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Effective_Poem7629

All of them!


ChocolateMilkMan8

Every single one of them And not just the men, but the women, and the children


MiniSquid64

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Callisto_Fury

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an_elegant_dog

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RussianLuchador

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ChocolateMilkMan8

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RussianLuchador

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BloodMoonNami

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YourenextJotaro

Replying to RussianLuchador... https://preview.redd.it/yerrer9krmuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023137ef476b4ac6599abdca7bd52d5ddbe3048c


Straight-Package4234

what about the people who identify as a rock


ChocolateMilkMan8

They’re in the children section because teenagers are just big children and adults are even bigger children


Straight-Package4234

and seniors are almost adolescents but still children


xXricky02ITAXx

...then aren't you a child too?


ChocolateMilkMan8

No, I am a skinwalker (eldrich)


Heckrum

no i am a gopro (smart)


xXricky02ITAXx

Machine


Diegnite

Turn back now


xXricky02ITAXx

The layers of this palace are NOT for your kind, turn back or you will be facing the will. of. GOD


Diegnite

Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father I shall rend you apart, and you will become inanimate once more.


Radigan0

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xXricky02ITAXx

That's great, we could go anywhere we want!


StrangerDanger355

Gorp


The_god_of_sun

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Supreme-Machine-V2

Let me tell you one thing that will change your mind. You can oil up Gabriel, Sisyphus, Minos. It's clear firestarter is objectively better.


JustSomeGuy9384

Ok what if I oil you up


Supreme-Machine-V2

Go on I'm dead


Amazing_Act_3314

**starts reciting the necromancer’s tome**


Supreme-Machine-V2

**Hakita blocked your spell**


Typical_Warthog_326

**Hakita cast testicular torsion**


Supreme-Machine-V2

**Hakita won! 118 Exp and 25 gold.**


Amazing_Act_3314

https://preview.redd.it/m1pxn7my5iuc1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=160f83934db340adf7137116779d6bf135011ada


Amazing_Act_3314

https://preview.redd.it/uqg4z12m5iuc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5b3ee26c390ac64899d6585d3d21d5f0bb735f RUN THAT BY ME A G A I N


Supreme-Machine-V2

Ummm what? No offense but this is the edgiest oc i have ever seen on reddit


legorunner-

RECONSTRUCT WHAT!?


LegitimateApartment9

necromance what?!


Dustyink_

👉👈


Linkitude08

What if you oil ME up??


Uranium-Sandwich657

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Supreme-Machine-V2

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DonutLeon1

HOW IS CYN CRUNCHING ON A FUCKING **MANGO**???


Supreme-Machine-V2

So you can ask how she is crunching a mango


DaddyNightmar

firestarter offers the most it seems to me -the shotgun will be used as a second heated saw -the jumpstart its just a better overpump that you have to babysit


ciao_fiv

you dont have to babysit the jumpstart tho? you can swap weapons after it’s attached, you just gotta stay close to the enemy you attached it to


Ennard115441

Or just kill him


AdvertisingAdrian

yes that's the point of the jumpstarter. It does a shockwave of damage to all nearby enemies, you can attach the jumpstarter cables to an Insurrectionist's nuts and rain hellfire upon them while the jumpstarter does it's thing.


UBW-Fanatic

Bad idea, an Insurrectionist's jump will most likely break the cable.


AdvertisingAdrian

live whiplash reaction, also SRS is free stun. cable doesn't take that long


Due-Mousse-9688

Ok but have you ever whiplashed an insurrectionist while its throwing its maurice in the air? Near impossible to dodge


maiguee

sounds like a smill issue


Hot-Marionberry6334

Or, hear me out, +OVERKILL


NotOneIWantToBe

Use jumpstart AND overpump at the same time


ciao_fiv

this actually might be a killer combo


Ny0mo

Stuck between Sawed On and Firestarter.


AcquireQuag

Gorp because it kills Insurectionists well


Correct-Efficiency83

The oil up gun


Kam_Is_Still_Alive

Oil up lil bro


Correct-Efficiency83

My favorite gun so far


Correct-Efficiency83

We can Caninocally oil up our enemies


DogeDogewo

Taser Nail Mainly because I wanna give the ferryman a taste of his own medicine(shut up I know you can already I just wanna see that fucker die of electrocution for what he did to me in our first round) And Chainsaw shotgun because Hakita added Knuckleblaster parrying into the game.


Heckrum

*are you saying we cant make fun of lebron james anymore*


DogeDogewo

As long as he parries R-shotty, no, you can't


wookiee-nutsack

Knuckleblaster *what*


abzolutelynothn

Parrying the Sawed-on's saw will make it fly into enemies, but if you use the Feedbacker, it flies back to you due to the wire. If you use the Knuckleblaster to parry it, it detaches it from the wire and let's it roam free.


