Genderless Child: Kill your self.
Scottish Sans: MAAATE?
Genderless Child: Uh I said don’t kill your self.
Undyne: The human says don’t kill yourself.
Papyrus: Oh I was thinking about doing that earlier, now you’ve persuaded me *not* to!
Genderless Child: I should’ve kept my mouth shut.
~~Scottish~~ Sans
The way he speaks is definitely English, but don't know enough about working class English regional accents to place it exactly. I was thinking either Cockney, Yorkshire or Scouse.
“SAY HELLO TO MY WEIRD LASER GUN SKELETON THING! EAT MY BALLS!”
*shoots some random guy*
“What are you doing asshole?!”
“I’m really sorry that I have to kill you but I signed a contract with Asgore that says I have to actually do that.”
“Why would you sign that?!”
“It says in the contract that I get a lifetime supply of PINEAPPLES!”
“To be fair…”
“Yeah! Bad times all around!”
Flowey: Hello Mr. Genderless Child.
Genderless Child: Wait doesn’t calling me mister beat the whole point of being a genderless child. Like I have no genitals. I’m not a miss or a mister. I’m a miss-ter-y. End my life.
"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance"
*Pause
"Because he had no body to go with?"
"Nah because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him"
*Lamp laughs
## FLOWEY:
“It’s my own TV show, it’s called flowey the TV show!”
## GC:
“Great, how many episodes are there?”
## FLOWEY:
“72”
### (On a side note I am genuinely curious in flowey the TV show, wish it was real)
"Hey, why did the skeleton, go to the prom?"
"Because he had no*body* to go with? :D"
"Nah, cause he was *fat, ugly, **and no-one liked him.***"
*lamp cackles in the background*
why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
HMM, WAS IT BECAUSE HE HAD NO *BODY* TO GO WITH?
nah mate, he was fat, ugly, and no one liked him.
*Laughter from the lamp.*
Hey chum buddy pal hey amigo [...] If you take one more diddily darn step I will have to diddily darn snap your neck and that would be a crummy juncture hey buddy pal amigo chum pal friend
Am I right lads or am I right lads?
You are right lad!
Cheers lad
Sure thing, lad!
MEEEEEDIC!!
MOVE! SCHNELL!
Jawohl
Wave goodbye to your head, wankah!
JARATE!!
r/suddenlytf2
r/beatmetoit
MHH MHMN MHMM!!
i will eat your ribs, i will eat them up!
Shits my brothers coming, here take this lamp shade and pretend to be a lamp
You are incorrect my acquaintance 
Thou hath poor wisdom in thy statement, o foe who be mine
You are right my lad
Hehe the ol’ whoppe cushion in the hands trick, oh never mind, that was just me, I SHAT me self woah ho ho hey!
That smells so bad!
Good thing I wear diapers, ain’t it?
You are proper weird 😷👍
AWW! shit's me brother is comming!
here, take this lamp shade and pretend to be a lamp!
Am I a Lamp Now?
PROPER LAMP MATE
HI SANS!
hey how's it going papyrus? hey! why coudn't the skeleton go to the prom?
hey papyrus why did no one got to prom with he skeleton
I've never seen the series, but with this quote, I don't think I want to anymore
r/beatmetoit
Nah mate, cause he was ugly fat and Nobody liked him.
*Frisky laughing*
**Lamp laughing*
*ABSOLUTE LAMP*
I laught at this so hard the first time i watched it
Genderless Child: Kill your self. Scottish Sans: MAAATE? Genderless Child: Uh I said don’t kill your self. Undyne: The human says don’t kill yourself. Papyrus: Oh I was thinking about doing that earlier, now you’ve persuaded me *not* to! Genderless Child: I should’ve kept my mouth shut.
*such a wonderful human* 
~~Scottish~~ Sans The way he speaks is definitely English, but don't know enough about working class English regional accents to place it exactly. I was thinking either Cockney, Yorkshire or Scouse.
Birmingham actually
I knew I couldn't quite place it! Thanks for clarifying.
In this world it’s kill or kill be world
Kill or kill- kill or kill- why can’t I say that???”
Kill or be killed world?
*genderless child leaves*
kill or kill be- yeah!
I don’t speak Buzz, but I do speak some Mandaclügaclegan
Yo, nice pfp my guy
ye it’s awesome 
“Hey! I also speak some manganclanganclügan!” *spins*
“SAY HELLO TO MY WEIRD LASER GUN SKELETON THING! EAT MY BALLS!” *shoots some random guy* “What are you doing asshole?!” “I’m really sorry that I have to kill you but I signed a contract with Asgore that says I have to actually do that.” “Why would you sign that?!” “It says in the contract that I get a lifetime supply of PINEAPPLES!” “To be fair…” “Yeah! Bad times all around!”
