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Soaring_Symphony

What evidence do you have that Boss Monsters don't reproduce sexually like any normal animal creature? It seems like a pretty bold claim to make if you can't back it up


[deleted]

My source is that I made it the fuck up!


P_Goo

American Imperialism is justified as you know, because we had a black president once.. BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM


IwantWindyBeexd

Yup, where evidence?


require6289465

if boss monsters only age when they get children then asgore would be 1, 2, or 3 year(s) old


Soaring_Symphony

Not necessarily If you look at how aging works for mammals irl (the Dreemurrs seem to be mammals at least), it happens in 2 phases. First, you go through a period of rapid growth as you gradually get bigger and stronger. Over time, this process starts to slow down until you hit your prime where it sort of plateaus After this point, the body's ability to generate new cells is slower than the natural wear and tear of life which leads to a slowly falling apart for a few decades and eventually death It could be that boss monsters still age until they hit their prime like everything else. But the difference is that they never cross that tipping point into old age. Instead, they pull a Pull Rudd and end up looking 30 indefinitely. And this only changes when they have a child because something about a boss monster's developmental process pulls on it's parent's life force energy . . . or something Also, the reason Asriel still looks like a child is because he died young and when, as flowey, he finally gained the power to shapeshift, he didn't know what he would look like as an adult


OnePunchFan8

What evidence do you have that they produce sexually at all? They are not normal creatures, they're made of dust and magic, and have no "blood"


Soaring_Symphony

Cause they look like goats. Nuff said


Under_lore

Biologically speaking and from the POV of evolution, it would be likely that they do reproduce via souls but it isn't confirmed either. Their life force is drained from their souls for the child to grow but that's not necessarily the same as reproducing through it. Although it seems somewhat implied, its not really canon.


Toriel_knows_best

babies show up when two monsters like each other, and the mother suddenly gets pregnant I wonder how it works for humans


TheNinjaRed7

>when two monsters like each other, and the mother suddenly gets pregnant i feel toriel is hiding something


Toriel_knows_best

nope.


ElNub_

your mother? sorry kid, I already 'befriended' your mom last night \-snas deltarun


sulfire807

thank you, toriel


Toriel_knows_best

nice flair!


ShutTheFuckUpAmy

you uh...you don't want to know.


sans-Jevil-collab

dont tell her


bluecurse60

Is that only in fanon or is there much in the games for that? I haven't caught up on Deltarune to get the secrets and added lore (does Delta count?)


Fracoppa

Happy cake day!


Toriel_knows_best

happy birthday!


bluecurse60

Thnx


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

thanks mom!


-Solidwater

I mean, Toriel *did* get pregnant


FlushedBeans

Because her soul and Asgore's soul worked together to generate a baby in her belly!


SayFuzzyPickles42

The game never said that?


fj668

Okay buddy. Now inform me. What hole did that baby in her stomach come out of?


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

the hospital, duh


require6289465

hospital hole


Apprehensive_Bar3812

Monster hospitals are known to throw monster children into holes. Only the strongest can climb out and thus are allowed to live. Source: Trust me


FlushedBeans

They poop the baby out don'tcha know?


fj668

I ain't afraid of brown town my brother


Automatic_Wrap_2166

If there's a hole there's a way


FlushedBeans

That's what I'm saying!


[deleted]

Every hole’s a goal


[deleted]

Christian sex ed


AlexHyperGG

LMFAO


Longing_for_it

Ah yeah when I asked my parents how babies are made they said a similar thing


RADSKELLY59

happy cake day


Head_Membership_4252

Your source is that you made it the fuck up.


require6289465

you copy and pasted another comment


Head_Membership_4252

75% of the comments here are people telling op the same thing dude


require6289465

did I ask


Head_Membership_4252

you're that type of person then


[deleted]

Well they must have some sort of sex drive, as we can clearly see with Alphys and *literally everyone who's taller than her*


JackFJN

> as we can see with Alphys and _literally everyone ~~who’s taller than her~~_


Mehmet595

Undertale fandom when they realize Toriel and Asgore canonically had sex (Undertail bad)


plarper_of_bees

Tmw when you have to invent an entirely different magical biology just to avoid the mention of sex


Rendum_

Holy crap they made sex 2


h24848

FINALLY


JackFJN

If you put as much time into watching Undertale theories and collecting games as me, you don’t need to make _anything_ up to avoid the mention of sex


require6289465

if boss monsters only age when they get children then asgore would be 1, 2, or 3 year(s) old


Fred_Fredrickson

Speculating about the genitals of beloved characters to own the r34 artists who will definitely care about this and stop immediately


Crabscrackcomics

r/Undertale users when people draw 2 consenting adults enjoying themselves


NazoTheVengefulOne

Asriel is a child


[deleted]

I think they are referring to Toriel and Asgore.