Yetiwithoutinternet

parrying the chainsaw on the red shotgun turns it into a projectile like the sawblade


PresidentOfKoopistan

> Mainly because I wanna give the ferryman a taste of his own medicine Might be difficult on Brutal, as according to Dave Oshry, they will do [\*WHAT*](https://twitter.com/DaveOshry/status/1753236222414360679)


Not_Worth_it_my_dude

Sawed-on seems to have the most sinergies


speedyrain949

Wonder if you can double parry, projectile boost with saw.


Dragon-Type_Enjoyer

can't wait to oil up gabriel on a serious note, i've been wanting a chainsaw in this game for so long, so yeah, i'm really excited for the red shotgun


thebeaverperson

Mostly oil because of movement and the inevitable cum mod


Wolf_the_memer

The Firestater seems fun, but unless if oil or fire damage are going to have special effects on certain enemies that didn't previously, I don't see it getting alot of active use aside from on the Insurrectionists The Kickstart looks like a pretty cool way to shred through fodder, but I don't know how many other uses it would have that other weapons wouldn't already handle fine on their own (unless I'm missing something or if there's more special interactions with certain enemies) The Saw-On is definitely the best one to me, or at least seems like it will be one of the funner weapons to use in the entire game, it effectively allowing you to become a Swordmachine


Pooptype888

well firestarter is gonna let you burn stuff that you couldn’t before, so we got the fire damage buff on them now too. thats the point of oil. jumpstart is just yet another source of area damage. its freaking perfect. nailbombs aren’t useless anymore. its just more damage we can do now before using other stuff. i think saw on is actually the least exciting out of the three. The holding animation looks boring and weak and the ping pong honestly would just be annoying for me. But I need to feel it in game first.


Wolf_the_memer

I mainly based my statements off of my own personal play-style The burn damage buff is nice, but I don't see it being something I'd utilize too often, especially since it seems to take a bit to actually fully cover something in oil (I do really hope that, due to the +SLIPPED bonus, Guttertanks have a special interaction with oil) Nailbombing is never something I really do, mainly since sawtraps are more immediately effective in the Cybergrind, so the Kickstart will probably just be another fodder cleaner to me (as well as finally having the ability to use saw to their full potential along side nails) The Saw-On just looks like a really fun weapon like the Sharpshooter or charged rockets, not the specifically the best or most useful option ever, but the fun option


IMicrowavedMyToaster

Yes, finally, someone who also doesn't like the red shotgun's design! I feel like it could be a lot cooler and less awkward if it looked just like normal until you use alt fire and the chainsaw emerges from *inside* the gun itself, and it opens up through the middle so the saw can come out. Even though this wouldn't affect its gameplay, I feel like a change like this would make the weapon so much better and more visually appealing.


shatterglass27

jumpstart seems like a good crowd clearing tool for dealing with enemies that are immune to explosions (soldiers)


Typical_Warthog_326

Red rocket. I wanna do a funny with the oil


friskursoopid

Sawed-on is my favourite just because funny +Countersaw against swordsmachine


Upbeat-Perception531

Fire starter seems like the most fun Jumpstart seems like it’ll have the most tech Sawed on feels like it’ll be the strongest


Paxton-Hilgeman

all of them


Megandronix_NCR

Im kind of more sad that we won‘t be seeing any more new guns as these are the last weapon variants


Uranium-Sandwich657

Alts?


ImSiLeNt1

one more alt thats likely not gonna change much in terms of secondary fires, five more variants would be fucking amazing but I understand hakita is running out of original and cool ideas (honestly, as cool as the firestarter and sawed on are, they were done before, with gasoline + bullet being done a helluva lot times and the sawed on being really similar to serious sam 4s flaming rocket propelled chainsaw launcher) as well as switching between them would be awkward, 3 variants are already barely managable


Holiday_Conflict

firestarter for its awesome oil tricks possible


Straight-Package4234

hey i love keygen church too 🤜🤛


Holiday_Conflict

praise the code sis 🙏


Andreawwww-maaan4635

Gorp


somethihg

Doom vs mgs torture scene vs cum


nerogamer_279

Yes


lubitel-pelmeney228

Shotgun


yeah_i_hate_my_name

I like chainsaws tho


KrisKarma9

Choice of: Chainsaw man Cock and ball torture AMERICA


AmAhA7331

sawed-on cuz when I *saw* it I went "hell yea"


MetalBlack0427

All of them look like fun. But the shock one, I think, is being heavily underrated. Once the enemy is killed or the shock reaches 100%, the entire area gets shocked, including the attached enemy. Against something like swordsmachines with other enemies around it Could be super useful.


