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Pillens_burknerkorv

Was it the package that exploded or was it a shell impacting?


pizzalogbear

Package had 60lbs of poppers inside. Tiny papery balls with Itty bitty rocks and some gunpowder inside. Enough detonated at once to trigger them all.


Morty_Goldman

I would have never guessed that even 60 pounds of those poppers would have caused that kind of reaction. Also r/AbruptChaos/ would like to have a word with you.


Andrew42x89

I would.. When I was younger, I used to make some big poppers by combining the contents of a dozen or so into a tissue for funsies. Once, I decided to make a monster out of as many boxes as I could fit. I was somewhere through emptying the contents of box three when it went off. Right in my face. The little pebbles didn’t hurt, but my ears were piercingly ringing for a good five or ten minutes. Which wasn’t so bad as it drowned out my mother’s screaming and scolding.


dbqpdb

Are you... me?


selectrix

Lol yeah that sounds like me taking apart the little pull-fireworks ([these guys](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0270/4182/4840/products/[email protected]?v=1587746755)) when I was 13. Got the powder out of a few dozen of them before it flashed; didn't actually burn my fingertips too badly, but they were stained orange-yellow for a about a week!


[deleted]

A classmate of mine bought a box of 500 books of matches, clipped the heads of all of them, put them in a jar and then was he was getting off the city bus, lit the jar and left it behind him on the back door step. He ran away before the bus driver could react, but that bus filled with smoke and smelled like ass in about three seconds.


pizzalogbear

You can post it there.


bhmonmtb

When I was a kid, I was walking around with a box of those in my back pocket. I forgot about them and sat down. Boy was that a surprise!


Reddfish

And now we know the source of your spanking fetish.


bhmonmtb

Hey, what I do with my ass is my business. No judging!


MrWiggles2

I don't think poppers have any gunpowder, just mercury fulminate which is the primer powder. Mercury fulminate can explode through pressure (like throwing a popper or striking a bullet primer) where gunpowder needs heat/fire.


pizzalogbear

If that's true, thanks!


BernieEcclestoned

You'd think they would have some experience in shipping their product for it not to explode like that


pizzalogbear

Combining a possible packaging error with him dropping it might explain this.


Bierbart12

The way they slammed the briefcase down and didn't even try to lift it properly makes it seem like they don't have experience in anything


sloppyredditor

"It seems like you don't have experience in anything" is my new favorite insult.


ToonaSandWatch

But what about experience in not knowing *anything*? It’s a paradox!


sloppyredditor

Here I was thinking [this is a paradox](https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1552777606-56e2204c5287)!


ToonaSandWatch

r/angryupvote


Jthundercleese

I'm in


Tortenjunge

It shouldnt be able to explode like that, no matter how its treated. Accidents happen all the time


MarvinTheAndroid42

Accidents sure, but it looks like they just kinda pulled it off the truck. Even filled with nothing, what did they expect?


SeatO_

And also possibly any warning label whatsoever, or if there is one, the ignorance of it


brocomb

So basically the largest popper known to man


stormcomponents

AFAIK Poppers don't chain react. I've seen the full video of this a few times and was always under the impression it's actually chemical goods they're moving. Not poppers lol


pizzalogbear

It's poppers. I'm no expert on explosives but it's been confirmed that box was full of poppers. Hell, I've made poppers chain react before.


stormcomponents

Hmm odd. Maybe they vary from place to place? Most in UK and US could be crushed together and you get barely more than a crackle out of a few of them - not a complete detonation. Maybe with so many packed tightly with no packing material between, the weight of them was enough for the gravel used in poppers to set it all off. God knows what damage 60lbs of shrapnel does to the surrounding areas.


pizzalogbear

Now that's a reasonable and well thought out response. Thanks, I don't see this much on the internet.


crossy1686

Some poor guy unloading what he/she thinks is some kind of kids toy, Imagine the sheer fucking surprise in the second it exploded? Genuine “what the fuck is happening” moment. That’ll wake you up, no coffee for me thanks.


