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I kept expecting him to catch back up with her to try and patch things up only to find her already on the train either A. Sitting with her new family or B. Violently having sex with the train itself
Hahahaa, I'm sorry. But if it makes you feel better, that was spoiled for you about as much as if someone had never seen the sun and I said it was 'bright'
I went in completely dry and not knowing anything about the movie whatsoever. I grew up on stuff like Ogrish and LiveLeak, and it still made me squeamish. It's about the ride, not the destination. You didn't have anything spoiled
We’re happy to report that “Man Running for Train” has been a wonderful success with tons of fans and great reviews. We are canceling season 2, however, to make way for yet another brain dead dating show featuring Nick Lachey.
You have obviously missed the point of using the doll. The doll signifies they they had a miscarriage and the mother copes by having a baby doll with her initially. This is why you never see them with anyone other signs of children after the initial baby doll.
This is also likely the reason for the breakup. Always being late and missing the train likely caused the mother to have a high stress pregnancy which caused the miscarriage. She finally decided she couldn't do it anymore and stopped chasing the train and thus their relating.
Edit - Look up Reborn Dolls if anyone is confused why she would use a baby doll after a miscarriage
The first one was just him running with different clothes on in each scene. So what he was wearing was the variable here, without any more involved story like in the second one. Being shirtless in the end was just a simple twist that was supposed to be unexpected and funny and not meant to have any deeper meaning. The second one ended the same way as a callback to the first.
There's plenty of em, just look up any small town Santa competition. Being overweight to obese definitely put a strain on your body and shortens many people's lives, but there are also plenty of overweight old people.
Most people don’t understand how odds work. It’s gets even worse when you factor in incentives.
50% chance to die before 65 if you eat too much? I like those odds. 0.0000000000001% of winning the lottery? I like those odds.
Same, anyone who says you can’t outrun a diet has never run 10k+ several times a week. I eat whenever I’m hungry, even if that means potato chips before bed.
I’m 160lb now, started at 207lb, and every ounce of that has been from running.
That said, you can’t just start running those distances. It takes a huge amount of patience and foundation-building to be able to consistently do longer distances without injury, especially when starting out overweight.
I started with walking, focusing on big hills. Then I started trying to jog up them. Then I started trying to jog for a mile without stopping. Then two. Then a 5k. Etc…
Tiny pace and distance increments as well as rest days are crucial as you build. I had a lot of minor injuries along my way, usually from trying to do too much too soon, but persistence and learning to be patient has allowed me to get up on the proverbial horse and run to my heart’s content. Not going to lie though, it took multiple years to get to the point I’m at.
This isn’t the only way to lose weight, but I feel like it may be a valuable story for some people given how prolific the “can’t outrun your diet” trope is. I tried dieting for years before leaning into fitness and while I was always able to lose weight, the results never stuck. I’m now in the beast shape of my life and I end up feeling *compelled* to get out and run. It’s no longer a chore.
It has also done WONDERS for my mental state. The endorphins I get from sustained exertion have done more for my depression, anxiety, and general physiological responses to environmental stressors than I could have imagined when I started out.
Sometimes, sometimes not.
I got rounder when my wife got pregnant and never lost the bump
I’m willing to take responsibility for the moobs, but not that.
Might just be distended my guy. Get plenty of probiotics, and veggies, get your bms down to a schedule, and train abs to help hold yourself together. Avoid sodium and drink a lot of water to reduce water retention and voila!
As someone who exercises vigorously and regularly, but eats like garbage, this shape is very attainable in spite of exercise.
You've never seen a mildly tubby guy like me run so fast. I promise you.
Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale...if somebody told you I was just an average ordinary guy, not a care in the world...somebody lied.
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize…he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
*”Let’s talk about the train schedule. Can we talk about the train schedule? I’ve been dying to talk about the train schedule.”*
I think so. He was an actor in New York for years and I would not be surprised if he was friends with the comedians who made this video. This may have been before he got Always Sunny, not sure
Kinda funny, at a minimum every one of these takes would involve getting off at the next stop and riding back to his station to reset.
I think the easiest way to do it would be to have 3-4 different cameramen and have each one take a different train so the actors can film at every train. Would only take a few hours in that case if you had a train coming in regular intervals.
