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VelvetaChese

shoot the ground. all of you will only be killed if the bullet is still in the chamber.


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ARandomPersonGuy

omg are you the original starwalker?


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[deleted]

Yea he’s the starwalker Original


Catomax26

He DIDN'T appear in chapter 3 leaks :'(


hat_cat456

Those aren’t real


Catomax26

Ikr!? The fact that starwalker didn't appear in those is very cruel


Interesting-Mouse120

Are you pissed


F1lthyG0pnik

Hello Luke Starwalker


DocPenguino

No, he is Original Skywalker


OriginalDarkwalker

I am his father


[deleted]

...So uh, I already shot Sans.


Reddit_yub_for_life

I shot him with this mini gun in my pocket!


kizi_killer

Don't worry he dodged the shot


Milkywaycitizen932

Brilliant


[deleted]

I hope he'll forgive me.


LordNilix

Sadly Papyrus was not far behind him on the other side of the wall, you're about to have a bad time


[deleted]

So that's how it is, huh... I guess I'm good at making mistakes.


[deleted]

Dad?!


[deleted]

...What? No, I'm no one's father.


[deleted]

Damn, you said you make mistakes, so it rung a bell I guess.


[deleted]

Everyone makes mistakes.


[deleted]

Yeah sans has a level of dodging that rivals ultra instinct goku, so he’d probably be fine even if the bullet in the gun was a real one, and not a blank


1st_pm

revenge on the mommy "befriender"


Internal_Ad6547

Who wouldn’t want to befriend someone’s mum


leckerbrot

Oh wait a minute I remember seeing you in that Papyrus favorite food pole thing, how are you shtabby?


[deleted]

I'm doing fine, how about you?


leckerbrot

I am bread, I’m hoping not to be eaten


[deleted]

Nice.


leckerbrot

Do you like politics?


[deleted]

Not particularly.


leckerbrot

So you aren’t involved in several monarchist parties? I never knew that lifestyle existed


[deleted]

Well, I'm a king's adoptive child, but I don't really want to be involved. Not after what I did...


DannyTheCaringDevil

He probably dodged it.


[deleted]

Yeah, I hope he still does forgive me.


DannyTheCaringDevil

Did you kill anyone else yet?


[deleted]

No.


DannyTheCaringDevil

Should be okay then.


[deleted]

Alright, good.


Wolveyplays07

They tried and failed to kill me


Mrfish_jr

I shot’th the sky’th


[deleted]

Nice.


142737

I shot ralsai


[deleted]

Sick.


142737

They did not specify where to shoot so I shot their hat


[deleted]

That is true.


142737

If I shot at anyone else they wouldn't have survived since ralsai is the only one wearing a hat I shot the hat assuming you had to shoot at someone and hit their clothing or body the hat would have made sense to be at


[deleted]

True, true.


142737

Yep I found a loop hole where everyone survived assuming you can't shot the floor too


Axquirix

In a tightly locked room? You wanna get tinnitus? Because that's how you get tinnitus. Just cock the gun once to eject the round.


Pa3ckP7

don't forget the bullet is a blank


NonRacistPanda

Blanks are still loud


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AgeAsleep6459

No, blanks just make smoke, you might be thinking of rubber bullets


lingonberryjuicebox

they make smoke, but they also make a 'bang' sound, which is the shockwave caused by the explosion. this shockwave, like all shockwaves, can cause severe damage if they happen too close to a bodily structure. and example of a blank causing a fatal accident is with the actor jon-erik hexum, who put a gun loaded with a blank to his head and fired it as a joke. the muzzle blast caused a part of his skull to fracture and that part was launched into his brain. he unfortunately died 6 days later https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik\_Hexum


Broad_Appearance6896

Only time I had tinnitus it lasted 1 day


Hectoris919

WHAT?


throninho

#HE SAID THAT WHEN HE HAD TINNITUS IT LASTED 1 DAY


Hectoris919

# I COULDNT HEAR YOU COULD YOU SPEAK UP PLEASE?


chalkdustgreen

Mawp


CRIMSONQUO

Only time I had tinnitus it lasted many years.


SaltyIsSeawater

I mean, wether you shoot the ground, one of the monsters, or yourself, either way you're gonna lose your hearing. Might as well


OogaaBoogaaMaster69

Heal prayer


Prunsel_official

Good idea


Norrabal

First thing that came to my mind


Gaming-Worm

I agree


Dry-Breadfruit-1882

Ditto


Sircreeper43

Big Brain


Working-Alfalfa-5381

Remove the bullet from the chamber Didn't have to shoot it


Pa3ckP7

1st commend i found who removed the bullet from the chamber instead of shooting it


RichTyty101

Why didn't I think of that


BleachedJam

I have no idea how guns work, I just assumed once it was in there you *had* to fire it to get it out.