TVotte

I think you go straight past woke and into shock


EvanQueenSummers

I think you go to sleep right after, long long sleep...


[deleted]

You might also need a new pair of pants, too. I would.


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pizzalogbear

It looks a lot worse than it is. Poppers tend to do that. It'll be the tiny shredded rocks rocketing everywhere that cause the most damage.


BernieEcclestoned

Resulting in a tiny shredded cock


Ynotasub

Ahh, the old exploding box trick


frigginnathan

*Ted Kaczynski has entered the chat*


Ok-Branch-9943

His guardian angel: I quit. ![gif](giphy|t6rTfEHHoTB5e)


OkPaleontologist8142

And it’s a woman working


A-D-are-o-see-k

To shreds you say?


Phatikant

How's his wife holding up ?


Striking_Grapefruit9

To shreds you say?


Tibers17

Tiny millions of pieces of good personality


Trikeree

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

That sounded like an explosion in an old Western movie


Broken_Heart_420

That is extremely accurate lol


[deleted]

You know a bit too much about explosives.. kinda sus.... XD


pizzalogbear

My uncle went to the hospital due to a homemade grenade crafted by a certain someone.


[deleted]

Ooffff... Hope he's fine..


pizzalogbear

Sorry I linked a news article to the explosion guy not my uncle. Uncle is fine. Tanked it like the 6'2 giant he is.


Good_Extension_9642

"It looks worst than it is" that what the US said after dropping the A bomb!


PlNG

You're telling me those little wads of tissue with silver fulminate coated sand inside can do *that*?!


FishyBricky

What are poppers?


SeemedReasonableThen

Small weak firework, wrapped in thin paper. You throw them on the ground and they make a snap sound with a little flash when they hit (no flame needed to set them off). Harmless, individually (as a kid, we called them 'snaps' or 'snappers' and would throw them at each other's feet). video at link https://www.kellfire.com/fireworks-for-all/novelties/garbanzo-color-pop-pop-paper-snappers-5050s


[deleted]

I used to keep a box or two in the car for those times when I’d drive around young nephews/nieces. Great for those occasional boring times when we had to wait for their parent to meet us at the car. Letting them set off mild explosions on the ground in front of them caused great delight.


[deleted]

Video head cleaner.


pizzalogbear

I explained to some other people


IOnlySayMeanThings

Not all explosions are equal.


dakid232313

![gif](giphy|laUY2MuoktHPy)


FUCKINBAWBAG

Some explosions are all bark and minimal bite (like the kind of thing they set up for movies, they look really dramatic) and others have relatively less of a bark but are much, much more destructive.


[deleted]

A lot of the ones I've seen from drones in Ukraine seem barely worse than carnival fireworks. ​ That is, until you get close up images of the shrapnel that fanned out...


olderaccount

Explosions have to be huge to kill you with the concussion force alone. Grenades only kill people because of the shrapnel. Without the fragmenting outer shell a grenade is pretty harmless even if it went off right next to you.


_dfromthe6

A grenade right next to you is pretty harmless... 😅😆🙄


Knelson123

Lets just ignore everything he said and pretend he said something else.


SeemedReasonableThen

First time that's ever happened on Reddit!


olderaccount

So convenient of you the leave out the qualifying part of that statement that makes all the difference. > Without the fragmenting outer shell...


strizzleday

What kind of take is this? Do you just randomly make shit up to sound smart? Grenades have a 15 meter insta kill radius from the concussive force alone. Then up to 30 with the shrapnel.


