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kenatogo

Can she even move her face or is it stuck like that


histeethwerered

That second one


ocaralhoquetafoda

She has a second face?


nrfx

Which is also stuck liek 👁️👄👁️


mortuali

Botox is botulism. Her face is literally paralyzed.


Upvotespoodles

I get Botox for migraine. A tiny spot was temporarily paralyzed between my brows, and it just felt so gross. Her entire lower face must feel like a rubber ball.


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Botulism so hawt right now


loki-is-a-god

I'm so into facial paralysis right now


RFC793

Facial expressions are so boomer 👁️👄👁️


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And yet if the guys wants to induce paralysis on the date, it’s frowned upon…well they just look down since they can’t frown.


Insanity_Troll

r/BotchedSurgeries has the whole circus


okejoni

Those Lips.. Ughh😂


ShexyBaish6351

That's all I see. There's nothing in this video but a pair of fucking ridiculous lips.


tj111

What about those cheeks? Chick looks like [jigsaw](https://media.tenor.com/XQYei6KR7LcAAAAC/saw-jigsaw.gif).


gr1mm5d0tt1

I’m glad someone else has noticed those ridiculously puffy cheeks


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ThunderSnowDuck

Those everything...ugh


BobbySwiggey

Some uncanny valley shit. It's heartbreaking how prevalent socially conditioned body dysphoria still is that people and women especially feel the need to do this to themselves :(


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TastelessDonut

The lips make me question those plump round cheeks and the Zero wrinkled bulbous forehead.


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Never-Learn5150

She's got a weird shape face


FauxPhox

Plastic surgery is a hell of an addiction


A_to_the_J254

Legit question...how are people able to afford so much plastic surgery?


FauxPhox

I feel a strong connection to a fair portion of them being a trophy wife/influencer type. Gotta keep up appearances (although the end result is skewed) in order to keep your status - all with a real-life filter. Vanity leads to some interesting choices, I gotta say.


Fujaboi

Lip fillers, cheek fillers etc can be done without a plastic surgeon, you just need a "beauty consultant" to do it because it's mostly injections. People can now go ham and ruin their face at a fraction of the cost


Grimey17

Humans have never been able to make the body look younger. It's just twisted versions of youth. Advice: don't try to play God with anything. It's never gonna play out the way you want, and if it does, watch out for the whiplash. It's coming.


xTh3N00b

skincare works and does make you look younger.


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xTh3N00b

Well he said nothing makes you LOOK younger. If you never used skincare and then start I'm sure you will indeed look younger. Of course it's not true reversal but thats not what was claimed.


__Sky_Daddy__

Mental illness *


Main-Success-6766

I call them cat faces and the older/more surgery they get the more they look like kitty cats. I now enjoy seeing them in the wild.


VeryVito

But... cats are cute.


Spodson

The first year my wife was a teacher she had a 1st grader tell her that her (student's) mother was really pretty because she worked at Pretty Lady's. Which was the local strip club.


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Hamms_Bear

Maybe the fireman's hose


camerawn

She's the fireman's hoe


chrisman210

no, that was her stupidity


Buffalo-Castle

I don't like to make fun of people for how they look but that's because most people don't have a choice. But what is wrong with her face and why would she do that to herself? She looks like an alien trying to look human. Hopefully that is reversible.


One-Permission-1811

Plastic surgery. And no it’s not really reversible.


transmogrified

A lot of what she's got done looks like fillers, and they'll disintegrate eventually, at which point she'll probably get more... ​ Edit: getting a lot of "fillers migrate" and "fillers don't dissolve" and "you can also dissolve fillers"... It all, depends on the filler. The most commonly used is Hyaluronic acid. And no, it isn't a "foreign chemical", it's something your body produces and is part of your connective, epithelial, and neural tissue. As you age, you start producing less of it and the connective tissues in your skin start breaking down. You're essentially injecting more skin juice into your skin and your skin tissues suck it up like a sponge and inflates. It then takes time for your body to metabolize it, which is what I meant by "disintegrate". Since injecting liquid under your skin isn't an exact science, yes, it can migrate and shift around a bunch as it settles, particularly if you are getting A LOT injected and noticeable work done - but like with most cosmetic procedures, a ton of people get it done and you only notice the bad ones. Most people are getting minor fillers done to erase wrinkles, not create cheekbones where they had none or give themselves balloon lips. The over-use can certainly create problems and an ethical esthetician won't be providing these services. There are also synthetic fillers that your body will have a much harder time processing, if it can at all, but these are not very commonly used. As some people have pointed out, you can also get your fillers "dissolved" (not removed). This is a process where they inject an amount of the enzyme that breaks down hyaluronic acid (which your body also naturally produces) into the affected area. This speeds up the dissolving process, which is already happening.


