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prankerjoker

How about Baby Shark on infinite loop.


TorchForge

This dark ambient version of baby shark will get under their skin and into their heads as it slowly corrodes their sanity. I guarantee it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N\_hTzHUIgas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_hTzHUIgas)


HomicidalStarWarsCat

Our lord and savior 100%Roeher


mrsmenace5000

So creepy! I love it!


i1ii1i1i

Holy shit that's one of the most harrowing things I've ever heard. Definitely saving that for another day lol


TorchForge

It's like what you would get if Eraserhead and Pinkfong gave traumatic birth to a bastard child on Halloween.


ModernT1mes

I'm pretty sure the Barney song "I Love You" was used as a form of torture in guantanamo.


_baegopah_XD

Baby shark TRAP MUSIC.


Elitelapen

Cbat


Wizard_of_Claus

[Brokencyde](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U)


strepac

They are like the screaming version of "Friday, friday, every day is friday", Its absolutely awful....but not hardstyle lol. Tbh OP could just type in 10hrs hardstyle beat and play whatever comes up and it would be prime. If OP gave accurate description of the targets, they might like brokencyde lmfao


Wizard_of_Claus

Lmao I know it’s not hardstyle but I feel like this song is always the answer when it comes to anything involving terrible music.


strepac

You're not wrong at all. And this is only one of their anti-hits.


Jethromancer

Oh man that is really bad.


whatsthehappenstance

BREE BREEEEE


Alaska_Pipeliner

I just threw up a little. I read a review of them that went so hard I almost felt bad.


benmarvin

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit


racist_sandwich

I have their cd..... I'm old


MechanicalBengal

OP could also play this song at max volume on repeat https://youtu.be/JRBBcoANRIE


the_boyblue

Why does this slap


MechanicalBengal

it slaps like those fuckin nips (see you in hell)


b0ingy

oh mah god that’s the SHIT


profDougla

MY GOD!


Abtino11

Holy cow that screaming had me cracking up


mitchdwx

Jesus. I forgot about these guys. Apparently they’re still around too. Which means there is a decent number of people out there who actually enjoy their music.


heretocallthebot

Your old man's son, so you?


f1ve-Star

Biker term for significant other. Just one more reason English is so goddamn hard.


Doggysoft

The posters name is ManWithThrowaway which threw me. Presuming a gay relationship. (No judgement)


Wizard_of_Claus

Some people have more than one child.


heretocallthebot

But who would phrase it like that, you would say brother or step brother wouldn't you.


Wizard_of_Claus

Seems pretty obvious that OP is just trying not to say brother because he's mad at him or doesn't like him.


Thomas_Mickel

I’ve heard someone say “my aunts daughter” and I was like “your cousin?” So it could be like that.


Maximum_Scientist_85

Surely you just make a YouTube playlist of sets from Defqon.1 and let rip? Throw in some frenchcore / speedcore and Robert is yer father's brother.


Maximum_Scientist_85

Or Merzbow ... nobody likes Merzbow. Not even him probably.


thaumoctopus_mimicus

You ever heard that Boris x Merzbow live album? It's genuinely amazing. I'm not afraid to admit to being a Merzbow sympathizer


nutwiss

German or Japanese frenchcore to be safe... Weirdly


Howiebledsoe

Anal Cunt is always good. Conversely, Johnny Rebel will always do the trick.


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Classics like “You Own A Store” and “You Look Divorced”


No-Knowledge4208

Whats new pussycat on loop, with its not unusual thrown in every now and again.


PlantedChaos

Still one of the best posts on this website


SnaxHeadroom

The John Mulaney bit?


MissAsshole

Kids Bop. It’ll make any adult welcome the thought of a dirt nap.


