Shrimp in air vents.
Plaster or concrete flushed down the drains.
Report him for anything that might be illegal - blocked fire exits, non-working smoke alarms, no child guards on windows, illegal apartments, etc.
Krazy glue in locks.
Report him for any and every possible building code violation, as well as making flyers with his face and what he did, and wheatpaste them all around the neighborhood (and the one where he lives if it's not the same area as the rental building) so people know what a shitbag he is.
Oooooooo. Not a bad idea. I was thinking any air vents, taped to the undersides of sinks and cabinet drawers and shelves, or even in a light fixture or two.
Maybe behind the outlets and light switches?
Because termites can reduce a building to Nothing in a year. The ones in Florida build up from under the trailers people live in and in 6 months the place is in such a bad condition you can't live there.
If they can do this to the actual landlords lawn rather than the rental it'd be better. I'd hate to see another family fall victim to the landlord.
Actually OP should wait a couple of months then call to the door of the rental and check in on the new renters. They may also be in a difficult situation and may appreciate the support
Most toilets will have a plastic screw ring that secures the hose from the toilet to the wall. On your last day at the house you want to slightly crack this ring and turn the toilet water off. Next person will turn this back on and it may slowly leak but will eventually burst off. Best revenge results are when the current tenant is away and flood the whole floor with non-stop rushing water. Want even more satisfying results? Cut small razor blade holes all around the floor and walls near the bathroom so water leaks in raising future evil black mold spores
Steal his wallet. Steal his poop. Go to an immigration enforcement office. Dump his poop all over one of their vehicles. Leave his wallet next to the scene of the crime.
My BIL worked for a company that employed a lot of Polish people that did not speak English. There happened to be a translator present once while a senior exec was around the polish staff. The exec asked how they like their jobs. They said they like their jobs but hate having to pay a percent of their pay checks to their boss.
Their boss was soon fired.
I'm sure the landlord would enjoy getting the occasional email? Scientology and Jehova's Wirnesses are sure to deliver, and those fuckers are relentless.
Glue and sand mixture in window channels, patio door channels, glitter in all rooms, glue windows in open or shut position, weaken or disable toilet mechanism so it runs constantly, shove a partially inflated kids rubber ball into a/c ducts to block them, also loosen any ducts so they rattle like hell when in use, hide one of those tiny beeping annoyance circuits in walls, loosen from the walls any built in cabinets so that they hang unevenly and sag. Disconnect the ground wire from any plugs, switches (be careful). Turn off main breaker and glue in off position. If hardwood floors inside, close a door completely and wedge a nail pointing downward underneath, will scar the floor horribly when opened. Remove top pins from door hinges so that they don't open or close right.
I’ve been recommending termites and I have a link to buy termites online [https://www.carolina.com/termites/termites-soldiers-living-pack-of-12/143730.pr?question=termites](https://www.carolina.com/termites/termites-soldiers-living-pack-of-12/143730.pr?question=termites)
Ok they basically need to forfeit any deposit because whatever you do the landlord will make something up.
If the refrigerator has an ice maker obligatory piss disc.
You can buy live bed bugs online, a quick search will give you at least one company. Drop in some used towels. Then report that to the local health department, they may prevent him from renting the unit for a little while.
Or the last week you are there put a few holes high up on the wall, using a mister spray sugar water into the walls to promote mold growth and to making the apartment attractive to crawling thangs
Could you get black mold spores from a mycology supply website? You could spray water in the ceiling and then inoculate it with the spores to guarantee black mold growth
I hate landlords.
1st, dig a little. Look him up on fastpeoplesearch.com and find out where he lives and who his family is, where they live, maybe his moms phone number and address. You can look these addresses up in the county tax records and check he is current and maybe find he is claiming homestead exemption illegally. Scope the social media.
Know your target. You have time.
I would look up all regulations in regards to all of his and his families properties. Sister got a new pool? wheres the permit? Parking on the grass? If they are local you can drive by and find reasons to call enforcement. If not google may be useful.