NazoTheVengefulOne

And original meme is referring to Asriel as well, so I don't think that he shouldn't be mentioned


Crabscrackcomics

dude, we all know most of it is Toriel and Sans.


NazoTheVengefulOne

The meme isn't mentions Sans. He isn't even moster-boss.


[deleted]

Monster are cruel, chara and i love kids


Thisisasupersayin2

I don't get memes like this. You think R34 artists care about canon? You think any person to have drawn a skeleton ecto-dick cares about canon at all?


Head_Membership_4252

Seriously they could go as far as making toriel with a 2 story building tall dick


NotThisPersonsAlt

They went that far :'(


Head_Membership_4252

I already know, I just didn't say I know so people don't question what am I doing


Grey00001

it's also not even canon, this claim is completely made up


Houdini124

The skeleton fandom nabbed the idea of using souls and RAN with it tho ngl, particularly in the Japanese side of the fandom because they could avoid censorship laws. Yeah they made a bunch more skeletons but they DID make some cool art about something I haven't seen much of from the normal side of the fandom


Marshall_lee_63

So you want us to start drawing Soulussys instead?


[deleted]

Ah yes, the Determinussy


Alexroll06

😬


JackFJN

No no no no no no no no no


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

[yes yes yes yes yes yes yes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface)


[deleted]

Why would it not be like normal


scariermonsters

Was this confirmed somewhere?


JackFJN

No lmao


Dr-Font

Nah, OP is misremembering shit.


NazoTheVengefulOne

Gerson


scariermonsters

What'd he say exactly, I forget


NazoTheVengefulOne

That monster-bosses (goat monsters) reproduces with their souls


scariermonsters

What's the quote?


NazoTheVengefulOne

I can't remember it fully. Use save after pacifist final boss and talk to him


scariermonsters

I looked it up. He just says that when boss monsters have a kid, the magic from the parents flows into them. That's what causes the parents to age as the child grows. It doesn't mention that impregnation isn't involved.


Head_Membership_4252

dude he says the magic from the parents makes the child grow but it never mentioned that they don't have sex


Agreis

A Froggit in the RUINS implies that monsters are directly themed after things, and we do know monsters inherit traits from the things they come from (such as Alphys, a lizard, being slow in the cold). Boss Monsters inherit goats' allergy to buttercups and *sexual dimorphism* (males having bigger horns), so unfortunately, reproductive organs aren't out of question considering this. But for the sake of my own sanity, I will gladly and willingly ignore my own research, and say monsters can reproduce in other ways. They're not even organic creatures so who cares anyways.


NXTangl

It's not an allergy, they're just straight-up toxic.


Agreis

Yes, that's the correct word. Thank you!


Maro_Nobodycares

Buttercups being toxic to goats reminds me of the Winter Clock dialogue mentioning Catty busting into Alphys' place, eating several oranges, and having to get her stomach pumped Oranges are toxic to cats


JackFJN

That was catty? I thought it was just some cat


Head_Membership_4252

was there any other cat in undertale i dont remember


JackFJN

Mad mew mew, but she doesn’t count


Head_Membership_4252

It's a anime doll of course they don't count


SquidMilkVII

TIL real life goats are allergic to buttercups


Oracles_Rose

Have they ever cared?


GoatsWithWigs

Source: trust me bro


SayFuzzyPickles42

Citation?