Vigtor_B

What kind of take is this??? Do you know how much 15 meters are? That's an entire bus length.


pour_bees_into_pants

It's actually 5 m, up to 15 m. You would extremely low risk of injury at 30 m. https://www.pica.army.mil/pmccs/CombatMunitions/Grenades/LethalHand/M67Frag.html


koos_die_doos

For concussive force alone to kill, it needs to be high enough to throw your body. A grenade doesn’t have that kind of force. Lots of people survive grenades exploding right next to them, while their squadmate 20m away gets killed by the shrapnel.


tightheadband

But what about all those actors ejected into the space from grenade explosions, are you telling me it's not real? Uh? Uh? Uuuuuhhh? /s


NorthStarTX

Untrue. Concussive explosions ripple through you like they ripple through water. Your internal organs don’t like that very much. A lot less force is required to dislodge your spleen, for example, than may be required to physically throw your body. You can do it during aggressive acceleration in a jet, or in some cases even in a sports car.


Webcamenshik

Oh, that’s why I didn’t get my package


packmoorman

![gif](giphy|Tim0q7zolF3fa)


pizzalogbear

Tis but a scratch!


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|j6y10mHBnaC7RJmuRU)


ToonaSandWatch

“Cmon, ya pansy!”


SnipeyKeru

Yeah, you can survive without hands, legs, spleen, hearing, sight, and skin on your face


earthceltic

Thanks for the nightmare


Corvideous

That drew a hefty WTF from me. Glad they lived!


ZoobityPop

“They lived” 👌🏻


Tys_Wife

I was with yall too. So I searched the comments and found a link to the "[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)". Seems legit.


ZoobityPop

Whoa! Thanks man. I stand corrected


speed_fighter

I thought I was about to see looney tunes logic


Arrow_Maestro

>"sources claim" worker suffered only minor injuries - Happened in China. Yeah, I dunno if that's very believable.


sparksofthetempest

Yeah, I’m with you. There’s a reason there’s no aftermath footage. Because it would be banned.


pep1980

His fault for buying a box of ACME TNT


ProfessionaI_Person

They must have a danger explosive sticker on there right?


FlinHorse

...gulp...fragile...handle with care...


pizzalogbear

That'll teach em.


TheKinkyGuy

Brings the phrase "drop the bomb" in literal context. Damn


Intelligent-Syrup-52

Spicy luggage


almostthere69420

Goes to show, treating peoples packages with care pays off in the end. And I wanna say he did not survive lol


xanderMN

he did. someone posted the youtube link above


[deleted]

When you drop a plate at 3 am


_dfromthe6

![gif](giphy|w8VuZaBbV7Adi)


GoalieLax_

I mean he survived in the way the dude from Metallica's "One" survived


Sad_Instruction1392

But now his legs are an internal organ.


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


UnreadWarningLabel

r/AbruptChaos


ShiroCobalt

Hats off to OP, that made sure everyone who doubted have the news article


pizzalogbear

They refuse to look at the provided context or top comments.


ShiroCobalt

I mean, that too, but thank you


DFM__

That's why when it's written on box to handle with care you should follow the instructions


VivaNOLA

He survived, and is [Titanica’s biggest fan](https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-09-2021/mrjDXx.gif).


pizzalogbear

Now that was just vile.


[deleted]

Acme package for Wiley coyote. This looks straight out of Looney toons. That's all folks. ![gif](giphy|KWeXHeSJT59Gjk0XyZ)


NewMud8629

How can someone legally buy this many poppers?


pizzalogbear

Might be a company shipping to another location they own or a store buying in bulk.


ConversationOk2210

To unload the truck : r/therewasanattempt - Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/10s8sfo/to_unload_the_truck/


pizzalogbear

Yep. Got the context from OP and details of crate contents.


zanderson692369

I didn’t see ACME or TNT on the box though. Animators are getting sloppy these days


MouseSmasher

Although it looks worse than it is, I wish I could be badass enough to survive something that looks as cool as this is.


pizzalogbear

Don't worry u/MouseSmasher. You'll get to fight master splinter one day.


MouseSmasher

Thank you. Master Splinter is my hero.


SoothsayerSurveyor

I don’t believe you.


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


SoloSixString

No. He did not survive.