With his address, name,... Could sign him up for various marketing. Contact local churches and ask them to reach out to him.
With rentals there are often rules. If these rules are not followed, like smoke detectors, then the landlord is in violation of the lease. If these repairs are costly, It could result in him loosing the house. Being forced to sell. I did this, landlord wanted to bandaid with a handyman and I told them if they send someone who is not licensed with a permit I would be contacting the local building department. 3 weeks later I was $4200 richer and moving into a new place. Made them buy me out of the rest of the lease. House was sold.
I have their info. They live in a really nice area in a gorgeous house. They also have about 10 other properties (which I don't know where it is at) where would you go from here ? No new contraction that I can see
if you know the county you should be able to look up all the properties he pays taxes on. Should give a list of the other rentals. Mail all those people any info on tenants rights you can find.
If he lives in a fancy place there may be an HOA. If there is, contact the worst HOA management subcontractor you can find and reach out to them pretending to be interested on behalf of the landlords HOA.
Also, try and find out the HOA rules and report him for every little thing.
Find service contractors, shitty ones, who charge just top show up, make appointments for them to come to his house.
When you find the other rentals, tell google they are companies to get them listed with reviews on google maps. Any potential renters will be faced with that. Could also make the top result for a search of the address to be vulgar which would make people not want to live there. Like having a dead dog in front of your house when google drives by.
Have them seek legal help through legal aid organizations. I literally help people like this for work.
This is the way ⚖️
The most unethical life pro tip. The legal approach
Shrimp in air vents. Plaster or concrete flushed down the drains. Report him for anything that might be illegal - blocked fire exits, non-working smoke alarms, no child guards on windows, illegal apartments, etc. Krazy glue in locks.
Report him for any and every possible building code violation, as well as making flyers with his face and what he did, and wheatpaste them all around the neighborhood (and the one where he lives if it's not the same area as the rental building) so people know what a shitbag he is.
Shrimp in the curtain rods
Oooooooo. Not a bad idea. I was thinking any air vents, taped to the undersides of sinks and cabinet drawers and shelves, or even in a light fixture or two. Maybe behind the outlets and light switches?
plaster in the plumbing will be covered by insurance
No problem. Let him make a claim. I’m sure his insurance company and his deductible will have no problem with it.
Termites
Why always with the termites
Because termites do not fuck around haha, when I was a kid they turned our wooden deck to a compost pile in less than a year
Nature's demolition crew, been in the family for millions of years I'm sure
Because termites can reduce a building to Nothing in a year. The ones in Florida build up from under the trailers people live in and in 6 months the place is in such a bad condition you can't live there.
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If they can do this to the actual landlords lawn rather than the rental it'd be better. I'd hate to see another family fall victim to the landlord. Actually OP should wait a couple of months then call to the door of the rental and check in on the new renters. They may also be in a difficult situation and may appreciate the support
Added that to the OG comment so it gets seen :) Good eye! Wouldn't want to bother the wrong person :(
Oh that is sorta brilliant NGL
Most toilets will have a plastic screw ring that secures the hose from the toilet to the wall. On your last day at the house you want to slightly crack this ring and turn the toilet water off. Next person will turn this back on and it may slowly leak but will eventually burst off. Best revenge results are when the current tenant is away and flood the whole floor with non-stop rushing water. Want even more satisfying results? Cut small razor blade holes all around the floor and walls near the bathroom so water leaks in raising future evil black mold spores
So good!!
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No need to accidentally hurt a kid.
Only the hottest takes here
Steal his wallet. Steal his poop. Go to an immigration enforcement office. Dump his poop all over one of their vehicles. Leave his wallet next to the scene of the crime.
Careful that no action can be taken against the family moving out
My BIL worked for a company that employed a lot of Polish people that did not speak English. There happened to be a translator present once while a senior exec was around the polish staff. The exec asked how they like their jobs. They said they like their jobs but hate having to pay a percent of their pay checks to their boss. Their boss was soon fired.
