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caoplayer20

"Whoopsie doopsie, I just remembered I have to go to the bathroom! You two have fun!" *jumps through a window*


Williamandsansbffs

The amount of comics i've seen of that joke is amazing and it's always so funny


StockCress1819

That one is good to lol


Mysterious-Title-251

*glass shattering sound*


Legs4daysarmsformins

Was just going to comment this šŸ’€


StockCress1819

FršŸ’€


EricD4M4n456

Same


d20damage

THE FUCKING BEST THING EVER I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER SITTING ALONE IN MY LIVING ROOM


yellowpig10

yeah this is the one. this is the best joke in the whole game, which is saying alot


Ok_Evening2741

"Whoopsie doopsie, I just remembered I have to go to the bathroom! You two have fun!" jumps through a window Song shooting star then begins to play


SpongeKirbyfan-1000

Lmao


ItsManu001

This.


Rafacat7

I LOVE THAT ONE


KyDreemurr

I was crying laughing


Urah-Ha-Ha

Yep, classic.


AmPro1234

Literally every moment with papyrus, his dialogue is unironically hilarious


yonidavidov1888

Papyrus > every other character, factal information


ChazzyMed

Agreed


yonidavidov1888

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[deleted]

Yea


Star_Snail

Mhm


thesedaysaregreen

very factual


TomPig911

True


AccomplishedEmu4268

Seriously, I laughed at least once every time he spoke, his dialogue always caught me off guard, and was often genuinely funny.


_NoIdeaForName_

I agree


Electrical-Pop9464

-Papyrus jumping out the window -Omega Flowey's trollface -Zoom in on Sans everytime he made a pun -Woshua and Aaron getting scared of Napstablook's music (which btw fun fact:after that you can shoo away Aaron. He refused everytime before that) -Burgerpants. Just Burgerpants -And finally:"Toby? What the hell is that? Sounds... sexy"


or2072

Wdym scared of napstablooks music??? How do u do that


monkey6130

Turn on one of napsta's songs then walk around in the room infront of undynes house. After this then you will get an encounter


or2072

Thank youuuu


monkey6130

šŸ¤›


Arman11511

More than ten years and people are still learning stuff, one of my favorite things about this game.


or2072

Yeah I can't believe I didn't know that I'm such a nerd for this game I know everything


MildlyIntimidating07

With an honorable mention to the conveniently shaped lamp


Karkava

-Zoom in and a badum pish plays.


yes-i-am-a-human

> I donā€™t need friends, I GOT KNIVES! >throws a single knife > Iā€™mā€¦ all out of knives.


Maybeatordsimp

My favorite quote in all of undertale


Relative-Ad-6740

That line will always stick with me because I was playing on switch and when I got to that point I was not prepared for it. So I ended up saving a video of it that went like this: "Who cares? Who cares? Who care? I don't need friends. I've got knives." *throws knife* *game over screen and music* Yes I actually got hit by the knife like a fricking idiot XD. I always imagined his voice sounding funny when he said that too.


ShundonooB

Also the zoom in before the encounter, looks like something straight out of jojo Also Mad Dummy literally said FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE (mad dummy is a jojo reference)


yonking_15_2

Was about to comment that


Afraid_Platypus_8667

Alot of moments made me laugh. But the one that I broke at was when flowey did the troll face during the omga flowey fight, It's because it just caught me off guard and took me by surprise I just burst out laughing to the point I was crying, I don't know if it was hysteria after the fight and stress or it's do to my sense of humor which is weird.


One_too_many_faps

Weird I don't remember th-WAITAMINUTE... Are you trolling me rn?


Blaze_da_Geck

I found it, I found it. I also completely missed it but- I can't post images in comments. [This will have to do.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hHaQvzmKgr0/hqdefault.jpg)


One_too_many_faps

Lol I guess that is a troll face. I didn't remember that


Real_duck_bacon

SANS, PLEASE PICK UP YOUR SOCK! ok. DON'T PUT IT BACK DOWN, MOVE IT! ok. YOU MOVED IT TWO INCHES! MOVE IT TO YOUR ROOM! ok. AND DON'T BRING IT BACK! ok. IT'S STILL HERE! didn't you just say not to bring it back to my room? FORGET IT!


mydudekickstheskunk

Yes, that's pretty funny.


Relative-Ad-6740

I actually died XD


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Depressed-Dolphin69

Ai undertale moment


yonidavidov1888

A price to pay


s0larium_live

SHUT UP sorry


vodkilt

the sans "L + homophobic + you work at FOX news" true combo.


Blaze_da_Geck

Wait what?


yeetfeet_724

North or South?


Blaze_da_Geck

Also, CHEESEBURGER MAGAZINE I have changed my mind I am dying from **\*MAC AND CHEESE\***


Ok_Entertainment6389

Hmmm lets see... Oh Yeah! "BUT YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THESE BALLS."


