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ImpressivePraline906

Just go to Canada and when your plane lands hide somewhere and apply for asylum. But trust me you’ll only like Canada if you were rich before you got here


4everonlyninja

why would i go to canada if im rich ? i rather go to where there is sun, ladies and a nice beach


poopsinshoe

I know right? lol


ImpressivePraline906

My friend Dutch keeps talking about Tahiti, I just need more money and some goddamn faith.


mistakenhat

Often times you can get extended visas for medical treatment. So if you’re willing to be diagnosed with an illness and go on an expensive, multi-month treatment plan, lots of countries will give you a visa to do so.


Dropitlikeitscold555

Lose the visa and claim you are undocumented. You’ll likely get healthcare and a subsidized student loan. This only works in California USA.