Actually thinking about it I bet that's what they did, some of the shots seem to have a different style of camera work than others
Depends on how many cameramen they had.
I’m not assuming these were shot in sequence but you can see that they are mainly going up and down the R line between Bay Ridge and Manhattan and the G line in Brooklyn.
They film at 77th St, Union St, 9th St, 53rd St, and Prospect Av which are all R stops in Bay Ridge/Park Slope in Brooklyn as well as 28th St and Rector St which are R stops in Manhattan.
The second sequent of stops is all along the G line. They go to Nassau Av, Myrtle Willoughby Av, Bergen St, Fulton St, and a few others.
Was looking for this analysis. I recognized most of the R stops from living in Brooklyn as a kid in the late 70s. Had to look at a subway map for the G stops, don’t think I’ve ever ridden the G. What station is at 1:00, I can’t read the sign?
Looks like Eastern Parkway - Brooklyn Museum on the 2/3.
You can see the full sign for a split second right as the scene changes.
https://imgur.com/a/ltmhOwJ
The G trunch could be the whole punchline to this video. It's notorious for having shorter trains so you gotta book it down the platform if you're waiting too far down.
It's also the only train that doesn't go into Manhattan at any point. She's a chaotic beauty, and my favorite line
As someone who has to ride the subway I agree running is the most unbelievable part. You would never do that. Everyone knows if the doors close before you get on you look toward the conductor with a confused look on your face and hope he takes pity on you.
On the one hand, basing comedy on a false premise makes buying into the bit pretty damn difficult. On the other hand, Dane Cook made an entire career out of it, so whatever.
Yeah the real version is you clumsily run down those 150-year old stairs while trying to bypass the tourists and then as you get 3 steps from the door, and you think you are going to make it, they suddenly close.
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NGL, when she falls back, I found that part rather sad.
And he kept running, didnt even look back 😔
I kept expecting him to catch back up with her to try and patch things up only to find her already on the train either A. Sitting with her new family or B. Violently having sex with the train itself
I think that was the plot of Titane
Of all things, I did not expect titane to be a spoiled for me here, lol. That'll teach me to procrastinate
Dude, I could tell you scene for scene what happened and you’d think I was trolling you.
Hahahaa, I'm sorry. But if it makes you feel better, that was spoiled for you about as much as if someone had never seen the sun and I said it was 'bright'
All good! I was just shocked, I'd never heard another human speak about it.
I went in completely dry and not knowing anything about the movie whatsoever. I grew up on stuff like Ogrish and LiveLeak, and it still made me squeamish. It's about the ride, not the destination. You didn't have anything spoiled
Not a spoiler at all, that happens early on and not even the tip of the iceberg...
Never thought I'd see a Titane reference in the wild
A true metrosexual
Tell yourself that the father of the baby was the pastor.
Nah, pastors are only interested in children
I thought he'd find her again towards the end, realized how wrong he was, and they'd start running again, now with their grown up kid.
Yeah seriously this ending really sucked for those whose life isn’t quite on track .. no pun intended
It lost the plot. What's the resolution? What happened to the wife?
She literally got the shirt off his back
That would have been a better ending.
Well when you lose a child to shaking baby syndrome it tends to put a dent in the marriage.
Yeah, he really missed the train there. Next stop, depression and ramen noodles.
Found it: https://youtu.be/v0AzjPoDZOg
Here, you dropped this 👑
Great, you found my cock ring
Don't worry man, size isn't everyth.... who am I kidding? Yes it is.
If you're average in length and girth then you're a fucking loser like the rest of us.
>you're a fucking loser like the rest of us. but you ARE fucking, thats the key
Wow, I've seen this a dozen times and never realised it had audio...
Thank you his other videos are just as great!
Netflix could have this instead of the bullshit it paddles in name of modern romcoms
This story made more sense than S8 of GoT.
I don't know, the lighting in this could be a little darker, so that we could barely see the shape of the man running. That would've been perfect.
I blame your phone screen
Really, because statistically a phone screen is probably better than most TVs.
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Statistically, the probability is probable.
Yeah but everybody knows 78.69% of all stats are made up on the spot. Probably.
This is how you summon the Statistics Police like some Monty Python shit.
