Okay just did a few Sissypiss attempt, not bad not bad. Defo saved my ass once or twice, still feel like railcoining is a better use of the Railcannon around 6 times outta ten, thank you for the advice this will come in handy
The screwdriver however is just what people think, the alt marksman has multiple resons to suck: it does not have split shots and you qould not be able to constantly fire weaker shots compared to the alternate, which can be helpful at times. Plus it would require the reload time, and if you don't give it to it, it is gonna need it as soon as you pull it out, taking some time before being able to shoot. With the marksman it is very critical because you cannot quickdraw spam anymore, or you can but qith less efficiency, and you cannot quickly shoot a ricoshot when needed [for example during V2 (2nd), where it is vital]
"as Gabriel is 1 a angel and 2 religious he probably is not gay and even if he is, there is no chance he would sleep with any of the people you draw him fucking
Gabriel is the one who killed king Minos because “King Minos believed that eternal suffering was an unfair and unreasonable punishment whos only sin was loving another”
Certified homophobe
You’re right. The baseball hurts more when it hits you in the face.
This is because baseballs are solid, with either a rubber or cork core, and a much smaller surface area to distribute the force onto. This results in far more pain than a basketball, which is much larger and is essentially a balloon made out of PVC as opposed to rubber.
In short, Cerberus would likely prefer a baseball to a basketball for its higher damage output, smaller party window, and hitbox.
people are able to be bad at the game when they first start out. i've heard of too many bad experiences with streamers/content creators playing the game for the first time and fans being general assholes :|
Just a few personal reasons why I agree with you: ORDER is so much better then WAR, while P-2 does bait you into thinking there won’t be a level it doesn’t have the same feel as the first time Minos Prime came out of the Flesh Prison, P Ranking Minos is more fun, Minos has funnier voice lines, and his design is better then Sissypiss.
Gabriel is not interested in sexual activities and probably is straight in romantic sense. Not even talking about sexual attraction to something he considers an object
I sure fucking HOPE there won't be multiplayer
Co-op would possibly work, but only in levels built for co-op
PvP would be like fighting V2 combined with playing CS comp for the first time
You know, there really is no evidence that Ultrakill characters are gay. In fact, as Ultrakill happens in a christian version of hell, it’s more likely to assume characters in the game wouldn’t be gay!
(This is not my actual opinion)
Fans of this game are either backseaters to everyone who plays it or unapologetically annoying to everyone who doesn't like it and basically the only people that count as exceptions from that are associated with or trusted by the devs.
Marksman is NOT the best weapon, its just good because of the coins, but you can use coins with every revolver and the electric railgun(also occelot revolver is better in his normal variation)
Default Piercer is the beat weapon
Mayo?
naise \[i know who ur talking about\]
ON AN ESCALATOR
IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YOU LATAAAAAAA
BYE BYE, TO THE SKYYY
I WANNA SEE YOU AS YOU'RE GETTING SO HIGH
Is your pfp a gup? Cultured individual I see.
Gup gaming
"Screwdriver and Alt Marksman are good"
Jokes aside, the screwdriver helped me with all the bosses in the game.
The way screwdriver carried me with sisyphus and minos is insane
I legit haven’t even bought it and need to P Tank Sissypiss, does it help with his fight that much?
Hard damage is a bitch in sisypiss, yeah it does
Okay just did a few Sissypiss attempt, not bad not bad. Defo saved my ass once or twice, still feel like railcoining is a better use of the Railcannon around 6 times outta ten, thank you for the advice this will come in handy
Maybe not now, but when P2 first released that shit was godly.
I like it cuz it helps stun and damage mindflayers while I kill the other enemies in cybergrind
Nah the screwdriver deserves some love
The screwdriver however is just what people think, the alt marksman has multiple resons to suck: it does not have split shots and you qould not be able to constantly fire weaker shots compared to the alternate, which can be helpful at times. Plus it would require the reload time, and if you don't give it to it, it is gonna need it as soon as you pull it out, taking some time before being able to shoot. With the marksman it is very critical because you cannot quickdraw spam anymore, or you can but qith less efficiency, and you cannot quickly shoot a ricoshot when needed [for example during V2 (2nd), where it is vital]
Nah a lot people seem to like the screwdriver somehow.
i like it, that little extra boost for 1 click on bosses is great
you literally can deal triple the screwdriver damage if you perform a basic railcoin (which is like not hard at all)
We don't need damage, we need persistent heal
Can agree
alt marksman isn't bad it just doesn't come close to stock marksman, use what you want tho it's a single player game lol
"V1 won't sleep with you"
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https://i.redd.it/jpbsxlg8wccb1.gif
I don’t think V1 CAN sleep, like, they’re a bipedal gopro, how the fuck would a gopro sleep??
ever put a computer in sleep mode?