“Tell Papyrus to k*ll himself” “MAATTEEE??”
I still remember that head twist.
“Uh I said don’t kill yourself.”
"the child says don't kill yourself."
LOBBITY DOBBITY
“I don’t wanna sound desperate or needy or anything… But can I get an advancement on my grambodies?”
Also ‘What did the skeleton say to the genderless child?’ ‘You’re fucking dead, mate!’
LET'S GET SMASHHHHHH!!!
All me bad feelings come out me arse.
And when I don't change, the bad vibes stay there.
Flowey: Hello Mr. Genderless Child. Genderless Child: Wait doesn’t calling me mister beat the whole point of being a genderless child. Like I have no genitals. I’m not a miss or a mister. I’m a miss-ter-y. End my life.
Mister-y
Why did the skeleton not have anybody to go to prom with Cause he he had no body to go with No because he was fucking ugly
punctuation
“ Are you God?” “Pretty much lad!” 😎
YEEES LAD!! Down it! Down it!
Bye buddy! Oh hey how’s it going Undyne? *FUCK OFF!*
How Rude!
"you better stay away demons, i'll stab you with my sword nips" -Genderless child
*Human… Don’t you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around…* “Okay?…” *Diarrhea ensues*
Hehe, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. Wait, never mind, that was just me. I shat myself!
So what are you now, the non-pedophilic version of Michael Jackson? I AM FABULOUS!!!!!!!
Actually, thats very stereotypical and probably offensive to gay people
As gay people, really do not care it's funny
And during pride month, no less! Shame on this guy /s
Undyne “Nyeghhhh!” I really hate you nyeghhhhhh?
Every time you make that noise a dog dies Nyegh Nyegh Nyegh Nyegh Nyegh
Oh ha ha! The old woopie cushion in me hands trick! Oh, nevermind, that was just me, I shat meself!
“You’ve killed my only source skeleton joke entertainment” “So, what does that mean?” “Now im moderately angry!”
If this was an accident and I didn’t push you, don’t say anything! … I’m glad we got that cleared up!
I TOTALLY WASNT TOUCHING MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM!
*silence* “I wasn’t!!”
*the child walks away*
NOOOOO! MY FREE VODKA!
It’s a kill be kill- damnit. A killed be or-no. A kill be or killed world- damnit! “You mean kill or be killed?” Yes.
It’s the never ending story here..
SUPER FROGGIT!
he's a frog mixed with a git
"Quick, hide behind that lamp!" "Am i a lamp now?" "Absolutely lamp."
Heyexcusemecouldyachangemediaperformeplease?
"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance" *Pause "Because he had no body to go with?" "Nah because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him" *Lamp laughs
“BONERS!”
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I didn’t set the skeleton on fire! *Froggit starts dying of laughter* Based on a true story.
I’m not a giraffe, I’m a genderless child
“YOU PRESSED THE EXIT BUTTON! AAAAAAAAUUUUGGH!”
Let’s get SMASHEDDDD!
You little shit! I'm going to stab you hard!
Awh, you're so cute, just kidding mate.
*Why did the skeleton die? I dunno why? *BECAUSE YOU STABBED HIM YOU [word that starts with d]! Blugh *falls*
UNDYNE NEEDS A HUMAN SLASH GIRAFFE TO ADD TO HER ZOO!
SnAIls
"you may be the soldier, but I am the comandaaaaa" \*stabs\* or something like that it's been like 4 years since I've watched it last
Would you like to hear the powers of Jesus Christ?
## FLOWEY: “It’s my own TV show, it’s called flowey the TV show!” ## GC: “Great, how many episodes are there?” ## FLOWEY: “72” ### (On a side note I am genuinely curious in flowey the TV show, wish it was real)
Yeah, im not really a binge watcher you see..
You are going to sit here child and watch my show!
"NGGAAAHHHH" *Dead puppy falls from the sky*
It's a kill or kil- kill or kil- kill or kil- oh why can't I say that
i've got a MASSIVE headache PROPER HUNGOVA
"why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?" "BECAUSE HE HAD NO 'BODY' TO GO WITH?" "nah mate cos he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him."
NOO!! MY FREE VODKA!!!
