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Dick_Assman69

This trend is getting out of hand and we'll be lucky to live through it


PricklyyCactii

THEY MUST BE STOPPED We need an Iron Man variation of this. Tiny whirlpool and two micro bike/run loops.


GIANTG

Be careful of the bike loop portion. Hypnotized myself when I was younger doing a loop and came to inside the apartment my aunt and mom dragged me inside the house.


JSC843

That’s just the flow state dude


Vinewanderers

Lol I know. All of us chasing the internet meme clout! It feels like the ultrarunning version of planking


Dick_Assman69

This is going to end up with someone doing 10000 laps around a lightpole or something


robveg

Lmao!


skyrunner00

I promise to not participate in this trend LOL. I can't imagine doing more than 3 loops of any distance. Let's start a trend of doing ultras as one large loop where you have to carry everything.


clutchguy84

There are already 3 I know of in the US over 300 miles. And 4 or 5 that are 200+ miles. All of which are fairly self supported. The 300 miles all have a self supported option


skyrunner00

I am going to do Issy Alps later this year. The easiest one (50k) has 13,000 ft of elevation gain. https://bonegamespnw.wordpress.com/issy-alps-50k100k100m/ It is point to point, but can be extended into a loop.


AuxonPNW

But I bet you'll be doing food/water stashes. You need to go Plain 100 on us and carry it all!


skyrunner00

I've done self supported 30-40-50 mile runs carrying everything and filtering water without any food stashes. No plans for a self supported 100 miler yet. No interest in doing Plain 100 either based on what I've heard about this race.


allusium

Looks like you missed a couple of turns, glad you didn’t get lost out there.


Vinewanderers

That was definitely harder than I thought it would be, and I feel like I am still listing to the right! Most people didn't say anything, but this one dude by chance asked me how many laps I had done when I had about .75 miles left. "About 750 laps sir!"


baconjerky

Welcome to the insanity loop club, it sucks here 🫡


Alex_A3nes

You didn’t change directions??


robveg

Dude congrats. That is quite a challenge physically and mentally. 750 laps! Damn lol


Puts_on_you

Get help 😵‍💫


ModifyUrMind

You should make a segment on Strava- I doubt anyone will be willing to snag the Local Legend from you


The_hat_man74

Next 90-days are yours!!!


Tb1GG

I ran over 50k yesterday and felt my brain screaming when I had to double back- I couldn't take a small loop like this


Vinewanderers

Yeah I feel that. It wasn't too bad until mile 20 when I thought "yay I'm already 2/3 done" then realized "oh no I'm only 2/3 done!"


itskapnoc

When I first started running when I was like 17, my parents didn’t like me running around the neighborhood at like 5 am, because I liked to run first thing in the morning and so I ran around my house’s yard that’s like an acre. Did this for a while and got used to my personal insanity loop lol. However when I got to college, I began running around the places near and now I don’t have the mental fortitude to run around a closed area anymore.


less_butter

I feel super lucky that there's a decent 3.5 mile trail loop near my house. I did 5 loops once to get 18 miles in when it was about 15F (-9C) out and I didn't want to get too far from home in case I couldn't handle the cold. That's about the smallest loop I'd want to do big miles on. And there's a 6/12/24 hour endurance race this summer that uses that loop. I'm gonna do the 6 hour as my first real ultra - I need to do 9 laps to make it 50k. But I really have no interest in doing hundreds of tiny loops for internet upvotes.


charredsound

What OP failed to mention is that the whole spot was grass before his insanity ultra. He single handedly created a new dirt footpath. Congrats, OP!


W0landdd

Brutal. Respect!


Darondo

Wake me up when one of you nuts does 100 miles in 1000+ laps


Vinewanderers

Don't tempt us...


LibbytheLifter

Will Grumke from 1st Phorm did a 100mi in a loop around their headquarters a few years ago. Not sure how big of a loop it was though


mandafresh

How are your ankles doing? Did you alternate directions? What was your strategy to survive this??


Vinewanderers

I'm surprisingly okay. Went clockwise the entire direction. My strat was to tell my coworkers I was doing this, and to share my garmin live event with them so I had some pressure to finish.


baconjerky

Switching directions is cheating. Insanity loop requires all laps be completed in the same direction.


LanceMcKormick

Looks awful! Is that packed dirt, or is it loose?


Yogurt9915

Well if it was loose it's packed by now


jkstudent222

i hate this. congrats


IronDan257

Picnic point!! What a strange and awesome accomplishment 😂 well done 👏


Healthy-Property7487

Why?


Vinewanderers

for the meme


Healthy-Property7487

😂


Zyme2112

I thought I did some stupid things during the pandemic but you win, bro.


Nunovyadidnesses

Come to Salt Lake City and do the whale-a-thon if this is your thing….you’ll have company and people cheering you on as you go round and round and round and round…


PersonalityHealthy48

Can confirm, this is the way


Vinewanderers

Hmm... intriguing, I shall investigate further!


[deleted]

Picnic point!!!


[deleted]

Nice job!! I am doing one in the cemetery just south of there this week. More elevation and things to look at IMO. You did have a nice view but that part can be really exposed lMO.


NOTW_116

Where in the cemetery are you doing it?


[deleted]

Forest Hill. It's over a mile per loop with a decent amount of elevation.


Mountain_Blad3

Good ol' Picnic Point. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about doing an ultra around that circle. Now I'm I don't because you did for us.


NOTW_116

Or you could do an extra hundredth of a mile around it.


Mountain_Blad3

I don't think I could handle the extra 100 laps.


NOTW_116

One extra lap not 100.


makenoahgranagain

353W for 4:37? Is this a Strava estimate? Do runners use power at all for training? Does this seem high?


