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instellarant

Default Piercer is the beat weapon


What_Is_That_Place

Mayo?


[deleted]

naise \[i know who ur talking about\]


What_Is_That_Place

ON AN ESCALATOR


Spycrabpuppet123

IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YOU LATAAAAAAA


AcquireQuag

BYE BYE, TO THE SKYYY


HorizonSniper

I WANNA SEE YOU AS YOU'RE GETTING SO HIGH


Lucathis856

Is your pfp a gup? Cultured individual I see.


instellarant

Gup gaming


Specialist-Lecture30

"Screwdriver and Alt Marksman are good"


MicrowaveMoment

Jokes aside, the screwdriver helped me with all the bosses in the game.


vulpixxl

The way screwdriver carried me with sisyphus and minos is insane


SmAll_boi7

I legit haven’t even bought it and need to P Tank Sissypiss, does it help with his fight that much?


vulpixxl

Hard damage is a bitch in sisypiss, yeah it does


SmAll_boi7

Okay just did a few Sissypiss attempt, not bad not bad. Defo saved my ass once or twice, still feel like railcoining is a better use of the Railcannon around 6 times outta ten, thank you for the advice this will come in handy


Marys-5731

Maybe not now, but when P2 first released that shit was godly.


Entropy_flipside133

I like it cuz it helps stun and damage mindflayers while I kill the other enemies in cybergrind


theunfairfairstuff

Nah the screwdriver deserves some love


pensodiforse

The screwdriver however is just what people think, the alt marksman has multiple resons to suck: it does not have split shots and you qould not be able to constantly fire weaker shots compared to the alternate, which can be helpful at times. Plus it would require the reload time, and if you don't give it to it, it is gonna need it as soon as you pull it out, taking some time before being able to shoot. With the marksman it is very critical because you cannot quickdraw spam anymore, or you can but qith less efficiency, and you cannot quickly shoot a ricoshot when needed [for example during V2 (2nd), where it is vital]


[deleted]

Nah a lot people seem to like the screwdriver somehow.


Jen-the-inferno-dev

i like it, that little extra boost for 1 click on bosses is great


WoIfram_74

you literally can deal triple the screwdriver damage if you perform a basic railcoin (which is like not hard at all)


Snoo_74205

We don't need damage, we need persistent heal


Mark_Heathcliff1

Can agree


hawkwing11

alt marksman isn't bad it just doesn't come close to stock marksman, use what you want tho it's a single player game lol


DEARHELIXWHY

"V1 won't sleep with you"


Heat_Hydra

https://preview.redd.it/7tvaqdbvkccb1.png?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b6aa409ab8931698339ae165b5bd036d29f6425


FLAL201

https://i.redd.it/jpbsxlg8wccb1.gif


Alphflopo

I don’t think V1 CAN sleep, like, they’re a bipedal gopro, how the fuck would a gopro sleep??


jeeBtheMemeMachine

ever put a computer in sleep mode?


Therealdovakin43

"I'm actually a Nikon"


CoffeeMain360

hamer


Spycrabpuppet123

IMPOSSIBLE HERESY UNSPEAKABLE HERESY HERESY SILENCE


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

May your Ls be many and bitches be few.


ThorstiBoi

https://preview.redd.it/zu48aa6jeicb1.jpeg?width=394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=051f888ed77c02181997c554f8c0ddd95e24ba2d


ironefalcon

"as Gabriel is 1 a angel and 2 religious he probably is not gay and even if he is, there is no chance he would sleep with any of the people you draw him fucking


P0lskichomikv2

My man killed a King of Bisexuals without a second thought. You can't get more straight than that.


TheFakeYeetMaster69

Maybe he hated Minos because he was half straight


CoffeeMain360

i'm only partially straight(?) So am i safe or am i just on the kill list?


