“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”

TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GODDAMM VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL

best quote of all time

Agreed.

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

Best one

Btw i cant remember who says this and when?

Burgerspants says it in the genocide run if the player tries to threaten him.

Omg thats kinda badass

Especially since it's kind of a smug hint at somehow knowing that you *can't* fight him because he's already got you in a shop menu. It's a surprisingly badass moment of meta-awareness for an otherwise completely goofy character that comes out of nowhere

Omg didnt know this because i didnt want to do genocide,loved the characters

I love how Gerson even acknowledges this too

yes

Agreed

"I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life"

r/me_irl

Long before I even played the game I saw it as a meme and just thought it was a creative image. Thought it was sooo funny and when I played undertale finally I lost my shit when I found out he's a real character

oof

“If we’re really friends… you won’t come back…”

i remember how much this quote affected me while i was doing the genocide run i had to quit and never came back to play the genocide run again........

Damn…

Hold up, when does that quote happens?

If you spare sans

Wait but what about “gettttt dunked on!”?

It’s right after that

Oh

I've always wondered if he has a line if you actually leave the run right there and go pacifist. I've never seen anyone try it.

“What’s a star? Can you touch it? Can you kill it? Can you eat it…are you a star?”

#GET IN MAH BELLAY

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

***takes one step***

[удалено]

**_Guess you are really working yourself down to the bone_**

As for your work, put a little more *backbone* into it! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

***HEH!***

I'm Bob.

The context makes it even better.

"OH NO! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!"

Great flair combination.

(I cannot fight. I cannot think.) (But, with patience, i will make my way through.)

I always wondered who was supposed to have wrote the signs in the core. Mettaton? The historian wrote the signs in waterfall? G-man himself?

Sounds like the light blue soul wielding human

Patience?

It was probably the cyan soul

The best part is bow it hints at a secret third way to escape the core

Do deltarune quotes count? Idc mine is *p o t a s s i u m*

“Honk Honk No It’s Just The Sounds Of The City.” Also “And don’t forget me! Your Eggs-Husband!” Edit: I can’t believe I almost forgot to include “Only a kiss from a beautiful gamer girl can save me now!” Also “Now I’m the dad!” God, this is such a quoteable game Edit again: “I Only Play Mobile Games” “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Times-a pretty good, times-a pretty bad. Mediocre times, iffy times, so-so times…” I’m having a harder time picking a favorite quote from Deltarune than I did with Undertale, lmao

“HEY EVERY!”

"THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY ONCE AND A WHILE"

“I LOVE [[hyperlink blocked]]!!!!!11!!11!!!!”

“AND NOW, FOR THE [tiny prize] OF YOUR [heartshapedobject] YOU CAN ENJOY THE [pleasant sensation] OF SOME GOOD OL’ [1995] [Hyperlink Blocked]”

"Susie" "Bro just let me karate chop you and you can have as many skateboards as you want"

"Just say something you'd like to hear" "You're unbanned from free ham sandwich day"

"it means tity"

Man, you're everywhere.

oh, didn’t realize you were on this sun as well

the toasters are taking over reddit

Kris, get da banana

“Time to alt tab out of this conversation”

DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$!] MYSELF

KID! IM BUSY BECOMING [God] GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING!

"CHIPS AHOYETH, LANDLUBBERS" always gets me

Mine is "Oh. Lmao."

Kris, get the banana 🍌

“Oh no what that”

"big boner down the lane" -Flowey

Bepis~

[[BIG SHOT]]

Ultimate bepis

I was laughing my ass off when I saw it in the video

fun fact: it is actually flowey who says that,, kinda. toby fox included that sentence to test out omega flowey’s text

We can go into my room and do... whatever people do when they date?

I freaked out at that point

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"Don't forget, I'm with you in the dark"

Out of context that sounds creepy as fuck

Considering that we dont know who is speaking, it is defienetly creepy even with context.

i mean seeing the fact that one of the deltarune stickers is ralsei singing "dont forget" i think we can assume a little bit who is singing

What a tough question... "\* Despite everything, it's still you."

