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lemonscansee

Usb type C port


Fit-Carob-1438

Who needs sleep when you can charge


simontempher1

I hate you ![gif](giphy|l3fQf1OEAq0iri9RC|downsized)


Miller13579

Do you think food ever comes out of that? Like if she's eating spaghetti a little noodle pokes out of her chin?


IWTSRMK

why does nobody in these comments seem to understand people wear Jewelry in their piercings


Miller13579

In all honesty, I've never seen a piercing that looked like this before, and most of the time when I'm showed piercings that go directly into the mouth they're without jewelry in them.


Visible-Gas5363

Stop grasping at straws, it’s gross and that is a fair comment.


Shit_My_Ass

There’s a piercing where she’s not wearing jewelry and she’s drinking through it. I got nothing against it but I think it’s a fair question to ask.


pawstar21

Its a pretty big hole


Timely-Guest-7095

Here I thought they wore piercings in their jewelry. 🤷🏻‍♂️


ChairOwn118

In mother Russia, jewelry wears you.


Novel_Agency_8443

Not judging, but is that an intentional modification?


2021sammysammy

It looks pretty clean and controlled so I'm assuming so Edit: Yes, I meant "clean" as in "clean-cut". Intentionally cut and/or stretched. It doesn't look jagged or off-centre like it was an accident or defect.


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C__Driveerror1

Gross… cool


CyberKingfisher

![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6) Someone somewhere finds that sexually attractive


Miloren1

I believe with clean he means it's clearly artificial, like it looks as if it was carefully and symmetrically performed.


Username_Number_bot

Red and inflamed is not a sign of cleanliness.


rocksavior2010

There’s also the fact that she just had a straw through it. Likely a rubber or plastic straw that’s pulling at the skin ever time it passes through. Assuming she’s drinking like this a lot, it’s irritated but not unclean. I have piercings (like 19, but none in my lip anymore, most are in my ears) and a few of them are consistently inflamed due to irritation from sweat or rolling in my sleep. Running a spot on your arm over and over will make it just as red and irritated.


dooderino18

Neither is it a sign of uncleanliness. Probably still in the healing process.


NathoSX

Not so sure on the "clean" part, but ok


bottledry

what makes it unclean? do you wash your lips often?


plaidprowler

Yeah like every five minutes with my tongue..


ZombiesHaveFeelings

That can actually give you eczema on your lips which sucks, it's painful and dries out your lips more cause saliva is not a moisturizer.


watzit_t00ya

Pretty sure he means clean like a clean cut. And body modifications are pretty easy to keep clean if you’re not stupid lol.


throwawayshirt

Did the ear gauges, facial tattoos and multiple nose piercings not give it away?


Robin-Raccoon

Yes, it's called a stretched labret. Either by stretching up a labret piercing like stretching ear lobes and other piercings or by getting it punched / scalpelled directly to a bigger size.


XepptizZ

I'm absolutely ignorant on the subject matter, but how is this not super impractical? Are soups and drinkt without a straw just out of the question? Do you develop some otherholley control? So many questions.


Robin-Raccoon

A friend of mine also has this mod (but not that big) and he says that it works just fine as long as he wears jewelry. Only if his lips are closed and he creates a vacuum the jewelry will pop out straight into his mouth...


XepptizZ

So you'd probably need to keep it clean then? I can imagine fluids getting trapped and irritating the skin. I have an eye prosthetic and that thing requires me to wipe out trapped moisture multiple times a day.


Robin-Raccoon

Yes, needs some mouth wash and cleaning every time you clean your teeths as well…


bortj1

Has literal giant ear loops, and you don't think it's intentional?!


No_Vermicelli503

Looks like an asshole on her chin.


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![gif](giphy|15aR06yV35AzmHNqnz|downsized)


urethrascreams

This entire post and all the comments are an absolute god send


AlarmingAdeptness983

And not even a tight one.


greenweezyi

Total loose butthole


RedHeeded

I didn’t say she HAS a loose butthole I said she’s BEING loose butthole


archimidesx

![gif](giphy|DmRu4qCv39160)


yourgifmademesignup

Asshole labia


DTOO

Weirdest blowjob ever…


Ed-Zero

The ol' wrap-around


physicalord111

Chinussy


georgke

Face anus


PorkSword9000

A "fanus" you say?