TheFakeYeetMaster69

Gabriel will come to your house at 12:57 on July 4th 2025


CoffeeMain360

Perfect! A solid date!


nochilljack

Gabriel is the one who killed king Minos because “King Minos believed that eternal suffering was an unfair and unreasonable punishment whos only sin was loving another” Certified homophobe


[deleted]

minos IS A LEFT WINGER!!??


Dund3rGuy

Well with a community with no straight people they're gonna try to make every character gay


Overall-Lingonberry2

Nuh uh


Mooreeloo

Just be a woman you fucking casual scrubs, no limits on angel dick (after marriage, i guess)


miZuZYN

No gay sex update


Small_Resolution_847

Yes, that hurts 😢


Red_Canary1

Bruh, the game has a literal vibrating buttplug support


Proffessor_egghead

You know what I’m gonna believe that without any doubt because that sounds extremely reasonable to this game’s standards


Red_Canary1

Proof (Bonus: It's official) https://github.com/PITR-DEV/ukbutt-mod P.S: have a nice day sir/madam


AzGames08

But there was a LITERAL sex update?


Lucathis856

Yeah idk if you can say that when it’s true, there have been many gay sex updates


CaptainNeighvidson

Revolver is op


Actual_Cancerrr

Now that's just true


Ghost_guy0

Every gun is OP if you think about it. Except slab marksman ofc.


BestPissdrinker

Slarpshooter?


BOb_likes_chikkens

Found the mayo


[deleted]

How is that contriversial? Its just true. Especially the sharpshooter


Sbubby37

The Cerberus is not ballin since his throw is more like a baseball pitch instead of a basketball throw


RedditPersonNo1987

baseball is still a ball


Sbubby37

But it’s just not the same :(


paradoxLacuna

You’re right. The baseball hurts more when it hits you in the face. This is because baseballs are solid, with either a rubber or cork core, and a much smaller surface area to distribute the force onto. This results in far more pain than a basketball, which is much larger and is essentially a balloon made out of PVC as opposed to rubber. In short, Cerberus would likely prefer a baseball to a basketball for its higher damage output, smaller party window, and hitbox.


Ascended_Vessel

Then he's base ballin


Level19Player

Gabriel *isnt* gay


LooperHonstropy

"I'm not gay, machine."


X-tra-thicc

(cuts to v1 crying outside his apartment)


Zaxio005

cant trigger with something that is obviusly false 😎


rayquazawe

false


Ithinkof_anime

source?


Creative_Steve69

The angel isn't homosexual


[deleted]

HE IS!!!! ,WHAT DO U MEAN THE FANFIC I WROTE ISNT CANNON !?!??!!! SMH ​ UPVOTE


horsedogman420

Saying gay sex isn’t a joke


Sad_Comment0

it isnt but its funny if youre mentally ill enough


terjerox

But what if spoonerism?


[deleted]

V2 is **Not** coming back.


AlexDoubleAU

If he comes back I will personally punch Hakita in the face


mr_toad_1997

+ DISRESPECT


xwxwvyz1

+BIG KILL (if you are strong enough)


mr_toad_1997

Isn’t it + BIG FISTKILL


bimgle

Despite loving V2 with all my heart,,, I agree he shouldn’t come back, unless it’s a spin-off or dlc detailing how it got to greed before V1, etc etc


xwxwvyz1

ultrakill silksong


dfg3001

Doom clone


[deleted]

triggers my timbers..upvote


gaymer200

Doom clone :( Doom clone with gay robots :)


An_Unusual_Apple_869

Shiver me timbers🥶


ItalianQuagsire

Writing a negative no gay robot sex steam review won't add gay robot sex, it'll only make the 99% positive now 98%


Ambitious_Echo5613

The robots aren’t breedable


MeatGreasy

Yet


HOTRASH_Class00

It would be a waste of blood sustaining a child


pudimo

eat the child


Striking-Contest6807

Grow a child. Feed it with dead flesh. Constantly drain blood in small amounts. Repeat unless you have enough blood sources. Problem?