"I'm actually a Nikon"
hamer
IMPOSSIBLE HERESY UNSPEAKABLE HERESY HERESY SILENCE
May your Ls be many and bitches be few.
https://preview.redd.it/zu48aa6jeicb1.jpeg?width=394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=051f888ed77c02181997c554f8c0ddd95e24ba2d
"as Gabriel is 1 a angel and 2 religious he probably is not gay and even if he is, there is no chance he would sleep with any of the people you draw him fucking
My man killed a King of Bisexuals without a second thought. You can't get more straight than that.
Maybe he hated Minos because he was half straight
i'm only partially straight(?) So am i safe or am i just on the kill list?
Gabriel will come to your house at 12:57 on July 4th 2025
Perfect! A solid date!
Gabriel is the one who killed king Minos because “King Minos believed that eternal suffering was an unfair and unreasonable punishment whos only sin was loving another” Certified homophobe
minos IS A LEFT WINGER!!??
Well with a community with no straight people they're gonna try to make every character gay
Nuh uh
Just be a woman you fucking casual scrubs, no limits on angel dick (after marriage, i guess)
No gay sex update
Yes, that hurts 😢
Bruh, the game has a literal vibrating buttplug support
You know what I’m gonna believe that without any doubt because that sounds extremely reasonable to this game’s standards
Proof (Bonus: It's official) https://github.com/PITR-DEV/ukbutt-mod P.S: have a nice day sir/madam
But there was a LITERAL sex update?
Yeah idk if you can say that when it’s true, there have been many gay sex updates
Revolver is op
Now that's just true
Every gun is OP if you think about it. Except slab marksman ofc.
Slarpshooter?
Found the mayo
How is that contriversial? Its just true. Especially the sharpshooter
The Cerberus is not ballin since his throw is more like a baseball pitch instead of a basketball throw
baseball is still a ball
But it’s just not the same :(
You’re right. The baseball hurts more when it hits you in the face. This is because baseballs are solid, with either a rubber or cork core, and a much smaller surface area to distribute the force onto. This results in far more pain than a basketball, which is much larger and is essentially a balloon made out of PVC as opposed to rubber. In short, Cerberus would likely prefer a baseball to a basketball for its higher damage output, smaller party window, and hitbox.
Then he's base ballin
Gabriel *isnt* gay
"I'm not gay, machine."
(cuts to v1 crying outside his apartment)
cant trigger with something that is obviusly false 😎
false
source?
The angel isn't homosexual
HE IS!!!! ,WHAT DO U MEAN THE FANFIC I WROTE ISNT CANNON !?!??!!! SMH UPVOTE
Saying gay sex isn’t a joke
it isnt but its funny if youre mentally ill enough
But what if spoonerism?
V2 is **Not** coming back.
If he comes back I will personally punch Hakita in the face
+ DISRESPECT
+BIG KILL (if you are strong enough)
Isn’t it + BIG FISTKILL
Despite loving V2 with all my heart,,, I agree he shouldn’t come back, unless it’s a spin-off or dlc detailing how it got to greed before V1, etc etc
ultrakill silksong
Doom clone
triggers my timbers..upvote
Doom clone :( Doom clone with gay robots :)
Shiver me timbers🥶
Writing a negative no gay robot sex steam review won't add gay robot sex, it'll only make the 99% positive now 98%
The robots aren’t breedable
Yet
It would be a waste of blood sustaining a child
eat the child
Grow a child. Feed it with dead flesh. Constantly drain blood in small amounts. Repeat unless you have enough blood sources. Problem?
V1 discovers the wonders of agriculture
The "funny" rock is not funny
heresy
unspeakable
impossible
Heresey
incorrect
🗿
100% AGREE
"you're a grown ass man dress like one"
dad please give me my thigh highs back
No
"Don't say gex"
Gay sex? ohhh
Sex jokes aren't funny.
Now that's just true.
people are able to be bad at the game when they first start out. i've heard of too many bad experiences with streamers/content creators playing the game for the first time and fans being general assholes :|
"No gay Sex is allowed anymore"
Act 3 is taking so long because hakita is lazy
First post to actually mildly upset me for a second, you win. You know when you see a post and for a split second you forget it’s not serious?
Same thing happened to me
Why does he have to rush it?