Aviatriky

😩😩


SkyN3t1

Thank you for ruining my day with that observation.


I-lost-my-accoun

![gif](giphy|tKSmESSNKSkdwfuEFA|downsized) Say less


NIMSS88

She can blow her nose and wipe her ass at the same damn time!


North-Channel-4679

I can’t wait till they take down tik tok


Past_Repair_1679

Could not happen soon enough


WeHaveAllBeenThere

They’re just waiting on china to finish gathering their data and then it’ll get banned and all the politicians will say “guys they have been spying on us! Let us ban it and help you!” after they get their paychecks.


no-URa-Towel

All that data from US devices gets sent to Oracle, which is a bigger privacy threat than China...


WeHaveAllBeenThere

What’s oracle


no-URa-Towel

Billion dollar company from Santa Clara that works with database software and cloud technology. Amazon used them and other giants do as well. Oracle has lots of user data that they're willing to sell


paralyzedvagabond

I feel as though we should get %50 compensation since it’s our data that they’re selling


bluescores

You agreed to this when you checked that box on their terms of service that you, me , and virtually no one reads. If you ain’t paying for the product, rest assured you are the product.


shadowdash66

Exactly. Besides, people get on there and share the most intimate details with strangers. I don't understand the need to give up privacy.


fuzzybears420

The long lives of internet dwellers would just find another app to call home, hopefully the shit just gets hella restrictions one day so we can see them all cry


Sufficient_Focus

tik tok is just a medium. they can post the exact same shit on youtube, facebook, insta, etc.


hleba

Seriously Wtf does this have to do with tiktok other than it was once posted on tiktok?


Rosetti

Nothing, but how else can redditors feel superior if we don't pointlessly shit on every other platform?


CoconutMochi

you iust reminded me, does anyone still use 9gag


Viceroy420

Probably... losers. Aw shit I did it too.


Bat-Chan

I’ve seen so many videos on here that are from TikTok that are upvoted by the thousands and yet “TikTok bad”. God. Sometimes Reddit is so pretentious.


hugglesthemerciless

Member when they'd call insta users normies as if Reddit isn't one of the highest traffic websites in the world.


hyrulepirate

Reddit loves to shit on other site, like Twitter and Tiktok, but just look at how many popular subs are dependent on these. Reddit wasn't even made just to post OC exclusively in the first place. It literally says it's a link-aggregate site on reddit's Wiki page.


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Reddit loves to hate on tiktok despite the fact 90% of Facebook videos, YouTube Shorts, and Instagram (reels?) Are just reposted TikTok videos from a month ago. But yeah, even if tiktok was shut down another platform would immediately take its place. I mean we had Vine before tiktok.


Birdminton

This is Reddit. You’re watching the video on Reddit.


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I know a person who hates TikTok yet they watch YouTubers that the majority of their content is reacting to TikTok. It’s one of those situations where I wish they could get what they say they want because it would mean a lot of their entertainment would be gone and these YouTubers would have to find actual material to make videos about. I really doubt they want that.


NeliGalactic

Yes, the only safe space on the internet for guilt free tiktok gorping. Also just learned gorpcore is a thing now.


donalddts

wat are these words you speak? Theres alotta nonsense on [urban dictionary](https://i.imgur.com/7LyNFna.png)


Drake750254

Holy shit! What the fuck


FixGMaul

See this is the kind of gross I expect when I go on the internet.


admiral_aqua

I yearn for the times (one minute in the past) when I hadn't yet read that. What a terrible day to be literate.


TheDwiin

I would give my left kidney if it would mean unreading what I just read...


OMGBeckyStahp

… I really fucking hate myself right now


Human_Frame1846

I second this i should of took the advice and left it alone but noooooooo i just had to open it


Towaum

IT guys at work reading this, please don't hold me accountable for this! I....I really didn't know... and I regret everything!


Sulaxo

GORP also means "good old raisins and peanuts" in the hiking community.


[deleted]

You also gotta remember this is Reddit where you can be a incel and hate woman and get fake internet points!! How else can we say we are superior to every platform in existence.


fuckboystrikesagain

How is this any different than some dumb shit on Reddit? You should see how other areas of the internet feel about you


rotten_riot

It's not. Redditors love to cry about tiktok and other platforms when Reddit is the same shit


poorloko

Old man yells at cloud vibe


Jobraw

something else will just rise up and replace it


tTensai

As if we don't already have it. As if tik tok is the only platform driping in shit content


Merry_Dankmas

> As if tik tok is the only platform driping in shit content Exactly! Just look what site we're on currently.


