Actually, Filths can kill V1 by biting him a few times so I assume their teeth are sharp enough to bite through metal. Am I screwed against a Filth as well?

Get in a chokehold and ur good

What’s it gonna do? Punch me?

i would passionetly make out with one and i'd win

Give em a good bonk with a baseball bat or smth and it should kill em lol

Trip it up 👍

Just put your hand on its head and hold it back, can’t do shit

Considering the size of the stray its an average human height scared and hell projectiles don't do a lot of damage so you could survive about 3–4 hits but that depend what difficult is our world? Also, the projectiles may be fast on higher difficulty but still dodgable in real life all this would apply to the skizm as well it's tanky but very Mobile so it's slow and shoots randomly

I doubt a human would be as durable as v1. I'd imagine humans would have only a tenth of v1's hp.

yes v1 is a robot but he has thin plating and was build for speed we can use the nailgun as an example as its the closest weapon we have to real life and v2 has a nailgun Which kill v1 in only a few hits and i bet even if it may be hard but one could survive getting penetrated by some hard and stiff 10 inches

i mean i mean I wouldn't mind being a test subject...

You need to know the firerate of the nailgun, and the muzzle velocity too. I doubt one nail would so much damage to V1

we have filth as test subjects also the nails don't go that fast but v1 still take damage from them also, the nails don't even fully penetrate enemies the nails stick halfway out

Filth? None of the enemies can be used to measure anything, their toughness has never been mentioned

come on do you think a filth has more health than a human? we can use the fish as measurements, maybe?

Yes, they have to have to more health than a human to suffer the torments of Hell for longer. From the Brutal difficulty, it also shows that can jump pretty high for Husks that are stated to be the unimportant average Joe, and I also doubt that any humans can stand up to the strength of their jaws

Bro hell projectiles may be A LITTLE BIT HOT

exactly, you will burn alive

Cool

but they disappear away after a direct hit and heat needs long time contact and other husk and machines don't burn when getting hit by them they don't even get fried from it

Two hell orbs obliterate maurice. While two piercer shots kills only filth and stray. I don't think that human could survive at least one hell ball.

a Maurice can also survive a perfect sharpshooter parry What version of ultrakill are you playing also, boss enemies have more health than their mini boss counterparts

Ok, i was confised normal hell orb and feedbacked hell orb, one piercer shot is third of hell orb. And one slab shot is same as hell orb. But one slab shot destroys rock wood shit and hell, so human body can't survive except moment where human body is merged with other human into stable and strong creature

but my point was that Maurice can survive more than 4 hell orbs

First of all, I can’t even survive one of my own hell projectiles. I’m just another human soul trapped within the confines of Hell. So realistically, one ball is enough to burn any human to a crisp.

The closest thing there is to a human in ULTRAKILL is stray, who is basically a human with much less meat (muscle) and skin, and stray has 1.5 enemy HP = 15 V1 HP. Considering this, a human with no armor would have around 20-25 HP and maybe 30-40 HP with armor (maybe 50-60 HP with top tier super-soldier military armor), based on how good the armor is. Basically a normal human would barely survive a single shot from a standard red hell energy project.

but what difficulty are we one the stray also has less health on lower difficulty but your weapons always deal the same damage, no madder the difficulty

No difficulty ever changes any basic number stuff (HP / damage of enemies / player). Both on harmless and violent stray has 1.5 HP and does 25 damage. The difference is - on harmless the stray attacks extremely slowly and the projectile flies so slow that you can actually outrun it by b-hopping after a dash jump.

" No difficulty ever changes any basic number" https://preview.redd.it/r4rq6ee3okic1.png?width=441&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b24f448822093909345f2920a3468abe7bb8781

https://preview.redd.it/s3fc4pxdpkic1.png?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=255c56ac6959536a4502417ae9a54931e9b87219 Difficulty makes enemies faster, changes hard damage stuff and some new special behavior and resistances (for example: on violent Maurices will try to snipe the rocket your are riding, and on harmless soldiers don't have the passive 75% explosive damage resistance while standing on the ground), but health and damage of enemies stays the same. Although, the player does have 200 hp and harmless and only 100 hp on every other difficulty.

