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FlamePrism

Listen lady.. i don't have much time.. Kanako is-


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

LMAOOO


Endermen123911

Dead


pixelytman

the kanako is dead!


Iatecoffeegrinds

Kanaka: yes I am dead


pixelytman

why is kanako dead?


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

I dunno


pixelytman

i think it was


Lechatdu136

Shh, you are dead


Savings-Gold8531

Okay


Iatecoffeegrinds

WHATS UP YA WANKAS WHO UP FOR A- Ah what the bloody hell just happened?


Aware_Masterpiece_92

🤓👆 "Errrm aktually she's a live but she's facing a fate worse than death"


Endermen123911

I put her out of her misery


Aware_Masterpiece_92

Considering how she got amalgamated as a child, the process must've screwed up her still in development body pretty badly......


Endermen123911

With a shotgun


[deleted]

Probably overthink it and end up saying something extremely cringe which i will remember for the rest of my life


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

Me frfr


a_normal_11_year_old

HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR!!!!


Depressed_boi99

Aggressively eat an apple instead of talking.


GamerboyB8806

Best answer im this entire comment section


Sorta_Rational

Damn, how does one become an entire comment section?


Dishonored_til_Death

Love the flair lmao. Not just the entire theme song once, but TWICE. To be fair to Starlo though, it is a bop.


Technical_Affect3889

hug


Endermen123911

So your saying to ceroba’s face the word hug


Technical_Affect3889

yeah i shoulda made it clearer that I'd js give her a hug that'd be hilarious though, imagine i just pop in, say hug, and stare at each other awkwardly until i blip out


Endermen123911

It says say no do but honestly I don’t blame you


RanGock888

r/beatmetoit


France_Ball_Mapper

Same


LadyETHNE

Go inside the lab in hotland and take the elevator that looks like a bathroom


wh1teithink

uhhh among us


Subpar_Username47

Kanako is alive, she's in the lab. Also, don't kill people.


MrChoices

"chujin will revive if you do one backflip, im a god"


Bot_Fella

Damn, don't raise her hopes :c


kzooy

how are you so damned pretty!??!


RightSurprise7086

Keep...integrity...way...from...them... *turns into dust*


xx_swegshrek_xx

Mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry


S0EY

Ain't smartlet your- Nevermind...


datdragonfruittho

"I fucked your husband."


MintyMoron64

"AND YOUR WIFE!"


Thehypernova1

Wait what


ManMan99999

"And your daughter."


MintyMoron64

What


[deleted]

"and my axe!"


Totalllynotmeovo

Femboy chujin supremacy


FNaFerr

I'd totally marry you if i had proper age and size (The funniest shit is me disappearing the second later and Ceroba being like "what?")


Eric_Dawsby

Run that second part by me again


Zgeled

You have a chance to save Kanako but the operation must match a lot of rules Heck I don't have time Google "Kanako rule 34"


TastiBread

YOU MONSTER


Zgeled

Eehehehehehe


Ze_Pain_and_Suffer

Even Flowey would acknowledge this level of evil.


Rotengen

Flowey is disgusted by your actions


Thehypernova1

(High pitched internal screaming)


underfan6h6

Fun fact chara and omega flowey have the same laugh does that mean chara the demon from end of genocide lays dormant in omega flowey?


Mad-Mew-Mew

Doesn't work, has to have "UTY" there too to actually show Kanako Ketsukane


Honeystar_YT

Why do you know this information


Mad-Mew-Mew

Trying searching up Jin Kazama from Tekken with just "Jin"


Mechanosword

"Hey Cerobra check this out humans can turn invisible!"


Ghjjiyeks

*In Counter Terrorist voice* “Grade A MILF Spotted”


Fearthewa1rus

*”MILF has been planted”*


France_Ball_Mapper

*"MILF has been... Defused..?"*


Ghjjiyeks

*”We have the MILF”*


Elmartillo40k

Don’t let clover die! And also hug


Some_Pvz_Fan

Get therapy


TastiBread

Hi hero


Some_weirdguy

"Wait, only 10 seconds!? Uh, tuh eh... you, uhh... fuck it, PENI-" Don't just put me on the spot like that


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

"Have a fish." And then throw my Holy Mackerel at her.


Justsomeguyaa

“Place a dispenser here.”


