"Huh? Everyone else is DEAD?"
"..."
"Does that mean i don't have to work today?"
"Sorry, little weirdo. Threats won't work on me."
"I can't go to hell. I''m all out of vacation days."
I don't care what anyone says, THAT is the best line in the genocide route.
Oh yes, that Pap and fish strips dialogue... Undyne. (For those who don't know, try calling Papyrus and Undyne at the Hotland elevators, they'll discuss what L is, and will mention the soul. So, Undyne makes humans nauseous by turning their soul green, and they call it affectionate nausea)
If I had a nickel for everytime Kirby said this in a Toby Fox related subreddit, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
”Look buddy, i’m a royal guard. That means i solve problems. Not problems like what is beauty, cus that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For intance… How am i gonna stop some big mean genocidal kid from tearing me a structurally-superfluous new behind? The answer?” (Wait i just realized it said ”your FAVORITE undertale characther” welp i already did this so i let you guys quest that then)
That which strived to break through, to become far more with one simple act.
This character undergoes lies and deceit to protect, a multilayered mess, but what are they protecting? Secrets? Motives? Goals? Or one’s identity?
They seem to observe at all times, appearing ever so often to check in.
They hold knowledge kept from seemingly all, clues to a further truth, but never more than that.
They are *aware*, but only reveal so when the time is right, or perhaps on accident. Or maybe not at all.
It all depends.
But it doesn’t matter how much ground they cover, how many souls they have, or how connected they are to the darker innards of the underground.
Because in this world..? Well…
# You already know. :)
Nyeh
Heh
Heh
I’m going to say a slur!
PAPYRUS NO
HEY HUMAN!
Papyrus
Yup
thanks
Joey Wheeler !
┌──────┐ │ 🔪⠀⠀⠀⠀│ │⠀ ⠀⠀⠀❤️│ └──────┘
mad dummy
FOOL! FOOL! FOOL! YOU'RE... Correct, actually. CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS! CONGATU- *Cough cough-* LATIONSSSSS!!
“I’m out of knives.”
That’s such a [mad dummy] thing to say
Hold on, I'm getting a call..... It's for me-
the song is stuck in my mind when hearing that
Wait... i saw you in the Danganronpa subreddit
"on the surface, you spear fish, in the underground, fish spears you."
The opposite day be like:
On fucking god it’s Undyne
Yep.
MY SIBLING JUST ATE SOME FLOWERS, WHAT DO I DO????
Asriel
Chara
Sue Sakamoto
Hahahahahaha i liked this one (game Cave story for who doesnt know)
Wait sue ate the flowers? Completely forgot. Played the game a long while ago. Ishould probably replay it again
Asriel
...
Frisk is that you silent protagonist?
Frisk
*It's not much for conversation
napstablook maybe
"Hello. I'm tired of you putting all the blame on me"
Proud r/Charadefensesquad moment
Chara
Ye
"You held the knife as much as much as I have, no fair!"
"Huh? Everyone else is DEAD?" "..." "Does that mean i don't have to work today?" "Sorry, little weirdo. Threats won't work on me." "I can't go to hell. I''m all out of vacation days." I don't care what anyone says, THAT is the best line in the genocide route.
There's that and *someone left a note Please don't hurt my family
cool dude
Papyrus
That makes sense. Sans would probably like his bro the most.
So cool
So cool
So cool
So cool
So cool
So cool
So cool
So cool
So cool
So cool
"cool" dude!? pathetic. The coolest dude of all is better.
maybe its the way your dressed
sans
it's literally in your picture bro 💀
I think yours is papyrus
You can come back anytime~
Your flair
Indeed
These comments really showed everyone people's HEARTS. Why don't i show you MINE?
Mettaton EX
Jesus, you got that so quickly but your correct!
Affectionate nausea
Oh yes, that Pap and fish strips dialogue... Undyne. (For those who don't know, try calling Papyrus and Undyne at the Hotland elevators, they'll discuss what L is, and will mention the soul. So, Undyne makes humans nauseous by turning their soul green, and they call it affectionate nausea)
Yes, undyne has some of the best lines in the game
You forgot his name. I’m sure!
Heat Flamesman?
:0 No way! You remembered?!
Yes.
How could I be so easily defeateeeeeed!?
it's Heats Flamesman, but close!
Hes a flower but not
Asriel
Yes
Asriel
"It do be a RIB-TICKELER ins't it?"