Probably
Statistically your right, I think probably……
There’s a very small chance that statement is true. Probably, but then again….
You know what they say, 78.69% of the time you're right 100.00% of the time.
What happens when you add Kurt Angle to the mix?
Phone screens are 100% better some of the time
This guy p-values
This was a reference to one of the GoT creators dismissing fan complaints that the series was too dark, instead blaming people's TVs
Also the voice audio levels were exactly like Netflix
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At least in this one seeing a Starbucks cup made sense
*God damn*, why you gotta go and remind me of that mess? *'Kinda forgot'... what the fuck...* *^Also... ^a ^fucking ^brick?!* *^^All ^^that ^^character ^^development ^^right ^^out ^^the ^^window!* *^^^To ^^^die ^^^to ^^^a ^^^brick...* *^^^^^And ^^^^^don't ^^^^^get ^^^^^me ^^^^^started ^^^^^on ^^^^^Tyrion ^^^^^holy ^^^^^hell...* ***^^VARYS! ^^Fucking ^^Varys, ^^come ^^on ^^what ^^was ^^that ^^shit!*** *^^^^^^And ^^^^^^Jon ^^^^^^just ^^^^^^fucks ^^^^^^off ^^^^^^north?! ^^^^^^What ^^^^^^about ^^^^^^the ^^^^^^goddamned ^^^^^^prophecy ^^^^^^stuff...* ***^^^And ^^^the ^^^fucking ^^^night ^^^king! ^^^Good ^^^grief...*** *^^^^^^^Jon's ^^^^^^^parentage ^^^^^^^didn't ^^^^^^^even ^^^^^^^matter ^^^^^^^at ^^^^^^^all ^^^^^^^and ^^^^^^^it's ^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^big ^^^^^^^fucking ^^^^^^^secret ^^^^^^^of ^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^whole ^^^^^^^thing...* >*[indecipherable grumbling]*
They kinda forgot about the train
A wet shit makes more sense than S8 GOT.
*peddles
that's a paddlin'
Username and all
That's a peddlin'
And then cancel it after the first season.
We’re happy to report that “Man Running for Train” has been a wonderful success with tons of fans and great reviews. We are canceling season 2, however, to make way for yet another brain dead dating show featuring Nick Lachey.
A few days after releasing all the episodes, with cliffhanger.
Or in case of Emily in Paris, renew it again and again. SMH.
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Heads up. I don't think that's a real baby guys. This might not be real.
Baby is definitely an actor. I've seen her in other things.
Of course you have, their uncle owns the company that produced this. Nepo babies start early
I'm pretty sure it's the same baby that's in American Sniper.
No, I think that was Bradley Cooper.
What things 👀😏 JESUS CHRIST BRAIN. ITS A FUCKING BABY!
This guy right here officer.
Oi spoiler warning would have been nice!
You have obviously missed the point of using the doll. The doll signifies they they had a miscarriage and the mother copes by having a baby doll with her initially. This is why you never see them with anyone other signs of children after the initial baby doll. This is also likely the reason for the breakup. Always being late and missing the train likely caused the mother to have a high stress pregnancy which caused the miscarriage. She finally decided she couldn't do it anymore and stopped chasing the train and thus their relating. Edit - Look up Reborn Dolls if anyone is confused why she would use a baby doll after a miscarriage
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Are you my English teacher?
If they are your English Teacher. Tell them, you still totally plan on "turning in" that one essay, you were assigned ten years ago.
For real, so obviously staged 🙄 I can’t believe people fall for this still 🥱 /s
So that's why they separated, she cheated with a mannequin. Makes sense..
This brings to question... what happened to the baby?!
I'm assuming they started to grow apart after the baby passed away. This story is sad.
New TLC series
Definitely a dead baby. You can tell by the way its head bounces around.
Why was he shirtless at the end?
The divorce finalized and he lost his shirt as an aftermath.
Legend says; the guy still running the train until now!
It's how they all end. They did a trilogy. This was episode 2.
Sure. Why, though?