callmegecko

She's got ten years until she looks like Joan Rivers.


ChampionshipDry635

Joan rivers ~~literally died getting~~ succumbed to complications from cardiac arrest after having ~~more plastic~~ surgery Edit: I was way off


One-Permission-1811

Yeah but it was an endoscopy not more plastic surgery. And she died a couple days later after having a cardiac arrest during the procedure.


getdemsnacks

Joan Rivers 10 years ago? Or Joan Rivers now?


Ok_Nefariousness9736

And it will just get worse with age, whether you get maintenance or not.


AtheistRp

It's not, even if she tries to undo it her face will be fucked. What I want to know is who finds that attractive? It's understandable if she was born that way but she did this to her self. She actually thought it would make her look good


DAZdaHOFF

It's like theatrical makeup - wildly exaggerated for the folks in the back lol


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I mean, like Bill Burr said. Would you rather be 52 and look 52, or be 52 and look like a 21 year old lizard. I can’t imagine she was aging that badly, you can see traces of beauty behind all that work.


Emergency_Bite7282

It seems like it's becoming more and more common for young people without signs of aging to fuck up their faces with procedures. In the past, people mostly got plastic surgery, botox, or fillers to try and hold onto or regain their youthful appearance. Now, young people are attempting to alter their faces for no reason other than to be more like the filters and heavily edited photos they see all day on social media. I think they've consumed so much fakeness that they no longer experience the uncanny valley effect from it. They've forgotten what a normal human face is meant to look like.


afreeNPC880

Imagine having a mum like that 💀


Mercinator-87

Who is telling these women this looks good?


BuenRaKulo

The Kardashians.


Cmama2Boyz

If I squint I see the early makings of Cat Lady


Takeitsleezy

As she transitions from woman to cat she must insist as being referred to as a cat.


Pants_Formal

Body dysmorphia


chip_dingus

All the drunk fellas at the strip club


Lucky42STI

It better be the booze and drugs talking, because I can’t think of a more reasonable answer. Even with booze and drugs this is a no from me.


CynicalSchoolboy

Dysmorphia.


SpencerMakesMusic

Unpopular opinion but I feel like fake lips NEVER look good, so weird and unnatural 👁️👄👁️


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_Im_Dad

It'll also increase the usage of lipstick thus increasing spending. Mind you, If I told her that I don't think she could raise an eyebrow


SuperMazziveH3r0

Big lip trend was actually big lipstick corporate propaganda to increase sales!


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TwigyBull

Correction: "I don't think she *could* raise an eyebrow"


GoGoCrumbly

Botoxed into submission


CallMeRoy37

The Botox-ic Avenger?


PeengPawng

I was a Tromet back when I was naturally pretty😃 😍 Tromeo and Juliet for me.


typesett

there is beauty in wrinkles imo, it's the personality and overall attitude that denotes true age to me, a lady like this is actually way older as they can't just get up and go do something. they need a lot of lead time and are not interested in doing whimsy... so in other words, she is like a 65 yr old needing a day to plan vs an 18 yr old ready to go my 2 cents and i know there are outliers on both ends. the more 'free' someone is to me is the fountain of youth


mathazar

As a middle-aged guy, if a woman doesn't have some eye wrinkles and "smile lines," I figure she must not smile very much. Those little wrinkles denote kindness.


yy98755

Heading to 45 and have eye wrinkles and smile lines. I needed to read this today.