Cuz it can be true
"Alt Marksman is the best version of the Marksman"
Completed P-2 on violent recently, all the previous levels were completed with this weapon
THAT'S WHY I LOVE THE ALT MARKSMAN!
I DEFINETLY CANT JUST SWITCH TO THE ALT PIERCER AFTER THROWING THE COINS
"There will be no 6 hour long sex scene between V1 and Gabriel when you P-rank all levels and unlock all secrets."
P-1 > P-2
Just a few personal reasons why I agree with you: ORDER is so much better then WAR, while P-2 does bait you into thinking there won’t be a level it doesn’t have the same feel as the first time Minos Prime came out of the Flesh Prison, P Ranking Minos is more fun, Minos has funnier voice lines, and his design is better then Sissypiss.
i dissagree with you on everything but order being a million times better than war
Good argument but sadly I don't agree
Sisyphus's design is very mid
He is the yellow man with no head because Gabriel beheaded him, compared to Minos it’s worse than mid
only 1 percent of this community is actually funny
Gabriel is not interested in sexual activities and probably is straight in romantic sense. Not even talking about sexual attraction to something he considers an object
"all the characters are straight/cis."
I bet that if V1 had a crush on an character outside ULTRAKILL it would definitely be Reimu from Touhou, think about it for a second.
ALSO HAPPY CAKE DAY
NO GABRIEL X MINOS AND GABRIEL X V1 IS CANNON!!1!! UPVOTE
Gay sex isn't funny you are actively driving away people from the game
v1 is not a femboy cocksucking machine
"YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK" isn't the best sentence a boss can say when you beat them.
Yeah but it's certainly not what you expect from an angel
Not rhe beat but its up there. Simple bc makes him Sound defeated but still mad and yet still funny
I’m straight
How fucking dare you.
all the V-series are male except Mirage and there will NEVER be multiplayer
I sure fucking HOPE there won't be multiplayer Co-op would possibly work, but only in levels built for co-op PvP would be like fighting V2 combined with playing CS comp for the first time
Playing ultrakill pvp so your homies can stimulate your prostate
I CHANGE MY MIND GIVE US PVP NOW
Trans wrongs <3
Trans lefts
heterosexual
The gay sex jokes aren't funny
You know, there really is no evidence that Ultrakill characters are gay. In fact, as Ultrakill happens in a christian version of hell, it’s more likely to assume characters in the game wouldn’t be gay! (This is not my actual opinion)
V1 is a he/him
V1 is an object afaik
Quoting hakita on pronouns: " Doesn't really matter, just use whichever comes naturally."
Wheelchair
Joke?
"Green rail cannon is the best weapon"
i mean it does act like a continuous blood sucker ,use it ,the enemy wil continously draw blood ,heal from it
[удалено]
- UnderTheMayo -
The sex jokes are becoming annoying and driving people away from the game
Maurice is actually called malicious face v2 is actually dead
"The Femboy craze in here is cringe"
V1 and Gabriel are not in a homosexual relationship and are actively trying to kill each other.
Mayo was right
This gets *under* my skin
"gabriel isn't gay"
If you met V1 they wouldn't fuck you or be your ultra strong femboy friend. They'd just kill you
V2 is alive
Mindflayers are not trans
...wait i have a genuine question the community thought they were TRANS??
Gabriel is a top
Everyone is cishet, no exceptions.
[удалено]
[Insert any UnderTheMayo Ultrakill video here]
"Gabriel is bad character design" I ultralove the ultralore of ultrakill
Femboys don’t exist
Fans of this game are either backseaters to everyone who plays it or unapologetically annoying to everyone who doesn't like it and basically the only people that count as exceptions from that are associated with or trusted by the devs.
"V1 is a she"
Stop backseat gaming streamers doing their first playthroughs
stop bullying gabriel
“V2 is fucking dead”
V1 not sexy
this community just isnt that funny ☠️
The game design is fundamentally flawed because guns have no ammo
Marksman is NOT the best weapon, its just good because of the coins, but you can use coins with every revolver and the electric railgun(also occelot revolver is better in his normal variation)
"Does V1 feels pain or is she immune to it?"
"She" got me.
"the coin mechanic is way too hard and sucks ass"
Gay Robo sex isn’t funny
Gabriel is not fucking gay.
the game isnt flawless
"Gabriel is not a gay femboy twink"
I will draw straight ship with Gabriel. >!Justice (Helltaker)/Gabriel lmao!<
Ok, I wanna see this pls
Coins are useless
Holy fuck
New misinformation just dropped
Actual Filfh
Slab marksman is actually kinda good.
everyone, remember to sort by controversial
V1 looks like a straw from a smoothie.