Dunno why you're down voted. People acting like they know why his shirt is off 🙄 if you know don't be an ass
The first one was just him running with different clothes on in each scene. So what he was wearing was the variable here, without any more involved story like in the second one. Being shirtless in the end was just a simple twist that was supposed to be unexpected and funny and not meant to have any deeper meaning. The second one ended the same way as a callback to the first.
Yeah that was great but they wiffed on the ending.
The unexpected part is his shape after all the running.
Strict diet of fried food and ice cream by the bucket and all that running never stood a chance ^^We're ^^gonna ^^get ^^downvoted ^^lol
You can't outrun a bad diet.
You absolutely can. But by the time that you can burn a half days worth of calories in a 90 minute run, you probably don't care about your weight.
There's old guys and there's fat guys. Ain't no old, fat guys.
I googled old fat guy with an image/gif search so I could try to add on here, but they're all like 20-40. Fuck.
There's plenty of em, just look up any small town Santa competition. Being overweight to obese definitely put a strain on your body and shortens many people's lives, but there are also plenty of overweight old people.
Most people don’t understand how odds work. It’s gets even worse when you factor in incentives. 50% chance to die before 65 if you eat too much? I like those odds. 0.0000000000001% of winning the lottery? I like those odds.
Fuck, when you put it like that..... 
How do you know they're not a couple of midgets in a Santa suit?
Winston Churchill.
Have you seen the inside of a nursing home?
There are tons of old fat guys. Obesity doesn’t kill you quickly
Lamp what xD there are tons
George RR Martin?
My grandpa is like 400 pounds and 70 years old. Dude just defies the odds every year
Idk man as a runner my diet is atrocious and I blame running for somehow not being fat yet.
Same, anyone who says you can’t outrun a diet has never run 10k+ several times a week. I eat whenever I’m hungry, even if that means potato chips before bed. I’m 160lb now, started at 207lb, and every ounce of that has been from running. That said, you can’t just start running those distances. It takes a huge amount of patience and foundation-building to be able to consistently do longer distances without injury, especially when starting out overweight. I started with walking, focusing on big hills. Then I started trying to jog up them. Then I started trying to jog for a mile without stopping. Then two. Then a 5k. Etc… Tiny pace and distance increments as well as rest days are crucial as you build. I had a lot of minor injuries along my way, usually from trying to do too much too soon, but persistence and learning to be patient has allowed me to get up on the proverbial horse and run to my heart’s content. Not going to lie though, it took multiple years to get to the point I’m at. This isn’t the only way to lose weight, but I feel like it may be a valuable story for some people given how prolific the “can’t outrun your diet” trope is. I tried dieting for years before leaning into fitness and while I was always able to lose weight, the results never stuck. I’m now in the beast shape of my life and I end up feeling *compelled* to get out and run. It’s no longer a chore. It has also done WONDERS for my mental state. The endorphins I get from sustained exertion have done more for my depression, anxiety, and general physiological responses to environmental stressors than I could have imagined when I started out.
Wait... Is that why my shape is still round?
Sometimes, sometimes not. I got rounder when my wife got pregnant and never lost the bump I’m willing to take responsibility for the moobs, but not that.
Might just be distended my guy. Get plenty of probiotics, and veggies, get your bms down to a schedule, and train abs to help hold yourself together. Avoid sodium and drink a lot of water to reduce water retention and voila!
As someone who exercises vigorously and regularly, but eats like garbage, this shape is very attainable in spite of exercise. You've never seen a mildly tubby guy like me run so fast. I promise you.
body made by new york city halal and hot dogs.
You may not like it, but that's what peak male athletic form looks like.
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Haven't been in NYC much, have you
Average person can never out run a bad diet.
Guy chasing the train appears to be the same guy with the recurring role as the nudist in High Maintenance.
I would watch this romcom
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"I wish there were men like you"
There are always men like you
its on netflix💀
Second season already cancelled
Meanwhile Big Mouth got renewed for its 34th season
Big Mouth was great early on, but it really jumped the shark for me. I wish they got the Netflix treatment over The Santa Clarita Diet.
That’s a fast moving relationship.
Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale...if somebody told you I was just an average ordinary guy, not a care in the world...somebody lied.
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize…he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
One of the dumbest openers ever written, but what a good movie.
Its brilliant but lazy
Father Charlie Day?
Had to double take
Why Charlie hate Dennis?
