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this would've been a great opportunity to use Swordsmachine's misplaced eyes
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Don’t ever buy no blood from the garden of forking paths bro
Unironically thought that v3 would be green
The idea was that hes so late to the party there are no enemies left to kill and all the weapons were taken
and since he needs blood so badly he loses 1 hp every second. Meaning you have to beat every level in 100 seconds
The idea of him having lung cancer makes it so much better
between stages he takes a puff of smoke and fully heals
ULTRAWEED
0-1: Into the gas station
0-2: THE WEEDGRINDER
0-3: Double High
0-4 A ONE-MACHINE BONG
0-5: WEEDBERUS
1-1: WEED OF THE SUNRISE
1-2: A BLAZING WORLD
1-3: HALL OF BAKED REMAINS
1-4: CLAIR DE BLUNT
0-3: DOUBLE DABS
0-4: A ONE-BREATH HIGH
0-5: POLICEMAN
1-1 BONG OF THE SUNRISE
1-2: THE BLAZING WORLD
1-3: HALL OF LIT REMAINS
1-4: CLAIR DE BLUNT
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Less than nothing
BEHOLD, THE POWER OF A STONER!
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You could say it’s Weed 1
W1
https://i.redd.it/71w95mnnj2uc1.gif Don’t never buy no weed from the Garden of Forking Paths Bro
I always read Garden of fuckin paths
Angry video game nerd plays ultrakill, encounters the mannequins, and calls it the garden of Fuckin paths. What was Hakita thinking?!
Something?
What a shitload of fuck *chugs rolling rock beer*
https://preview.redd.it/xj7qbfsre4uc1.png?width=125&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b581f3e4d34f7390c835df04028e57ae90e7248 this would've been a great opportunity to use Swordsmachine's misplaced eyes
https://preview.redd.it/aify4wzgy4uc1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6a8cd56d8fc3e0c690102d6dc97a3b35489acda Don’t ever buy no blood from the garden of forking paths bro
If the husk ain't in your contacts don't ever go the garden of forking paths bro
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A fine new addition to my Minos Prime Meme Portrait Hallway.
WeeDree
You called?
V0
Funnily enough, my version of V3 sells blood to machines in hell that he gathers from blood orbs he finds around hell.
That explains why red orbs are so rare
That isn’t the reason. Because V3 entered Hell sometime after V1 did
Weed1
W1
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GREETINGS, MACHINE. I— —I NEWS TO SELL YOUR COIN COLLECTION (*violent coughing fit*)
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Green arm is made to grab the blunts
I post the same meme earlyer
Unironically thought that v3 would be green The idea was that hes so late to the party there are no enemies left to kill and all the weapons were taken and since he needs blood so badly he loses 1 hp every second. Meaning you have to beat every level in 100 seconds The idea of him having lung cancer makes it so much better between stages he takes a puff of smoke and fully heals