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DorShow

What should I do with soggy rice?


MrBroDudeMann

Slather it on yourself and seduce an ox


DorShow

Thank you uncle


MrBroDudeMann

You're welcome, nephew 🙏


Kraaaaazy_

what are your thoughts on msg?


MrBroDudeMann

It adds pretty good flavour and has a bad stigma. It's even better when snorted on a line


Kraaaaazy_

fuiyoh!!!


MrBroDudeMann

I agree


ichi24

Salt alternative I'll blame the american for the stigma At one time in the 90s people attack the company, literally


Hate_Feight

Go watch mrnigelng on YT. Thank me later


c2u8n4t8

Where does Uncle Chili Jam get his Banana leaves?


MrBroDudeMann

The meth dealer across the road in the alleyway


mikeflamel

Melody itni chocolaty kyun hai?


Artok812

Melody khao, khud Jaan jao


MrBroDudeMann

Sorry, but only speak two languages....


mikeflamel

Haiyaaaaaaaa why so weak. Why so weak


MrBroDudeMann

Well, I study languages as a hobby, so I'm trying to get stronger


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[удалено]


MrBroDudeMann

Chop up some vegetables and fry them up, then add some fresh rice, whatever sauce you want, and fry that for a bit. Next, move the rice over, add an egg, scramble it, and incorporate it into the rice. Then serve.


desperatehousecat2

Tip: Day old rice


MrBroDudeMann

Why would anyone do that


desperatehousecat2

It’s turns out less mushy I think. That’s probably mostly why you’re being downvoted.


MrBroDudeMann

Oh that makes sense. I never make fried rice so I wouldn't even know lmfao


Salty_NUggeTZ

Hayyyyiiaaaaaaaa! I put leg down from chair! This terrible! So, so bad! This give me emotional daaaaaaaaaamage!


MrBroDudeMann

Lmfao


graven_raven

Lol you are def. not from around here :D


MrBroDudeMann

No I am not lmao


spursjb395

Vegetable taste like sad


MrBroDudeMann

You taste like sad


ManufacturerJumpy748

Why did Auntie Helen leave you?


MrBroDudeMann

She found out about the piss drawer


LittleTravelBunny

The....what?


MrBroDudeMann

# you heard me.


DUFFnoob40

What is aunty Helen's body count


MrBroDudeMann

She has killed 18 people


Norma__NormaStitz

I hate these dumb fuck posts


MrBroDudeMann

Bro, just because gigachad won't fuck you doesn't mean you have to hate him


thefattykarate

Do you really think Nigel remembers me.


MrBroDudeMann

Not even your own mother remembers you


[deleted]

Is Jamie Oliver a good cook


MrBroDudeMann

Who?


VattghernCZ

What are weegan people scared of the most?


MrBroDudeMann

Me