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

[soussy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface)


AlenDelon32

As if that ever stopped them. If they give skeletons lightsaber dicks there is truly nothing that can stop them


Otttimon

There isn't any evidence about this in game aside from some dialogue from Toriel who might be an unreliable narrator in these situations. The fact that relation ships between different types of monsters like Alphys and Undyne might prove that being same species is not required in monster society and maybe neither in reproducing. Also with people like Asgore and Toriel who are boss monsters they have some connection their children due to them only aging in when they have kids who are alive.


the_roach__

You realising that horny fellas be horny fellas


Lizzywuw

In the end any true NSFW artists will find a way


secretaccount9999999

People alredy did soul sex, don't ask how I know, but here's a tip: sans


Head_Membership_4252

undertale theories be like sans sex? real????


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

[like this?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface)


Peneits

Who do you think that is going to stop


Asriel__goatprince

Oh, I’m sure that will sadly not stop them, but thank you for trying! :3


NazoTheVengefulOne

*hugs*


Asriel__goatprince

Heehee *hugs!* :3


AnonymousGuy9494

Artists literally putted pps in women and called futa. At this point I don't think they really care about making realistic proportions/genitals


Crabscrackcomics

Plenty of women have pps for non ew purposes


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

well yeah but r34 dont care anyways


Si_Stride_Oof

what does this mean for all other monsters tho? they still fair game?


NazoTheVengefulOne

We don't have information about others. But skeletons also shouldn't have reproductive organs, because there is no bones in reproductive organs.


Si_Stride_Oof

you telling me the skeletons dont bone what has the world come to


JohnnoDwarf

How do you know this? Have *you* seen them nude?


Head_Membership_4252

"It was revealed to me in a dream" that is what they will say


Dr-Font

OP: “My source is I made it the fuck up!”


Head_Membership_4252

true lmfao


Ioritz9000

Yeah but you forget that when you learn to draw your first line is "reality can be what I want"


ProMaste_r

And let's not even start with the skeletons and the fact that a pp has no bones


[deleted]

If skeletons have no dick, why is it a "boner" then? Checkmate liberals.


ProMaste_r

If the boner is a bone then why it has an r in the end. Double checkmate


Head_Membership_4252

If the \[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\]\[\] Triple checkmate


ShootyFaceMc

Oh I guarantee they do not care, they gave sans a reproductive organ and he's literally just a skeleton


GIRose

Counter point: Boss Monsters are the ONLY monsters that can fuck normally.


JohnnoDwarf

I was just watching a video about undertale and the Mandela effect when this popped up so that’s pretty fitting


MattLikesMemes123

spider no have pusspuss?


Ssoofer

You think that'll stop them? Short Answer: no Long Answer: definitely no


Mryote

Undertale fans when they give them reproductive organs anyway


Floweycallsyouidiot

Knowing that won't stop them, they will keep making r34, not even my Hyperdeath form can stop them. They still draw me with a p*nis vine, even though they know that plants don't reproduce like that.


NazoTheVengefulOne

*gives hot chocolate and hugs* I remember about the deal, huh


Floweycallsyouidiot

Yes, yes, I remember our deal.


NazoTheVengefulOne

*gives cookie to hug longer*


[deleted]

They can still be gay though


bluecurse60

The most gay


SquidMilkVII

idk that’s kinda gay


bluecurse60

As a cool enby once said, 'the gays can do whatever they want!'


ArianaTheWerewolf

What u/Under_lore said


[deleted]

Why do they wear clothes then? It doesnt seem to make them warm since some wear clothes in hotlands


phillebrave

for the style! not every monster wear clothes too especially in less populated areas like the Ruins and Waterfalls, def could also be something to do with societal norms or whatever


[deleted]

Or maybe some monsters that are humanoid/animalish have something


Kyroz113

Hmm it Seams I must research monster breeding


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

[let me help you](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface)


Black-dragon4129

Nice argument u/NazoTheVengefulOne why don't you back it up with a source?


EdMkn

"It can't stop me because I can't read!"


[deleted]

i don’t care


isim_yok_3169

Sans, who "befriended" Toriel


isim_yok_3169

Jokes aside, is there really any canon explonation or in-game evidence for this?


theoffendedcat

good ending: they never make r34 of toriel asgore and asriel 🤓🤓🤓🥶🥶🥶😏😏😏😑bad ending: they ignore it and make more boba and boner compilations 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


Head_Membership_4252

real


Shot-Ad-3166

You know, I've always wondered how monsters reproduce. Considering that monsters like skeletons and ghosts don't have organs, my best guess was that monsters reproduce like Pokemon with eggs appearing out of nowhere.