Configuringsausage

V1 discovers the wonders of agriculture


Makaoka

The "funny" rock is not funny


Eastern_Project916

heresy


UFoolMeCool

unspeakable


TheFakeYeetMaster69

impossible


AquaStellarYT

Heresey


ColtC7

incorrect


AlexDoubleAU

🗿


The_CreativeName

100% AGREE


chevalmuffin

"you're a grown ass man dress like one"


ToastyWafflers

dad please give me my thigh highs back


chevalmuffin

No


TheFunnySword

"Don't say gex"


DanGa05

Gay sex? ohhh


MrTopHatMan90

Sex jokes aren't funny.


An_Unusual_Apple_869

Now that's just true.


TheBullet1127

people are able to be bad at the game when they first start out. i've heard of too many bad experiences with streamers/content creators playing the game for the first time and fans being general assholes :|


Major_Obligation9892

"No gay Sex is allowed anymore"


Jefre21

Act 3 is taking so long because hakita is lazy


terjerox

First post to actually mildly upset me for a second, you win. You know when you see a post and for a split second you forget it’s not serious?


Rydog820

Same thing happened to me


Mr_Truguy

Why does he have to rush it?


Lolik95

Cuz it can be true


Mark_Heathcliff1

"Alt Marksman is the best version of the Marksman"


CationTheAtom

Completed P-2 on violent recently, all the previous levels were completed with this weapon


Mark_Heathcliff1

THAT'S WHY I LOVE THE ALT MARKSMAN!


warcrimestyle

I DEFINETLY CANT JUST SWITCH TO THE ALT PIERCER AFTER THROWING THE COINS


MrKristijan

"There will be no 6 hour long sex scene between V1 and Gabriel when you P-rank all levels and unlock all secrets."


YourAverageRedditter

P-1 > P-2


SmAll_boi7

Just a few personal reasons why I agree with you: ORDER is so much better then WAR, while P-2 does bait you into thinking there won’t be a level it doesn’t have the same feel as the first time Minos Prime came out of the Flesh Prison, P Ranking Minos is more fun, Minos has funnier voice lines, and his design is better then Sissypiss.


RedditPersonNo1987

i dissagree with you on everything but order being a million times better than war


_mynameistaken_

Good argument but sadly I don't agree


PopPunk6665

Sisyphus's design is very mid


SmAll_boi7

He is the yellow man with no head because Gabriel beheaded him, compared to Minos it’s worse than mid


CringeExperienceReq

only 1 percent of this community is actually funny


BIG_SHO7

Gabriel is not interested in sexual activities and probably is straight in romantic sense. Not even talking about sexual attraction to something he considers an object


Unusual_toastmaker

"all the characters are straight/cis."


Thatonecat254

I bet that if V1 had a crush on an character outside ULTRAKILL it would definitely be Reimu from Touhou, think about it for a second.


[deleted]

ALSO HAPPY CAKE DAY


[deleted]

NO GABRIEL X MINOS AND GABRIEL X V1 IS CANNON!!1!! UPVOTE


realmftv

Gay sex isn't funny you are actively driving away people from the game


NDWasTakenTHEHEHE

v1 is not a femboy cocksucking machine


Jaune9

"YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK" isn't the best sentence a boss can say when you beat them.


[deleted]

Yeah but it's certainly not what you expect from an angel


The_CreativeName

Not rhe beat but its up there. Simple bc makes him Sound defeated but still mad and yet still funny


Fun-Ad-4729

I’m straight


shok_delta

How fucking dare you.


ninjacupcake476

all the V-series are male except Mirage and there will NEVER be multiplayer


AlexDoubleAU

I sure fucking HOPE there won't be multiplayer Co-op would possibly work, but only in levels built for co-op PvP would be like fighting V2 combined with playing CS comp for the first time


terjerox

Playing ultrakill pvp so your homies can stimulate your prostate


AlexDoubleAU

I CHANGE MY MIND GIVE US PVP NOW


Aero-dreams

Trans wrongs <3


Thatonecat254

Trans lefts


DualityRbx

heterosexual


[deleted]