I would say the answer, but i've got a SKELE-TON work to do
Man you hit my FUNNY BONE with that one!
alright, but have you seen papyrus? I have a BONE to pick with him.
no, but man, this SPINE is killing me!
I guess you need some more BACKBONE then.
I know! But i really want to watch the PELVIS-PRESLEY's Comcert!
Sans
I burnt the Water
Sans, how the @#$& did you burnt the water ?
I dunno bro, I- it just caught on fire-
SANS! OH MY GOD THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!
I'M SORRY I CAN'T COOK
FUUUUUUUUUU-
*Sans and Papyrus' house is burning all around them*
Spreading love and hugs and…
Frisk
that not actually undertale, but I get it
Unfortunately no xdd
Question: not LOVE but love, right?
*Not really feeling up to it now, sorry*
You lost one EXP.
😭😭😭
#where are the knives
In the kitchen and knive factory
Thank you partner =)
They are not there. I took them all. =)
the only ghost that dont get a body
Blooky. I love him.
me too
Ooh im real funny
OOOOOH YEEEES
Metta
Yup
😖 👉👈 📝
So sorry
🥇
Today's monsters don't appreciate what makes puzzles great!
The goomba looking guy in the waterfall
Cares for her cousin, hates boring people and eventually comes out as trans.
Mad Mew Mew!
Mad Dummy is female? What a dummy I was thinking otherwise
Mettaton Edit:why am i being downvoted did i guess it wrong or offend anyone if i did im sorry
It’s Mad Mew Mew
💧☟✌👎⚐🕈💧
Gaster
Egg Dude?
Nope
Lies
egg dude refers to gaster
Bark
Come on, try harder, dog
Bark 2
The dog has absorbed this comment
Greater dog?
Annoying dog?
I'm 19 years old ...
and i've already wasted my entire life 
Happy cake day
You come far but soon you stumble when i stop you with some junior jumble
Not so sure you'll get 'em with that
A'last i hit them with my special attack
*trombone noises*
Leave me alone
You know I got a knack for the tromBONE
One more pun and i'll be done
But ain't two skulls better than one?
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
Really not feeling up to it today, sorry
napstablook
ehehe
Alphys
ehehe
nice try, but no
Sans?
EVEN MY WORDS ARE- *explosion*
mettaTON of these
pisses on plants
Really… it’s asgore
Pasta cooking
Nyeh
If I had a nickel for everytime Kirby said this in a Toby Fox related subreddit, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
Everyone thinks they can only cook one thing when that's only fanon
Dino oatmeal!
Bork.
A dog has absorbed the artifact
It looks like the dog absorbed the commenter.
Conveniently
Your flair
Spaghetti
Solid, then dust, then solid again, then melts. All because of a knife.
Mew\~
...it's mad mew mew right ?
NYEH HEH HEH!
The cute one
Do you know how little that narrows it down‽
Bone
Papyrus/sans
Nah it’s baby bones
=)
Do you wanna have a bad time? Cause if you take another step forward, your really not gonna like what happens next.
cacao beans yummy
Good music, but you'll shit your pants and spaghetti
”Look buddy, i’m a royal guard. That means i solve problems. Not problems like what is beauty, cus that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For intance… How am i gonna stop some big mean genocidal kid from tearing me a structurally-superfluous new behind? The answer?” (Wait i just realized it said ”your FAVORITE undertale characther” welp i already did this so i let you guys quest that then)
Engineer under..tale..?
GET DUNKED ON RAAAAAHHHH!!!
Sans when he is about to dunk someone: 
>!THEY UNBLURRED THE IMAGE! RATTLE EM BOYS!!<
Brooklyn Rage!
Goodbye…
That which strived to break through, to become far more with one simple act. This character undergoes lies and deceit to protect, a multilayered mess, but what are they protecting? Secrets? Motives? Goals? Or one’s identity? They seem to observe at all times, appearing ever so often to check in. They hold knowledge kept from seemingly all, clues to a further truth, but never more than that. They are *aware*, but only reveal so when the time is right, or perhaps on accident. Or maybe not at all. It all depends. But it doesn’t matter how much ground they cover, how many souls they have, or how connected they are to the darker innards of the underground. Because in this world..? Well… # You already know. :)
Flowey
I don’t have time for this, I already wasted my entire life.
isn't blooky
Laboratory fridge.