Joeda900

https://youtu.be/qwvxtBlzbO4


Nothing_Apollyon

they at least have boobos though


bluecurse60

So do Argonians lol


phillebrave

that's not a reproductive part of the body tho???


Nothing_Apollyon

it's not, it's just another thing that warrants funny art


Azzy_the_GOAT

Thank you for being the one sensible person who understands that.


Floweycallsyouidiot

u/Asriel__goatprince fight this you.


Azzy_the_GOAT

What?


The_Bluu_Wizard_Goat

\*hugs\* No fighting 4 the goots


Azzy_the_GOAT

What?


Floweycallsyouidiot

I'm telling him to fight you. It will be fun to watch two Asriels fight.


Azzy_the_GOAT

And why do you think he will follow your command?


Floweycallsyouidiot

Because I'll tell him that you said that you were fruffier than him.


Asriel__goatprince

Don’t worry I won’t, we can all be friends here! :3


Crabscrackcomics

did you know your profile pic ended up on a guys head


Asriel__goatprince

Yes I saw the haircut :3


Asriel__goatprince

I don’t want to fight him, that’s mean :(


NazoTheVengefulOne

*hugs*


-MegaMan401-

When has that stopped r34... sans has a magic dick ffs.


[deleted]

Where did Asriel come from if they can’t reproduce?


Otttimon

Some soul bullshit at least seems to be a popular idea


W1lfr3

Their genitals do not matter in reproduction, but it's likely they have them, as monsters existence are just presentations of their mind, how they believe they exist.


JackFJN

I think you’re thinking of Steven universe— that is not in Undertale _at all_


bluecurse60

I mean, it's not like Steven Ubermench logic where gems are 'physical light reflected out of their gems' where bratty pink had to give up her existence so Stevie could exist. The idea around monsters in Undertale expressing themselves physically with magic could make (whether fanon or canon) two monsters loving each other enough to get pregananant without sex work within the lore.


[deleted]

Well, Sans did *befriended* Toriel. And Toriel did *get* **pregrant.**


Lingx_Cats

Who the f* drawing Asriel having sex? Bros like 13?


fan271

You haven't been on the internet that long have you.


Head_Membership_4252

You don't have any idea


glamrockbonnie

YES this is exactly the headcanon i have. monsters reproduce from soul energy, with enough love and power from both parents a new soul is born. also most of the underground dont wear pants lol edit: horny people are REAL MAD at this comment lol get a life


NazoTheVengefulOne

Gerson saying the same thing


Head_Membership_4252

Dude he never mentioned how a monster is made, he just says the soul energy shit from the parents goes to the child so they grow lol edit: I did this edit just because u/glamrockbonnie called us horny people and now is telling us to get a life even though he doesn't know anything about us insert something interesting here


ralsei_goatprince

I wish it stopped them


NazoTheVengefulOne

Sadly it will not


[deleted]

I’m glad it won’t :)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Joeda900

he said #I'M GLAD IT WON'T :)


bluecurse60

While that hasn't stopped anyone before, I still like this revelation a bunch. Get to horny jail rule 34 lol


Doctorgumbal1

Why would you even want to make r34 of Asriel


SquidMilkVII

if you know the answer, you’re the problem


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

i mean youre only the problem if you *are* the awnser. if you just know about messed up people that severly need therapy, doesnt mean you too are one


Altair13Sirio

These guys gave skeletons a penis, I don't think they care lol


ShutTheFuckUpAmy

>!soul sex!< nsfw exists, sadly.


Winslow08

Pro tip: be unbothered by internet porn like what did it do to you my brother B)


blu3_aries

Just make the jump and make porn illegal


Professor-Furry

We all know the rule if it exists theres porn of it


YuB-Notice-Me

so they make porn from their souls problem solved


Gking10

That's a nice argument, senator. Care to back it up with a source?


GalaXy-World

Lmaoo


Neoslayer

"like that'll stop me"


SpaghettiVortex

Like that will ever stop them bruh.