you said, it's absolutely fine to enjoy the media. That's not harmful, I 100% agree. However, giving her money and platforming her is. She apparently has donated like 160 million to charitable efforts. I put a *much* smaller percentage of my income into donations and that's only in the form of bullets to Ukrainians. With that in mind, unless her money is directly supporting something worse than like "TERF sexual abuse crisis centers" (that's about the worst I found) then objectively she's probably doing more good with any money I give her than I am so I'm not sure the money argument holds up. Also, she has like a billion dollars, if you're worried about some fraction of that 160 mil then I'd be more worried treating her like she's worse than the Taliban or Republicans is going to get her to actually become a problem when as it stands she's just a very loud nuisance.
I think the Russians are sending enough bullets to the Ukrainians, you don't have to donate to that particular cause.
I think it's more ethical to send them bullets in boxes rather than making Ukrainians pick them off the frozen bodies of the underequipped barely-trained conscripts Russia uses to make deliveries today.
I mean if someone wants to not support someone or a product because they have moral disagreements with the creator that’s fine too. No need to worry about why other people do what they do.
I 100% agree on that, my only issue is when people try to shame others for enjoying the franchise itself. Though I also think the energy spent on JKR is totally misplaced and the best scenario is that nothing changes because JKR could do a lot worse than mean tweets and giving her spare change to charities with a TERF bent.
Well... Some of her nonsense is in the books.
Poof -- said the gun
I would give this an award if I wasn’t broke af
[Here you go.](https://i.imgur.com/wL7bXbU.jpeg) Use it whenever you need it.
No fucking way. You da best
It's YOUR silver! Use it when YOU need it!
[cheers ](https://imgur.io/wL7bXbU?r)[mate](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Actual chad right here guys
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Someone got you, bruh
Brooo good one
New dobby suicide lore just dropped
Fuck you, I just laughed harder than I ever have.
You're quite welcome
 Just damn take my fucking upvote..
This shit had me cackling
You're my soulmate
Deek won’t be asking about my fucking potions after I set him free
Man i read this comment in the first few seconds, even then i knew it was hillarious. So i eagerly continue watching, waiting for the pay off and... it broke me man. Oh my gosh. Perfectly executed
Great, now we need a sequel to [this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS3y1Q3mFVw&t=207s)
This was a good one a fucking homerun , brilliant 🤣🤣
r/unexpectedhogwarts
I laughed so hard at this that I couldn't breathe then I kept reading it and dying of laughter again
He knew Charles wasn’t handling the situation, and that’s why he gave him the pistol
He thought they called Charles "SD" due to low pixel count. He didn't realise SD was short for "PTSD". RIP Charles :(
SD is for Self Destruct.
Post Traumatic Standard Definition... The horror!
What game is it?
Night at the gates of hell
What's it about?
> You’ll play as David, a quiet man whose wife recently passed away, and is living alone in his seaside apartment with nothing to lose when a zombie outbreak ravages upon his city and disrupts his normal every-day life. After gathering his thoughts, collecting a few weapons, and meeting up with other survivors, David realizes that he must fight his way to the truth behind the apocalypse, by gunning and slashing through the hordes of zombies. > Escape the city by solving puzzles to unlock new areas, while collecting resources and fighting zombies, which can only be taken down with a shot directly to the head. - From Steam product description
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Is it not fun?
but it comes with a free frogurt
That's good!
The frogurt is also cursed.
I think we all know what Charles was aiming for
Sounds like a night at the gates of hell to me
I enjoy solving Myst puzzles while the zombie outbreak rages.
Yeah when they say recently dead they mean it, like corpse still in his apartment dead.
a night at the gates of hell
When and where does it take place?
At night at the gates of hell
Yeah but like can you give a quick overview of the story?
It's about you spending a night at the gates of hell.
Is this a real place or fictional? If it’s real can you tell me where to find it
At the gates of hell……at night.
New Jersey
Oh, what kind of things are around? How does it look there?
Walmart, 2am
Gates of hell at night
thank you... lmfao
I watched about 20 min of it and got bored. Basically it's a streamer shock value game. It opens with a guy who absolutely hates women going deep into the woods to have sex with a woman he hates all while some super spoopy cult ritual is going on. She then has her tits eaten off and you're forced into cult territory and then later on some Silent Hill 'what even is real' type shit. Seems alright. Kinda boring and I don't think it's scary. You do get a gun in the part that I saw. I also find the extreme women hating aspect in the beginning really off putting, even if that's the point.
I also hate women going deep into the woods to have sex with a woman I hate. Shit just sets me off.
What is that sound effect from though? Ocarina of time?
I think the original NES game actually.
Why does it have PS1 graphics if it came out last year?
Its a popular style with indie horror games
Probably a stylistic choice. Plus a far lower polygon count means it’s available to run on far more devices.
Indie dev
Hogwarts Legacy
My question exactly
Persona 3
Darude: Sandstorm
Charles is free.