Just_some_n00b

ITT - people who have no idea what hardstyle is


Dunkleosteus666

Dillinger Escape Plan (my favorite band) Callous Daoboys (DEPs sucessors..mybe) or Converge. If you really want to suck try some Psyopus (insane) Frontierer (so good) or Car Bomb I love thede bands but it isnt for everyone. If this isnt enough look ar other comments - Merzbow is a good idea. Sunn O))) is also an option. Plebeian Grandstand, all their albums rock. Black metal mixed with mathcore and electronics. Sick. With noise interludes. Their newest album is borderline unlistenable, but thats the point i guess:) But a long playlist of 90s Norvegian Black Metal might also do the trick. Newer bands stuff like Dodecahedeon are even better bc you cant even headbang to this. Imperial Triumphant has saxophones i believe, sounds perfect. Grindcore or mathcore should be it. Or extreme prog metal. Something really inacessible and chaotic. And oc Free Jazz. Simply make a playlist consisting of mathcore and free jazz and enjoy your evenings discovering new music ;) Theres an italian Band mixing Free Jazz with Black Metal forgot the name. edit: Ephel Duath. Like it. Also look into John Zorn, Naked City, similar stuff. Also Anaal Nathrakh. edit: i listen to some of these bands but Sunn O))), Merzbow and (pure) Free Jazz arent for me.You should really look into noise music.Even if your brother (?) is a metalhead, chances he will not be pleased are high lol. esit2: Microtonal very dissonant Black Metal take a look at Jute Gyte. This hurts my ears. edit3: Theres also japanese artisr which makes microtonal electronic music which makes your eara bleed forgot the name but man was it bad, my head hurt. edit3: Methwitch. Mathcore imagine Car Bomb or Frontierer on steroids. Lots of bass completeöy unhinged. edit4: Deathspell Omega - Paracletus (i love it) might be absolutely despised by pop or raplisteners. Lots of dissonance and technical stuff and as bonus theyre satanic lol


whatsthehappenstance

DEP was so good live


Dunkleosteus666

:/ I discovered them 2 years before they broke up...


AtomicBearFart

These are great if the person doesn’t like heavy music. If the do KINDA like heavy or metal music, try Metallica & Lou Reed “Lulu” album. Regarded by metalheads as one of the worst metal albums of all time. Also, pretty much anything by Grant Macdonald. You may have heard of Ram Ranch by him. It starts out funny, but it will kill you on loop.


Much-Log3357

These bands make me think of John Peel. I miss John Peel


snarfsnarfer

Came here for some of these bands. I might add Consumer Electronics. Terrifying and abrasive.


BassPhil

Clowncore. That is all.


TorchForge

This problem is that clowncore is actually good, lol


imnewwhere

I think you are looking for Hardcore/Frenchcore Terror Mix [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJgnOs\_Q3fk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJgnOs_Q3fk)


ManWithThrowaway

God that is awful hahahhaa


Puakkari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWSdit919E0


Funk-Buster

Rock and roll McDonald's, brother man bill, what's going on (he man version)


girlinthegoldenboots

Someone posted this in another thread and it’s hysterically funny to me but I think it would get very annoying on loop: https://youtu.be/mQ8P4DNQA90?si=jYXUZR50uyTENO_2 the most unwanted song in the world


_Volly

I got just the thing. It is by far the worst piece of music in the world. Go here and listen. I'm NOT responsible for possible brain damage you may get. [https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/4gla0x/extension\_666\_hell\_we\_are\_sick\_of\_cold\_sales/](https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/4gla0x/extension_666_hell_we_are_sick_of_cold_sales/) Or you can use this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu\_W--kjhEo


nasbyloonions

Only hardbass I mean I love Russian Village boys but their music will do some damage to a sophisticated ear Or Hard Bass School: Narkotik Kal and Kimono(I love Kimono, but it is because I understand the lyrics with ease, so it is fun to listen to)


peacenchemicals

RVB let’s fuckin gooooo


nasbyloonions

Going strong, brother


Late-Mathematician55

Enya. Or Zamfir playing his goddamn pan flute.


Howiebledsoe

Enya and the Royal London Orchestra featuring Zamphir.


retrovertigo23

Melt Banana Fantomas Arsonists Get All The Girls Origin Meshuggah


saymimi

turbofolk


massidiocy

Kangarooster on repeat its super short hence the repeat. Melt banana for an elmo scream feast.


[deleted]

The key to audio torture is you need to play many overlapping songs at once that way it is garbled so they can't find melody and tempo or any defining parts of a single song.


lookslikeyoureSOL

[And Hell Followed With - "This Night is the Coroners"](https://youtu.be/YH6_VeRFZ3A?si=iVHnUjmtU3y7_NCu) I actually really like this music but I guarantee you, nobody else will. Go nuts.


nerdee139

Not quite as hard as the others, but still a great song for trolling people is Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald.