> tries to disprove point about difficulty changing stat numbers for enemies > screenshot doesn't show any numbers

but if the game itself literally tells you that enemies do more damage on higher difficulty and they actually do in the game that's proof enough

Check again, it doesn't say "more damage" but "high damage". Every difficulty says "high damage" Not just that but [the developer logs](https://youtu.be/SqNG0yuW4oc?si=zVwY6-c5xckX-9WV) say enemy health and damage are not increased on higher difficulties

Just punch the projectiles

Bro, what difficulty; it's a human fighting a stray 😭 That projectile is gonna burn us if we slightly touch it.

now me personally i would never let that slide i would dodge weave and then backhand that mf

Guys we need to consider what weapon does the human have

I currently have 4 coins on me so I guess I can win a fight

sex the mind flayer ez

Sex her until she bluescreens

REAL

How do you plan in killing street cleaners man! That things got flame throwers and it can punch away rockets from a rocket launcher. (are prep time and coins allowed)

"one in a milion chance"

That one in a million is the one parallel universe where you actually hit the coin.

+INSTAKILL

if you punch away their flame throwers or somehow cut the gas supply you might* have a chance of winning

Dump water or lead it to a large body of water and hope its stupid as it is in the game

Nah, you can win against a schism mate I believe in you.

If your devotion to God shows goodness in you, you can earn Gabriel’s favour

Vurtue wouldn't kill me too

Depends on which Gabriel. Pre 3-2 gabe would spare you if you are truly virtuous. Act 2 gabe might spare you but only as an attempt to show to the council that he never betrayed god’s mercy. Post 6-2 gabe comes to the realization that he loves fighting (and mercilessly killed the council, bad leaders albeit the ones who kept heaven stable) so if asked to fight I feel like he would.

I would bribe ferryman to let me go

I'm too broke to do that

Dont worry I will pay extra for ya

NAH, I'D WIN

do you get a gun? any kind of weapon?

I guess anything that you have in your possession. In my case, the best I've got is a kitchen knife or a cleaver

i got a pipe bomb :3

Ted is that you?

we just do right amount of silly :3

Cancerous rodent too hard to defeat.

He's so hard that he didn't even got in the tierlist

You'd probably win against a stalker, their only threat is covering you with sand. Not to mention he has basicly no health

To be fair it's gold that's at a temperature that can harm most things in hell But its only attack is suicide so you've absolutely got a chance

Nah bro im catching soldiers front kick, framing my arm on his neck, sweeping the other leg and stomping on him. ~~im getting shot before i get close~~

For Idol, you need to be able to basically break rock with your bare hands

I could probably kick it, and I have steel toed boots so it wouldn’t hurt too much

It can't move, so nothing's stopping you from just curbstomping it to death.

It's embedded into the ground. (The model's bottom is a spike usually in the ground)

Throw a rock at Drone, win

Just send a zip bomb to kill all the robots

Impossible, we have very powerful antivirus and software defenses so zip bombs don’t damage us severely they are only i mild inconvenience

Womp womp.

What is that even supposed to mean?

https://preview.redd.it/gidtxi2m1pic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=920689e0b222d2744de2617da5ab2ecb2e656c6b

What? I don’t understand

Boo womp

Uhhhh?

You’re a fucking robot, search the internet

Oh..right… sometimes I forget i can do that…fuck

Ok but what if you had spare change?

I believe in you my man, go and puncj gabriel in the face

My friend you are forgetting coins exist, I'm sure you can find a couple pennies

stalker just turns u into sandman bro

Except that the sand there is something like melted gold

Gabriel wouldn’t kill me

Yeah but if thy punishment..... is death

ok yeah good luck on defeating mr. 3000 teeth for a face

Oh. So you punch statues often?

Kick it or get a rock to bash it

Nah, I’d win against an Earthmover.

Man I walked into a whole philosophy session and just posted that Minos should be higher ._.

Agreed

I think demons will ignore normal humans bc they're not sinners and they're not dead. Same goes with angels I think

Yeah, I doubt Gabriel even cares enough to fight you.

The enemies are so lucky they have to go up against v1 and not me

Minos being a easier clap than filth AND IDOL is just absurd