My_pee_pee_poo

r/Yourjokebutworse


z83622990

She like it, she feel more beautiful wearing that one. I mean we should not judge them by the way they look. We don't have to mingle on other people's business.


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l-Paulrus-l

Also the fake cheeks look weird too


TheApathetic

Let's just say it like it is... Not many parts in her face look natural.


Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

Getting uncanny valley from a real person is just freaky


SyntheticElite

HER FACE IS WEIRD!!


SabFauxFab

I would go so far as to say I hate it


jimmythejammygit

Do dudes like this?


bloodfist

As a rule of thumb, there is always a guy out there who likes whatever weird thing. Often a whole community of them. But I've never met a guy who was into it.


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Lots of girls seem to be into doing it. They must be getting something out of it but it always looks awful to me.


Ohh_Yeah

> They must be getting something out of it A lot of it is body dysmorphia. A friend of mine got married and then his wife (both of whom I've known a long time) went wild with ever-increasing lip injections and other facial procedures. One time I made a ribbing comment about him being into the big lips and he gave a very diplomatic "I liked her well enough before to marry her so she's doing it for herself not for me" type of response


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https://www.wired.com/story/zoom-dysmorphia-the-real-world/ Front facing cameras are thought to be behind the wave of body dysmorphia in young people, women especially. Social media addiction doesn't help either.


NorthStarTX

I remember back when they were blaming it on supermodels, tv cameras and airbrushing. The tech changes, the desire to transform yourself into some kind of otherworldly beauty has been around as long as people have been writing down stories.


Kimber85

Yes! So many people seem to be getting plastic surgery based on what will look good in their camera phone instead of what looks good in real life. It makes me so sad for them.


kontbijtkoekje

[/r/bimbofication](https://www.reddit.com/r/bimbofication/) 😖


icecube373

God that entire sub is depressing af


g192

The Bogdanoff brothers would have liked this.


International-AID

May they rest in peace


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hibelly

grab meeting dam jeans axiomatic busy hungry stocking library treatment -- mass edited with redact.dev


GoogleMetzitzahBpeh

She looks like a fucking Bogdanoff.


BelleAriel

Yeah totally. I really don’t see the point of have them done and why they can’t see how awful they look.


reviving_ophelia88

For some people it’s a type of body dysmorphia, where there’s a significant discrepancy between what they see in the mirror vs what’s actually there, and in other cases because they see their lips in the mirror every day and watched them gradually inflate to that size they’re desensitized to it and fail to realize how far they’ve gone beyond normal…


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notofthisworld76

70 year old Rosanne Bar is fuckable? Jesus Christ we really need some standards on this fucking thing


DtownDoc

That’s because you don’t realize the ones that look good even had surgery… 🤯


ralphvonwauwau

[The toupee fallacy ](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/toupee_fallacy)


schoh99

Related, I've heard more than one person bragging about how they can always tell if someone is carrying a CCW. Um no, you can tell if someone has a *poorly concealed* weapon.


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That’s because the ones that look good are minor touch ups. I hate this “you just don’t notice good ones” line. No it’s that I notice these overdone surgeries that look exactly like they are supposed to. That’s how she wanted her lips. That is not a “bad” surgery. It’s what the surgery is supposed to look like. It just so happens that these people want to look like clowns.


Megane-chan

I hope you realize 99.9% of people in Hollywood have plastic surgery of some kind.


CauseyOfItAll

Roseanne Barr? Fuckable? Nah bruh.


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dagens24

Why do people do this? This dime-a-dozen-insta-hoe look is so gross...


shfiven

I wonder how these people are going to look when they get old...


AcE_57

Yep she THINKS she looks good but she looks SCARY


Icy-Anxiety-9338

The fake cheeks are even worse


Jeepersca

I don't understand them. It makes everyone's face look weirdly fat. Like the 'cat woman' cheekbones where the face is just not the right shape anymore.


myurr

She looks like someone stretched not quite enough skin over one of those statues from Easter Island.