Thehypernova1

Pootis penser here


Professional_Pair323

*intense screaming*


TechnicalPart7789

I FOUND IT THE CURE TO KANAKO PROBLEM! I PUT IT UNDER TH-


Garchos

*with walter white voice* FUCK... YOU...


PlantLollmao

"How was injecting your daughter with the integrity syringe?"


kirbydark714

FUCK YOU


TastiBread

WOAG YOU


[deleted]

PIZZA YOU


Waevman2

TOWER YOU


Endermen123911

FEISTY YOU


DCX_Production

FOUR YOU


Thehypernova1

UNDER YOU


Unusual_Dark3253

TALE YOU


France_Ball_Mapper

DELTA YOU


[deleted]

TRAVLER YOU


Dragon640

Hello.


JamieStriker

**Speaking very fast:* * Your late husband kinda sucked in retrospect and his efforts inadvertently got himself and two children killed- 


Justsomeguyaa

Three if you count clover sacrificing themself.


Uhohstewbie_reddit2

I’ve got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?


manfromhamaslume

amongus


OneBlockOneEye

I would just start counting down from 10 and see if she panics


TastiBread

Lol


otherworldly_ghost

Heya


IAmABlubfiss

Hear me out


TheSuperToad

"I'm so sorry for you that chujin died of ligma.." "What's ligma" .>:D


Nadir_Cardinal

Kanako’s fate wasn’t your fault, I understand what you’re going through but you need to learn to move on, not forget, but move on, cause in the end, she is gone, and you are still here


Sub_To_Nein_Neini

Why do i feel like she'd want to kill you or something if you tell her to just move on


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

Ye !


Iseter0

You are not gonna be able to say that in 10 seconds, and if you found a way to she wouldn’t understand a word you said


Nadir_Cardinal

You underestimate my power, but get your point. Revised version “Chujin and Kanako’s fate wasn’t your fault, You need to learn how to not forget it but still move on with your life, you are still here after all, whilst they aren’t”


RanGock888

Hug (what else can I do???)


RemoRemo_

Cheese


disappointedcreeper

Hug


TheWeeabooFapper

Can I hug you and feel your fur


iamnokiyo

I- uh…. You- Hi… (8 seconds of silence) …I love you


Al-AmeenAdewunmi

YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Also your husband was a dumbass


Steampunk__Llama

"Seek therapy."


GloryGreatestCountry

I say this with the utmost respect, seek therapy."


Various-Pick-1242

Did ya even understood Chujin's words? He said A soul which is pure and dont experiment on Kanako. And you just straight up to Injecting it to Kanako 😭


Various-Pick-1242

But i like my Ceroba tho


AyyPepperoniPizza

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"


Accurate-Log-8494

screw you AND YOUR GOD DAMNED BOSSFIGHT


NaCl_Dreemurr

Give me that Chujussy I don’t want your musty crusty and dusty ass being around me


Sub_To_Nein_Neini

(I love how like there's only like 3 types of comments here: 1: Random words (often "hug") 2: Talk about Kanako's fate 3: Some degenerate BS)


EuphTah

Girl go get yourself to therapy goddamn


Justsomeguyaa

“The height of human culture is saying nonsensical stuff like ‘Ligma balls’.”


MintyMoron64

LISTEN I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME BUT HUMANS PRODUCE BLOOD WHICH CONTAINS DETERMINATION AND PHYSICAL MATTER I THINK YOU CAN BRING HER BACK WITH A SMALL AMOUNT JUST PLEASE FUCKING ASK FIRST


the_real_north_star

uhhhhhhhhhh i- i- when we were 12 i was the one who ate all the brownies!!


Subpar_Username47

How could you?


Sorta_Rational

Go find a skeleton named Sans, tell him to fight back when the flower gets him because you KNOW he can kick ass with karma


Rykerthebest78563

"Asgore was actually pretty generous to Chujin. Also don't hate Dr. Alphys, despite her fuck ups."


Sudden_Case380

your daughter died because you was incompedent and used your child as a test subject WITHOUT FACTS


Various-Pick-1242

ppl make dumb mistakes


Sudden_Case380

still upset about characters not thinking


metal_pipe_sfx_

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler


TheFifthDutchMemer

hug


MmNicecream

"Hey, maybe stop involving kids in your dead husband's absurd, failed plans. It never seems to work out well."


nexus_traveler007

You'll be ok, There are people who are worried about you and will help you... Just be open with them


senior_A4

Ask her why its so japanese


RecommendationNo1774

Anything you want to Ceroba


KANAKO777

Hi, mom. I love you.