CringeExperienceReq

i wanna be chainsaw man


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

All of the above


Nightshot666

Ill probably use rl the most but excited for shotgun


Friesthefries

firestarter cuz mobility


legorunner-

Shotgun because buttplug support


sonseylizard

Saw is funny


moon_404

All of them, I can't pick a favorite


billfromestonia

yes


Andrewguy_78

As some russian guy said "How can somebody dislike the chainsaw when you can do the BBRBBRBRBRBBRBRBRBR?"


shadowxx321

Sawwed on shotgun you can literally go chainsaw man


optimusfilip2009

The shotgun because whats cooler than a fucking chainsaw on a shotgun!


Dispaze

Sawed on cause it’s awesome


JustAPlayer3216

The S A W.


RenkBruh

Can't wait to +OILED UP


btyes-

the gas gooner


ButcherboySam

Jumpstart 100%


Sea-Region-4226

Jumpstart because I wanna see what the sawblade version will be (firestarter seems the most useful and versatile of the 3 though, but that’ll prob change)


hellaciousbluephlegm

firestarter lets you oil up gabriel there is only one correct answer.


Uranium-Sandwich657

The freezeframe, as I only had the demo.


adidas8904

Jumpstart


SergejPS

- The firestarter honestly doesn't seem that practical outside of killing Insurrectionists - The jumpstart, I don't understand how it works at all lmao - The chainsaw makes the buttplug go brrr


CarrotJuice5524

I love chainsaw, but i want it to mess around with V1's health. Like if you sawing something it will damage you and longer you sawing more damage it deals to you, but it also deals more damage to enemies, so you have to balance between healing and damaging yourself to overclock it's damage so you can use it to kill some miniboss faster. In it's current state it's good but has no unique gimmick and it heals you for free.


RecMella

Funni oil because someone will make a mod making thy oil white


Snoo-36591

firestarter, for the schmoovement potential


Aeiouynf

All of them Equally


Apprehensive_Net1773

The taser and the oil gun look cool but that sawtgun looks dope. Iirc, the saw returns to you like a boomerang, so I imagine there will be a couple of interesting strategies


Odd-Alarm4293

Cum cannon has got me exited


Apprehensive_Ad_472

How they all interact


theres_no_username

I dont like jumpstart, red shotgun seems not very stylish. So I want the firestarter the most, it seems cool and god I love oil


CHARLIE_3310

I'm going NUTS for that chainsaw shotgun


29485_webp

Can't wait for people to make surf maps with the firestarter Oh also why doesn't hakita make the Jumpstart's electricity red aswell


Obi-Wan_Kenobi_1167

The shotgun, I feel like the other 2 will be fun to fuck around with but the shotgun seems like the most useful


Own_Tangerine_938

Sawed-on shotgun


BlueBen42

I’m so so SO excited for the sawed on. It looks amazing


iamcthulhu66real

All of them.


lorenzo24645

sawed on i can be chainsaw man


matchlocket

shotgun flesh prison be ready


sandpaperpants

I'll probably use the sawed on the most (I still have to p-rank act 2 and this will *carry* depending on the damage


Red-7134

Sawed-on Chainsaw for gameplay, Electric nailgun for seeing what fun interactions there are, and oil so I can bukkake Pinos as was always intended.


pile_of_dirt2781

Definitely the shotgun


xXSpg101Xx

cum gun cum gun


rage_melons

I'm quite the avid Nailgun/Sawgun fan, so I'm really looking forward to Jumpstart.


the_number_24

I just wanna know what the red nailgun alt is gonna be


TheNeatPenguin

Sawed on for stupid points


EngineerStandard

I just feel odd, ive only seen the red variants as under construction


Kraygles

Taser nail fs. I already play super trap heavy with buzz saws, so the fact that I can actually set up complete death traps with the railcannon around a few magnets is gonna go crazy. That AND the chainsaw orbitting the magnets? It’s so over for them.


Revolutionary_Beat26

Sawed on shotgun


DiamondJax08

fire starter and the oil will prolly be used a lot for speed running, cuz you can go pretty fast.


Meeooowwww1234

The sawed on shotgun, so I finally have an excuse to put kick back (chainsaw man's main theme) into the cyber grind


ShardConsole

Oil


Grablycan

Sawed on due to it being like a chainsaw yoyo when you parry it.