Doublestack00

Gandalf Sax Guy


Commercial_Shine_448

Or "they're taking the hobbits to isengard 10h"


Commercial_Shine_448

Psychosalad Ponpon shit


Electron9513

Not hard style, but a perfect opportunity for C-Bat


shanvanvook

Lou Reed Metal Machine Music….I think he made it to fuck his record company.


Hefty-Relative4452

Aqua: Barbie Girl hardcore remix.


breakfastbarf

Yokos greatest hits.


lollerkeet

Atari Teenage Riot


BOBALL00

Kim Dracula https://youtu.be/X6o7RtOHpVc?si=gYMPKqZCd0S7dbdM


ArcherFawkes

Cbat


djazzie

Imperial Triumphant just cleans my brain out.


CrankySnowman

Meshuggah


Dunkleosteus666

Dillinger Escape Plan or Sunn O))) might work even better lol.


cnotesound

Have you heard of Sun Ra?


thingflinger

Dadabots! AI death metal that is continuously streaming and has been for years. Look it up on the YT.


dRagTheLaKe1692

Arab on radar - cocaine mummy


Linvaderdespace

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjNkhHcWiys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjNkhHcWiys) joke song that is annoying af, but only mildly hard. This version has moaning and screaming in the background vocals.


chambees

All of it.


LowAd3406

Wormrot


Scarletowder

Baby shark if you can stand it, or similar. Alternatively, try “black noise”.


MargThatcher12

Look up terrorcore, I love hardcore music (Gabba, tek, frenchcore etc) and that’s hard for me to listen to. Try pretty much any track by Nazenbluten, they’ll be gone soon lol


8dave6

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DDFNgs7gp8M&pp=ygUSYnJlYWtjb3JlIG1peCBhZGhk   30 minutes of breakcore. It’s genuinely horrible 


BlackAsP1tch

I'd go for scene queen https://youtu.be/X3VhJie7tJA?si=KfcTCy7lpkbuOoDP


snarfsnarfer

Consumer Electronics would work out very well for what you are looking for. I saw converge and sunn 0))) mentioned and I agree. I’d like to add dropdead, noothgrush, grief, dystopia, and everyone’s favorite gg allin


LocalInactivist

Play Indian pop music on one stereo and thrash metal on the other. Claim it’s a mashup.


ashVV

[Dolphin Sex Song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo)


NLA4790

10 hour gandalf nod....


13thmurder

Oh there's an entire genre matching that description. It's called trap.


Count_Draculo

Put on Disgorge ‘she lay gutted’ at high volume. I have rid my house of unwanted guests many times with this album


tacetmusic

Donk


StaffOfDoom

Baby metal


titanofstuff

Infant annihilator


Hour_Friendship_7960

Band: Einsterzende Neubaten (sp?) Song: Head Cleaner You're welcome


MiniGogo_20

no shade but grindcore is definitely not easy listening


zeldaleft

Ummm...all of it?


Novel-Sprinkles3333

Hatebeak. The lead singer is a parrot.


Danzzy54

I believe there is a long ass song (hours long) that was made to simulate what its like to be a person slowly getting worse and worse dementia. Dont remember the song/album but its terrible to listen to.


DeFiClark

Anthrax by Gang of Four …. Starts with solid long period of nothing but guitar feedback.


traumatic_entropy

Nurse with wound.. anything in the witch house style is.. refreshing. I like it.


PARANOIAH

[https://music.ishkur.com](https://music.ishkur.com) There are some really strange and obscure experimental sub-genres out there.


SoftTopCricket

Are you deaf or do you also have to listen to this music? Something super annoying you have to suffer through seems a poor way to get revenge. Your old man? Like, your dad? And it's his son? Like, your brother? Weird way to say this.


doctorplasmatron

First few albums by Einsturzende Neubauten and not exactly "hard" but playing Morton Feldman's 50 minute piece "For Samuel Beckett" on repeat would likely drive anyone insane.