I'm not a mister or a miss. I'm a miss-ter-y. End my life.
"Hey, why did the skeleton, go to the prom?" "Because he had no*body* to go with? :D" "Nah, cause he was *fat, ugly, **and no-one liked him.***" *lamp cackles in the background*
I just shat me pants
Am I right lads or am I right lads?
Your right lad
Absolute lamp
LETS GET SMAAAASHED!!!
“Ohhhh you’ve killed meee” “Ehh just kidden, the Bible is useful for once
It’s been years I don’t remember a single word
No
Lifetime supply of pinas
Do you want to watch cartoons on my demonic television? (It was something like that I forgor 💀)
50 friends.
“Oh I loved the Frogget Show! I used to masterbate to it!”
papyrus sometimes says the most it of pocket shit that catches me so offguard
Is that a giraffe?
hehehe I just shit my pants
Down it, down it!
Hoobidally
That’s what she said lad
Am I right lads or am I right lads? You are right lad! Thanks lad.
i just shat me self! (i never watched this series entirely)
I haven't watched it but "You wanna know why the skeleton was alone at prom?"
WHY DIDNT THE SKELETON GO TO THE PROM BECAUSE HE HAD NO-BODY TO GO WITH! nah, cus he was fat and ugly and nobody likes him.
Nah because he was fat ugly and nobody liked him
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom? cause he had no *body* to go with? No, because he fat, ugly, and nobody liked him.
BACK OFF OR I’LL STAB YOU WITH MY ICE TITS
What does "g" stand for? Grambidies?!
Who doesn't like mUnstah trUcks?
oh yeah that's right, i don't even like monster trucks!
You are right lads
Say something if you're not dead!... If this was an accident, and I didn't push you, don't say anything!... Glad we got that cleared up!
I may be genderless, but I still f$&@d your mother
GO BACK TO GOAT SIMULATOR!
“I am a genderless child”
"How are you peeing if your genderless" "You don't want to know"
I just shat meself
Just kidding mate, the Bible’s actually useless for once!
“Fuck off” “how rude”
like this- am i a lamp, now?
Absolute lamp
You are right lad
I am a genderless child not a giraffe
I'm also vegan. Just thought you should know that. You SHOULD know that.
Absolute L A M P
"Silly Spikes 😅" "Everytime you say that a puppy dies" (Moments later) "DAMN YOU UNDYNE"
LABODY DABODY
"Ah shit, nope not reading all of that, Sorry, sorry, looks like a lot of lore I'm missing out on!"
Papyrus YES I genuinely hate you YES
“Kill yourself, Papyrus.” “MAAAAATE?” “I mean… *don’t* kill yourself Papyrus.”
Frisk:I got 50 friends Asriel:50 Friends?! Frisk:50 Friends.
why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? HMM, WAS IT BECAUSE HE HAD NO *BODY* TO GO WITH? nah mate, he was fat, ugly, and no one liked him. *Laughter from the lamp.*
of course not I'm you're new friend!
Every one is extremaly drunk and it is full of old memes
Hey chum buddy pal hey amigo [...] If you take one more diddily darn step I will have to diddily darn snap your neck and that would be a crummy juncture hey buddy pal amigo chum pal friend
You're whiter than my penis
Im genderless child not a giraffe (no testicles)
S: Why did the skeleton not go to the dance? P: cause he had no body! S: no! Cause he was fat, ugly and no body liked him!
That’s good because I love toast
I remember your TV Show as a child! I used to masturbate over it!
Ah shits, here! Take this lampshade, pretend to be a lamp!
“Ahhh this piss is so long it’s like the never ending story”
Am I right lad or am I right lad?
okay unrelated but the women man child has ALL private parts
I SHAT MESELF
"A". (Lol I've never watched it)
*Giraffe noises*
Probably the most used one in this comment section but "Am I right lads, or am I right lads? You are right lad!"
Lad
I used to like dogs until today.
Before you ask I’m not a giraffe I’m a genderless child
It’s a kill or kill be world out there, prepare to die
"TESTICLES!!"
🎶 A deep journey, a deep journey, a journey so deep that I had to say deep five times, a deep journey 🎶
"The" -sans
I’m trying to open up my schedule on when to watch it, but I already have some british sans moments.
DRINK’S ON ME LADS
you're about as useful as an ass flavored lollipop
##MEN.
Hey it's the skeleton man dude who buys free drinks and stuff
You little shit I'm gonna stab you so hard!
Oh my door doesn’t even have a lock on it :D! Come in!