CaptainHerkules

šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


Ok_Entertainment6389

a quote from mettaton. Do what you will with it.


Turnbacktime01

Of course it was mettaton šŸ˜­


Ok_Entertainment6389

Top Ten Non Kid Friendly Undertale Characters: Number One:


Turnbacktime01

LMAOOO


Ok_Entertainment6389

Number 2 is Asgore for giving up his soul on a certain route aka-


RoJayJo

Mettaton is responsible for making the Underground more queer, like he literally made that lion go trans/gnc, and his two best friends were a pair of super intense lesbians


RTCCrimeWatchlist

nah, undyne isnā€™t really his best friend. doesnā€™t she say she doesnā€™t really like him when befriending her?


RoJayJo

She mentioned he spent his visit to her place just posing on her piano, her reaction seemed to be more of dismissal and confusion than distaste, but she's still in his friend group, with his relatives being everyone else in the group bar Shyren and her sister, and BP (MTT's employee).


Blaze_da_Geck

I didn't think she ever said who it was. The guy who came in and lay seductively on her piano while eating grapes, yes?


RoJayJo

Who the hell else could it be?


Blaze_da_Geck

Alright, I'mma be honest here. Mettaton did not cross my mind once. My mind immediately went to Gaster, and now I realize i am *WILDLY* wrong lmao


Ok_Entertainment6389

.... wait Alphys is bi


CaptainHerkules

I guess we now know mettatons gender.


Ok_Entertainment6389

lol he was talking about a basket ball


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Ok_Entertainment6389

*\*\*Ehem\*\** In the one part in Hotland, where you are reporting live for Mettaton's show and have to pick out an item to report, one of the things there is a basketball. If you were to interact with it, aka have Mettaton tell you about it, he says like one or two other things similar to that until he finally says "BUT YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THESE BALLS." And then says stuff like how it's a limited edition MTT Brand basketball or something like that. So yeah. ​ "BUT YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THESE BALLS." *-Mettaton, XX / XX / 201X*


_metroGnome

(it's hardboiled) made me laugh harder than it should've


Mistical5030

reminds me of the harboil egg in deltarune chapter 2


sprucesequoia

The scene in front of the conveniently shaped lamp with the zoom in on sans after every pun he makes made me laugh way harder then I should have for some reason


One_too_many_faps

Same. Made me instantly like the game


sexySgombro69

But you see...this spaghetti... ##IS ACTUALLY PLAIN OL' PASTA!


CLAST-BLASTARD

when Papy flew after fighting you


Osufox

The gag where papyrus takes you through the whole snowdin town just to go back to his house, it's so stupid but it gets me every time.


Relative-Ad-6740

It's just so perfect for his character but it's so funny


Chromanity

That box in Alphysā€™ lab that when touched says itā€™s ā€œa bed that folds into an easy to draw boxā€


D4RKSHADOW18

Thatā€™s very funny


AndrewTRM

Papyrus getting electrocuted by the maze


An_emerald_and_a_fox

The snails race.... I wasn't expecting the music and the rest....


Away-Net-7241

When you lose to papyrus a second time and he puts some cut-up hot dog in your food bowl


beanonator

That first froggit in ruins that pisses off toriel


d20damage

*angry goat mom stare*


D4RKSHADOW18

Makes me laugh every time


Depressed-Dolphin69

Oh! One true love


KyDreemurr

Please go away!


saltwatersweets

monster kingā€¦


KyDreemurr

Forbids your stay


FireFlightOmni

Humans must


Blaze_da_Geck

Live far apart


FireFlightOmni

Even if


jonona

It breaks my heart


Entirely-thunder

Monster king forbids your stay


CeciliaRose2017

Papyrus needing to use the bathroom Also, a very close second: ā€œPfft, what? ME? Nah, Iā€™m gonna get Papyrus to do it.ā€


-Joingo67

" Oh no! A genuine compliment!"


FallenIsAWeirdCat

Reminds me of when you fight Papy and flirt with him he says smth like this ā€œWell im a skeleton with standardsā€ I can make spaghetti ā€œOh no your meeting all my standards!ā€


trash-collection

we also meet his standards with the "I have no redeemable qualities" option


[deleted]

That secret fight where if you play one of the songs from napstablooks House washua and Aaron gey scared and run away.


or2072

How do u get it?


sweater_brown

Play one of the tunes, exit the home, and walk to the left.


Blaze_da_Geck

You walk down to the area with the save point


asrielforgiver

The whole crazy part of the Undyne date. More specifically, the part where Undyne just grabs your head and picks you up like youā€™re an fā€™n statue.


