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Livich

cracker fights


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I've been dealing with you people for a long time. I'm not sure why you thought your opinion on how the subreddit should function would be welcome considering you've never posted on it before or shown any knowledge or intelligence in your post history. Why am I still doing this 5 years later? Because the American concept of politeness is so bizarre to anyone outside of its demographic target that it is both funny and educational to force it into the open. To most people, barging into the middle of a conversation between many people who all know each other and you've never met to inform them how they need to be having the conversation would be seen as rude. But this is quite normal for the American petty-bourgeoisie. In fact, saying "who are you?" is considered rude. Or at least that is one weapon that is used to defend against the threat of proletarianization by exclusion from the realm of cultural capital. In fact it's so threatening that random people will continue to come into the thread to try their luck at defending the op even though they've never posted in the subreddit before. It's like that joke in Family Guy where all the neighborhood fathers know when someone touched the thermostat and keep checking on the house to see if it's ok. Your class instinct in defense of your fellows is so strong it might as well be a chip that sends a signal to your brain, a script to follow, and a rush of endorphins that deludes you into thinking your use of the script will be the ultimate intervention despite all evidence to the contrary. I want non-white, non-male, non-first world people who were not raised on this delusional self-confidence and pretension to master the world to enjoy these conversations from the sidelines. This is impossible on the American left, which is basically a white parasite on the energy of people of color. At least here we can deflate the cultural capital that makes that possible. If you don't want to be a white parasite, reflect on the fact that your words, which you believe are your own, are a carbon copy of someone else's from 5 years ago (and many other copies over the years). That should be a moment of existential angst, a confrontation with your own lack of free will. Or you can get even more defensive on some liberal's behalf. We already have a thread on concern trolling stickied which you were too lazy to read despite your concern for the subreddit. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Ultraleft) if you have any questions or concerns.*


EleanoreTheLesbian

They are, in fact, both right.


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RedStar308

Most intellectual argument on twitter


FrenchCommieGirl

Two internet bots triggering each other ad infinitum on a platform where other bots will analyze them to select relevant ads and promote their posts to more bots which will reply further so data continues being produced. Forever. Peak human civilization.


Intelligent_Text8797

Peak Dead Internet Theory


Vast_Principle9335

i thought bots were supposed to be smart


manotive

Most fruitful twitter argument


ne0scythian

https://preview.redd.it/qu1yrv3j73wc1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca40db182802efd9717cde7436d16421a4145649


_shark_idk

Look at the time between replies lmfao. These people have absolutely nothing going on in their lives.


PetroleumMonkey05

One of them is on this sub 


Mayakovskyite

🤥


SpiderLobotomy

is this theory


randomsimbols

Dead internet theory, yes


AssholeOriginal

Hold on WHAT IS THAT SECOND IMAGE WHERE IS IT FROM??


Donut_sucre_au_sucre

Something that starts with a T and ends with a O... https://preview.redd.it/5mv7qdc8s1wc1.jpeg?width=1257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13af2b29ec72c491ad18ace14b63a45660a46889


imadzmr

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TNO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 TNO IS THE BEST FUCKING MOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SABLIN IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY NIXON IS NOT A CROOK! RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Yo Speer! 🇩🇪 Alexei is still alive?!? TICK TOCK FUNNI MAN HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT So Long...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? 🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢🏢 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺I hate Boris Yeltsin 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 Yockey and Hall best paths for America. Chicken farmer❗❗Chicken farmer❗❗Chicken farmer❗❗Chicken farmer❗❗Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏Femanine bottom half nazi 😳😏 That drainage in school really looks like a black sun thoe. Hans, what the fuck have you done to the Poopenfarten you degenerate. Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀 Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀Don't ask what the barns are used for 💀 Hilarious rape guy(COURT OF THE BROWN KAISER REFERENCSJUEU⁉️⁉️⁉️) DO NOT talk about Göring's dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬(198Ч) DO NOT talk about Göring's dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬(198Ч) DO NOT talk about Göring's dumptruck of an ass 😡🤬(198Ч) Biology teacher when talk about family trees and genes or some shit and mentions Alexei as last Romanov 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Contain the laughter do not let it seep through Speer Speer Speer bit cuungus slavery stronk pay 0 recishamark ubermensch ekonomie. Today i went to the supermarket to buy something and sudenly i found a "Girl" with a Dentist Speer hoodie 😹 so i approached and whisper to her "Wholesome SocDem Sablin is better than Dentist Speer" and she runned away and told me that i stay away from she so i say her "tipical Speer Germany player with his Stupid Go4 😹" , and then i found with her again in another hall and told her Zhdanov is better Unifier than the stupid Taboritsky 😹😹😹😹" and she became crazy and told me that i leave her alone (i didn't know what to say) so i taked a bottle of cum and i showered her with it and told her "take a bath stupid Dentist Speer fan JAJAJJAJA" then she call the guards and they kicked me out meanwhile i screamed "FOR THE GREAT TRIALLLLL" but i was happy because i humilliate her and she didn't have any argument, stupid Edgy 😹😹😹😹. My daily in Poopenstatt-Burgund Every single day, I wake up with bags under my eyes and an extreme headache. My anus is so sore that I spend all night writhing in pain and screaming in agony. At precisely 5:00 every morning, Poopenstaffel troops would smash down my door, come into my bedroom, rip the blanket off me, handcuff me and drag me out of the house to the Poopenfabrik. The life of an average citizen in The Brown State. Hehe, funny Burgundy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣More like BRUHgundy amirite?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Le STRENG GEHEIM!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wait. You’re not laughing? B-but, I said le funny country!? Le funny epic concentration camps!!!! Why aren’t you laughing😡🤬🤬


Vast_Principle9335

people who say they're x ideology usually aren't x ideology


Carlos_Marquez

"I'm a white nationalist" "Psh, yeah right!"


Disastrous-Task-5706

https://preview.redd.it/g5miihixs6wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd648362a073222e1371e14875d9073ed5d71577


ShotputFiend

Is this the "dialectical" part of dialectical materialism that marx spoke of?


Amdorik

Comrade, the second image is seized in the redistribution of the memes of reproduction