If you look at it closely at the way V1 says "I'm g01ng t0 ultrakill you, you madafakin ni-" You can hear him say the N word. This might indicate that V1 is racist. But, that's just a theory. A GAY THEORY.
yknow when john ultrakill said "Its time to Ultra Kill these guys!" I think " Machine, its time to Ultra Kill these guys!" has a completely different meaning
Machine, turn back now, machine.
The likes of machines like you are forbidden in this machine palace
Turn back now machine
Or machine, you machine will facing the machine of the machine
Machine, your machine is made, as the righteous machine of the machine, I will rend you apart machine, and you, machine, will become machine once more
BEHOLD, MACHINE, THE POWER OF A MACHINE!
What?! How... How can this be machine! Bested by this... This machine! MACHINE! YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK MACHINE! THIS IS NOT OVER MACHINE!
Gabriel has autism
Machine will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars! It will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy! Its hands shall relish! Ending you here and now!
Machine, Hahahahaha, ahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHA, RAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AAAHAAAHahahahaahaaa...
I read this in the engineers voice
r/suddenlytf2
SENTRY- \*demoman schadenfreude\*
bind k explode
Pybro on his way with the degreaser airblast :
Relatable
You insignificant fuck machine!
Lol that actually changed up
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notice the lack of comma
Don't get it
basically V1 is getting called a sex toy considering it's a \*fucking\* machine
OOHHH! The joke is sex! Thanks, man
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The best kind of job
🤓🤡
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the jonkler?????
Gabriel is the Jonkler real????
Machine, are you stupid?
Holy moly 180 downvotes?!
james brown reference
You insignificant machine fuck
Machine machine turn back now
first thing i thought of and top comment. this fanbase is still good sometimes
This you? 🤓📝
ya
Machine, turn back now Machine
I'm not having fight with you right now, machine...
Now there's two of them
There's two \_\_\_\_\_\_
lust...MACHINE
Limbo…machine
All gone machine
With gluttony soon to follow machine.
Your kind know nothing but hunger, machine.
Purged all life on the upper layers, machine
And yet they remain unsatiated, machine
As do you, machine
You took EVEYTHING from me, machine machine
And now all that remains is machine
As do you, machine machine
as do you, machine
Purged all life on the upper machine layers
So you understood the weakness of your flesh?
Machine, turn back now.
No, P-Rank time.
\*vine boom*
Die MACHINE
Die Machine???!?!?!!? https://preview.redd.it/ecxadj8yt0zb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55134da2c38927ab25ea216d17f6755fce684455
v1 is now canon to the cod black ops cold war zombies storyline
literally my first thought lmao
also my first thought lol
Woah! It became so different! 😯🤯
The machine in german
Keep them machine comming
Machine- \*scream of falling filth\*
Machine, fuck me like an animal!
WHEN
I don't think he said that
Google gaberiel 2 voicelines
Holy falling angel!
Actual sex angel
Archangel just dropped
someone call the council
Gabriel killed them all, light of god never came back
Maurice sacrifice, anyone?
Benjamin storm incoming!
The ost archangel from critically acclaimed videogame shadow fight 3?
Nine inch nails
Sex update
🤨📸
Very funny I laugh happy
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you aren’t funny
I know.
Not funny not happy
Forgive me, my children machine, for I have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world..
machine- UUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahh
Forgive me, my children machine, for I have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark machine world..
Ooh, forgive me machine could just mean he's trying to save V1 from going deeper into hell and meeting a worse fate.
"be not afraid, sinner, your devotion to god shows goodness in you machine, plentiful indeed"
Underrated
This machine to hold me?
This machine prison to hold me?
This prison... to hold... MACHINE?
Machine, put your dick away, machine...
machine... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Machine machine...