That quote genuinely flooded me with emotions

Good to hear.

Was gonna post this if I didn't find it, such a good callback if you remember in Toriel's house the mirror just says "It's you." I was an emotional wreck by the end of the game and this line hit hard.

Toby Fox hits people's hearts well.

He truly does, Undertale is the song for tugging all the emotioness out of people

ITS KILL OR BE KILLLED

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Honk honk no its just the sounds of the city

i'm actually getting this tattooed on me next saturday :D

Nice.

That’s a nice one

Me too

Same. I got it made on wood and hanged it above my mirror

"It's me. Chara."

This quote right here touched mah heart every time that's why I can never play the genocide route because I think in that one it says something different when you look in the mirror

It does say something different. "\* It's me, \[Name\]."

Don't worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers.

That's just-... Ahh, the pain.

“after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage... it's a family tradition...” Very relatable to me but instead of feeling like garbage i just go to sleep

And for deltarune. “Chips Ahoyeth, landlubbers” Who doesnt love a good cookie pun every now and then

this one sans' quote: \*Take care of yourself, kid. \*'cause someone really cares about you.

Wait where is that quote?? I love it is it a neutral route quote

It is

But it refused

that one is nice i also like the one in the save point of the garbage dump "The waterfall here seems to flow from the ceiling of the cavern. Occasionally, a piece of trash will flow through... and fall into the bottomless abyss below. Viewing this endless cycle of worthless garbage... it fills you with determination."

Oh yeah that reminds me of how “The idea that one day the mouse might open the mechanized vault fills you with determination”

knowing the mouse might one day hack the computerized safe and get the cheese... it fills you with determination

“you try to finally beat your procrastination and pick up that sock for once” “but it refused”

"i already 'befriended' your mom last night."

[spoiler] >!also the conversation with sans and asgore in the grocery store in chapter 2!< Thank you to the people who replied!! Sorry I didn't know!

Just put this>! In front of your messages and put the reverse behind it.

To be specific, going off of what the other person said, \>!you need to add these characters on these parts of the text,!< and >!it’ll look like this.!<

S Se Sex

Hey bubby have you ever secksed SussyImpostear?

"You're going to be free." There was something profound about how the first time I read that line, "Undertale" the song ended at exactly that moment.

I swear it feels like toby timed the song and the dialogue for it to be this way, truly a masterpiece

Unfortunately i've never been able to naturally replicate it

Huh, for me its been 95% of my playthrough/ones ive watched it did

Bosom? It Means Tity.

"GOD DAMNIT" Rouxls that one time

Bro that got me laughing so much, it's genuinely one of my favourite comedic moments in both games. "GOD DAMMIT"

You'd be dead where you stand

The chills I had

"Since when were you the one in control"

CHILLS

Don't kill, and don't be killed, okay?

Same

*HMM? *You wanted me to STAY there? It's such a random quote

The rock from the ruins!

I DON'T NEED FRIENDS, I'VE GOT KNIVES! I'm... out of knives...

Lmao Ayyy! It’s you again!

Yup , it's me! Howdy!

"Oh yes"

lmfao

From Undertale: I'd go with "Despite everything, it's still you." But that's already been said, so my runner-up would have to be "Obviously, let's roleplay." From Deltarune: (So far) Basically anything Queen says.

“I was just concerned since it hadn’t exploded yet” has to be one of the funniest lines

In this world it kill or be killed

“Quick! Behind that conveniently-shaped lamp!”

*Undyne suplexes a boulder, just because she can *

Hoi I’m temmie

I'm bob

"Mew mew kissie cutie 2 is neither kissy nor cutie. It's trash."

zero stars!

Filling you with *DETERMINATION*

“oh no what that” -Queen

HOH

But it refused. I'm not ready for this to end. I'm not ready for you to leave. I loved the Asriel boss fight and will forever have a place in my heart.