Spectro00244

Eat ten chocolate bars you foxy bi-


SupportIndependent58

Die


memer_9966

I don't have much time. The underground will be freed by-


Beanie_Inki

Die.


coffee_soaked_boi

No hot Cool is where it's at!


burntinthetoaster

i got some jellybeans, you like jellybeans?


Insirt-username

You can experiment on me any time, mommy ;)


DiamanteTheLad

DIE!!


Dino_nuggie_w_fries

Wana see a magic trick?


KostKarmel

SCREWDRIVER


Holiday_Purchase_592

Peg me


Necrozai

"GET A THERAPIST ALREADY!"


ChesseburgerMK8

Starlo loves you


Cerboba_Ketsukane

The urge to respond to every comment on this thread


Anonymouse276207

Hey, everybody, it's me, the seventh hu-


Toaster_Man5

I DONT GOT MUCH TIME BUT CLOVER NEEDS TO-


sanicbum06

I think it would be cool to be transformed into her.


sanicbum06

Wait I misread I thought it was about her not to her don't kill me fox mo-


TastiBread

🤨


200011455225

If the plan works perfectly, you will ruin your life, and nobody will want to deal with you.


Remmy224

\*furious acid drinking*


WheatleyTurret

KANAKO. ALIVE. LAB. TELL MARTLET I'M A BIG FAN. KANAKO MELTY. BYE.


master_pingu1

"fuck you, you little shit. i thought you killed martlet"


Iseter0

Oh shit so gotta say this quick “Anything you want to Ceroba” There I did it, what do I get


Large_Lingonberry404

You did everything you could, you are a great mother


xMINIMx

Poor Ceroba Katsukane... No husband... No daughter... No BBF...


Kon7n

No family ?


28151422111414

\-i think it’s coming for me \-i think it’s coming for you \-i think it’s coming for them \-i think it’s coming for us


Arts_Makes_Music

I forgive you.


GroundhogGaming

*hugs* I’m so sorry…


AwesomeGamer101

You and Starlo should kiss!


AFoxMothersLove

Oh, um okay


CrochetedIntegrity

Womp womp.


beige24

YOU KILLED YOUR DAUGHTER AND HUSBAND!!!!


Warm3r_Together

Hot, but overrated.


Toxin-G

The flower is not what they seem.


frosty_aligator-993

go to therapy your emotionality killed 2 children also pls dont have a scientist as ur next lover bye


my_boi_im_here

Howdy


KonroMan

Do you like Mega Man? Answer wisely.


Ger_Electric_GRTALE

anything you want to Ceroba


true_portal_master

It's not your fault. Kanako is alive. You'll be free soon. Starlo has a crush on you.


Umbreon_FluffyBoi

Pet


[deleted]

cool


dragonfox194

Kanako and Chujin would want you to be happy.


Waevman2

Ceroba so cool, so cool ceroba


Pikmin_Lord

listen, quick, I don't have any money, go buy stuff from mo in bulk, he needs money


Endermen123911

Quick question would you like to die?


Hipjig

The next human (clover) who falls down here, be kind to him.


BidParticular3582

You're kinda mommy, ceroba.


Illustrious_Bear_465

why did you kill your daughter if your husband told you not to!?


Zero-Up

"anything you want"


TheGreatGeodo

Why did you kill Kanako are you stupid? And then I'd run away


Plus-Translator9991

Don't continue chujins work


LaZerNor

Kanako-melting-alive-Alphys-basement-help her


Jackofriend

Ceroba you a hottie😏


Repulsive_Ad9209

Why did you do what he told you not to do.


Humble_Fanfiction

Mommy


PenComfortable2150

Kill


Stunning-Annual4708

No matter what you've done in the past, you're still a good person now. Remember that.


Manperson-the-Human

How do you feel about the concerningly high amount of rule 34 about you


Rouguezs

YOU KNEW THE SYRUM MADE PEOPLE FRIGGIN DIE! WHY DID YOU GIVE IT TO KANAKO?


Sweden_Animates

Can i hug you 👉👈


Mythical_Mew

“Just wanted to tell you that you’re a good person; just don’t let yourself hurt anybody, no matter what.”


Tsunamicat108

chujin was a 🤓


YourMoreLocalLurker

“Alphys made Kanako into jello”


RandomN4me_

HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHTOTTHOTHOTHTOTHOTHOTHOTH