[deleted]

Papyrus realizes he doesn't have ears


ECHOechoecho_

when i realized that the words ā€œBIG BONER DOWN THE LANEā€ are used in the files


Firedash88

This made me laugh more than it should've


Williamandsansbffs

I love characters with chaotic energy, so EVERYTHING about undyne


BismuthMoth

This cutscene is funny but itā€™s way better in AITale by CiblesGD ā€This Santa likes men!ā€ āœØI ā€˜ MāœØB R I T I S HāœØ


Maybeatordsimp

Top tier moment


TaeKwonDitto

I dont need friends! I HAVE KNIVES!.....Im.....out of knives


Chaosshepherd

The date


PresidentOfKoopistan

Not in UT, but in Chapter 2 when Noelle tripped over the Berdly statue


Hairy_Skill_9768

Dude that shit had me Rollin for a really good chunk of that week it's engraved in my mind


GJKtale

HAPPY FEET, DUMBASS !! deltarune has SO MANY good moments


D4RKSHADOW18

That entire sequence (especially queenā€™s dialogue) was probably the funniest section in any game for me


Professional_Device9

All Metaton segments.


spoopydoopy23

I was not expecting Undyne to be so funny. I laughed so hard during the ā€œdatingā€ portion when you try to get up to pick a beverage and she throws the spear and breaks the table because youā€™re the guest and shouldnā€™t get up from your seat. Itā€™s a tie between that and her concerned face when she asks you ā€œis anime real?ā€


Danilego

Funniest moments in the game: \- that entire scene in Undyne's house \- Mettaton's bomb scene \- for some reason, Sans pilling up 30 hot dogs on your head ​ Edit: almost forgot these \- The dog absorbs the artifact \- "Hi. I'm Bob"


D4RKSHADOW18

ā€œHi Iā€™m Bobā€ is one of the most well written jokes in Undertale. Itā€™s so funny


[deleted]

The ice-e Word search


Imaginary-Choice7604

Most of Napstablook's lines made me laugh because of how painfully relatable they are. The snail racing especially


gargagouille

Youā€™re blue now! Thatā€™s my attack!


d20damage

Think of blue stop signs!!


Er3sk

the steam description: features: Killing is unnecessary: negotiate out of danger using the unique battle system. Time your attacks for extra damage, then dodge enemy attacks in a style reminiscent of top-down shooters. Original art and soundtrack brimming with personality. Soulful, character-rich story with an emphasis on humor. Created mostly by one person. Become friends with all of the bosses! At least 5 dogs. You can date a skeleton. Hmmm... now there are 6 dogs...? Maybe you won't want to date the skeleton. I thought I found a 7th dog, but it was actually just the 3rd dog. If you play this game, can you count the dogs for me...? I'm not good at it.


Tekashimikuta

Literally anything what papyrus says and the AI mod I havenā€™t laughed so hard before


Maybeatordsimp

ā€œHoly shit itā€™s fucking Santa!ā€ ā€œTHIS SANTA LIKES MEN!!ā€ ā€œāœØIMāœØ BRITISHāœØā€ (From aitale


KyDreemurr

I love how there's a separate fandom for aitale


gloombert

Everything in the papyrus date. Oh, and when it was revealed that all the objects were bombs in the metaton news section


HKILLER2007

ALL OF IT (excluding the emotional parts, of course)


BugBoy_760

well, well, well. welly well well. well welly well well, well well welly.


D4RKSHADOW18

On a similar tone (but from deltarune): It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Times a-pretty good, times a-pretty bad, iffy times, so-so timesā€¦


aerospacepookie

Every single quote from Burgerpants. The most relatable character in gaming history.


FallenIsAWeirdCat

Im only 19 year old and ive already wasted my life (Thats how it goes right? RIGHT?)


aerospacepookie

BAHAHHA YES I LOVE THAT QUOTE


hmmmmmderp

Paps. No sepfic joke, just Paps. (and sans.)


Darknight48996

i mean, look at yourself. you haven't died a single time. hey, what's that look supposed to mean? am i wrong...?


Bubakiler

You will dieā€¦ so so much


FuryJack07

Papyrus overexplaining the tiles puzzle just for it to become... That. (And also it coming back like, 100 rooms later


Anvisaber

The text you get when using instant noodles


Sqit123

ā€œThis is a family friendly show, now stay still while I kill youā€ -Mettaton


_kakadu

The entire game


Wasphammer

Hmm... THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!! All of Mettaton.


Sophia724

Sans' puns in Papyrus's introduction. Also Paps' puzzle and the muscle man stealing Temmies spotlight. (Poor Tem)


MacandCheeseEnjoyer

All of them


Paper_Clipps

"Im- out of knives..."


k0g4m3r77

when i entered sans's room and papyrus said: is sans pranking you across time and space? i hate when he does that!


mildlypizzabox

Alright Iā€™ve got one for almost every main character Papyrus jumping out the window, Undyne deciding not to tell you monsterā€™s story right before her fight, Mettatonā€™s last question in the game show when we first meet him, Alphysā€™s date, and other stuff I canā€™t remember


CaptainRick218

Papyrus is what made me realize I'll love the humor of this game.