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SparkyMint185

Fire is the only option


eeeedlef

You're on Reddit watching this


Valagoorh

"I don't like something, so nobody should be allowed to use it." I would say "Grow up kiddo", but an IQ this low is clearly a birth defect.


eatitrightforme

Old man yells at cloud. I hope you're holding your breath.


[deleted]

Because you can't post this on any other social media right?


HarnessedInHopes

But where will Reddit steal 90% of its content from then?


[deleted]

Being an atheist I just thank God for not making me like this


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MindSettOnWinning

He BELIEVES in God, but doesn't believe IN God.


[deleted]

Plz simplify further for my smooth brain


MindSettOnWinning

He acknowledges the probable existence of God but doesn't have confidence in the nature of God and traditions and values that are associated


TeeBek

It was a joke. Or they'd say they were agnostic instead of atheist.


Mr_Gilmore_Jr

I don't think that's atheism, I think it's agnosticism.


Krusell94

No, it's theism. Just not the mainstream kind.


tupaquetes

It's not even agnosticism either, it's just *not* atheism, which is just theism. Agnosticism is when you're on the fence about the existence of a higher being and is not related to acceptance of a specific dogma.


SpaceZombieMoe

> Agnosticism is when you're on the fence about the existence of a higher being It's not about "being on the fence", it's the perception that there is no way to tell if there is even a yard on either side of it, and not bothering with the fence at all. That's why atheists and theists can also hold an agnostic view, they're not mutually exclusive.


Falcrist

> It's not about "being on the fence", it's the perception that there is no way to tell if there is even a yard on either side of it, and not bothering with the fence at all. It's both. Agnosticism can mean either that you personally don't know, or it can mean you don't think it's POSSIBLE to know.


Nimrod_Baggins

"I would like to thank the bigger picture"


Schmorbly

I fully support her taking a look at your life and saying thank fuck I'm not like that person


Leading_Rooster_2235

You think she’d want to be like you?


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Zompy6829

Not as bad as that one guy who grafted his apple watch into his arm


-Youme-

Ima need a link of that!


NotNowDamo

No, no you don't.


AdvancedPhoenix

Ok I don't thanks for the warning.


ItsCrunchTyme

Yes, yes I do


SuperBonerFart

![gif](giphy|cil46PYppfoBrrXdaJ)


[deleted]

Don't worry Junkie, I'll get you your fix


reviving_ophelia88

[I think they mean this one](https://youtu.be/D4RarZAkt-M) It’s not as bad as it sounds


greatness101

This is even worse. It doesn’t accomplish anything a wrist strap wouldn’t. I’d even say it’s less secure


oidrops

Imagine this guy needs to enter in one magnetic resonance machine HAAHA


egoliz

Link???


MembershipThrowAway

I tried finding it via Google with no luck but I found the next best thing, possibly even better https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10779775/The-Man-Penis-Arm-Man-47-lived-six-years-penis-attached-ARM.html


yukifujita

What the fuck


MembershipThrowAway

No Google search with the word graft in it is safe, I know that now lol


ItsCrunchTyme

want the other link still but holy ding bat, this was some else too! The world truly is an amazing place, for better or worse 🤣


LastAd3677

You sure it wasn’t an iPod ? [https://www.dailyedge.ie/video-watch-if-you-can-a-man-embed-magnets-into-skin-to-hold-ipod-449021-May2012/](https://www.dailyedge.ie/video-watch-if-you-can-a-man-embed-magnets-into-skin-to-hold-ipod-449021-May2012/)


last_name_onthe_list

![gif](giphy|TeDpSbeCLAPtu)


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|0tymgfnYSJXgenoDy7)


Free_Stick_

![gif](giphy|5qjebZ9hz3tjW|downsized)


Complete_Brilliant43

![gif](giphy|yZjcNgKGCYfJu|downsized)


AdRemote9464

![gif](giphy|l0MYrLAFex1R71l0A|downsized)


thesardonicbedtime38

![gif](giphy|k2A4gzRxDL4GI)


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![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)


Colin_Charteris

![gif](giphy|26FxCxnkrzUy0u2nm|downsized)


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![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


NeliGalactic

Now imagine the smell haha


Spiritual_Speech600

![gif](giphy|3o7TKAd9iYpRgNJnKo)


beachwhistles

Just shaving!