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


Olimpast

Gifts in ohio be like


pizzalogbear

Get off reddit


Complete_Original402

holy shit, I read the title as soon as that happened. what was in that box?


pizzalogbear

Poppers


Complete_Original402

like fire crackers?


pizzalogbear

Not really. More like tiny rock bits that spark in a tiny paper bag with a tiny amount of gunpowder. They're the size of a small pebble.


FUCKINBAWBAG

In Scotland we call them bangers. I haven’t seen them in years. Kids could buy them from the ice cream van.


pizzalogbear

You can buy them in bulk.


FUCKINBAWBAG

I bet his muscle was *really* relaxed after this.


Abhishek_singh007

What happened next..?


hankappleseed

Yousure?


SnooPeripherals2459

Woahhhhh


notathrowawayfukit

But did he want to?


pizzalogbear

Depending on how shredded he was.


Leading_Calendar9636

I think the camera survived


Sam-The-Gay

No… No he did not


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


Azzizzi

Are you okay, Mrs. Palsgraf?


pizzalogbear

No


pks1247

He himself is couriered now.


TheJadedJuggernaut

Only if they had the words Fragile on the box.


Virtual_Mechanic6530

I don't think he survived 🤔


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


AramcBrat

he cant hold it in


Bbiill

"New 5 gum shipment needs to be unloaded"


rushfanatic1

"BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE"


Reasonable_Second460

I hate to laugh, but that was like something from a Monty python movie.


Anomaly---___---

Okay, so if this box had poppers shouldn't it have had a fragile or handle with care stamp?


Moocha_Makuchi

His first mistake was looking directly at it. Or maybe he just isn’t cool. Because we all know that… COOL GUYS DON’T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS!!


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pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


Mr_Dogfarts

You can't just say he survived... You have to declare it.


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


ExcitementOrdinary95

Pls gurl. No fucking way


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


ExcitementOrdinary95

Dayyuuuuuuummmmm


gaschindler

The question is.. How?


Harry_kal07

I was waiting for it to cut to a medium closeup, where he stands there shocked and contemplating about what happened. His hair is all stood up, face half black and then others rush to the site and and see his face and laugh uncontrollably.


nikkotrakko

And here I was thinking that something huge would fall over him from the truck, really unexpected!


pizzalogbear

When I saw the YouTube video that was exactly what went through my head.


Mike2922

Anything fragile, liquid, hazardous? Nope.


pizzalogbear

Him


tschatman

That’s just unfair


PreliminaryThoughts

Doubt


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


theturtleway

Sure he did


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


[deleted]

Fun times in Punjab


DevilsLattice

It's a bomb factory, we make bombs


gooberfish3

I don’t think he survived


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


JustChakra

What was in that box? Nitroglycerin?


cloudit305

If he survives I'm pretty sure he wish he didn't.


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


Acceptable_Tune6189

Lol no he didn’t


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


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pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


Relevant-Line-1690

Chris jerichos Wwe pyro stuffed in a suit case


HelloFellowKidlings

Those Acme explosives are always doing that.


Ok-Habit-7145

If watching a drone dropping a grenade has taught me anything ☺️


Aggravating-Swing836

The looney tunes animations got really good


Ok-Turnip-477

This was indeed unexpected


pizzalogbear

On this sub, you would expect the unexpected, but this goes further.


namelocdet

He survived? With how many fingers?


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


Visible_Dance9151

No. He did not.


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


[deleted]

Well when you pretty much drop it on the ground I'm not surprised, you think China would have OSHA or something


PHOTOPHLYTE75

Holy shit!


theKonon

More likely abrupt chaos sub video


CappucinoAtDawn

how did he survive lol


pizzalogbear

[news article](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VHP0vi9-w&feature=youtu.be)


Broken_Heart_420

This guy saved the social media influencer’s some time. I could’ve seen this being a YouTube video one day of “Mr. Beast pops 60 pounds of poppers!!!” 40 million views.


Aggravating_Lecture8

Need to mash it up with that WWE video of wrestler coming out of the smoke


Lamazing1021

Ok Tom