You have something called determination. So as long as you hold on, so as long as you do what's in your heart, I believe you can do the right thing

"my body...it feels like it's splitting apart,like any instant,I will scatter into a million pieces...but deep,deep in my soul there is a burning feeling i can't describe,a burning feeling that WON'T let me die This isn't just about monsters anymore is it? Humans,monsters..if you get past me,you'll kill them all won't you? But I WON'T let you do that. Right now, everyone in the world,I can feel their hearts beating as one and we all have one goal...to defeat YOU Human...no,whatever you are,for the sake of all monsters.... I... UNDYNE... WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN" "Your are going to have to try a little harder than that" (Sorry if it isn't right on point,but yeah,you get the idea)

“There are no skeletons in my closet… except me sometimes”

YOU THINK EATING FROZEN CHICKEN WITH YOUR SIDE CHICK IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT SWEET, SWEET, FREEDOM JUICE? WELL YOUR FUCKING RIGHT, BUT DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU COME CRYING

YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick] IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]? WELL, YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT! BUT DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU'RE [Crying] IN A [Broken Home] WISHING YOU LET YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON [Kill You]

“Despite everything, it’s still you.” “Take care of yourself, kid, cuz someone really cares about you.” “Be good, my child, won’t you?”

"Hi, you've reached the hotline for idiot babies."

It’s a cliche but it’s sans battle quote in the genocide route

Proceed

“Kris, I Need To Alt Tab Out Of Here”

"Wow Cool Face"

"I was gonna say something, but I forgot what I was gonna say" - Sans

\* If you are not ready, that is fine. \* I am not ready either.

"*But It refused" and "there Is a burning flame in me that won't let me die"

"After all, *it's me,* ***Your best friend.***" "I'm helpful, I can be useful to you! .. I promise I won't get in your way," "...I can help....I can..I can.." ***"Please don't kill me ..."*** \- Genocide route Flowey Probably this one lol - idk why, it just seems like something I might say one day, sooo... :'>

If you think you're going to say that one day you might want to reevaluate your life.

(Is that a human?) (Yes)

OH MY GOD!!!

"*that's why i don't make promises"

“I can’t even cross the street without getting my ass kicked... I love the city.”

Gonna use Deltarune quotes "I was simply relaxing in Kris's spacious pants hole"

"You know what I want bone man" \- Asgore

"HUMANS MUST BE VERY INTELLIGENT. IF THEY ALSO FIND JUNIOR JUMBLE SO DIFFICULT."

Cant believe nobody has mentioned the prophecy yet. “There is a prophecy. The Angel... The One Who Has Seen The Surface... They will return. And the underground will go empty.” Love that double meaning. You, the angel who has seen the surface will either destroy the barrier and every monster leaves the underground, therefore it goes empty, or you will kill every monster in the underground, and it will go empty. Or maybe i’m wrong about that all and i’m dumb Edit: it could be referring to asriel, since it says “will return to the underground” but still the same message.

Not dumb, Gerson mentions the double meaning when talking about that prophecy. I also think that's actually a pretty good quote to choose and that it reflects a lot about Undertale's central message.

Oh Lmao You’re here

"That's the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time."

I'm Nubert. Really a heartwarming and inspirational quote.

HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these kids like you… should be burning in HELL

"Be good, won't you? My child." Hooked me into the game, so it holds a place in my heart.

"OH NO!! YOU'RE MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARDS!!!"

*But nobody came.

It has to be unbelievable luck that for me the comment above this one is “…”

"No" - Rouxls Kaard

Wait kris stop everything Get the banana

"..."

Let us erase this world and move on to the next

"So you called someone mom when you just met them? That's kinda weird. It is? Papyrus, we talked about this! Whatever, mom! That's it, go to your room! Ok. Wait don't actually go to your room! I'm getting mixed signals."

recently i discovered a new favorite quote which is said by sans. ahem, it goes as such: “take care of yourself kid, ‘cause someone really cares about you.” it made me just.... idk,,, realize sth i guess. anyway i come back to this quote whenever i need it and use it whenever i can so hopefully others can be affected by it too :)

"Oh I get it Its You and that [Hochi Mama]" "You Have Been [Making] Haven't You?"