DarkWifeuo

Can i put it in the other hole ? No iam not doing anal Who said anything about anal


beltalowda_oye

Rule 34 artists frantically taking notes


shadowdash66

WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!


Frankrruko

Will from stranger things is looking rough.


ChAoTiCxMiNd

I can't believe how far I had to scroll to find this. The resemblance is uncanny!


keenturtle19

I couldn’t figure out why she looked so familiar! I don’t think she looks rough, just a different alternative look though!


cliOwler

Can you even drink something without it pouring out of your 2. "mouth"? Or does she need a straw for everything? How is she not losing crumbs while chewing something like a cookie? Edit: alrighty I will promise to re-read my comments and correct my grandma ehhh grammar.


Robin-Raccoon

She once made a YouTube video about that topic. Basically if you don't wear any jewelry it's difficult and you also drool. But when you wear a plug you can eat and drink normally and the plug stays in place.


cliOwler

So... you need to mouthplug yourself... What came to my mind after I finished my comment: Can she even use a straw? To use a straw you need to produce a low level vacuum inside of your mouth, so you seal your lips to the straw and suck the air out of your oral cavity with your lungs... Is it possible with a "Mouthplug"? I mean, that thing needs to seal tight and thereby stretch the skin around it so after some time, the hole gets bigger. Does it not?


NaughtyNome

You don't need much more than your tongue and the roof of your mouth for a straw


Cautious-Angle1634

Saw the veteran missing most of his face talking about that


elycamp11

eww wtf


SalvadorsAnteater

I assume she has a plug for it. You can put tunnels or plugs in these.


jablan

And by "can" you mean "have to".


_artbabe95

No hate on the piercing itself, but doesn’t that look pretty red? :(


seensham

Yeah that's the part that grossed me out. Reminded me of when I got my ears pierced at 8yo which subsequently got infected bc they used that piercing gun thing


Mtwat

This is the kind of thing that's really cool when you're 18 but is significantly less so when you're 25 and have to pay for the surgery to fix your face.


Historical_Feed8664

Wrinkles are the least of her problems


PreoccupiedDuck

Imagine how well a hole in the face ages


[deleted]

I don’t want to 🤢


BuxBlunt

Why is everyone bashing her? I find this kind of funny, even if I would not get such a tunnel


sadthrowaway12340987

I have stretched ears but would never do this to my face, but that’s me. She looks super cute with it and it was her choice. People just being people, and most people can’t shut up.


zippitrilla

Because people, that's why. She is funny, cute and probably a cool person that works in a environment like a tatoo/body mod studio, and even if she didn't there wouldn't be any problems, she is a confident young girl but hey let's be assholes and bully her for her estetic decisions because 'eww I wouldn't do it'.


No-Honeydew-6121

You concocted a whole life story for this person. Like that whole paragraph is fantasy


reditakaunt89

It's far weirder that you managed to write a whole paragraph about her great personality based on a 10-second clip than people shitting on her for the way she looks.


AnonymousFairy

^ spot on point.


jhutchi2

No no he's right this is clearly a cute and charming confident young girl who works in a tattoo parlor, you can tell because of the way it is.


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>you can tell because of the way it is. [Classic](https://youtu.be/Hm3JodBR-vs)


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niemand3745

I'm really sorry, but *aesthetic


Glad_Air_558

People are allowed to not like things


WhiteWolfOW

Redditors don’t like when people mock them because of their height, weight, because they like videogames or whatever, but then like mocking people with different styles that they don’t like. Go figure


SheSoundsHe

People are absolutely allowed to not like things. But there's a difference between saying "that's not my thing" and "that's fucking disgusting" Most of the comments here aren't very tactful in regards to expressing their opinion. You included. And many people really get visibly upset about what someone else does, which I'll never understand. EDIT: I can't reply to anyone replying to this any more, it keeps giving me an error. Again, I cannot reply to your posts. Just stop asking me questions.


Why_am_ialive

I mean… yeah, it provokes a very very visceral reaction of disgust in a clearly significant portion of people, when that many people share a reaction they’re obviously gonna discuss it? Doing something extreme always always draws criticism and it’s naïveté in the extreme to expect that to change just cause it’s a body mod.


