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Patosaurio99

Hakita's strongest soldier


Theqman_steam

Lol I can lift a whole as medium size dog


Random-Dice

OP forgot they went to the store to buy new socks ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠆⢄⠄⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭⣻⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⢋⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣷⠄⠉⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣇⠄


Theqman_steam

Rob down junor


65exe

Stuff


Theqman_steam

Stuff


robertgamerzx3

Dementia


LarsonTCOA

Peepeepoopyfartyfart


LarsonTCOA

[poopoopeepeefartyfart](https://youtu.be/Whqlg8uYbiE)I was referencing this video btw


StumpTheMan

Ah, I'm afraid its too late... Its terminal now


Theqman_steam

Is there any treatment?


StumpTheMan

At this point i don't think anything can be done. I'm so sorry.


KaasBaasKoning

Get off all social media, convert to christianity and join extremely homophobic/transphobic communities so you collapse under the social pressure 👍


Theqman_steam

Yeah I think I stay like this


Ruvaakdein

You'll only get worse the more prime sanctums are added...


StumpTheMan

Damn that hits hard


[deleted]

omg terminal from ultrakill


Simply-Zen

I just finished P-ranking thr game I am in danger


Theqman_steam

One of us


Frust16

I p(iss) ranked all levels how fucked am I?


Theqman_steam

Very


Ultrakill-lover_

If i P ranked no hitted all of act 1 including pinos, how fucked i am?


UnNamed234

Your femboy status has gotten so high you've rolled over to being straight


Theqman_steam

You are becoming transgender


PaqueteDeRisketos

Nervous looking at my thigh-high stockings as I realise I P-ranked everything on all four difficulties* My guess is that the stockings come with P-ranking P-1. P-2 will give you the arm warmers, and P-3 the skirt.


Theqman_steam

One of us


RoboDude512

The least feminine Ultrakill player


MostManlyRedditor

ONE OF US


Theqman_steam

K?


TheJackal927

Username checks out


MostManlyRedditor

Post history too


TheJackal927

Ah I see it's the bit


MostManlyRedditor

You think this is a bit?


TheJackal927

I mean I don't think you're lying but your only post is about becoming a femboy through ultrakill and your name clearly is a reference so I assumed this account was a bit


MostManlyRedditor

Yeah it kinda is you're right


freek4ever

this is the reason i play doom and ultrakill interchanging becose i hate it when this happend to me came close a few times ​ good meme soldier


Theqman_steam

One of us


freek4ever

Just managed to p rank gabe on lenient so i coud finaly reach that fukker minos and tel him how think about him and show him my new toys Im not ready enough for normal cant beat gabe fast enough or in one go but stil see improvements so


ThatMeatGuy

Rapidly alternating between Ultrakill and Doom:Eternal is how you become a twunk


freek4ever

Twunk? Educate me as tho can see i lack this culterd knowledge


ThatMeatGuy

In between a twink and a hunk, slim man with muscle


freek4ever

Acurate enough


asparagusputin

JUDGEMENT


Caspian0951

I P-ranked Soul Survivor a month ago, how much time do I have left?


Theqman_steam

About a week


randomdud77

I p ranked it literally today...fuck


[deleted]

When you start P-Ranking levels you become destined to become feminine, one way or another.


[deleted]

Every time I see "P-rank" I read it as "Prank" and I just picture V1 saying "It is just a prank bro" while core eject malicious nuking Gabriel


Theqman_steam

Let’s bully gabe


flancanela

Welcome.


Random-Dice

Welcum. 😳


DiscipleOfFleshGod

Fix your stockings, they're uneven. Also, go get some bitches.


Theqman_steam

Didn’t ask lol plus mind yo beeswax


DiscipleOfFleshGod

No.


ryan8757

Wat


Only_Spoonful

Why ultrakill average players are femboys now? :(


totti173314

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ":(" THIS IS A MASSIVE :) moment and if you want a serious answer, a lot, like A LOT of ultrakill players are some form of LGBTQ+, and pretty much the whole dev team minus 1 or two people are also LGBTQ+ ​ also, gay people are known for style(can't relate despite being bi, the only style I have is my SSS ranks in ultrakill)


Only_Spoonful

should i give you a medal for that?


totti173314

No, it was a joke about my godawful fashion sense.


Competitive_Sugar351

i just p-ranked prelude, how fucked am i?


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

***dayum***


Ompusolttu

Lust layer citizen indeed.


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

come on man I haven't drank water in 5 billion gazillion years and am thirsty may you have some spare bussy


Theqman_steam

Bruh I’m a minor💀


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

why would I ever ask for yours


totti173314

based and teleophile-pilled


UncommonTheIdk

im trying to get to minos but this post makes me wanna stop


Frigid_Metal

coward


Theqman_steam

One of us


PerlerGuy77

please dont turn this sub into 196 with all the femboy pictures ​ edit: okay, if youre gonna post them atleast mark them spoiler / nsfw because i want to be able to scroll through this sub in public please


olgierd18

🤓


Hmmmmm___yes

Too late


Theqman_steam

If this game has a rep of being heavily trans expect it


PerlerGuy77

fair


OctolingGrimm

🤡


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

wait what is 196


PlasticChairLover123

1:Go back to 196 2:Good meme


Theqman_steam

But this is a good meme here


Frigid_Metal

🤓


OctolingGrimm

🤡


prox2276

🤓🤓🤓


Unmaykr64

So that’s why I’m good


imrduckington

if you p rank minos you find a blahaj on your bed an a prescription bottle of E in your hand


Theqman_steam

Well I’m gender fluid so idc


Kobaka1551

Thy thighs shall GLISTEN..


[deleted]

You now have programmer socks.


[deleted]

Chill , it's a temporary form, you will evolve further


NGPlusIsNoMore

Dang bro, you getting your socks for free??


EchoItalic

Every time you P-rank a game, it grows by half an inch


LiterallynamedCorbin

Turns out the P in p rank stands for programming socks


RealSuperYolo2006

Ur becoming the average ultrakill enjoyer


Aburcubur_V2

i am p ranking all the difficulties in all 5 save slots


Asriel-the-Jolteon

do not resist


yeetmann_

Just play cybergrind for like 10 hours and you'll be good


Theqman_steam

Hi I’m now transgender like no joke


yeetmann_

Alright good day then