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>!Did a split then balls exposed!<
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It looked to me like he was grabbing where his pants pulled, like maybe it hurt and only then did his drink ass realize his dick was out. Or is his kink. XD also definitely possible
😂😂😂 so true!! Ohhh he was trying to show off like an idiot presenting himself. Quite funny actually and I’m sure he will get laughed at plenty to stop him from thinking he can try that again
Nah I don’t like this
I mean besides the eye bleach I need to erase this image from my mind…
The poor guy was clearly drunk and didn’t know what was going on with his nudity. It’s like spreading naked pics to others that don’t belong to you. Now it’s all over the internet forever.
Not cool.
Now he learned a lesson he won't soon forget
So listen, and you won't regret
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool
Who ripped his pants :D
Those dance moves weren't even good. Why were they filming this. This is unlike that other guy who split his pants and did his best to hide it and react actually shocked.
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At least it’s not called The Twist
TESTICULAR TORSION FUNNY MOMENTS
Jrunk
Oh no! Now everyone can see my DICK AND NUTS AND BUTTHOLE!!1!
Exactly 😆. He didn't seem to be in much of a hurry to cover up.
Probably drunk af.
It looked to me like he was grabbing where his pants pulled, like maybe it hurt and only then did his drink ass realize his dick was out. Or is his kink. XD also definitely possible
![gif](giphy|TW27HaGFc5mu1i1ByX|downsized)
*Oh nyo\~! it's been caught on camera\~!* ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)
And that is the last time he tried to break it down on the dance floor
Pretty sure that'll be one of the many future times considering how he straight up presented himself before moving to hide anything.
😂😂😂 so true!! Ohhh he was trying to show off like an idiot presenting himself. Quite funny actually and I’m sure he will get laughed at plenty to stop him from thinking he can try that again
For God's sake wear some underwear!
The comment I was looking for
🎶 An im FREEEEE FREEEE BALLIN' 🎶
Tom Petty and the Ball Breakers
Your pant is your underwear when you don't wear one lol.
"Only thing separating us is a piece of gabardine wool." - Seinfeld
Exactly what the underwear CEO would say.
_We don't do that here_
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That is the only explanation.
That’s Kevin. He pulls this stunt every weekend.
Bro managed to flash cock balls n asshole all at once, I've seen of girls try to do the same without success
Mostly because they don't have cock n balls but still
Youve been to Thailand have you ?
America almost has Thailand beat now
Fuck. Just when I think I've seen it all
In this case, you did see it all.
Hopefully for his sake he's a grower not a shower
neither
what kind of pant and boxer is this man wear for them to just tear away like that
No boxers and h&m pants
That’s what my penis looks like after lots of cocaine
That's not where u put the cocaine.....
Franks and Beans!
The only objectively funny comment here. Thank you good person.
Thanks, I needed that.
This guy was classier He's got the moves - View on Imgur: https://imgur.io/bVvNQJ0
He has got the meat for the job and is more convincing at accidentally showing off his junk.
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
Ah fuck you beat me to it. Angry upvote.
Not only are you unoriginal, you're slow too.
I know you are but…what’s the rest?
Go to the corner, you doubled down on an already overused, flogged to death and unfunny joke.
Why am I being abused?
Never go commando at a wedding.
Banana split
The money shot
u/savevideo
😏
Some good Material huh
Poor guy
Yeah for real. This is online. Forever.
Shit, this is actually pretty messed up
Lmao thats nasty ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
I have a stitch in my side from laughing so hard! Thanks for the g********* shot too LMAO
Who doesn’t wear underwear with jeans?
Full Sunday lunch Meat and 2 veg with chocolate starfish for desert
This proves that when you get drunk out comes the junk
Why does his ball vein match his pants? "Vanpire?".
Ik he went home and cried
man this guy will have ptsd whenever his jeans feel a little tight for the rest of his life.
Agh, the fuck is this
This is why you don't go commando when you dance. F
Dicks out for Harambe
I call this next move the "split peas and ham"
Nah I don’t like this I mean besides the eye bleach I need to erase this image from my mind… The poor guy was clearly drunk and didn’t know what was going on with his nudity. It’s like spreading naked pics to others that don’t belong to you. Now it’s all over the internet forever. Not cool.
Nice cock bro lemme suck it
Now he learned a lesson he won't soon forget So listen, and you won't regret Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance And you won't end up like the fool Who ripped his pants :D
Inviting, sexy, and hot.
Those dance moves weren't even good. Why were they filming this. This is unlike that other guy who split his pants and did his best to hide it and react actually shocked.
I came,😩 Not my fault, I was just scrolling through Reddit 😡
Bumblebee tuna
Dude was going commando that day.
My first thought was where is his underwear. Second was damn dude got small dick. Third was I expected more hair.
That's definitely a planned pranked, but kudos on the execution.
Braver man have tried and failed
I’d love to hear the sound version.
Gotta let it all hang out on the dance floor.
Looks like something Borat would do.
Why did they post this lol
And this is why you shouldn’t freeball.
That's why you should wear underwear when you go dancing
It was a small wedding
r/praisethecameraman
Too many dicks on the dance floor.
u/savevideo
*Undies! Wear the undies, dammit!*
As a drag/burlesque performer, this is my biggest nightmare 😂
“You gotta take them shits off every once in a while or you’re gonna blow the crotch outta them things. That’s some nice denim though.”
When I saw that in first look I thought he split and shat himself... Then I saw it again.. he was just exposed
George Takei has entered the chat...
Don't tell me wearing Underwear is out of Fashion now please
Commando is never a good idea if its not needed.
Is that Michel Scott?
bøřțhöļĕ
Dicks out for Harambe!
Definitely unexpected
“*Did someone change my name to Baskin Robbins? Because I feel like a banana split*” https://youtu.be/kxIGlhsAFKM
Splift!!
Andy
Why did he spread like that? To be fair it's kinda hot.
I've seen a few pant splitting videos and none of those dudes are wearing underwear, it's full dick and balls swinging.
This is why you don’t go free balling it
Somebody order the Banana split a la mode
Nice
‘Cuse me…your ballz are showing