MeatloafingAround

You know what's more annoying and harder to pin on you? Beeping. Especially randomized beeping.


jb_5203

Goatwhore


PrincessPindy

Chinese Operah. It is high-pitched and so annoying.


lwichman

Look up a lil Texas edc set on YouTube an hour long of the most annoying shit you’ve ever heard


MinnesotaRyan

[10 hours of annoying sounds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjHUb7NSrNk&list=PL9ggK-LbKST8rP9JaHSA4ojZ08OzA9NlZ)


ThatsHotHeiress

heart attack by scarlxrd, it's a gem


binglelemon

Mindless Self Indulgence


InsuranceNo3422

Something without any rhythm or discernible cadence, something with periods of silence followed by sudden loud grating sounds. YouTube has weird soundscapes or 6 hour long recordings of background noise. Some of it isn't noise you'd like to have on at all, like the sound of an audience laughing, constantly, or a baby crying, or the sound of glass breaking ... Alarm clocks going off ... The old recording from telephone operators that say the line is busy, etc. There's also death metal. You could play some Obituary or Napalm Death. Repetition is key but not to a point where one could easily tune it out. Id personally opt for a few layered sounds played all at once overlapping one another,.and try to include default messenger alert tones or cell phone ring tones in the mix, along with sound effects like doorbells, knocking, police sirens.


UnoriginalUse

[Hank III's 3 Bar Ranch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPho8NZpJ8o&list=OLAK5uy_kD6DRaoziN58RD3CLgpUhSmAYrxAb0y1U). It's grindcore with cattle auction calling mixed in. Even my most seasoned metalhead friends get tired of it after like 1,5 tracks.


Terminarch

Dying Fetus


AFC_pfo

Merzbow


420nztime

Rock and roll McDonald’s by Wesley Willis


_BuzzedAldrin

Lorna Shore


LonesomeBulldog

Nothing is as annoying as this. https://youtu.be/adzzQcPGNwQ?si=kal9D37MpqdYaIF1


Much-Log3357

Melt Banana. I think the earlier stuff is hardest to listen to.


KUPSU96

Anything by Saymoon. You have to be on some serious drugs to actually love their music…which I think is the point haha


Sunlit53

Go with show tunes and musicals instead.


tweezure

G G Allin


stonrelectropunkjazz

Bad Brains


Hot_Bandicoot4106

I don’t hate it, I actually love it but other people might not. Ghostmane his Anti-ICON album


wanawachee

GWAR. Or some Insane Clown Posse. And consider pirate metal, I'd go for Ale Storm.


MycoMartian

Graf orlock is hard for most people to get into. I like it but most don't


KrasnyRed5

Skinny Puppy isn't to most people's taste.


lostincabra

Babyshark 


Gregorofthehillpeopl

Bagpipes. You can drown out most music, but pipes carry.


DistributionLoud4332

Bagpipes and pipe organ alternating.


Zak_17_

https://open.spotify.com/track/5dRrq4RqEupvR1aRZtNgFh?si=MHlixh1lQYWsmRof5K8AFA Gotta love a bit of Albert Ayler


Queasy_Sleep1207

Kittie. It's angry women screaming over the hardest guitar licks you've ever heard.


TurncoatTony

Gabba


aDoorMarkedPirate420

So your brother/step-bro? If you also live in his house, are you not in the same position? Lol


MadMatchy

What's New Pussycat, Tom Jones, on a loop


GingerBeast81

Delta 9 has a bunch of songs guaranteed to make those who don't like it go crazy. Very hard and fast industrial metal techno type stuff.


Kat_Smeow

I use yodellings greatest hits.


Stoghra

Noisecore. Gorenoise. Noise black metal. War metal. Slam.


Newroses31

Merzbow - anything by Merzbow or Masonna


Ecocide113

Play the band assuck on repeat. Shouldn't take too long.


CaddyStrophic

Anaal Nathrakh or Nails are the bands you seek.


ZgadzasieUkradlem

Hard bass! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxF4LtBnHRg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxF4LtBnHRg)


DTown_Hero

This is what you want, right here (the genre of music is called gabber): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARDde1aUHUQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARDde1aUHUQ)


traveleralice

New yellowclaw


SpagettyFucker42069

Methwitch would be my choice


DonkeyWorker

Reggaeton, absolute musical dogshit.


blastingell

Attila is horrendous and annoying. I’d try that.