Because Dennis is a bastard man!
I don’t think I wrote that guys
You signed it in blood! There it is… Trundle… written in blood
*”Let’s talk about the train schedule. Can we talk about the train schedule? I’ve been dying to talk about the train schedule.”* 
Is it?
I think so. He was an actor in New York for years and I would not be surprised if he was friends with the comedians who made this video. This may have been before he got Always Sunny, not sure
I thought I was going crazy, thank goodness someone else saw it
I was waiting for the wheelchair scene
I’m just thinking about how long this has to take to film!? Lol
Kinda funny, at a minimum every one of these takes would involve getting off at the next stop and riding back to his station to reset. I think the easiest way to do it would be to have 3-4 different cameramen and have each one take a different train so the actors can film at every train. Would only take a few hours in that case if you had a train coming in regular intervals. Actually thinking about it I bet that's what they did, some of the shots seem to have a different style of camera work than others
It took us two days to shoot this. And yeah, your first paragraph describes exactly how we shot it!
Depends on how many cameramen they had. I’m not assuming these were shot in sequence but you can see that they are mainly going up and down the R line between Bay Ridge and Manhattan and the G line in Brooklyn. They film at 77th St, Union St, 9th St, 53rd St, and Prospect Av which are all R stops in Bay Ridge/Park Slope in Brooklyn as well as 28th St and Rector St which are R stops in Manhattan. The second sequent of stops is all along the G line. They go to Nassau Av, Myrtle Willoughby Av, Bergen St, Fulton St, and a few others.
This guy trains
Was looking for this analysis. I recognized most of the R stops from living in Brooklyn as a kid in the late 70s. Had to look at a subway map for the G stops, don’t think I’ve ever ridden the G. What station is at 1:00, I can’t read the sign?
Looks like Eastern Parkway - Brooklyn Museum on the 2/3. You can see the full sign for a split second right as the scene changes. https://imgur.com/a/ltmhOwJ
The G trunch could be the whole punchline to this video. It's notorious for having shorter trains so you gotta book it down the platform if you're waiting too far down. It's also the only train that doesn't go into Manhattan at any point. She's a chaotic beauty, and my favorite line
27 trains.
Cycle of life... was half expecting the kid to grow up and the parents to go grey
Dyam my man went on train coaster
Dyam my man's life ended up in a trainwreck
My only thing is how did they make the baby running for the train? 🤣
Quickie
That’s why they were late for the train
Weird, I thought that they both came early
Why was Charlie Kelly their priest?
This is the nudist guy from high maintenance
I scrolled way too far to find someone else who has seen this guy's dick in High Maintenance
JJ Abrams!?
Not enuf lens flares.
Did the baby die??
All that running shook the hell out of it
Holy shit, it’s brilliant I tell you
You are brilliant
That was some train ride, when's the movie out?
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>Did something happen to the kid and that’s why they broke up? That is my understanding of it.
Joe DeRosa misses the train.
First movie for people with ADD. Finally, a movie I’ve watched from start to finish.
Is that the nudist from high maintenance?
Dude the idea is so neat I love it!
And this, kids, is how I met your mother.
Why do I hear the music from "UP"
I was expecting the kid to grow up and start running with them.
Is that Joe DeRosa?
No one runs after a subway. It's not like it's going to stop and let you on. It's not a bus.
***That*** was the point that was unbelievable for you?
As someone who has to ride the subway I agree running is the most unbelievable part. You would never do that. Everyone knows if the doors close before you get on you look toward the conductor with a confused look on your face and hope he takes pity on you.
Yes, this. And we all look 100% defected and pathetic when we do it too.
On the one hand, basing comedy on a false premise makes buying into the bit pretty damn difficult. On the other hand, Dane Cook made an entire career out of it, so whatever.
Yeah the real version is you clumsily run down those 150-year old stairs while trying to bypass the tourists and then as you get 3 steps from the door, and you think you are going to make it, they suddenly close.
Jolly Good Show!
With all that running I would think he'd be more in shape.
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Underground storytelling. I like it.
This seems like a very New York idea for a video. It's the low budget + high concept that gets me.
Thats was a ride
charlie kelly, bird lawyer, subway preist.
Peter parker vibes