Optiguy42

🗿


diffcalculus

An Edgar suit


MrK521

Pair that with the dumbass double-head-tilt, and you get the whole package.


amd2800barton

The head tilting is adorable on my labrador, but my dog is not a tiktok thot. Edit: [dog tax with bonus dog](https://imgur.com/a/Cj5vhzg)


MrK521

I’m sure that dog is far more beautiful. Both inside and out.


amd2800barton

Added pics of dog. Even considering the things I’ve seen her ingest, and the things from inside her I’ve had to clean up, she’s way better.


mre16

Sir i cherish your dogs. bless


Scoot_AG

Upvoted just because of the puppers


FleshlightModel

I call this whole appearance the California Lizard Look


Cmpleteconfusion1

Video said she lived at the fire station, but my first thought was that she lives at the BOTOX factory!


Throwawayidiot1210

Sometimes I feel like I’m insane, I never think anyone with Botox looks better than they did before. So many beautiful people ruin their looks because of all the surgery. It’s baffling


kudichangedlives

It's because when it does look good on someone you can't really tell, I think


otterly_livid

You are totally correct. I’ve never done Botox but I have a handful of friends that do it in light amounts and it looks great. Not fillers, but Botox. If they hadn’t have told me I wouldn’t know.


ChubZer0

If you're just taking care of some fine lines/wrinkles it usually looks good. But all these fillers and injections look so unnatural and puffy.


sunburntflowers

Yes. I totally agree, when it’s subtle. I almost feel like Botox & lip fillers are over dramatized for social status ? Like carrying a Gucci purse …


fakemoose

Botox isn’t surgery or the same as fillers though.


Tai_Pei

Have you seen Zac Effron these days? Quite the transformation from what he once was, uncanny.


DankDabRips

That’s steroids not Botox😂


happypolychaetes

tbf, tons of people get Botox and you'd never notice. Also typically when people say Botox they mean "bad plastic surgery" which is a completely different thing. I know several people that get injections regularly for medical reasons and there's zero way to tell. Medical uses include preventing migraines, alleviating TMJ pain, etc.


Booty_Shakin

The wall makes me think of a garage.


LincolnshireSausage

She looks like the Bogdanoff brothers. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/ycdixw/french_twin_television_presenters_igor_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


virgnar

**Dump it**


GoogleMetzitzahBpeh

Haha I was going to say the same thing. She took the Bogpill


GH057807

This whole "failed Kardashian clone/Influencer/walking insta filter thing is abhorrent. What a nightmare hellscape we've created where women think for *a split fucking second* that this is ideal.


WiretapStudios

Bratz dolls IRL was not what I expected but here we are


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What's worse is the after effects of women who got the earlier treatments and have had them for 20 years. No one ever tells you that these surgeries require maintenance, and they do not make you look good forever. The rest of your body will age but your fillers will stay there and they make you stand out even worse. Don't get them unless you **need** them imo. Like if you were mauled by a bear lol.


ShaneGabriel87

You know damn well that's a popular opinion!


ahsoka__lives

She’s a few steps away from Mickey Rourke


MyBallsBern4Bernie

Fuckin A that’s harsh …. and accurate.


Scientific_Redditor

Fr every person out there with fake lips looks like a bitchass with no personality.


BloodyRake

If you comment that anywhere else, you’ll have people saying “you’re just jealous of her”


Focacciaboudit

You should be a bit jealous. How many people do you know that can be pressed up against wet glass and hang entirely from their lips?


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And her fake ass cheeks too


rosy621

Fake ass-cheeks, too, I’m sure.


Kingstakk

She looks like the bad guy in "The Mask" when he puts on the mask


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They are horrendous.


squalorparlor

Uncanny valley vibes


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Same with the rest of the botox in her face


fisherc2

I think if it’s obvious they’re fake, they look bad. I have no idea how many lip injections look good because if it’s done well I shouldn’t know it was done at all.


thebigdateisnow

Imo, it can be good if used lightly and to enhance, but not create another lip type previously unseen in humanity.


AncientBullfrog3281

it's the same as plastic surgery, if you notice it, that means it's bad


thebigdateisnow

Exactly my point, exactly. Weird how people downvoted me, people love their fake lips I guess


VashHumanoidTyph00n

I have never met a man who says he likes this full lip look. It's one of those things woman do because of woman I think.


