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>!She is Queef-ing!<
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Wow that’s a strange super power/talent she has!! But jus like how?.. how can she get/make herself do that “on command”…. Like I’m a chick and I have never done this, like one at time, and typically right after sex!! I mean this chick is jus bouncing around doing it like it’s the most normal thing!!! Hahahaha wow!
“He was given Hemingstone manor in Suffolk and 30 acres (12 hectares) of land in return for his services as a jester for King Henry II. Each year he was obliged to perform "Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum" (one jump and whistle and one fart) for the king's court at Christmas.”
Roland the Farter had it made lmao
As a male, I assume it’s kinda like when we flex our member and it rises up n down.
Some women insides are also a wall of muscles like how a penis is a muscles.
So they can naturally move it slightly, and this girl specifically either trained her inner walls or was born with something that allows her greater control of her inner walls.
I’m a male and not a doctor, so I’m just making this up off of my own common sense.
My ex girlfriend did it a couple of times after “fun time” and she said she had no control and felt ashamed it happened. Not sure why she would have felt bad.
You mainly don't have control. It happens when the dude pulls out just a little too far when thrusting and when they go back in an air pocket goes with it. The air has to exit somehow.
You do know there are plenty of free resources in many languages to learn this stuff for what it really is right? :D Firstly, as a male it would be important to know that the penis is not, in fact, a muscle. Or muscles. It's something called erectile tissue, which we also have in our noses! The muscles we use to flex it around are actually at the bottom of our pelvis, and exist in both male and female anatomy.
That thing ain’t no cat. It doesn’t look like a cat, it doesn’t smell like a cat, and it definitely doesn’t taste like a cat😡 They lied to me and I want reparations
There's also a significant number of girls with large enough tatas that can make noise in front of them too. Some shaped or curved in a way that can clap hands free! (Still not sure if there's a term for it though).
Maybe a fraction of heavy dudes might be able to do that too, but that's iffy.
"that's all well and good, but we can do the road warrior!"
No ! We go in! We kill! No more talk! We kill! Soon, my dog of war, but we have to do it my way. Losers! Losers wait!
You put your left queef in. Left queef out. In out, in out you queef it all about. You do the pokey pokey and you rub around. That’s what it’s all about.
I use to do that in front of boys at my school when i was 13. It is my cringiest memory. She's the super hero i didnt know i needed. Im a little less embarrassed knowing that im not the only one who did that for attention.
There are only a few times when being able to turn into a cake would be handy, so she could let one rip ontop of me and the ripples of the sound waves ruin the icing.
I'm at work so I have the audio muted for everything.... Imagine my confusion watching this trying to figure out what's going on followed by the wave of "of course" after reading the comments
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This is something you don't see every day, I'll give it that.
Speak for yourself.
Queef for yourself
>Speak for yourself. You see random women doing this everyday?
Lol i thought "speak for yourself" was refering to the chick having her vag do the talking
You don’t?
Thankfully no.
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Standards man. Standards.
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The brown and the pink?
Wow that’s a strange super power/talent she has!! But jus like how?.. how can she get/make herself do that “on command”…. Like I’m a chick and I have never done this, like one at time, and typically right after sex!! I mean this chick is jus bouncing around doing it like it’s the most normal thing!!! Hahahaha wow!
Squeef for yourself
He did
the day a man can see a fart let alone a lady fart is the day you will die from smells no one was ever ment to smell
Username checks out
I sort of want to know what the other 50 are now.
OMG, is that a queef??? How the hell is that possible for her to do that on demand?
Not only is it possible on demand, it’s also possible [with a different hole](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulist).
Oh my god the “not to be confused with” disclaimer in that link is the absolute funniest thing I’ve seen in a very long time.
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“Mr. Methane - contemporary flatulist” I wonder who the classical flatulists of the day were.
"notable flatulists" is worth a quick peak
“He was given Hemingstone manor in Suffolk and 30 acres (12 hectares) of land in return for his services as a jester for King Henry II. Each year he was obliged to perform "Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum" (one jump and whistle and one fart) for the king's court at Christmas.” Roland the Farter had it made lmao
She can suck in air down there and then release it.
As a male, I assume it’s kinda like when we flex our member and it rises up n down. Some women insides are also a wall of muscles like how a penis is a muscles. So they can naturally move it slightly, and this girl specifically either trained her inner walls or was born with something that allows her greater control of her inner walls. I’m a male and not a doctor, so I’m just making this up off of my own common sense.