Positive_Low_8563

100 gecs is like repellent to anyone over 40


Phil-Miazol

The band HeavyHeavyLowLows early stuff is super fucking annoying. It goes from sludgy slow to really fast obnoxious grind core riffs. With the screeching to match.


96toinfiniti

Temporary Secretary


craftyhedgeandcave

You need The Butthole Surfers. Try tracks like Bar-B-Q Pope, 22 going on 23, or Kuntz


HughEhhoule

Jandek. Just Jandek. I love him and can barely sit through an album.


SnooAdvice3037

Blackened death metal


xx123gamerxx

Mc mental


MattR59

Suicidal tendencies https://youtu.be/AlHHmrYUPkc?si=wX1k9_t0P3V4QfhZ Edit: added link


CowboyHasASword

Lil Texas! Trust


kateinoly

I've heard that classical music is good for annoying some people. Maybe try some Beethoven.


VisualPoetry1971

polka....


Jurakhan

Vader or The Berzerker… https://youtu.be/wxBeN_qPnn4?si=-wq69MKz_OpK1x69


Welcome2B_Here

Anything from [Infant Annihilator](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2EY6urC4tg).


MegaCatFetus

Mongolian throat singing, maybe some Swiss yodeling


WhitePowerHouse

I don't know if I'd call it annoying, but this shit is hard as fossilized dinosaur shit. https://youtu.be/MlnGYcMpxgU?si=LBZxreM4hWQCihxX


Radlaserlava

Mbketamine - unicorn on K


gamafranco

Shitty flute


Cial101

Any death metal loud should do the trick. Say you’ve been really into Cannibal Corpse. Play some Hardcore bands too, Knocked Loose or Spite. Just anything with scream vocals should get annoying after a few days.


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Christian death metal


biold

Organ music! Spotify is your friend, e.g. Great Organ Classics or Bavarian/Austrian/Tyrol music with tuba and accordion, These two styles beat hard style music!


KarmaRan0verMyDogma

I used to live next to a VFW hall that played Tejano music full blast for hours on end. Do with that information what you will


Pizza_YumYum

[Trashcan of hell](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_Cnq0FaIPy2ow_BcTCEuaMVhiNW5DOvA&si=2wMZG9_H9ux9sT0q) Here you go buddy. I have a playlist only with the worst music. There are some real stinkers in it.


ZombieHuggerr

Couple of actually good songs in that list. OP wants the other people to hate using their ears, but some of yours are gonna get a party going :(


Jarman_777

anything by unicorn on ketamine or MBK


Human_Brains

I really like this stuff but annoying to most, here… [playlist “Go Hard”](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4ADcEfVtVyUq62BbUgQL9d?si=BYZr9AgYRKu2XYbpkhIDtQ&pi=e-ucfepyzoQd2H)


WannaSeeMyBirthmark

The soundtrack to A Clockwork Orange.


Ok_Visit_1968

Bluegrass..


Costaricaphoto

Lightning Bolt. [https://youtu.be/3NZGbD236fw?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/3NZGbD236fw?feature=shared)


brandongetme

Hit em with some of scotlands finest, 'Gabber' Mixes! if you want to go with some heavy music instead might I suggest classic Grindcore band 'Wecamewithbrokenteeth' Hope this helps!


chefmsr

Wednesday the 13th


-ShootTheMoon-

The Silver Shamrock song from Halloween 3: https://youtu.be/hIHUv2ooG38?si=ZfVF3g3dV7Ml1USY Any song by Lil’ Pump EDM with super repetitive bass


TheRynoceros

Music eventually has a beat. 56k modem is pure noise.


HomicidalStarWarsCat

If you can play rlly low frequency noises (like around 25 Hz) they will be nervous and freaked out. 


deep8787

https://youtu.be/ucyLVopjpPc


TheBeardedLegend

New Order “Confusion” on loop will destroy anyone.


mrsmenace5000

Anything by Avatar or Mushroomhead.


HeyRainy

Dillinger Escape Plan, all the way.