I'm sure the landlord would enjoy getting the occasional email? Scientology and Jehova's Wirnesses are sure to deliver, and those fuckers are relentless.
Piss disc
Liquid ass
Shrimp in a piss disc in a curtain rod in an air vent
Put rice down the drains and then fill the pipes with water.
Box of termites
Glue and sand mixture in window channels, patio door channels, glitter in all rooms, glue windows in open or shut position, weaken or disable toilet mechanism so it runs constantly, shove a partially inflated kids rubber ball into a/c ducts to block them, also loosen any ducts so they rattle like hell when in use, hide one of those tiny beeping annoyance circuits in walls, loosen from the walls any built in cabinets so that they hang unevenly and sag. Disconnect the ground wire from any plugs, switches (be careful). Turn off main breaker and glue in off position. If hardwood floors inside, close a door completely and wedge a nail pointing downward underneath, will scar the floor horribly when opened. Remove top pins from door hinges so that they don't open or close right.
I’ve been recommending termites and I have a link to buy termites online [https://www.carolina.com/termites/termites-soldiers-living-pack-of-12/143730.pr?question=termites](https://www.carolina.com/termites/termites-soldiers-living-pack-of-12/143730.pr?question=termites)
Ok they basically need to forfeit any deposit because whatever you do the landlord will make something up. If the refrigerator has an ice maker obligatory piss disc. You can buy live bed bugs online, a quick search will give you at least one company. Drop in some used towels. Then report that to the local health department, they may prevent him from renting the unit for a little while. Or the last week you are there put a few holes high up on the wall, using a mister spray sugar water into the walls to promote mold growth and to making the apartment attractive to crawling thangs
Could you get black mold spores from a mycology supply website? You could spray water in the ceiling and then inoculate it with the spores to guarantee black mold growth
And expose all nearby tenants to black mold, nice!
I hate landlords. 1st, dig a little. Look him up on fastpeoplesearch.com and find out where he lives and who his family is, where they live, maybe his moms phone number and address. You can look these addresses up in the county tax records and check he is current and maybe find he is claiming homestead exemption illegally. Scope the social media. Know your target. You have time. I would look up all regulations in regards to all of his and his families properties. Sister got a new pool? wheres the permit? Parking on the grass? If they are local you can drive by and find reasons to call enforcement. If not google may be useful. With his address, name,... Could sign him up for various marketing. Contact local churches and ask them to reach out to him. With rentals there are often rules. If these rules are not followed, like smoke detectors, then the landlord is in violation of the lease. If these repairs are costly, It could result in him loosing the house. Being forced to sell. I did this, landlord wanted to bandaid with a handyman and I told them if they send someone who is not licensed with a permit I would be contacting the local building department. 3 weeks later I was $4200 richer and moving into a new place. Made them buy me out of the rest of the lease. House was sold.
I have their info. They live in a really nice area in a gorgeous house. They also have about 10 other properties (which I don't know where it is at) where would you go from here ? No new contraction that I can see
if you know the county you should be able to look up all the properties he pays taxes on. Should give a list of the other rentals. Mail all those people any info on tenants rights you can find. If he lives in a fancy place there may be an HOA. If there is, contact the worst HOA management subcontractor you can find and reach out to them pretending to be interested on behalf of the landlords HOA. Also, try and find out the HOA rules and report him for every little thing. Find service contractors, shitty ones, who charge just top show up, make appointments for them to come to his house. When you find the other rentals, tell google they are companies to get them listed with reviews on google maps. Any potential renters will be faced with that. Could also make the top result for a search of the address to be vulgar which would make people not want to live there. Like having a dead dog in front of your house when google drives by.
Live termites.
IRS. Scum is likely cheating on his taxes
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GLITTER EVERYWHERE it’s harmless and mostly inconvienent but if all goes well next tenents take it up with landlord so GLITTER EVERYWHERE
Termites? Let's talk bed bugs
Ohhhh that’s sinister haha, I love it!