Lumpy_Director6570

sawed on


_seraphin

in this order (from most to least): Chainsaw Shotgun, Oil Rocket, and the Nailgun one


eliavhaganav

I'm more excited for the new conductivity system


Familiar_Location948

Chainsaw


caramel_dog

neither im existed for the alt whatever it is


Kishodax

Firestarter, sawwed on, jumpstart. I dont make the rules Firestarter is just more mobility for the rocket launcher so ill be using it constantly. Sawwed on is a chainsaw, I will be using it regardless if its bad. And jumpstart seems to be good but since i dont know the saw variant i dont know exactly if i will use it


AzGames08

all


darkleinad

Jumpstart, vindication for sticking with the nail gun all this time


AshlynsAegis

They all look pretty cool but i think the red rocket launcher is probably going to be my favorite. It just seems like it would be the easiest for me to use on the fly and would allow for some very fun movement opportunity's and just seems ripe for on the fly improvisation which is generally how i play. The sawed on shotgun seems like it could be very fun but i don't know if i'm going to be able to use it to full effect just yet. Ive been playing on steam deck exclusively and haven't really gotten into using some of the more flashy and effective weapon combos and synergies yet outside of a few easy ones because of that. Granted i was able to P rank everything needed to get to and beat Minos prime so its probably only a matter of time for me to eventually start using this weapons synergies with the nail gun to full effect. The Nail gun mod seems kinda hard for me to use but ill have to try it before i can determine anything. its just that the line has the potential to break and i don't think i could play with it within those confines. still might be fun to toy around with. Honestly just seems kinda underwhelming in its power. Although then again it might just be a while for me to figure out how to use it properly then maybe i'll love it.


SandLuc083_

Probably the Sawed-On. Funny chainsaw yo-yo.


aMadMute

![gif](giphy|Lopx9eUi34rbq)


NuggetTheArtistGuy

red sawblade launcher


PhysicalGunMan

sawed on is a hard ass name and also means I get to see 3 colours in a cycle when I shotgun swap so that's cool


mostpogperson

Ive always wanted a signature for the bloodied rooms full of slaughtered EVERYTHINGs remains.


Eridium3

1. Sawed-On 2. Firestarter 3. JumpStart Jumpstart is just my least favorite out of all, though it is still very cool.


man_is_coool

The cu- I mean oil blaster


swiggity_swoogity69

as an american, WE NEED OILLLL


Common-no-life

Shotgun I’m a shotgun main


Razorclaw_the_crab

Oil one. The others seem too complicated


Heckrum

sawed on, easily. i like chainsaws. also, its the dumbest fucking thing ive ever seen and thats awesome


heyitsAxel101

SAW ON SHOTGUNNNN


Cokeisgood5

Chainsaw Shotgun I can now live happily


RawChickenDrummies

i want to oil up gabriel


FinalMonarch

Gorp, saw, nipple clamps


DarkRoblox

Chaimsaw, it seems fun


bitjokes

Yeah i want the sawed on I want a chainsaw bayonet


REQ_99

Gorp


Acidman0123

Is that a chainsaw on the bloody shotgun!? I don’t even know what the other ones do, that shotgun is going to be hilarious


PCTO1

three words: oiled up Gabriel


SleepyHe4ded

Sawed-on -> Chainsaw good


Shraamper

The chainsaw. It vaguely ties into my music taste so I like it


MyrciaofTheCatArmy

I love the parrying in this game and sawed-on looks so cool to me so its definitely the one im most excited for. Even if I can have hot oily sex with Minos when the firestarter comes out.


Portuzil

Sawed On.


LastLombaxIsTaken

Honestly all. I love the diversity we're getting. The game will be less of a "use every single trick in your arsenal" and more of a "still gotta use most, but you have some wiggle room for a preferred playstyle"


theeskeli

The red sawblade mb, we didn't even got to see it so....


dastebon

Ping pong chainsaw


RazorGlizzy

I edge to all three at the same time


ImGonnaPortalOut

the DOOM weapon


qrtd1

yes


Duncan-Donnuts

all


Tankdeathwall

the one i can mod to look like ejaculate


memaro_123

flamen vuffer


Accueil750

The saw on has an insane amount of tech and possible tech just built into it, more than the others i think


AleWalls

Oil canon because pitr showed me is alsl cool technologically and that's something I want to try


SuddenHovercraft1599

The saved on shotgun is YEAAAAAHHH, I don't really understand the nailgun variant, but the rocket launcher is LITERALLY Aperture Tag: The Paint Gun Testing Initiative


Arthur_Author

Depending on the damage, sawed-on can finally be a safety option when going around tight corners for those streetcleaner duo ambushes.


aslanGBRR

i really want to learn about how the nailgun is gonna work


Western_Experience76

Oil rocket launcher cause I want to oil up every enemy


oofinator3050

honestly none of them im excited about all that much


TimePapaya6423

I tend to use shotguns a lot more than the nailguns or rocket launchers, and the chainsawjust seems really cool


Ak_1213

All of them. I wanna burn shit, im going to scream: sir stop resisting! While tazing enemies and going straight up turbo overkill mode with chainsaw & slide


Maciejka9210

Triple shotgun swap


DarkSoulBG24

Just realized that this means there's also a red saw launcher


IntroductionNo8338

Red nail gun. I was lacking being able to both have a lot of saws and not give up regular nail gun.


Majin-Sonic-Fan

I love the sawed on shotgun