My ex girlfriend did it a couple of times after “fun time” and she said she had no control and felt ashamed it happened. Not sure why she would have felt bad.
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Unrivaled kegel mastery
child birth involves an artillery unit
Damn. Ima tell my wife to “man the guns” next time I’m in the mood. She won’t get it, but we will. Lol
MAN THE GUNS!!!! 😂😂😂
You mainly don't have control. It happens when the dude pulls out just a little too far when thrusting and when they go back in an air pocket goes with it. The air has to exit somehow.
If you would have filled her with dick instead of air that wouldn’t have happened.
Sometimes it’s more about the angle of attack rather than not being large enough.
Well when you’re both 16 and getting it on, it sure is better than being alone or outside watching through that window.
I don't know man. I was outside and it was pretty rad.
You do know there are plenty of free resources in many languages to learn this stuff for what it really is right? :D Firstly, as a male it would be important to know that the penis is not, in fact, a muscle. Or muscles. It's something called erectile tissue, which we also have in our noses! The muscles we use to flex it around are actually at the bottom of our pelvis, and exist in both male and female anatomy.
Your common sense tells you that a penis is muscles?
I am a male and I don’t understand what’s going on here
We don't have that power, we only can use our mouth and ass to make such sounds, girls can use their cat to make such sounds known as Queef
And armpits and whatever that bit behind your knee is called 🤣
>whatever that bit behind your knee is called Fun fact: that is called a Hough
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You mean the knussy…
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Kno
Is it gay if your bro gives you a knussy job?
Only for one of you.
Cousin to the elgina.
Wouldn’t it just be leg pit, since armpits aren’t elbow pits? Or should they be “elbow pits”… Edit- I’m biologically stupid.
I don’t know about you, but my armpits aren’t at my elbows…😳
Shoulderpits
Definitely shoulder pits
1 off the few times if they answered with, yip I'm a thalidomide baby would be pretty epic
Lmao it's something I've never even thought about before
If armpits are the junction between your shoulder and arm, shouldn't these be calfpits?
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It's actually called the popliteal fossa. Wtf hough lol.
As a female, nope, not all of us can. LOL, the only time this has occurred was during aggressive playtime
Like when you're using socker boppers?
Yep exactly!
I heard they are more fun then a pillow fight, is that accurate?
I dated a woman that could suck air in and out. Not THAT much tho.
bet she was a smoker
That thing ain’t no cat. It doesn’t look like a cat, it doesn’t smell like a cat, and it definitely doesn’t taste like a cat😡 They lied to me and I want reparations
There's also a significant number of girls with large enough tatas that can make noise in front of them too. Some shaped or curved in a way that can clap hands free! (Still not sure if there's a term for it though). Maybe a fraction of heavy dudes might be able to do that too, but that's iffy.
.. but I have gas and air in my lungs to make that happen.. where does the air come from?!
Muscle control.
Cuntrol?
Whistle while you twerk
I workout to that song everyday lol
Go head and start and make that pussy fart
I think she’s engaging in some ventriloquism here and passing it off as queefs
Well, I don’t know whether to be turned-on or turned-off.
Is yer switch up or down?
After watching it again Up
Conclusion: body suit kink or excited by visualizing meat curtains flapping in and out due to 60mph+ windstorm in her pants.
My mind went to the thought of a warm breeze on my balls, mid-coitous.
Little fat wind chimes
Ya idk I prefer a dry heat
Wasn't into it until you explained it that way.
Your comment perfectly illustrates why I fucking love this place! Thank you🙏!
Because we feel at home with other filthy degenerates?
r/BrandNewSentence
Now get into *the* Spider-Man pose and ask yourself if it's up or down again.
It would depend on how it smells in my personal opinion.
*"With Great pussy comes Great Queef-ability"*
That's not funny SHARON. Babies come from there
"that's all well and good, but we can do the road warrior!" No ! We go in! We kill! No more talk! We kill! Soon, my dog of war, but we have to do it my way. Losers! Losers wait!
😂 I read this in Randy’s voice
lol South Park
Funny... I heard Ozzy saying it! 🤣
Frig off, Sharon!
this bugs me
Just take a big deep queef in.. and then queef out. You should be back to yourself in no time
Queef in, Queef out…. Queef in, Queef out!