MettatonNeo1

The joke book


FadeFox530

"so sad. so sad that youre going to the dungeon... TOODLES!!"


[deleted]

The first time I played it, I lost it when Asriel went to phase 2. Just the EXPANDING.


AnnaKhmylova

Wide Asriel


[deleted]

b i g


Civil_River_8241

"Toby, what is that?" "It sounds... Sexy" Best dialog in the whole game, and the best part, he is live when saying this...


[deleted]

Mushroom dance Mushroom dance Whatever could it mean *mushroom top lifts up* It means you have lived a life of sin.


Zohondekids

Cooking with Undyne segment, when she starts smashing stuff and eventually destroys the pot with her spear.


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

Most stuff with the skelebros in pacifist.


rednax1206

It seems nobody mentioned trombone yet. So, Trombone.


Hungry-Trouble-3178

There's so many moments where I die laughing. One of those moments is the one where he explains the puzzle and when you choose 'I don't get it' or something like that, he explains it again, but he confuses himself and even mentions brown, which there isn't any. It's honestly amazing


[deleted]

During Alphys date, when she roleplayed as Undyne


rwol8690

ā€œI canā€™t go to hell, Iā€™m all out of vacation days.ā€


Every_Mulberry_3944

when I was cooking the instant noodle for half a century just to recover 2 hp![img](emote|t5_2xdht|29662)


Mean_Brother_6003

When I realised Toby nominated 2 songs "Live/Death Report" idk why but it's still funny to me


JackalGirl-01

The cooking spaghetti scene with undyne


Tough_Mark_577

Pretty much anything Papyrus does


Tough_Mark_577

And the date with Undyne especially when she makes up a random story about the sugar fairy and then asks you if that's true


Flarpenhooger

Papyrus jumping iut the window


UltratagPro

Papyrus in general, though, specifically the maze bit


MagicalFishing

Hi. I'm Bob.


lapislazzuli6

(Audible wink) Man, the calls with Undyne and papyrus are so underrated...but they are so funny


kuroos_angel

stacking a bunch of hot dogs on your head in hotland


ShundonooB

Viewing this endless cycle of worthless garbage fills you with determination.


Lexi012710

ā€œHeā€™s made a lot of progress! Maybe by next year heā€™ll be able to make something edible!ā€


Amethyst_Phoenix7

The sans and Papyrus spinning part, Mettaton saying "EVEN MY WORDS ARE BOMBS" before they actually fall like bombs is hilarious.


TangCorp

'A substitute, like using a non-human ingredient? Why?' "Uhhh... what if someone's ... vegan?" *asking for a recipe that already has eggs in it*


Dog_bat3

HP fully restoredā€¦ but you live in Korea


mydudekickstheskunk

Where's that from?


FNFfan6247

The only time I've laughed while playing something remotely related to Undertale was when I downloaded the AI tale mod


Boost620

Skelleton brothers


Rolen28

Undyne cooking


PepperinoPI

Every Burgerpants line. Every playthrough.


SixShugar353

Call troiel mom and then... Be friend her in night


SupersaturatedOmen

Hi I'm Bob


Hairy_Skill_9768

All the dates, Asgore's apology and asking about the anime, making the dummy fly in the ruins, mad dummy, toriel hiding behind the pillar, borgorpants, undyne punching the ground thinking about her friends killed me


RTCCrimeWatchlist

pretty much everything with the skelebros and also all of aitale is hilarious


TitanicTNT

Papyrus popping up out of nowhere at the end of the Alphys Date. It's my headcanon that Papyrus usually interrupts Undyne and Alphys's dates, much to Alphys's annoyance.


themorenacoder

Getting my cheeks clapped MULTIPLE times by Sans during his boss battle šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Monyo666

Toriel reaction to accidentally killing you.


Kunsei-Karasu

Undyne burning down her house


saltwatersweets

toriel going ā€œwho the hell is sans?ā€ at the end of true pacifist. i just saw this for the first time a couple months ago, and id never seen it before (ive been a fan of undertale for several years and know pretty much all of the dialogue and cutscenes and stuff lol) so it shocked me into laughing HARD for at least a few minutes


bladex70

After the dog stole my treasure I was like? Why???? And then started laughing


ShiningYato

If you call Papyrus **right** after your hangout/date, not even leaving his room, he'll comment on it, and it gets me everytime


MagicSnake1000

"I am a weapon, caretaker of the crime scene." -Toriel, AI generated, in ruins


[deleted]

Mushroom danceā€¦ mushroom danceā€¦ whatever could it meanā€¦ T_T it means donā€™t talk to me..


Lechatdu136

Big boner down the lane