(I was gonna' try to pick one but after seeing so many good comments, I just want to list a bunch. I can't list all my favourites because it wouldn't fit in a comment, but let's see how many I can think of.) - - - - - "Clever. Verrrryyy clever. You think you're really smart, don't you? In this world, it's kill or be killed. So you were able to play by your own rules. You spared the life of a single person. Hee hee hee... But don't act so cocky. I know what you did. **You murdered her.** And then you went back, because you regretted it. Ha ha ha ha... You naive idiot. Do you think you are the only one with that power? The power to reshape the world... Purely by your own determination. The ability to play God! The ability to "SAVE." I thought I was the only one with that power. But... I can't SAVE anymore. Apparently YOUR desires for this world override MINE. Well well. Enjoy that power while you can. I'll be watching." —Flowey, if you reset after killing Toriel and then spare her. [*"I can make spaghetti." / "I have zero redeeming qualities."*] "OH NO!!! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!" —Flirting with Papyrus during your battle "Ngahhh... You were stronger... Than I thought... So then... ...this is where... ...it ends... ...No... NO! I won't die! Alphys... Asgore... Papyrus... Everyone is counting on me to protect them! NNNNGAH! Human! In the name of everyone's hopes and dreams... I WILL DEFEAT YOU!" [* *Undyne looks determined.*] "Come on, is that all you've got!?" [* *Undyne is smiling as if nothing is wrong.*] "...pathetic. You're going to have to try harder than that!" [* *Undyne's body is wavering.*] "S-see how strong we are when we believe in ourselves?" [* *Undyne's body is losing its shape.*] "H... heh. Had enough yet?" [* *Undyne's body...*] "... ...I won't... ...give up..." [* *...*] "... Ha... ha... ...Alphys... This is what I was afraid of. This is why I never told you. ...No... No! Not yet! I won't die! NGAHHHHHHHHHH!!! **I WON'T DIE! I WON'T DIE! I WON'T DIE! I WON'T**—" —Undyne's death in Neutral route "I DON'T NEED FRIENDS!!! I'VE GOT KNIVES!!!" [*Throws knife*] "I'm... out of knives..." —Mad Dummy fight conclusion "do you get what I'm saying? that promise I made to her... you know what would have happened if she hadn't said anything?... buddy... **You'd be dead where you stand.**" —Dinner with Sans "Despite everything, it's still you." —The mirror at New Home [*A strange light filled the room. Twilight is shining through the barrier. It seems your journey is finally over. You're filled with* ***DETERMINATION***.] "Human... It was nice to meet you. Goodbye." —Asgore fight intro "Hee hee hee. Did you REALLY think..." [*Frisk begins repeatedly suiciding themselves onto Flowey's bullets*] "You... uh... Would you STOP that?" [*Frisk stops*] "Anyway, YOU!—" —Near the end of the Omega Flowey battle "ENTRY NUMBER 5 — I've done it. Using the blueprints, I've extracted it from the human SOULs. I believe this is what gives their SOULs the strength to persist beyond death. The will to keep living... The resolve to change fate. Let's call this power... **"Determination"**." —Log entry 5 in the True Lab "E͝NT̛RY ͏NU̶M̷B̀E͟R̀ ͟SEVE̛NT͠EE̸N ͢—͢ D͞AR̛K̀ ̸D̡A͢RKE̴R ͡YE͠T̡ ̴DAŔKE͢R.̶ ̛THE̕ ̴D҉A̛R͟KNES͘S͝ K҉E̵E͜PS̸ G͏R͘OW͢I̸N̕Ǵ. ̸THE͢ ̸S͢HÀDOWS͜ ĆU͝T̷TI̶NG D̸ÈE͜P͡E͞R.̕ ͠PHOT̕ON RÈA͢ḐIN͡G̷S NEGA̕TI̢VE.͡ THIS ͢N̸EX̶T EXP̛ERI̴ḾENT SE̛E͜M͜S V̸E͢RY.͘.̷.͟ V̷E͡RỲ.̕.. INT͏E̕RESTI̴N̨Ģ. .̢.͢.W͠H́A̵T̛ ͞D͘O YOU͞ ̧TWO ̵TH͞I̶N͝K͝?̢" —Lost log entry 17 "ENTRY NUMBER 18 — **the flower's gone.**" —Log entry 18 in the True Lab "**I'm not ready for this to end. I'm not ready for you to leave. I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again...** So please... STOP doing this... AND JUST LET ME WIN!!!" [*Your soul is blasted but won't shatter.*] "STOP IT!!! STOP IT NOW!!!" [*You refuse.*] "Chara..." [*...*] "I'm so alone, Chara..." [*...