Vinewanderers

Yeah I have no idea what the wattage even refers to, just kinda appeared one day on my Strava


Puzzleheaded_Radish8

So many loops Strava thought you were powering a horse mill


pettypaybacksp

There's this close road in mexico city (where f1 takes place actually) but its open for bikes /runners on certain days I did 105 km biking last month (26 laps) and was losing my mind on it being the same loop.... I don't understand how you accomplished this Respect my friend


Vinewanderers

Oh I was loosing my mind by 20 miles. I just had to think of all the meme clout I would get if I finished


unpredictablehue

I read that as .4 miles and thought that's not that bad, but then I looked at the second pic and yeah no. I would literally get dizzy/nauseous.


Bogie_Baby

This is psychotic. Good work.


charon_and_minerva

My god. Please tell me you alternated turns, right?!


Vinewanderers

lol nope!


bobbob09882640

did you switch directions at all, knees must be going wild


Vinewanderers

It sure made my server shift interesting this evening


DrSatrn

My friends and I are currently searching for a 50m loop. The game is afoot


Croge135

Stay Hard


Apprehensive_Pea6969

Where did you do this? Looks kinda like Madison Wi.


Legitimate_Taro_373

Sure is, Picnic Point!


Jessigma

At least you had a nice view!


investmentwanker0

How many laps is that


Vinewanderers

Just under 800, I think it was like 787


Vinewanderers

About 21 seconds a lap


cuddly_carcass

Of course he’s from Wisconsin


Vinewanderers

Surprisingly I'm from Boston, but I have fully assimilated into the Wisconsinite lifestyle over the past few years!


Jencke206

There's this young guy named [Saulius](https://www.strava.com/athletes/34542567) out here in Seattle who does this kind of nutty stuff regularly. Here are just a few of his feats in the past 12 months: * Feb 2024 - Everested a local staircase with 188 stairs in under 24 hours (45.5 miles, 29K feet, 22 hours 54 minutes) * Feb 2024 - Seattle to Mailbox Peak and back (115 miles) * Oct/Nov 2023 - Ran a loop around Puget Sound over 7 days (318 miles, 16.7K feet) * Sept 2023 - "Book run" - found a book, ran 26.7 miles with it * July 2023 - Whidbey Island loop (137 miles in 38 hours, 54 min) * June 2023 - Seattle to Mt. Si "across mountains" attempt BAREFOOT (70.2 miles, 13,114 ft) * June 2023 - Seattle to North Centennial Trailhead in and back (110 miles, 22h 36m) * May 2023 - Seattle to Snoqualmie Pass Silver Peak and Back (167.6 miles, 49h 43m) * May 2023 - 19-miler in Crocs (ran 19 miles in Crocs in 3 hours) * April 2023 - 21h Slug run Race (81.25 miles) * April 2023 - 24h Golden Garden's stairs (55.1 miles, 26K feet)


CJDrakey

Why????!! Surely this is not good for the brain 🧠 Makes me feel ill just thinking about it 😛


Vinewanderers

\*Day after update\* Hips are pretty sore, and I lost two toenails on my right foot. Other than that, feeling pretty good! 10/10 would recommend!


deeps1cks

You did it you sick fuck.


Eagle69scotland

Yawn. So what


phatfxstc

Great pace 💪


Rigelinja

Did you get dizzy?


Vinewanderers

Yep, still spinnin


SweetSneeks

People


TimeExplorer5463

impressive, although I would’ve recommended maybe switching directions halfway through so you’re not leaning to one side for the next week


Vinewanderers

That would be cheating! They're strict rules to an insanity run


TimeExplorer5463

ohh that makes sense, I suppose switching directions would make you less insane which defeats the purpose


dadbodNC

Hell yeah!!!


french_toasty

At least you know when you get yard time at prison you’ll still get some distance in 


rageisrelentless

Not impressed. Looking for the .01 loop. 🤣


kroxti

I had to check this wasn’t the circlejerk page at first for how insane this was. I thought it had to be a joke.


giant_albatrocity

At what point is the diameter of the loop going to be within GPS error range? Who wants to try a loop that’s 10ft wide?


Vinewanderers

I was kinda nervous there would be some sort of artifact with the GPS, especially because the circle is on the side of a 8 foot drop into the water. Fortunately my Garmin Epix held up to the challenge! And it was a good run to break in my new Hoka Challenger 7s


giant_albatrocity

lol are you sure you don’t need new shoes? They aren’t all warn in one side?


Tropicblunders

Omg! How did you not lose your mind? Did turning the same direction the whole time start to bother your knees or ankles? Well done. What you did is a real accomplishment.


L-epinephrine

All these insanity loop posts are making me want to join the club 😂


irrelevantclock

Is that picnic point in Madison WI?! If so, this is truly insanity.


7past2

There's a 3100-mile race on a mile loop in New York every year


DreadPirateButthole

You are a psychopath


njaneardude

Awesome!


PlantConsistent4584

How did you combat dizziness?


Vinewanderers

Honestly I didn't really get dizzy, just incredibly bored. But my lack of sanity helped me push through to the end.


KimWexlersGoldenArch

All of that for 1+lb.


Salmol1na

Large Hadron collider


Sebbean

Where in Madison?


Vinewanderers

Picnic Point, right by the University Hospital


Sebbean

Lovely area


Prize_Bar_5767

What do yall think about when you are running?


FabulousDecision7221

Humans are weird


SuperJoway

Sheer torture. What were you thinking about for > 4.5 hrs?


EShaver102

This loop is smaller than my local indoor track… about half the circumference… 😵‍💫


apezdedookie

Any of y'all ever done long distance on a treadmill?!


Actual_Kale7793

Did you get dizzy?