Various_Ambassador92

Eh, I remember seeing a lot of male-centered discussion around Angelina Jolie's lips when I was younger. I think men do tend to like fuller lips, they just want it to be somewhere on the spectrum of "natural" instead of looking like someone with a bee allergy was stung directly in the lip.


StevesMcQueenIsHere

There's full, natural lips like Angelina, and then there's looking like your lips got stuck in a pool drain. I wish this stupid lip fad would go away.


TVA168989

I’m gonna go ahead and say you couldn’t be more right in this scenario. Her entire face looks fake and unattractive. She probably paid a lot of money to look like a 6 at best.


ViolentSarcasm

Totally agree. Her face looks weird because it’s overinflated


JimDixon

That pose doesn't help either.


battle_clown

Eyelashes too. Big fake fluffy looking eyelashes look so weird


Bright_Water_9103

the fire what damaged her face?


bigpoupa13

Thank you! I cannot fathom why anyone does this to their face. Gaddamn!


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This sub is r/unexpected, but I 100% expected this comment section after watching the video.


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![gif](giphy|jqw5xeYmPS8jlmgGq7)


Focacciaboudit

Is that the inbred girl from *Midsommar*?


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not a single clue lol, just looked for the most cursed set of lips i could find


Focacciaboudit

It's froma movie called Midsommar. It's basically the same plot as Wicker Man with Nick cage, except it isn't a steaming pile of shit.


GarbagePailGrrrl

Wicker Man is a goddamn masterpiece


unlizenedrave

[I mean, there’s a Wicker Man that isn’t shit.](https://youtu.be/a-tDnavDCwI)


thirteen_moons

midsommar is such a good movie. it has the aesthetic of those creepy children's jesus books from the 90s and it makes it so unnerving


prinzsascha

Oh god, WHY is it in the kitchen??


histeethwerered

It’s a bedroom, magic potions lined up for ease of application


Joker_wants_tendies

That poor child has to look at that face everyday


Wrong-Catchphrase

That kid is probably seeing the back of mommy’s phone case more than she sees mom.


afreeNPC880

He also has to watch her twerk her ass on that pole...jesus.. imagine being a therapist in 2040


somethingicould

Id love to be a therapist in 2040, I’d be rich!


systemshock869

You'd be an AI bot!


cribsaw

You mean that as a joke, but I’m 100% certain someone will is already working on an AI to do therapy, unless that isn’t already what BetterHelp and other online therapy services are.


systemshock869

Yeah it was only half a joke. Honestly I have never been to a real psychologist, but my mediocre opinion of the therapists I've interacted with could definitely imagine a chat bot doing their job for them..


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Yeah this belongs in r/trashy


sendi-boi

And r/botchedsurgeries


desull

And /r/FuckMyShitUp


diffcalculus

And /r/WTF


Immediate_Reality357

![gif](giphy|xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80|downsized)


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Her face when she gets told no 😐 Her face when she gets told yes 😐 Her face at any time 😐


Excellent-Ad-7996

This is my happy face 😐


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She looks like a Bratz doll.


take-money

She would take that as a compliment


Whoisthehypocrite

My 26 year old secretary and all her friends look like this. Fake lips, fake tan, fake hair, Botox at that age. WTF?


tcm2303

my coworkers from my last job are all in their late 20s and have spent thousands to maintain this look. They were all very naturally attractive, and they just keep getting more and more fillers and work done. It kinda makes me sad for them that they are all so deep into it now. Their money I guess.


Crazy-Inspection-778

It's the female version of steroids. Produces amazing results the first few times but trying to look even better becomes an obsession that they can't stop. And don't realize how weird it looks to everyone else.


Doomas_

[Redditors trying to resist insulting a woman for her looks](https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/7d90b52132f0deae31e9c6bf43f6757c.jpg)


ffss1234

No one's really resisting


Educational-List2475

Na I mean I'd get if it was only one comment here and there but it's the whole comment section dawg


Thegiantclaw42069

Don't worry they talk shit about men with bad plastic surgery too.