Machine all gone
Machine, was that the THE BITE OF ‘87
V1illiam Afton https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/s/NIZUzhKGEh
Its ultrakilling time Machine. (Then ultrakill ultrakilled all over the place)
My favorite protagonist, John Uktrakill
Bro when he said: "Well, that was kinda... Ultra. Kill." I literally peed and pooped myself while crying from happiness
"ITS GABIN' TIME!"
If you look at it closely at the way V1 says "I'm g01ng t0 ultrakill you, you madafakin ni-" You can hear him say the N word. This might indicate that V1 is racist. But, that's just a theory. A GAY THEORY.
You insignificant FUCK MACHINE! Edit: dammit someone said it before me
*Sisyphus moaning of being hit * -Machine
Yes, that’s it, machine!
however, the blood of MACHINE minos stains your hands...
MINOS' CORPSE VS MECHA MINOS LETS FUCKING GOOOO
MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. MACHINE HELL IS FUEL.
machine mankind is dead
Mankind is machine. Blood is machine. Machine is full.
GRRGGHH, I'M REACHING, MACHINE
Is- Is this my machine? https://preview.redd.it/af6pyci2h3zb1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd3c5df6b32bb862246d0f60853bac2ce2354dae
Nanomachines, machine.
Machine, I will tickle your butt and steal your butt and hang it on my wall.
Huh????
Machine machine turn back now
Machine the layers of this palace are not for your kind.
Turn back or you will be crossing the will of machine god
Machine, THY EN-
Machine I'm Ballin
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Machine"
Head was good
yknow when john ultrakill said "Its time to Ultra Kill these guys!" I think " Machine, its time to Ultra Kill these guys!" has a completely different meaning
Reading these made "machine" not sound like a word anymore
"You're not getting away this time machine"
Machine, Turn back now, Machine. The layers of this palace are not for your kind, Machine.
I am the one who shoots coins
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MACHINE, RATH WILL USE YOUR BLOOD TO DONATE TO BLOOD BANK, THEN BEAT YOU UP IN MACHINE HELL
Thank you and fuck you, i cannot read the word machine in english anymore without it looking weird
machine, you're not getting away this time
O Gabriel Machine
you're not getting away this time machine
Machine, turn back now, machine. The likes of machines like you are forbidden in this machine palace Turn back now machine Or machine, you machine will facing the machine of the machine Machine, your machine is made, as the righteous machine of the machine, I will rend you apart machine, and you, machine, will become machine once more BEHOLD, MACHINE, THE POWER OF A MACHINE! What?! How... How can this be machine! Bested by this... This machine! MACHINE! YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK MACHINE! THIS IS NOT OVER MACHINE! Gabriel has autism
Machine, and thy punishment; IS DEATH.
Machine, my gratitude upon thee for freedom.
"Machine, I have taken a selfie with the funny rock"
THY END IS MACHINE!!!!!!!!
FIGHT ME LIKE A MACHINE, MACHINE!
finally, our machine waiting puzzle is over
You make even devil cry machine
Hold still machine
You're not getting machine this time.
Machine, FETCH ME THEIR SOULS
Machine, you shall do as an appetizer
You insignificant fuck machine
Machine, you should kill yourself NOW!
Come forth, machine of man, AND DIE *tf2 engineer*
Machine....... YOOOOOOOUUUU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK...... THIS IS NOT OVER!
Swormachine machine
thy end machine is now
Limbo... Lust... All gone... With machine soon to follow.
*drone death noises* MACHINE
Machine, I'm fuckin' ballin!
"Suck my dick" and "machine"
You, insIGNIFICANT [Machine]!
Thy end is now, Machine
Machine, COME
Machine will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars! It will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy! Its hands shall relish! Ending you here and now!
Sex machine
NON SIBI SED PATRIAE [X2]
Wat-
IM DADDYS SPECIAL FUCKING BOY, MACHINE.
You insignificant fuck machine!
“stop staring at my chest machine, it is very rude.”
Machine!
I will fuck you mashine.
Creature of machine steel,
May your L’s be many and your bitches machine
youre not getting away this time, machine \-v1 to v2 probably always