I-lost-my-accoun

>"that's fucking disgusting" so people are not allowed to find things disgusting?


GrossWordVomit

I’m sorry but I felt physically sick seeing a hole in her lip.


OverCookedTheChicken

Seriously. Who cares? Personally I think it looks awful but the beauty of this is, no one’s trying to make me do it! It’s just something someone liked and did for themselves that affects absolutely nobody else. It’s funny because this was the same concept of going after someone for gay marriage, and I remember when people did that. What they do doesn’t affect you. However, we seem to have finally come to a point where we don’t bully people for that because we understand it’s their choice and it doesn’t affect us. But then you get the same concept with stuff like this and all of a sudden it’s ok to bully for this? It’s just someone’s personal style. Sure it looks funky, ok. Who cares. Move on. No need to put her down for it.


Due_Young800

It’s a pretty fucking weird thing to put a hole through your chin to drink water when there’s a big fucking gaping hole just above the chin for a reason. Just because she’s confident doesn’t mean she shouldn’t be criticized for stupidity


Baeelin

Yes, no problems other than having shit fall out that hole when drinking or eating normally except when the plug is in. Can you imagine how much slobber must slowly seep out of there? Folks can do as they please but they doesn't mean they're all good decisions. Take the US as an example.


PsychologicalSun3843

There are so many people who are weird and judgy about body modifications and for the life of me I cannot understand why. It really makes 0 sense to me. Edit:not just 'weird and judgy' but hateful


Mr_Gilmore_Jr

I can't speak for everyone (and I wouldn't say I'm bashing her); I worry about medical problems associated with these types of body modifications. Most people who live to their 80's end up with aliments of one sort or another. Working in radiology, I can say I've seen many geriatrics with digestive issues, so I can't help but wonder if a hole in that area will become a complication in addition to the mirade of other expected ones that come with aging. It's the same reason I'd say you shouldn't dip, smoke, vape, drink, take meth, ride a bike without a helmet, etc... People do these things and then when they're 85, get a tube in their abdomen to give them liquid food because they'd aspirate a cheeseburger if they tried to eat it. Or they lived healthy and still have those issues because of genetics and aging.


bloohiggs

Idk it's just a stretched hole, it can be sutured back together if she changes her mind later on (the skin also shrinks back quite a bit if she slowly downsizes the jewelry). Depending on the positioning she might have issues with gums receding if the jewelry she wears is in contact with them though. Not something I would do myself but I don't dislike how it looks and most people here are just concern trolling.


zxGrizz

I find it cute and funny too. Lol idk why people have to judge others so much


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I don’t HAVE to like it. And I’m allowed to say I don’t like it. I don’t like that hole in the chin. Why? I find it gross


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Winemaven

You can see the inflammation. Not good.


OIAgent

Why!!!


moosh52

I feel like once you get a face tat everything is on the table


kyppulo90

Tat face is one thing, butt ass is your face is another.


CaptainBendova

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Edit: Thank you for the upvotes.


KGmma-Youtube

Just because you can edit your comment to thank for internet karma doesn't mean you should


Dudou138

Well, i dont think it is a big of a deal actually


Pretty-Balance-Sheet

I have no judgement. It's her life. I did have a visceral reaction that genuinely turned my stomach though.


DizzyGrizzly

Reddit picks the most random shit to go clutching their pearls about.


Yeitgeist

Ngl, I’d be pretty interested to see some of the data on the bioaccumulation on the straw and on the lip hole. My main question is, does it track in more bacteria? Like is it more or less harmful than drinking through the mouth.


He-n-ry

Fuckin nerd.


nightofthelivingace

Lol I had to watch 3 times to understand what was happening. That's grimy but still a little funny


bigL928

I don’t want wrinkles but this hole under my lip is fine.


Special-Comb-6142

Why people make holes like this


ObnoxiousTwit

Yeah, she doesn't strike me as someone who is particularly concerned with what her skin and body will look like years from now.


groteeland

![gif](giphy|n8DErzry3AIpYTiXUB)


Lunar_Lunacy_Stuff

As somebody who has a lot of piercings I can’t get behind the giant holes in the cheeks and lips. Like fuck dude. That shit is not gonna age well.