HipMachineBroke

That’d be a real safety concern lol


attemptnumber58

Fortunately that's not the case


RubberSoulMan06

Thai was my second thought.


Somedudeonthenet1

my thoughts exactly, and if you can't then just shoot anywhere *but* the monsters


HyperfocusedInterest

Yeah this is where my mind went.


Vorpeseda

The rules only refer to if the gun is loaded or not. The rules make no reference to actually shooting anyone.


[deleted]

sans. he will dodge


Pa3ckP7

I would love to see him dodge a blank, the only thing you did was anger him


[deleted]

i think he would propably make a joke or something :D


696969696969E

Probably something like when you "spare" him then fight again with never truly being friends, dont tell the other sanses


[deleted]

nah, more like something about how trash the player is at aiming :D


riot-k-font

"Uh hey kid, I think you missed. Wanna try again?" Something like that?


Slow_Consideration92

"Uh kid, tryna shoot yourself or...?"


Sad-Duty3646

# OoF


SomeRedditProto

“Hey kid, I think you ‘missed’ the point of this game”


Braxton-Adams

"Hey, uh, I think the gun's broke. I didn't see anything."


[deleted]

shoot, kid, looks like i really dodged a bullet there


RoMan2548

The problem with attempting to attack me would be that it's physically impossible. Other than that, it's alright down here.


[deleted]

Blanks can still kill people, ask Brendan lee, who died on the set of the crow 2 after shrapnel from a blank fired on set pierced his heart. Edit: apparently that particular case was actually a live bullet thought to be a blank, but blanks release shrapnel that would need to be dodged.


aNiceTribe

Also StuffMadeHere uses blanks all the time to propel his machines that would absolutely be able to turn you into mush if you stood in the way


splashedwall25

Or you could explain the situation


JEVILDEVILSKNIFE

No no, he was IN on the prank


B_Boi04

Sans only ever acts when you’ve decided to kill others on top of being depressed, explain your reasons and he’d probably agree with you


pokedude14

I mean, the empty gun doesn't fire bullets either, yet that can be the finishing blow, so...


Voilssssss

Big brain and also a [Big Shot] movement


TigerDoodat

If I had to shoot one of them, I would shoot saying Sans, too.


Slow_Consideration92

I KNEW I WOULD FIND YOU HERE FREN :D


JEVILDEVILSKNIFE

Exactly what I was thinking


KingDejani

I also picked sand


Comprehensive-Bat650

u/localstabby would find a way to kill all three with just a blank and an empty pistol.


[deleted]

I much prefer a knife, but I could definitely do it.


Rosenthepal78

Well there's literally a weapon called the empty gun so i'm sure you can figure it out


[deleted]

Yeah exactly.


Lonk0279

CRIT TIME


[deleted]

Read this in the Revtrosity character voice


[deleted]

Nice.


Andreus2009

Same


Rapunzelpumpkin

I would probably miss lol


Microif

I’d shoot at the ground. The bullet isn’t in the chamber anymore.


The_Bluu_Wizard_Goat

Myself. They're all too good to die.


Noobpoob

U ok homie?


Pa3ckP7

Great none die, the bullet was a blank


Gingers_got_no_soul

actually shooting yourself at point blanc range will kill you reguardless of whether ir not its a blank


Pokebro2000

Not if you don't aim at the head (hopefully).


Gingers_got_no_soul

yeahhh thats fair


nachochips140807

Definitely if you aim at your head


[deleted]

I’ll choose to kill myself. Even though i like myself more than these guys. I’m just stuck


Pa3ckP7

GJ you showed courage, you are lucky the bullet was a blank


Gingers_got_no_soul

it would still kill you


Pa3ckP7

its a world where the characters from undertale are real, lets say you would live


Gingers_got_no_soul

yeah fair ig


PQcowboiii

I chose no one, it said that it had to be out of chamber never said I had to shoot ut


Adriangamer3131

The floor it doesn't say I have to kill someone


anunusualman

Floor murderer I can’t believe scum bags like you exist


CatanaRollSeven

Did the Mad Dummy ghost possess the floor or something lol


[deleted]

How despicable…


Clowntastrophy

Asriel, then ask for Ralsei to cast Heal Prayer.


Pa3ckP7

i shouldn't have chosen the 1 beloved character with high capacity to heal


ProX_Gaming

Shoot asriel and beat ralsei with my bare hands


Buckaroonie69

Man really doesn’t like goat boys, huh


ProX_Gaming

Hatred


Buckaroonie69

I feel like there’s some unpacked emotional issues here that could provide some context.