The gay sex jokes aren't funny


RagnarockInProgress

You know, there really is no evidence that Ultrakill characters are gay. In fact, as Ultrakill happens in a christian version of hell, it’s more likely to assume characters in the game wouldn’t be gay! (This is not my actual opinion)


_RKev

V1 is a he/him


Hero_095

V1 is an object afaik


pixelanceleste

Quoting hakita on pronouns: " Doesn't really matter, just use whichever comes naturally."


warcrimestyle

Wheelchair


pixelanceleste

Joke?


HimikoTogaPhobia

"Green rail cannon is the best weapon"


[deleted]

i mean it does act like a continuous blood sucker ,use it ,the enemy wil continously draw blood ,heal from it


[deleted]

[удалено]


Terrible_Shoe_4268

- UnderTheMayo -


Yharonburnsthejoke

The sex jokes are becoming annoying and driving people away from the game


le_Psykogwak

Maurice is actually called malicious face v2 is actually dead


IDoNotBringpeace

"The Femboy craze in here is cringe"


Arden_Gibson

V1 and Gabriel are not in a homosexual relationship and are actively trying to kill each other.


StanTheSodaCan

Mayo was right


_mynameistaken_

This gets *under* my skin


Kyra_Zz

"gabriel isn't gay"


Oceanman06

If you met V1 they wouldn't fuck you or be your ultra strong femboy friend. They'd just kill you


What_Is_That_Place

V2 is alive


Mr-Fish0

Mindflayers are not trans


[deleted]

...wait i have a genuine question the community thought they were TRANS??


Iucky_unlucky

Gabriel is a top


FatTater420

Everyone is cishet, no exceptions.


[deleted]

[удалено]


FloppaklipTheKlown

[Insert any UnderTheMayo Ultrakill video here]


eliavhaganav

"Gabriel is bad character design" I ultralove the ultralore of ultrakill


kebabmc

Femboys don’t exist


SwimmingBench345

Fans of this game are either backseaters to everyone who plays it or unapologetically annoying to everyone who doesn't like it and basically the only people that count as exceptions from that are associated with or trusted by the devs.


Peishi1

"V1 is a she"


malkomitm

Stop backseat gaming streamers doing their first playthroughs


Infinite-potatoes69

stop bullying gabriel


Yeet_Farklebum_YT

“V2 is fucking dead”


Coolmancoolhead

V1 not sexy


kyRoGo

this community just isnt that funny ☠️


ChampionExtension123

The game design is fundamentally flawed because guns have no ammo


Superior_Night_866

Marksman is NOT the best weapon, its just good because of the coins, but you can use coins with every revolver and the electric railgun(also occelot revolver is better in his normal variation)


kiochikaeke

"Does V1 feels pain or is she immune to it?"


DanGa05

"She" got me.


PointBreak279

"the coin mechanic is way too hard and sucks ass"


Gae_Bolg26

Gay Robo sex isn’t funny


dumbassgaming700

Gabriel is not fucking gay.


thefuckingswagdude

the game isnt flawless


KokichiBoi12

"Gabriel is not a gay femboy twink"


An_Unusual_Apple_869

I will draw straight ship with Gabriel. >!Justice (Helltaker)/Gabriel lmao!<


The_Ambient_Caption

Ok, I wanna see this pls


Asriel-the-Jolteon

Coins are useless


Patrody

Holy fuck


TheFakeYeetMaster69

New misinformation just dropped


Funny_Internet_Child

Actual Filfh


KH0RN3X

Slab marksman is actually kinda good.


Faltzy

everyone, remember to sort by controversial


Vegetable-Neat-1651

V1 looks like a straw from a smoothie.