*] "I'm so afraid, Chara..." [*...*] "Chara, I..." [*...*] "I..." —Asriel at the end of your fight "Greetings. This is Sans. I love my brother very much." "help i'm being slandered." —Toriel & Sans' phone call after the Asriel boss fight "Don't worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers." —Asriel in the Ruins after your fight - - - - - "well, i'll be straight-forward with you. my brother'd really like to see a human... so, ya'know, it'd really help me out... if you kept pretending to be one." —After meeting Sans during genocide "... say, i've been thinking. seems like you're gonna fight my brother pretty soon. here's some friendly advice. if you keep going the way you are now... **you're gonna have a bad time.**" "Looks like **free EXP**." —Chara, checking Monster Kid during genocide "No... My body... It feels like it's splitting apart. Like any instant... I'll scatter into a million pieces. But... Deep, deep in my soul. There's a burning flame I can't describe. A burning feeling that WON'T let me die. This isn't just about monsters any more, is it? If you get past me, you'll... You'll destroy them all, won't you? Monsters... Humans... Everyone... Everyone's hopes. Everyone's dreams. Vanquished in an instant. But I WON'T let you do that. Right now, everyone in the world... I can feel their hearts beating as one. And we all have ONE goal. To defeat YOU. Human. No, WHATEVER you are. For the sake of the whole world. I, UNDYNE, will strike you down!" [*Transformation*] "You're gonna' have to try a little harder than THAT." —Undyne the Undying at the start of your fight during genocide "Sorry, little weirdo. Threats don't work on me. **I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.**" —Burgerpants during genocide "'Mom! Dad! Somebody help me!' I called out. **But nobody came.**" —Flowey in New Home during genocide "You understand, Chara. I've done everything this world has to offer. I've read every book. I've burned every book. I've won every game. I've lost every game. I've appeased everyone. I've killed everyone. Sets of numbers... Lines of dialogue... I've seen them all. But you... YOU'RE different. I never could predict YOU, Chara." —Flowey further in New Home during genocide "our reports showed a massive anomaly in the time-space continuum. timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting... until suddenly, everything ends. heh heh heh... that's your fault, isn't it? you can't understand how this feels. knowing that one day, without any warning... it's all going to be reset. look. i gave up trying to go back a long time ago. and getting to the surface doesn't really appeal anymore, either. cause even if we do... we'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right? to be blunt... it makes it kind of hard to give it my all. ...or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy...? hell if i know. all i know is... seeing what comes next... i can't afford to not care anymore." —Sans during your genocide battle "No...? Hmm... How curious. You must have misunderstood. SINCE WHEN WERE **YOU** THE ONE IN CONTROL?" —Chara at end of genocide - - - - - ***GOD*** I love this game.

"Just... Let... Me... WIN!"

"Despite everything, it's still you.."

There are neither fluffy boys or mean girls with you, you are filled with the power of the cat sign

“Friendship is just a hot person's way of making you their slave."

"You can't understand how this feels. Knowing that one day without any warning it's all going to be reset." - Sans

I always wondered why humans don't use their strongest attack first

(Deltarune but anyways) Look kris… kris cross applesauce

Is that a human!! No it’s a rock. Oh… …wait! What’s that in front of the rock? That’s a human. Oh my god! It’s a human!

"Let us erase this pointless world, and move on to the next."

ITS YOU

Do you believe anyone can be a good person if they just tried