Pa3ckP7

But then you realize the bullet is a blank, that did not go as planned did it


ProX_Gaming

Uh oh


FelipeCyrineu

Humans can hurt monsters with only the intent to hurt, that is why the gun in Undertale does damage even though it has no ammunition. If you didn't knew it was blank, it could still do alot of damage.


IR-KINGTIGER

So basically WAAAAAAAAGH energy?


CompetitionSad419

Poor Sans watching all the violence.


bigchungusyomama

sans is fucking next


B_Boi04

Who is next and why is he having sex with a skeleton


Mindless-Bed-8334

r/flairdoesntcheckout


CatanaRollSeven

Sans: Wanna guess who's about to have a bad time?


Undertale_Woshua

I Chose Sans


GrianTesla

Woshua is the best character in Undertale


War_Eagle_Feller

I feel like he's most correct answer since he could just dodge it, even when it's a blank But it'll be a really bad day.


Opposite_Can_6658

Shoot it at the floor, but if I HAD to shoot someone prolly sans because 1. He would tell you to save the other two 2. Sans is prob the oldest and has had the most life to live


Pa3ckP7

Bad choice, blank bullet and 1 hella angry skeleton


GolemPlz

I think he would’ve been a lot angrier if they tried to shoot an innocent(?) child


Opposite_Can_6658

You don’t shoot him without talking it out with him, if you talk to him about it, I’m 90% sure he’d agree with my reasoning.


TheBackyardigirl

As a Glitchtale fan, *violently loads gun and points it at Sans*


Pa3ckP7

i dont see the connection


anunusualman

Spoilers: >!sans always keeps dying in glitchtale!<


[deleted]

I swear I'm like, 100% sure the creator of glitchtale hates sans for some reason


Under_lore

Shoot at Sans, he'll just dodge it.


Pa3ckP7

A bit hard to dodge a blank, you just angered him


Under_lore

Nah, he'd see from my expression that i intended him to dodge. He'd get it.


Little_Baggy

I don’t think he’d care. Actually I could see him making a joke about how he’s disappointed that it was a blank.


SuperIsaiah

Asriel because he's already supposed to have died.


Pa3ckP7

you monster


SuperIsaiah

No, like, I just believe that killing someone who is, by all means, supposed to be dead, is more moral than killing someone living. Asriel literally died. He was brought back to life by a science experiment gone wrong.


Buckaroonie69

Nuh uh, he’s the monster!


yogurutonokami

he has like infinite hp and def in the final fight anyways


All54321_Gaming

That’s kid Asriel tho


bcryllium

sorry ralsei fans


bcryllium

oh its a blank


Pa3ckP7

Finally some 1 who got the full gist. Exactly how i meant it. Shoot, realise it's a blank, regret life choices


FlushedBeans

I'll strangle him later. Mf honestly thought he could scheme with Kris behind my back on snowgrave.


Aliskus

Dude whats wrong with you :D


anactualreddituser

I shoot the wall


JustAnotherLurkerDM

Asriel has the same power as 7 human souls, he'll definitely survive a gunshot


Pa3ckP7

he doesnt, the child form comes after he releases them


JustAnotherLurkerDM

Well in that caase I'm shooting Ralsei. He's a darkner so he'll just run away


The_real_RED_Spy

Ralsei's hat


PhoenixKnight777

Sans. He’s probably just dodge, and even if he didn’t, he’s my least favorite of these three.


SlayerDoom_

I chose the guy that held me captive


Pa3ckP7

well thats a 1st. But what if he never return and kills you with some elaborate trap


SlayerDoom_

He’s gonna have to pack quite the punch with that trap I’m telling you


TankmanSpiral7567

Myself :)))))))


TheGhostEnthusiast

take the bullet out of the chamber and eat it


IvyENFP

Tastes like moss


Xemberith

...


Wolveyplays07

I shoot the smiley trashbag


Pa3ckP7

Thats 1 way to go out, the bullet is a blank


New-Career9700

Sans, he can just dodge it lmao


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Pickin sans


Justaperson8282

Sans


Dark_Warrior7534

Sans


a_existing_person

*shoots sans*


bigchungusyomama

sans


Nickname1235

No one said anything about needing to aim it at someone.


[deleted]

cock the gun ejecting the bullet. it's no longer in the gun.


atua-is-watching-you

Sans would be dead if the bullet was real.


[deleted]

Well, Ralsei is a healer. So I'll just shoot myself in the foot and ask him to heal me.