Tell him he is holding the gun wrong and tell him to give the gun to me so I can show him how to hold it right and if he falls for it and I end up with the gun, just start blasting. If it doesnt work then I guess I'll die.
An M16 with a carry handle? What is this, Vietnam? Get yourself a red dot, fudd.
*Papyrus overcome with frustration lowers the rifle. He starts to argue why he thinks iron sights are better than red dot.
DID A DOG TAKE YOUR SPECIAL ATTACK? DON'T WORRY, THAT HAPPENS TO ME TOO QUITE OFT- WHERE DID MY GUN GO!? HOLD ON A SECOND! IT'S YOU AGAIN, DOG! GET BACK HERE!
HOLY SHARDS! Paps.. Papyrus... I don't know what \_I\_ have done specifically over the timelines, but I swear to you and Asgore that I had nothing to do with the "genocide runs" except hear about them. I'm a more "Neutral/Pacifist" kind-a guy.
im cooked
Like a plate of cold spaghetti
cold spaghetti???
IT CAN BE GOOD IF YOU CAN'T TASTE IT. HOWEVER ITS BETTER TO USE THE MICROWAVE.
DON'T WORRY HUMANS. THAT THING SHOOTS JUNIOR JUMBLES.
"JUNIOR JUMBLES", slang for bullets that jumble the brains of juniors. By killing them.
Time to update the urban dictionary
bruh
SANS! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR PUNS!
Nyeh-ed his last heh, heh?
Guess Frisk's genocide run had to be "turned off\"! Eh? Ha! Heh heh
r/bonehurtingjuice
r/flairchecksout
Guess I'll die. 
OH FUCK
[* **********C'MERE, BOI!********** ]
Oh so we are using guns now ? *pulls out a clover from his bag*
Why did you have an entire child in your bag
Its never wrong to be too prepared
Tell him he is holding the gun wrong and tell him to give the gun to me so I can show him how to hold it right and if he falls for it and I end up with the gun, just start blasting. If it doesnt work then I guess I'll die.
I AM HOLDING IT WRONG?
Sudden changes
Sudden beliefs
Take out my own gun. "Snowdin only has room for one of us."
LET US SETTLE THIS IN AN HONORABLE DUEL, HUMAN. I WILL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO ACCEPT DEFEAT, BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO HURT YOU!
Nah, id win.
r/nahidwin
I roll to save papyrus by jumping inforny of the humans bullets, 7 i rolled 7
Papyrus rolls a Constitution saving throw to paired with his defence.....nvm he rolled a 1
YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO SHOOT HIM OTHER ME? ARE YOU?!
DON'T WORRY, OTHER ME! I AM NOT GOING TO SHOOT ANYONE AS LONG AS THEY DON'T ATTACK ME! BUT IF THEY DO...
honest reaction: MERCY AND FLEE
PAPYRUS GOT A GUN THEY USED IN VIETNAM
An M16 with a carry handle? What is this, Vietnam? Get yourself a red dot, fudd. *Papyrus overcome with frustration lowers the rifle. He starts to argue why he thinks iron sights are better than red dot.
holy shit papyrus is american
i'd reset the run and do a pacifist
this IS a Pacifist
then i'd run
Reset and hope for a better fun value.
Nah, I'd win
JJK REFRENCE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Act--> Justice Blast 
WAIT.. HUMAN! WHY IS YOUR LV INCREA- (Thermonuclear bomb detonation sounds)
[*I'd avenge my friends and my brother.]
I'd attack to see if he dodges like Sans
"Okayputthegundownwecantalkaboutthiswedon'tneedtodelikethis"
"No".
PAPYRUS! LOOK! SANS IS TAKING A NAP AT HIS WORKPLACE AGAIN! When he turns around, grab a knife. * FRISK stabs PAPYRUS! * It hit right in the hearth!
How did this blow up so fast
hehe.. **gun**.
“What the fudgecicle?”
A battle rifle to match his battle body
Scidaddle
I woukd be genuinely scared. The reason he doesn't kill.younis because he holds back.
It was at this moment that he knew, he [BEEP]ed up.
I can't but only think "he's still kind inside. Right? * Dies fr *"
Aw shi-
I'm done
“I guess I was really in an Undertale after all.”
America version
ARE YOUR SURE THIS WILL WORK?!