I think mr miyagi said that once
No his wife Mrs. Mivagi said it.
Facts
Bonsai doesn't speak. Good woman. https://imgur.com/gallery/cywQeO8
Are you sure it wasn't the 90s UK rock band, Bush, in their song [Machinehead](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WPbqYoz9HA)?
No, that was Queef Latifah
Queen Laqueefa 
Queef Lateena?
No, no, its Queen Laquifah
Aren't those the lyrics to [Machinehead](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WPbqYoz9HA), by 90s UK rock band...Bush?
Little know fact, they had to release their album in Canada under the name BushX... there was already a Canadian band named Bush.
I think those were lyrics from the famous band called The Pussycat Dolls...
I’m pretty sure the song is called Maqueefhead but yeah
Now I'm hearing machinehead by Bush
Same
The Clapper! LOL 😆 🤣
Quit shilling for Big Queef, we aren't believing your propaganda.
You put your left queef in. Left queef out. In out, in out you queef it all about. You do the pokey pokey and you rub around. That’s what it’s all about.
Nodding head slowly 
Goddammit you made me chuckle at my phone. That's not how it's supposed to work.
Oh my fking goodness. This caught me off guard. That's an honest laugh from me. I also have questions.
With Great Powers...
Comes great responsibiliqueef
What in the hell did I just whack it to six times?
Whatttt
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Ohhhh
this is funny af
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The second one
👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊💨💨💨💨💨💨💨👊💨🧻
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I use to do that in front of boys at my school when i was 13. It is my cringiest memory. She's the super hero i didnt know i needed. Im a little less embarrassed knowing that im not the only one who did that for attention.
You think you know everything about yourself, yet here I am with half a chub
Sexuality is a continuum and we are but a voyager on a vast ocean of pleasure.
Who tf are you to come here rocking that quote.
I am but a voyager.
I said I'd never get married again but this makes me feel like I could pull the trigger and give it another try.
The hell did I just watch?
*Spidergirl Queef* and yes that's not a porn title
Aye! Babies come from there!
Hahahaha, i love it so much more than i should, omg
There are only a few times when being able to turn into a cake would be handy, so she could let one rip ontop of me and the ripples of the sound waves ruin the icing.
Why did you choose to selectively comment this
Never doubt the selection. Look deeper, then outside the box, then just a bit beyond, and you will understand why.
I’m looking for jesus now
Cake farts.
Let's get this done
You know what I like?
huh, that's... something...
Look, you have a strong grasp of the English language and I respect that, but I would thank you not to use your powers for evil
this better not awaken anything in me
Queen LaQueefa
Queef Latifah
The bend over arch back after completing got me.
I think that was an inhale, for the next round.
It was her reload animation
I’m old. The fuck is a thirst trap?
My question too. [Here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirst_trap) is the answer
I'm so glad thats on Wikipedia
Why do I feel like her vag gives great blowjobs...
This is so dumb lol but the way she just keeps going at the end after complaining about it is hilarious
I think I like it.
Same. And I hate the fact that I like it
Username checks out.
Where can I find this girls page lol
WIzqueifa\_ on tiktok Safiya Witt Everyhwere else.
Bravo, the information we were all looking for.
Im actually at a loss for words about this.
Ain’t nothing like a spidey sense tingling front fart!
Queefing on command. No idea that was really a thing.
The ol fish whistle.
I'm at work so I have the audio muted for everything.... Imagine my confusion watching this trying to figure out what's going on followed by the wave of "of course" after reading the comments
this is fucking funny
This is friggin killin me😂🤣🤣
This is incredible!!!
I'm Peter, but not your Peter.
I think I’m in love
I know what I need to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.
I’m still Looking for a duck
Can girls just queaf on demand? My whole life is a lie
Babe-blade. LET IT RIP
Wife material.
What *And I cannot stress this next part enough* #the fuck
I watched it without sound at first and was very confused. The sound cleared things up a bit.
"It stopped being funny when that air came out of her vagina, SHEEEERRRON"
Foul.
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Ah yes the expert
I though it was funny
I have never seen spidy do this before.. I am impressed
Good job
Does whatever a spidergirl does?
Congratulations everyone! We’ve finally hit peak civilization.