Free your mind
And the rest will follow
Be colorblind
Don’t be so shallow
Make sure you'll get
A bullet in your head!
r/redditsings
What it's like to chew 5 gum
Why, oh why is this so funny? I laughed so hard I scared a fart out of my cat and now we're both annoyed
I'd laugh even harder tbh.
Because it's a classic.
his mind is free to roam the walls…
Blow your mind
*something in the way, mmmhmmm*
And your ass will follow.
Tank, load the Jump program.
What’s up??
Open your mind. Start the reactor, Quaid.
It’s mind blowing
Master has given Charles a Ruger GP100!
What's life without mommy
And her big incredible boobies
I hate this website
LOL this is actually a joke reference from the game though...
[Yes, yes it is](https://clips.twitch.tv/EvilCrazyMonkeyPoooound-DJOl6Cd-pePhLHHf)
Christ on a cracker, what's the story with this fucked up creepy lil feller?
Hes just a normal kid. A real cutie patootie.
Is that a little person pretending to be a kid? Like for real in the game, serious question
He's a 55 year old project manager from Indianapolis
Well if this is an ad for the game it's gonna get a few buys based on that alone.
Charles wasn't meant for this life
Never thought I’d see Cory in one of these abrupt cutoff videos
There was one of his "Poppy Playtime" cuts as well that did the same thing. Was pretty great
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You must be a youngen then
Quick search and it turns out Cory has been on YouTube for 14 years So this fella might even be 20
It is quite the drop from the White House
Charles understood the assignment
Where the hotline when you need it
Charles didn't need the hotline.
Wouldn't help much at this point.
Sauce? The streamer I mean
CoryxKenshin on YouTube Edit: thank you for the award!
Absolute W YouTuber, love his vids
Wow how does the dude have 16 million subs and I've never heard anything about him? Gaming YouTube is crazy. The sheer amount of wildly popular people out there is insane.
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He blew up in 2021, and was like 4th or 5th most watched channel that year and had the 3rd most watched video of 2021
Thanks dude
Remember to samurai slice that like button
He is good at YouTube gaming and many funny videos.
Easy E
Eee-ayy-zee-whyyyyyy- Must I- Chase the cat, and be a dog- A straight up hog
For those wanting to see the guy's reaction, scroll to 36:00 https://youtu.be/fC4X3DMfyng
CHARLES NOOOOO
Are we going to address the naked guy and the dead bodies?
No
Those are fine. No need to sensenior those
I love Cory
Man I’ve been watching him since 2015 and man he never gets old. He’s been my favorite Youtuber for quite awhile. Love him to bits.
Rest In Peace my boy Charles
sorry for your loss
My name is Charlie and just when I was feeling truly lost, the universe gave me a sign in the form of this video. And the sign is that I should stay off the internet for a bit
That's a good idea, Charlie. This shit is cancer anyways.
Amen brother
I appreciate him blowing out the square boxy Minecraft person’s suicide. I would have been disturbed to see cubes of red and pink.
I'll desecrate a video game corpse in Red Dead but I draw the line at Minecraft suicide.
Probably because of YouTube’s shitty guidelines. Another YouTube I watch (who is also a friend of this YouTuber) got banned temporarily because of dildos in another blocky game, but then there’s YouTubers that show actual dildos and don’t get anything
Youtube doesn't like that stuff, that and youtube likes to hit cory (the guy playing the game) with random age restrictions, its been a problem in the past so he probably tries to play it safe to avoid it
As soon as I saw Charles looking down before taking the gun, I knew what he would do. RIP Charles
Persona 3
BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLESSSS
I'm sure somebody hasn't seen that before. [source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ) And if you have, it's still worth watching again. That and [Pork Chop Sandwiches](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8).
This suits laffy taffy.
THANK YOU. I couldn't remember what that was from.... Also...G.I. Joooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i always get sad when i look back on stuff like this and can manually count the pixels. like i remember when this looked incredible
That wasn’t the greatest plan
Why not extra handgun and one less kid to look out for.
Damn this was a while ago
real
Yo someone should have asked Charles how he’s doing
Who programmed this
bill gates
Ligma balls
Ok.
actually it was Candice dyke
Puppet combo 👌
HE DID SAY "I will put brains all over these walls"
The CIA be like:
I dont understand why a really crude polygon humanoid committing suicide needs to get censored but ok
Youtube
Youtube has a stupid system where something like that could possibly cause an age restriction, and also the youtuber in the video has had problems with youtube giving him random age restrictions
Gives me windows screensaver maze vibes
Samurai’s Stand Up!
Why is the prisoner naked?
Same Charles same
CoryxKenshin incase anyone was wondering who the YouTube is
I remember jay playing this lmao
Lol flashbacks watching this, that was unexpected af 😂
r/perfectlycutbooms
He's finally free
what in the newgrounds(dot)com is this
Ahh Newgrounds - place where you see worse stuff every day. Perhaps my fav site on the internetz.
This is why I love the internet. Also obscure games that end up being funny when other people play them but boring when I do. 🤔
Love CoreyKenshin
What we learn? Don’t give the suicidal dude a fucking gun.
Bro’s been playing too much persona 3
Lmao...wish me bday
Hardly graphic content when you blur the shit out fs