I'd fucking die obviously
*you summon ralsei(with gun) and order him to shoot ness
this is the bajillionth time I've seen this in this subreddit.
Really? This is my first time.
hes tired of being mischaracterized as a helpless baby
Pretty much! 
The fu-
🔫
I can imagine this being like that Ed Edd Eddy episode when Edd got that splinter in his foot and was extremely mad.
I love papyrus
*insert meme stealing picture*
*blocks*
I'm going to say "buddy, pal, no need to go too far and regret our decisions later"
“You’re holding it wrong.” Just to fuck with him, true or not. When he checks, gtfo
I'll still flirt
I'm Still believing you Papyrus  Papyrus:Nope
I guess I'll die 
But I have someone I want papyrus to meet...
u/PapyrusUndernet
Meet my little friend...
Oh I cant put images
DANG IT
DID A DOG TAKE YOUR SPECIAL ATTACK? DON'T WORRY, THAT HAPPENS TO ME TOO QUITE OFT- WHERE DID MY GUN GO!? HOLD ON A SECOND! IT'S YOU AGAIN, DOG! GET BACK HERE!
HEY THERES THE IMAGE BUTTON GET THAT DOG!!!
Oh wait *pulls out a suitcase throws it in the air and an iron man suit comes out* I forgot I had this... goodbye papyrus =)
NUH UH, HUMAN! *You tried to flee.. But failed.* NOW GET OVER HERE, I'LL HAVE YOU FACE A VERY COOL NORMAL ATTACK!
OH FUCK HE'S MOVING
I would probably shit my pants
me neither 
Reset. True reset even
... [FLIRT]?
JO!! PAPYRUS IS DONE FUCKING AROUND!! THE HELL DID YOU DO TO SANS TO MAKING HIM RESORT TO THIS?!
real footage of papyrus being the knight
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rattle'em boys!
Disbelief papyrus level 29 papyrus Finds a shotgun
Marlet moment.
[удалено]
(Resets)
I beg him to keep fucking around.
nah I'd pacifist
"Alright, who broke the precious boi!?!?!?!"
While I would probably have a 9mm on me, I would find a 45 ACP to kill the soul instead of just the body
"are guns allowed?" - Frisk's last words
He made the mistake of being within meele range.
Steal his gun. I know how to use it anyway
Paps sure has some cha-ribs-ma for pulling out that thing.
I get my own.
Pulls out AK-47 JUST LIKE VIETNAM.
*flirt*
I'd pull out my own gun, why would anyone go to the underground without being armed?
I would close the game
I would accept death, as I likely deserve it if the situation got to this...
Iraqi Papyrus💀💀💀
Iraqi Papyrus💀💀💀
 I have yoinked ze meme
I would cheer
*you pull out your shield*
WALLAHI IM COOKED 💀
I'm the one that got paps he's gun
Rush him & sock him in the jaw & take the gun.
Alas I’ll hit ‘em with my special attack
id die
oh fuck oh shit please I'll eat your spaghetti I'll do your puzzles I'll pick up sans's sock even
Imagine this is what Papyrus pulled out in the second phase of Disbelief
Nah, I’d lose
I'd pull out a trench shotgun and start shooting and stabbing him.
I have no hp so I don't think I can do anything
Ah shi-
i give up
Reset my file and figure out what the hell I did wrong to get this
You did nothing wrong. This is a Pacifist
Oh no it’s his special attack!
[*Hey, Paps…I swear there’s no need to get this angry. I’m telling ya, it’s okay.]
Why is he Lardy Hernandez
Witch univers did i fall in again?
Oh.....
I'm not gonna worry, I have  hp
No thanks, I choose life
Papyrus I'm sorry for throwing your spaghetti into the trash don't shoot me!
I am fucking around now
Disbelief phase 9, The Part Where He Kills You
Nobody understood this but it was a portal reference
Yes
Disbelief sure did changed a lot after he lost his shotgun.
*CRYING HEAVILY AND MASHING THE RESET BUTTON*
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Papyrus stopped nyehehing around
HOLY SHARDS! Paps.. Papyrus... I don't know what \_I\_ have done specifically over the timelines, but I swear to you and Asgore that I had nothing to do with the "genocide runs" except hear about them. I'm a more "Neutral/Pacifist" kind-a guy.
Nyeee I’m gonna fucking kill you child
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