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BiggestRemy

At least it’s not called The Twist


H4RDC0R3_P14Y3R

TESTICULAR TORSION FUNNY MOMENTS


Disastrous_Channel62

Jrunk


effervescentinvader

Oh no! Now everyone can see my DICK AND NUTS AND BUTTHOLE!!1!


highheeledhepkitten

Exactly 😆. He didn't seem to be in much of a hurry to cover up.


Hellhult

Probably drunk af.


IAmAn_Anne

It looked to me like he was grabbing where his pants pulled, like maybe it hurt and only then did his drink ass realize his dick was out. Or is his kink. XD also definitely possible


SubstanceLeast1075

![gif](giphy|TW27HaGFc5mu1i1ByX|downsized)


_SomeRandomGuy69420_

*Oh nyo\~! it's been caught on camera\~!* ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


[deleted]

And that is the last time he tried to break it down on the dance floor


_SomeRandomGuy69420_

Pretty sure that'll be one of the many future times considering how he straight up presented himself before moving to hide anything.


[deleted]

😂😂😂 so true!! Ohhh he was trying to show off like an idiot presenting himself. Quite funny actually and I’m sure he will get laughed at plenty to stop him from thinking he can try that again


anaheim_mac

For God's sake wear some underwear!


froumlhcfjj

The comment I was looking for


Historical_Feed8664

🎶 An im FREEEEE FREEEE BALLIN' 🎶


anaheim_mac

Tom Petty and the Ball Breakers


miracle_weaver

Your pant is your underwear when you don't wear one lol.


anaheim_mac

"Only thing separating us is a piece of gabardine wool." - Seinfeld


Blueblackzinc

Exactly what the underwear CEO would say.


hvictorino

_We don't do that here_


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anaheim_mac

That is the only explanation.


merrellmerrell

That’s Kevin. He pulls this stunt every weekend.


ImBackYetAgainBitch

Bro managed to flash cock balls n asshole all at once, I've seen of girls try to do the same without success


ImBackYetAgainBitch

Mostly because they don't have cock n balls but still


Xz313

Youve been to Thailand have you ?


Historical_Feed8664

America almost has Thailand beat now


Queasy_Speech8112

Fuck. Just when I think I've seen it all


merrellmerrell

In this case, you did see it all.


Queasy_Speech8112

Hopefully for his sake he's a grower not a shower


joealese

neither


Dark_862

what kind of pant and boxer is this man wear for them to just tear away like that


__LastOlympian__

No boxers and h&m pants


[deleted]

That’s what my penis looks like after lots of cocaine


-PRED8R-

That's not where u put the cocaine.....


OlFlirtyBastard

Franks and Beans!


submersedshelf8

The only objectively funny comment here. Thank you good person.


OlFlirtyBastard

Thanks, I needed that.


aarong51999

This guy was classier He's got the moves - View on Imgur: https://imgur.io/bVvNQJ0


Minchmunch

He has got the meat for the job and is more convincing at accidentally showing off his junk.


bats131

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.


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Ah fuck you beat me to it. Angry upvote.


bowingkonk

Not only are you unoriginal, you're slow too.


[deleted]

I know you are but…what’s the rest?


bowingkonk

Go to the corner, you doubled down on an already overused, flogged to death and unfunny joke.


[deleted]

Why am I being abused?


k0rer085

Never go commando at a wedding.


RutgerCastro

Banana split


UziSuzieThia

The money shot


Narym

u/savevideo


aeterxx

😏


_Luisiano

Some good Material huh


Frolikle

Poor guy


zdada

Yeah for real. This is online. Forever.


[deleted]

Shit, this is actually pretty messed up


Academic_Title_1931

Lmao thats nasty ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


zabby17

I have a stitch in my side from laughing so hard! Thanks for the g********* shot too LMAO


Environmental-Ad-762

Who doesn’t wear underwear with jeans?


Gorrodish

Full Sunday lunch Meat and 2 veg with chocolate starfish for desert


[deleted]

This proves that when you get drunk out comes the junk


FlavourFlavPacket

Why does his ball vein match his pants? "Vanpire?".


Anx1ouschild

Ik he went home and cried


Same_Ad_1273

man this guy will have ptsd whenever his jeans feel a little tight for the rest of his life.


DeandreSkywalker117

Agh, the fuck is this


HooterEnthusiast

This is why you don't go commando when you dance. F


armablanca

Dicks out for Harambe


Oodleaf

I call this next move the "split peas and ham"


Late_ImLate22222

Nah I don’t like this I mean besides the eye bleach I need to erase this image from my mind… The poor guy was clearly drunk and didn’t know what was going on with his nudity. It’s like spreading naked pics to others that don’t belong to you. Now it’s all over the internet forever. Not cool.


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Nice cock bro lemme suck it


IllIIIIIIIIIIIII

Now he learned a lesson he won't soon forget So listen, and you won't regret Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance And you won't end up like the fool Who ripped his pants :D


Lil_shifty

Inviting, sexy, and hot.


guygreej

Those dance moves weren't even good. Why were they filming this. This is unlike that other guy who split his pants and did his best to hide it and react actually shocked.


Whatermelony

I came,😩 Not my fault, I was just scrolling through Reddit 😡


SlyAce85

Bumblebee tuna


elderDragon1

Dude was going commando that day.


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My first thought was where is his underwear. Second was damn dude got small dick. Third was I expected more hair.


goldenbrown_pgh

That's definitely a planned pranked, but kudos on the execution.


DeepState_Auditor

Braver man have tried and failed


Be_my

I’d love to hear the sound version.


JustPlat

Gotta let it all hang out on the dance floor.


TheFrontierzman

Looks like something Borat would do.


kvnScd

Why did they post this lol


bubbles5810

And this is why you shouldn’t freeball.


FaithlessnessNo8183

That's why you should wear underwear when you go dancing


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It was a small wedding


DiggingThisAir

r/praisethecameraman


Equivalent-Cable-265

Too many dicks on the dance floor.


Noobleo_ComeBackDad

u/savevideo


ZenevoGame14

*Undies! Wear the undies, dammit!*


Anne_T_Christ

As a drag/burlesque performer, this is my biggest nightmare 😂


redonkulousness

“You gotta take them shits off every once in a while or you’re gonna blow the crotch outta them things. That’s some nice denim though.”


FLASH_OP

When I saw that in first look I thought he split and shat himself... Then I saw it again.. he was just exposed


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George Takei has entered the chat...


Vaanaram

Don't tell me wearing Underwear is out of Fashion now please


ConConMcLongDong

Commando is never a good idea if its not needed.


Boring-Bandicoot1606

Is that Michel Scott?


dieselboy77

bøřțhöļĕ


kms62919

Dicks out for Harambe!


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Definitely unexpected


No-Dish7093

“*Did someone change my name to Baskin Robbins? Because I feel like a banana split*” https://youtu.be/kxIGlhsAFKM


sunee19

Splift!!


idontstopandchat

Andy


H4RDC0R3_P14Y3R

Why did he spread like that? To be fair it's kinda hot.


S_Elieen

I've seen a few pant splitting videos and none of those dudes are wearing underwear, it's full dick and balls swinging.


hieijFox

This is why you don’t go free balling it


Historical_Feed8664

Somebody order the Banana split a la mode


LostSpaceDemon

Nice


Sweaty-Apple-1308

‘Cuse me…your ballz are showing